A short blue server poem by Swish

[Swish]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm getting impatient
I'm stuck in this queue



Please rate this thread for accuracy <3

[Oleris]

When Its finally my turn for stormfeather and someone says it's FTE and takes it.

http://i.imgur.com/VEWhBSC.gif

[Varren]

Nice italics
Roll a new alt on red for that feel youre missing

[SamwiseRed]

we say "line" in murca.

I am stuck in this line. - cool and normal
I am stuck in this queue. - naw

[Varren]

Btw in america we spell it queueue

[Nefarum]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Everyone wants you to shut up Swish
Cause we all fucking hate you

[simp403]

Why is this in Server Chat? This is RnF fodder.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Not a rant. Swish wanted to share his art with the blue server. Blue server was the inspiration and audience intended.

nice poem

[simp403]

RnF is for shitposts. This is a shitpost.

[Shrubwise]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your mother's a whore,
I forget the rest

[Swish]

Not a rant. Swish wanted to share his art with the blue server. Blue server was the inspiration and audience intended.

nice poem

Thank you, it's one of my better ones. If I come up with any others I'll be sure to add them.

Also thank you to those who didn't enjoy the poem or branched out and made their own version - that's what I love about poetry, it's open to interpretation. God bless freedom of expression.

[maskedmelon]

My eyes are both red
My server is blue

I long for my bed
It is half-past two

It's all in your head!
You've nothing to do!

That's what they said
But now it's past two!

I wish I were dead!
I can't even poo!

As I sit down to med
I begin to rue

That day I was led
Into this zoo

If only instead
Of waiting in queue

I might march on ahead
Straight through this slough

Of players wrong in the head
With nothing to do

Mayhap I should tread
A path all new

Oh, what was it said?
Other than blue,

In that one thread,
Of fun things to do?

Something about Red
A server you!

[Jauna]

Please come play with me
On Red
Because its the same twelve people

[Jauna]

Please come play with me
On Red
Because its the same twelve people

For some reason its not letting me edit my post. I messed up and thought haikus went 5>2>7

Please come play with me
On the containment server
No fun being alone

[Swish]

It got moved to RNF after that last post, thanks Jauna :(

[Jauna]

It got moved to RNF after that last post, thanks Jauna :(

It was just a straw
Many to break camels back
whups sorry my bad

[Champion_Standing]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--jg37Hrsp--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18ym389pkxhdkgif.gif

[Swish]

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22167163/images/1356210211227.gif

[Orruar]

Blue server obsession
Because red is full of cunts
Quit whining you cunt

[Lojik]

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm colorblind
/cry

[Champion_Standing]

My server is Red
Blue is demeaning
Standing in line for pixels
Trying to give you life meaning
So many years wasted
Truly a shame
Never realizing that it's just a game

[Swish]

My server is Red
Blue is demeaning
Standing in line for pixels
Trying to give you life meaning
So many years wasted
Truly a shame
Never realizing that it's just a game

http://i.imgur.com/eyLc1tO.gif

best one so far!

[Jauna]

Red server is so bad
That they need to pretend its so rad
Red posters keep invading blue
So sad, but its true
Never once do I recall blue posting in red
Thats because that server is dead
Its nice to advertise no wait for camps
When your server is filled with tramps

[Jauna]

Maybe if you really wish for people to play with you
You should talk to a GM who
Would come up with an idea to copy Daybreak's prison server clue
To get people to play with you, from blue

[Jauna]

Punting bad people from blue to red
Will have no one shed a tear
For those people on blue who are a pain the rear
This maybe blunt
But red is full of cunts.

[Shrubwise]

My eyes are both red
My server is blue

I long for my bed
It is half-past two

It's all in your head!
You've nothing to do!

That's what they said
But now it's past two!

I wish I were dead!
I can't even poo!

As I sit down to med
I begin to rue

That day I was led
Into this zoo

If only instead
Of waiting in queue

I might march on ahead
Straight through this slough

Of players wrong in the head
With nothing to do

Mayhap I should tread
A path all new

Oh, what was it said?
Other than blue,

In that one thread,
Of fun things to do?

Something about Red
A server you!



We've got a winner!

[Samoht]

lol swish got laughed off the PVP nostalrius server because it was too hardcore for him.

bluebie4lyfe.

[nyclin]

Posting pointlessly
"Come to red," he says again
Swish is unemployed

[Pheer]

Im convinced swish spends more time posting about how great playing on red is than actually playing on red

[Qtip]

My server is Red
Blue is demeaning
Standing in line for pixels
Trying to give you life meaning
So many years wasted
Truly a shame
Never realizing that it's just a game

6676

[Lulz.Sect]

Blue is the suck
I be Red as fuck
Let's not forget that
Swish is a cuck

[Ryba]

Blue is shitty like high school
Red is shitty like prison
Playing either one
Is a bad life decision

[Lulz.Sect]

Lol

[Big_Japan]

Roses are red
And red is blue
Yall suck dick for pixels
you know that it's true

[captnamazing]

gonna toss a haiku in here

swish is shortsighted
"red needs more people" he raves
his goal is his ruin

[Champion_Standing]

Blue is shitty like high school
Red is shitty like prison
Playing either one
Is a bad life decision

http://media.giphy.com/media/tBb19fgUbbUVCNji0iA/giphy.gif

[Remeygi]

Swish playing blue
His posts so true
Swish playing red
His posts so dead

[Swish]

I watch the chatter of long time friends
The jealousy's blooming
It will never end
The thing that's always been there that refuses to let go
If only they tried red, then they would know.

[Jauna]

Even back then
PvP was filled with children
And those children because adults
Who now have so many faults
People came here to relive the classic experience
And the difference between red and blue is the same appearance
Roses are red
Red is dead
I am going to bed

[Shrubwise]

Sorry Jauna, no.

http://i.imgur.com/GXEyQeO.jpg

[Shrubwise]

Check them Tags, bro. Like a pro.

[Jauna]

Sorry Jauna, no.

http://i.imgur.com/GXEyQeO.jpg

Here, I had a good nights sleep:

Even back then
PvP was filled with children
And those children became adults
Who now have so many faults
People came here to relive the classic experience
And the difference between red and blue is the same appearance
Red is dead
I am going to bed