Do guides do anything?

[FinalTidus21]

Besides turn people into raptor,s and oversize them and kill them, do you guys do anything? Like exemptions?

[Champion_Standing]

Shots fired

[Secrets]

Oh i'm sorry, I didn't realize you wanted FREE FUCKING SERVICE from a FREE FUCKING EMULATION PROJECT in a timely manner.

FUCK.

[Spyder73]

Sikorsky particularly likes when people rage about the Philadelphia Eagles and the Military. Better yet, somehow combine the two and start raging as hard as possible and all your forum dreams will be coming true. I sure your exemption is a top priority ATM...(ass-to-mouth, not at-the-moment)

[Pokesan]

Sikorsky particularly likes when people rage about the Philadelphia Eagles and the Military. Better yet, somehow combine the two and start raging as hard as possible and all your forum dreams will be coming true. I sure your exemption is a top priority ATM...(ass-to-mouth, not at-the-moment)

i dare u to show ur face in the cowboys thread you made

[Spyder73]

i dare u to show ur face in the cowboys thread you made

The pain is real - its too soon to reopen that wound. In time I will revisit the thread, but I have until the Patriots game before the rubber meets the road.

[arsenalpow]

Chip Kelly is an awful coach.

[Sweettouch]

The pain is real - its too soon to reopen that wound. In time I will revisit the thread, but I have until the Patriots game before the rubber meets the road.

I cringe anytime I see a Patriots game,they do anything to get an advantage and get away with it due to Belichick being butt buddies with Roger Goodell. GL against them :P

[dafier]

Oh i'm sorry, I didn't realize you wanted FREE FUCKING SERVICE from a FREE FUCKING EMULATION PROJECT in a timely manner.

FUCK.

/serious on

I am willing to assist P99 guide family.

/serious off

Your response is epic.

[dafier]

My Giants just won their first. Woooooooooo

[Bruno]

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[JackFlash]

A+ post history for OP. Lots of well thought out server criticisms.

[captnamazing]

guides don't do shit for you sucker you want a guides help? yah well first you better butter them up good. see guides is like dry toast thats been in a fucking lavarock sauna. they are stale. and dry. and salty. cut off some of your fucking bellyfat and churn it into lard to rub upon the guide like a soothing balm. they will begin tickling u and this is how you know you've entered the First Gate. After that You better be fucking clever. and fast. because guides run about 10x faster than you, and if you don't keep them entertained, you're gonna be shitting blood for weeks after they pummel your tight little pervert butthole into sloppy joe meat. IF you manage to entertain the guide, then they will reveal their True Name to you, and this is how you know you've gotten through the Second Gate.

[Oleris]

nah, just sit in theurg and watch football <3

[FinalTidus21]

I don't think going on a month is considered reasonable time. I think somewhere in their goals should be to respond to IP exemptions within 2 weeks. Taking a longer amount of time doesn't lower the amount of requests, just keep up with the work load and consider doing other things less frequently and other things more frequently. Maybe first off something you could do less frequently turn people into raptors and watch them run around or make people big and kill them in EC. Maybe something you could do more frequently is train other guides or designate more times to IP exemption requests. I'm not trying to be a smart ass or anything but good lord a month is a long time for someone to watch you play when they should be able to as well.

[PlatLordlolz]

Oh i'm sorry, I didn't realize you wanted FREE FUCKING SERVICE from a FREE FUCKING EMULATION PROJECT in a timely manner.

FUCK.

you seem like a douche bag. yea, douche bag confirmed.

[captnamazing]

I don't think going on a month is considered reasonable time. I think somewhere in their goals should be to respond to IP exemptions within 2 weeks. Taking a longer amount of time doesn't lower the amount of requests, just keep up with the work load and consider doing other things less frequently and other things more frequently. Maybe first off something you could do less frequently turn people into raptors and watch them run around or make people big and kill them in EC. Maybe something you could do more frequently is train other guides or designate more times to IP exemption requests. I'm not trying to be a smart ass or anything but good lord a month is a long time for someone to watch you play when they should be able to as well.

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[LostCause]

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[wormed]

Oh i'm sorry, I didn't realize you wanted FREE FUCKING SERVICE from a FREE FUCKING EMULATION PROJECT in a timely manner.

FUCK.

Free service...

Probably takes in mountains of donations.

[Sirken]

Besides turn people into raptor,s and oversize them and kill them, do you guys do anything? Like exemptions?

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[Lexical]

It took about 2 months to get my IP exemption. I saw the best results when I shut my mouth and waited.

[Shiagur]

Gotta say, I'm glad I stumbled across this thread. Especially Lexical's response.

I used to play back when P99 first came out and I remember two friends of mine got their exemption within a day or so - a week at most? It's been 6 years, I don't remember exactly. So naturally, I figured my request for my hub and I to get ours wouldn't take too long.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, I know these guys are up to their ears in shit to do to keep us happy. I'm just relieved to have some kind of time frame so I'm not sitting there expecting a response within a couple days.

Thanks :}

[Moregan]

Do guides do anything?

Well, the scientific response is "not really."

But, one time, I did summon someone's rotted corpse to them in under 20 seconds!

I also have a sub-15-second surname removal under the belt.

Over the weekend -- specifically instead of processing OP's IP Exemption -- I turned people into dinosaurs and large corpses and such.

The End

/EMOTE POPCORN

[JackFlash]

I don't think going on a month is considered reasonable time. I think somewhere in their goals should be to respond to IP exemptions within 2 weeks. Taking a longer amount of time doesn't lower the amount of requests, just keep up with the work load and consider doing other things less frequently and other things more frequently. Maybe first off something you could do less frequently turn people into raptors and watch them run around or make people big and kill them in EC. Maybe something you could do more frequently is train other guides or designate more times to IP exemption requests. I'm not trying to be a smart ass or anything but good lord a month is a long time for someone to watch you play when they should be able to as well.


Can we fast track to deny? Smells like a boxer.

[Lojik]

If you want an IP exemption you need to make sure to do two things:

1) Good news, you already did this...Post in RNF. The saltier the post the better, it makes the staff feel guilty and they'll then gladly oblige any request you have.

2) Bump the thread you made for the IP exemption. I don't mean daily, I mean every 5 minutes. Make sure to send various guides who may or may not have anything to do with your exemption lots of angry PMs the longer you wait.

[dafier]

You also suck people's jibs.

I must be old. What does jibs mean?

[AzzarTheGod]

I cringe anytime I see a Patriots game,they do anything to get an advantage and get away with it due to Belichick being butt buddies with Roger Goodell. GL against them :P

???

If you want to hate on the Patriots. I'm from Boston, so I will tell you how to do it right.

Bill Belichick isn't butt buddies with anyone. Its Patriots owner Robert Kraft who is Christmas dinner pals with Roger Goodell. Kraft sets the marching music for Belichick. Kraft's son Jonathan Kraft makes his father look like the most stately and moral businessman on the planet. The idea of the franchise being in his hands one day makes stomachs turn.

A corporation I'm intimate with told me some eyeopening stories and shenanigans of how Johnny Kraft nazi'd 36 season club seats, and 3 season luxury suites from them after owning them for several years.

No surprise how the team conducts itself on the field, is a reflection of how the Kraft family run their business.

Kraft attorney disclaimer: the above is untrue and I enjoy writing hyperbolic opinions based on fiction.

[Sweettouch]

???

If you want to hate on the Patriots. I'm from Boston, so I will tell you how to do it right.

Bill Belichick isn't butt buddies with anyone. Its Patriots owner Robert Kraft who is Christmas dinner pals with Roger Goodell. Kraft sets the marching music for Belichick. Kraft's son Jonathan Kraft makes his father look like the most stately and moral businessman on the planet. The idea of the franchise being in his hands one day makes stomachs turn.

A corporation I'm intimate with told me some eyeopening stories and shenanigans of how Johnny Kraft nazi'd 36 season club seats, and 3 season luxury suites from them after owning them for several years.

No surprise how the team conducts itself on the field, is a reflection of how the Kraft family run their business.

Kraft attorney disclaimer: the above is untrue and I enjoy writing hyperbolic opinions based on fiction.


That's why they can deflate balls,play when the other team has faulty headsets and uses this to their advantage,goes into other team locker rooms looking at their game plans and get a slap on the wrist,you must be blind or ignorant. ESPN and ANY sports reporter doesn't report this shit due to good ol' Roger buying them off

[AzzarTheGod]

ESPN and ANY sports reporter doesn't report this shit due to good ol' Roger buying them off

Right. During the scandal of rising patriots superstar Aaron Hernandez last year, the Kraft's also controlled the media very tightly with payoffs and bribes, quid pro quo of course. Insiders at major networks said the story was strictly hands-off. Daddy Kraft's orders!

When other NFL teams had players involved in murder cases or stuff like Ray Rice, Ray Lewis murder case, etc. there was coverage and updates of the incident from top to bottom on ESPN NBC and other major sports news.

Kraft's son Johnny gave the newspapers and station owners the word to bury the Aaron Hernandez scandal and his 40 million dollar deal because it would threaten to destroy the team. And the networks never said a peep.

Its the Patriot's Way, buy buy buy. Bribe bribe bribe. Extort Extort Extort with threats of taking away press passes and media credentials and limiting access.

Kraft attorney disclaimer: I love writing fictional hyperbole about the Kraft family and nothing I say is true.

[Spyder73]

Its not too late Azzar, I got a seat open right next to me on the Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl train, come on in - the water is fine.

[FinalTidus21]

Well, the scientific response is "not really."

But, one time, I did summon someone's rotted corpse to them in under 20 seconds!

I also have a sub-15-second surname removal under the belt.

Over the weekend -- specifically instead of processing OP's IP Exemption -- I turned people into dinosaurs and large corpses and such.

The End

/EMOTE POPCORN

It's funny how these trolls with titles behave. Literally proud and rubbing it in as their entire process is slow, biased and unprofessional. You can see the over-sized ego dripping down his pantyhose with the taunting he loves to do on the forums. What a complete loser, why don't you do something instead of using your weak mind to come up with a sarcastic rebuttal at best. Look, if you're all having a hard time maintaining a poorly corrupt server, have a different group of people do it. Unprofessional, unbecoming of anything considered real leadership and so ignorant in their own jobs all they can do is go into RNF instead of accept IP exemptions.

And for you idiots that think I'm boxing, I've provided the CSR staff with me and gfs phone numbers that they can call at any time during a two boxing period. Additionally, I've offered to switch on my stream and show my windows at any time at any request. I've literally made my own case bullet proof to nail me for boxing if they suspect me of it. Taking all the flames aside, we have someone who pretends to hold a standard to their service, but apparently doesn't, and a new player is just literally left sitting here not able to play because of the poor coordination and responsibility neglect.

And denying me because I joined RNF to flame them taking a month to except IP exemption is just the next post I need solid evidence for to show people. If you're going to deny people IP exemptions because you don't want to hear how bad of a job you're doing, and deny them because of it, I will not go quiet AT ALL.

[captnamazing]

OP needs to go back to Nagafen's Lair because he is obviously a Fire Giant.

[FinalTidus21]

Well, the scientific response is "not really."

But, one time, I did summon someone's rotted corpse to them in under 20 seconds!

I also have a sub-15-second surname removal under the belt.

Over the weekend -- specifically instead of processing OP's IP Exemption -- I turned people into dinosaurs and large corpses and such.

The End

/EMOTE POPCORN

I hope losers like this put P99 as part of their job experience and come to their website and see how much you are disliked. I suspect they don't.

[captnamazing]

everyone but you loves moregan bud. he's a national treasure

[FinalTidus21]

everyone but you loves moregan bud. he's a national treasure

Anyone with over 200 posts is going to say that, you're probably forum buddies. Or maybe you didn't have to wait a month for something that doesn't seem smart to push off considering IP exemptions are supposed to be NEW PLAYERS. Or people that were already playing but moved in with people that also do. Even if that were the scenario, imagine going through the process of waiting a month for such a normal request?

That Guide is not liked, I've heard many many many stories and experiences people have had with him outside of mine. Being that he has nothing better to do behind his screen and locked house door than log on his fake boshy account on a Clown overlords website and push peoples buttons. Good for you pixel master, you've pushed my button. And whatever kind of seasoned nerd rebuttal you're raiding up with the same fingers you raid your own pants with every day, just get out of RNF and do what you guys are expected to do in some sort of sensical timely manner.

[Pokesan]

knock it off and be nice, you're making trouble for yourself by being mean

[trinkets]

OP is a whiney bitch. Cry more about how unpaid guides contributing their spare time on the free emu server don't meet your needs in a timely manner. Just go away, no one with any sense gives a fuck. Lol @ you in general.

[captnamazing]

That Guide is not liked


prove it you buttmad nerd

[surf3001x]

New player here.

I've had 3 run in's with Moregan and they have all been DELIGHTFUL!

Great GM, takes care of business so fast, very active and he's polite.

Sorry you're so upset FinalTidus21, but you do have to realize that they are doing this for free.

They're also used to the random angry player as well, anyone who has made the mistake of hosting their own EMU server knows how ungrateful some folks can be.

[FinalTidus21]

New player here.

I've had 3 run in's with Moregan and they have all been DELIGHTFUL!

Great GM, takes care of business so fast, very active and he's polite.

Sorry you're so upset FinalTidus21, but you do have to realize that they are doing this for free.

They're also used to the random angry player as well, anyone who has made the mistake of hosting their own EMU server knows how ungrateful some folks can be.

Just because you've joined my RNF and see me ranting about something many people have problem with, don't think I'm not grateful for what they DO do. So you can try to dumb down how poorly they are handling the situation but you have to keep it in context. A guide came in here with some shitty sarcastic remarks as if he's funny or something. Sorry bud but you won't get any laughs other than the ones following this message for the support you'd find in defense of anyone in charge.

Terrible service, even if it's free, if you can't keep up with your commitment, hand the reigns over.

[trinkets]

I'm sure many agree and wonder about why it takes so long to get an exemption, but your method of complaining has likely only moved you to the bottom of the list. Poorly done from start to finish. Are you really surprised at the venemous responses to your absolute lack of respect for those donating time to help?

[Pokesan]

Just because you've joined my RNF and see me ranting about something many people have problem with, don't think I'm not grateful for what they DO do. So you can try to dumb down how poorly they are handling the situation but you have to keep it in context. A guide came in here with some shitty sarcastic remarks as if he's funny or something. Sorry bud but you won't get any laughs other than the ones following this message for the support you'd find in defense of anyone in charge.

Terrible service, even if it's free, if you can't keep up with your commitment, hand the reigns over.

guides do not handle exemptions. sirken posted here, you can be mad at him instead. I WOULD NOT RECOMMENDED DOING SO HOWEVER

[FinalTidus21]

guides do not handle exemptions. sirken posted here, you can be mad at him instead. I WOULD NOT RECOMMENDED DOING SO HOWEVER

Yeah I've heard that's not best to do. It also amuses me all these nerds using their forum strat trolling in here. "it's free, they do it on their spare time", whatever this OP thing is, etc... when this is a RNF forum post. If there was ever a place to post on here exactly what I'm doing, it'd be here. It wouldn't be in tells to guides, or messages on here, or posts in the wrong thread. This post was here because it's in the RNF and I'm ranting and flaming the slow IP exemption process.

All these replies talking about how ranting and flaming in the ranting and flaming post is going to get me set back is interesting. I've had people message me on here about their overdue exemptions and when they submitted them, I'll be keeping an eye on that as well. I guess we'll see if they really are the little paranoid people that make a forum with an RMF, then hear the RNF, then get mad at their own idea... that would be a hilarious tumor to add to their cancerous work ethic here.

[captnamazing]

go on OP, don't stop now - what's rustling ur jimmies?

[Lisset]

guides do not handle exemptions. sirken posted here, you can be mad at him instead. I WOULD NOT RECOMMENDED DOING SO HOWEVER

You sure? I'm pretty sure I remember Eunomia talking about dong them.

[Sikorsky]

Besides turn people into raptor,s and oversize them and kill them, do you guys do anything? Like exemptions?


Not a guide, but I can ban you from the forums so fast it will make your head spin, would that help?

P.S. DONE


It's funny how these trolls with titles behave. Literally proud and rubbing it in as their entire process is slow, biased and unprofessional. You can see the over-sized ego dripping down his pantyhose with the taunting he loves to do on the forums. What a complete loser, why don't you do something instead of using your weak mind to come up with a sarcastic rebuttal at best. Look, if you're all having a hard time maintaining a poorly corrupt server, have a different group of people do it. Unprofessional, unbecoming of anything considered real leadership and so ignorant in their own jobs all they can do is go into RNF instead of accept IP exemptions.

And for you idiots that think I'm boxing, I've provided the CSR staff with me and gfs phone numbers that they can call at any time during a two boxing period. Additionally, I've offered to switch on my stream and show my windows at any time at any request. I've literally made my own case bullet proof to nail me for boxing if they suspect me of it. Taking all the flames aside, we have someone who pretends to hold a standard to their service, but apparently doesn't, and a new player is just literally left sitting here not able to play because of the poor coordination and responsibility neglect.

And denying me because I joined RNF to flame them taking a month to except IP exemption is just the next post I need solid evidence for to show people. If you're going to deny people IP exemptions because you don't want to hear how bad of a job you're doing, and deny them because of it, I will not go quiet AT ALL.

So you're allowed to rant at us in RnF and we just have to bend over and take it? I dont think so.

P.S. You've gone quiet. See you in a month.