You guys want this to be /b/ [Archive]

magic

11-06-2010, 11:48 AM

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day playing EverQuest. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Zithax

11-06-2010, 12:08 PM

lol, awesome

Maurk

11-06-2010, 12:22 PM

Hey now, cmon John now your just hurting some of our feelings.

Japan

11-06-2010, 12:41 PM

this thread is embarrassing

gj

OngorDrakan

11-06-2010, 01:14 PM

Magic, you need to troll better than this. The title should have been, "Is my girlfriend a duckface & am I a douche?"

Secrets

11-06-2010, 01:19 PM

Magic, you need to troll better than this. The title should have been, "Is my girlfriend a duckface & am I a douche?"

I think you missed the point of the post.

Tokum-6n0m3

11-06-2010, 01:42 PM

I have sex with small farm animals.....that means Im not a virgin right?

Darklake

11-06-2010, 02:16 PM

Depends; are they male or female farm animals?

OngorDrakan

11-06-2010, 02:26 PM

I think you missed the point of the post.

I think you missed the point of my title.

Secrets

11-06-2010, 03:34 PM

I think you missed the point of my title.

I think you missed the point of my post about you missing the point, and also missed the point about this thread.

William_Munny15

11-06-2010, 03:57 PM

You must be making so much money since you were captian of a football team and started on your basketball team. How'd having all the SKEEEELLLL work out for ya? I can already tell this dude is a fucking meat head

girth

11-06-2010, 03:58 PM

What's wrong with jacking off to naked Japanese drawn people?

Hasbinbad

11-06-2010, 03:59 PM

What's wrong with jacking off to naked Japanese drawn people?
Nothing.

Blazed420

11-06-2010, 04:03 PM

Wow the guy from jersey shore is posting on p99!

magic

11-06-2010, 04:21 PM

You must be making so much money since you were captian of a football team and started on your basketball team. How'd having all the SKEEEELLLL work out for ya? I can already tell this dude is a fucking meat head

:D

Akim

11-06-2010, 04:30 PM

Hah. This is funny.

Seaweedpimp

11-06-2010, 04:57 PM

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day playing EverQuest. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

So thats the couple i have to wish i were? Hahahahaaa. Is that what you want to be? hahaha

Tokum-6n0m3

11-06-2010, 04:58 PM

Depends; are they male or female farm animals?

Yes....

Hasbinbad

11-06-2010, 04:58 PM

Hey Faggots.. ..It's me and my bitch
Your bitch is a total duckface bro, and you should get a tighter shirt wtf.

Lucrio40

11-06-2010, 05:01 PM

What'd you say to me little white boy?

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/08/340x_crews.jpg

magic

11-06-2010, 05:33 PM

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/8666/img0011wd.jpg

u mad bro?

Japan

11-06-2010, 05:35 PM

He bought eve :eek:

OngorDrakan

11-06-2010, 07:02 PM

I think you missed the point of my post about you missing the point, and also missed the point about this thread.

You missed the point about my point where I pointed out that my point was such and such point which is now the point originally about the point i had pointed out to you so im pointing it out to you again.

Erasong

11-06-2010, 08:10 PM

He bought eve :eek:

his usage of morgana cancels out the eve suckness.

Abacab niggah

11-06-2010, 09:52 PM

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/8666/img0011wd.jpg

u mad bro?

$400 shittop, not even a fucking dime of weed and a 20 dollar placed strategically over several one's is not baller my friend.

Abacab niggah

11-06-2010, 09:53 PM

Another thing...

Lol @ people not realizing OP was a 4 year old 4chan meme and actually thought it was legit, even worse people that still knew an thought it was awesome even though I posted the same copypasta 7 months ago.

Hasbinbad

11-06-2010, 10:08 PM

Another thing...

Lol @ people not realizing OP was a 4 year old 4chan meme and actually thought it was legit, even worse people that still knew an thought it was awesome even though I posted the same copypasta 7 months ago.
nothing you post is ever awesome bro

Swishahouse

11-06-2010, 10:12 PM

thats why i didnt jump in - it aint /b/ without shady underage porn peppered in.....

Pheer

11-06-2010, 11:55 PM

Another thing...

Lol @ people not realizing OP was a 4 year old 4chan meme and actually thought it was legit, even worse people that still knew an thought it was awesome even though I posted the same copypasta 7 months ago.

stop youre ruining my immersion

PS: this troll was far more successful than I expected when I first clicked on the thread

Japan

11-07-2010, 03:41 AM

you posted this shit 7 months ago? and you were sober enough to remember it still?

tasteless

magic

11-07-2010, 05:10 AM

$400 shittop, not even a fucking dime of weed and a 20 dollar placed strategically over several one's is not baller my friend.

lol abacab actually it's not a $400 shittop, it was about $1700

was 2 grams of diesel before i smoked 3-4 bowls of it

not a 20 dollar placed strategically over several ones

unrelated: why does your microphone sound like you have a fucking maraca going on 24/7?

Akim

11-07-2010, 06:06 AM

He's the fucking maraca god.
http://surrenderdorothy.info/pics/2008-10-25%20Jonesboro%20Legion/22%20Maraca%20Man.jpg

rachel

11-07-2010, 01:01 PM

If you just had sex with your hot girlfriend.

You would not be Mad brah!

Who has great sex than goes onto a forum and tells people to kill themselves ?

makes no sense.

ukaking

11-07-2010, 11:32 PM

New it wasn't a legit post when he said he was captain of the football team with those string bean arms. I was like, does he have a noodle hangin off his shirt? Oh no that's his arm.

ukaking

11-07-2010, 11:38 PM

Knew*

magic

11-07-2010, 11:46 PM

this thread is now about memes

Zithax

11-08-2010, 02:10 AM

SERIOUSLY, WHY HAVEN'T WE HAD SEX YET?

Estolcles

11-08-2010, 02:11 AM

New it wasn't a legit post when he said he was captain of the football team with those string bean arms. I was like, does he have a noodle hangin off his shirt? Oh no that's his arm.

Now now now. Leave the poor troll alone. He was born into this world without much of a brain, and less in athletic skill.

Not all EQ-playing footballers can be a "Pain Train". :D