Time has come for a P99 mascot

[Abacab niggah]

Please submit your character that best represents the spirit of P99

[purist]

http://www.tricksession.com/forums/image.php?u=402&dateline=1282871090

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1238/boxxy.gif

[Swishahouse]

Holy shit abacab! That looks like that juggalette chick dancin all hoey on that fuckin video site we were trollin.



http://www.emofaces.com/en/smilies/d/dragon-smile.gif

[a_pet]

Blazed420 is technically a rapist. I'd just like to say that.

Also, Abacab is probably a rapist as well.

Continue w/ your thread.

[Abacab niggah]

Also, Abacab is probably a rapist as well.

Nah, your mom never pressed charges

[purist]

Unless we put the mascot on the masthead of the R&F subforum I don't see the point

[Abacab niggah]

Unless we put the mascot on the masthead of the R&F subforum I don't see the point

That's the point

[Abacab niggah]

http://www.tricksession.com/forums/image.php?u=402&dateline=1282871090

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1238/boxxy.gif

I fucked Boxxy once, it wasn't too awesome cause she made weird noises and she had this cinnamon smell from overusing lotion, but it wasn't god awful I'd rate her a 5/10.

[Reynard_CT]

Here's my vote...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/ReynardCunningfox/MascotPic.jpg

[girth]

Holy shit you guys actually got me to watch her video on youtube and that bitch is fucking terrible.

[Abacab niggah]

Holy shit you guys actually got me to watch her video on youtube and that bitch is fucking terrible.

Yeah well I put my dick in it, how do you think I feel? It's why I act the way I act today cause I'm eternally pissed off

[Itchybottom]

I vote for Rogean in a bear costume.

[Abacab niggah]

I vote for this chick, cause she best exemplifies what Abacab is all about!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3049/2880426894_1c5ac3812c_o.jpg

[Estolcles]

http://www.mmonotebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fippy.png

I mean... der.

[Jaxon]

http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd358/aarondhouston/fat-man-at-computer.jpg

Obvious, really.

[Molitoth]

How about a big fucking FAIL sign.

[Kassel]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/mar02/questbig033002.jpg

[Japan]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[SlankyLanky]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/mar02/questbig033002.jpg

i can get behind this.

[Estolcles]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/mar02/questbig033002.jpg

Fucked up.

I like it.

[Darenenski]

Hmmm Fippy, nude chick, or suicide kid DECISIONS DECISIONS

[Reynard_CT]

Go with Corky from Life Goes On

[OngorDrakan]

I'm with my bro Abacab on this one. Tits FTW.

[Tiggles]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/mar02/questbig033002.jpg


This

[Abacab niggah]

http://i56.tinypic.com/34t790w.jpg

[xshayla701]

I vote for this chick, cause she best exemplifies what Abacab is all about!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3049/2880426894_1c5ac3812c_o.jpg

PICKLES!!!!!!!

also, where does this picture fall under
No porn allowed on these forums, gotta have clothing on (and/or hiding private parts)
???????????????

[Fourthmeal]

Shawn Woolley died for your sins

[nalkin]

PICKLES!!!!!!!

also, where does this picture fall under

???????????????

boobs aren't considered 'private parts' obv.

[Hasbinbad]

Obviously, Cthulhu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu) should be the Project 1999 mascot.

http://i55.tinypic.com/vnzdyw.png

[Japan]

thanks for the link bro, never heard of cthulhu before in my life he must be so obscure and you're a very cultured man.

[quido]

Someone should write a P99 themesong.

[Hasbinbad]

Obviously, Cthulhu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu) should be the Project 1999 mascot.

http://i55.tinypic.com/vnzdyw.pnghttp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/ArtFagKittyi128414505951677500.jpgfix'd

[Japan]

One, two, three and to the fo'
Slankylankylanky and Mr. Jap is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
('Cause you know about to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Halas and Freeport together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a "Sham" thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out shammies so we're craaaaazay!
R&F is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah)
But uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand
from a young Sham's perspective
And before me dig out a gnome I have ta' find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man
and learnin' her man - and at the same time burnin' her man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
(Yeah) And that's realer than Real-Deal Swishahouse
And now you hooka's and ho's know how I bounce
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff


It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Japan, creep to the mic like a phantom

Well I'm rollin', and I'm lollin', and I'm trollin'
But I damn near got banned, 'cause ol' Rogean kept scoldin'
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
with a lil shammy who can rap and control the buffs ho
At the same time with the dope slow that I kick
You know, and I know, I cast some ol' funky shit
to add to yo buff bar, the benefits are
unquestionably dope, take a toke, but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
on what me and my homeys from R&F came to do


It's like this and like that and like this and uh,
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this...
And who gives a fuck about hoes?
So just chill, til the next episode...

{*funky sample break*}

Fallin' back on that ass, with a hellified shaman lean
Gettin' funky on the mic like a ol' batcha' collard greens
It's the capital J, oh yes I'm fresh, A single-P A
N from R&F, all D O double-Gs, ya see
Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
Castin' buffs and clockin' a heal like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some muthafuckin' shaman shit
(Hell yeah) So Slank... (Whattup Jap?)
Gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?)
We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah)
And it's gotta kick mad ass (City of Halas!)

It's where it takes place - so when asked, yo' attention
Lootin' like a muh'fucka, but I ain't ninjain'
Droppin' the funky shit that's makin' the sucka shammies mumble
When I'm on the heals, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My muthafuckin' homie Slankylank has got my back
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'
And I'ma continue to put the buff down, put the slow down
And if yo bitches talk shit, I'll get my mac and mow down
Yeah, and you don't stop
I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, to the break of dawn
H-A-L-A-S in the north, and the city they call Freeport
Puttin' the shit together
Like my forum ***** purist, "Bush Knocked Down the Towaz"

Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this
And who gives a fuck about hoes?
So just chill, 'til the next episode...

[Japan]

fix'd

cool watermarked image macro bro, you're a real grizzled internet vet

[Hasbinbad]

One, two, three and to the fo'
Slankylankylanky and Mr. Jap is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
('Cause you know about to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Halas and Freeport together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a "Sham" thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out shammies so we're craaaaazay!
R&F is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah)
But uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand
from a young Sham's perspective
And before me dig out a gnome I have ta' find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man
and learnin' her man - and at the same time burnin' her man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
(Yeah) And that's realer than Real-Deal Swishahouse
And now you hooka's and ho's know how I bounce
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff


It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Japan, creep to the mic like a phantom

Well I'm rollin', and I'm lollin', and I'm trollin'
But I damn near got banned, 'cause ol' Rogean kept scoldin'
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
with a lil shammy who can rap and control the buffs ho
At the same time with the dope slow that I kick
You know, and I know, I cast some ol' funky shit
to add to yo buff bar, the benefits are
unquestionably dope, take a toke, but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
on what me and my homeys from R&F came to do


It's like this and like that and like this and uh,
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this...
And who gives a fuck about hoes?
So just chill, til the next episode...

{*funky sample break*}

Fallin' back on that ass, with a hellified shaman lean
Gettin' funky on the mic like a ol' batcha' collard greens
It's the capital J, oh yes I'm fresh, A single-P A
N from R&F, all D O double-Gs, ya see
Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
Castin' buffs and clockin' a heal like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some muthafuckin' shaman shit
(Hell yeah) So Slank... (Whattup Jap?)
Gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?)
We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah)
And it's gotta kick mad ass (City of Halas!)

It's where it takes place - so when asked, yo' attention
Lootin' like a muh'fucka, but I ain't ninjain'
Droppin' the funky shit that's makin' the sucka shammies mumble
When I'm on the heals, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My muthafuckin' homie Slankylank has got my back
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'
And I'ma continue to put the buff down, put the slow down
And if yo bitches talk shit, I'll get my mac and mow down
Yeah, and you don't stop
I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, to the break of dawn
H-A-L-A-S in the north, and the city they call Freeport
Puttin' the shit together
Like my forum ***** purist, "Bush Knocked Down the Towaz"

Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this
And who gives a fuck about hoes?
So just chill, 'til the next episode...
Abacab >

[Hasbinbad]

cool watermarked image macro bro, you're a real grizzled internet vet
Your penis very large, my penis very small.
*bow*

[Abacab niggah]

Someone should write a P99 themesong.

Hey Yellow
Kick that shit
199-muthaphukkin-P
The muthaphukkin year
Of the real Bluebie' G's
And we gonna do this shit like this...

[Gangsta Abacab]
***** eva dently
Ya just don't know who ya fuckin' wit
So I suggest get in ya group and keep truckin' bitch
Before I get my train ya pressure case
Tag, tag, I leave some rage layin' on ya face
I tattoo <Reign> name on my chest
Cross it out just another guild that I X-ed huh
And you won't see L.O.L
You'll see W.T.F.
A What The Fuck!? Yeah
And the mob that was yours will be mine buddy
All because ya petitioned on a ***** that was funny
And I had to make an example
***** thinks I'm crazy now but that was just a sample
Of a ***** with raid wise reality
That don't give a fuck type Rallos mentality
I stare back death right in the face
Contemplate my last ban on and everyday base
Cause a ***** neva know when he go
I hope it only takes one GM
Cause I don't wanna go slow
My R&F post will be full of my peers
People that neva gave a fuck about me droppin'
40 cheers
I hope I'm in the zone PRNT SCREEN down
So all you muthaphukkaz can FRAPs, my bad ass now
And fuck all that cryin' all night
Just be happy that I'm not running dread and fright
Yeah, and now you see you can't handle me
I give a shout to Nilbog and the IRC Fuckin Family.

[Server MOTD]
Out wit the old in with the muthaphukkin new
But check dis shit out I got somebody for ya bitch....
Muthaphukka

[Karsten]
Now it's about time for the Sten' to speak
Check dat ass last weak
You out the guild and you sleep
Speak when I feel
Cause I'm as real as they come
I'm a Paladin with a thex
Neva fun ain't for none
So step, step up
If ya wanna test ya luck trick
Gangsta like Sten'
Don't really giva a fuck bitch
Punk bitches wanna step phony speak howdy doody
I make ya self break ya self bitch you neva new me
Yours truly no longer layin' in the cut
Steady fuckin' shit up
Neva see me shakin' my Lustrous I strut
Like a gangsta bitch no not a pranksta bitch
I'm quick to gank a bitch trick
Peep game at this bitch as I loot this
Gangsta bitch steppin' rollin' wit da Inglourious.

[Big Hasbin]
The H-A-S-B-I-N
Yo it's the ***** Bearjew
Claimed top slot so ***** whats next
Try to step and sell thex and get wrecked like a mac truck
I'm kickin', tah spittin' this elite shit to make the cut fuck
I'm doggin' a dog you suckaz can't talk bout Tib; I rip shit
I'm stressin' "Damn cuz", "Pick it back up"
Chillin up in the Mumble
With the banned community
Fuck the Dark ascension, Trans family
Yo them fools cannot handle me
Supreme and Tibador ya come and try to fade the
Gear'ed out, Kaladim, Original Baby Gangsta
3-1-1's how we do it when your the best
Ya say ya guild is on it but to me it's more like stress
Or should I say make my shit the logic
Tha troll crowd don't wanna step to the rogue dawg
2 fifty five STR 187 Dex-Double proc'd so muthaphukka come and fuck wit me.

[xshayla701]

boobs aren't considered 'private parts' obv.

I don't know about you Nalkin but mine are pretty private. Also, miss you <oo

[Hasbinbad]

Hey Yellow
Kick that shit
199-muthaphukkin-P
The muthaphukkin year
Of the real Bluebie' G's
And we gonna do this shit like this...

[Gangsta Abacab]
***** eva dently
Ya just don't know who ya fuckin' wit
So I suggest get in ya group and keep truckin' bitch
Before I get my train ya pressure case
Tag, tag, I leave some rage layin' on ya face
I tattoo <reign> name on my chest
Cross it out just another guild that I X-ed huh
And you won't see L.O.L
You'll see W.T.F.
A What The Fuck!? Yeah
And the mob that was yours will be mine buddy
All because ya petitioned on a ***** that was funny
And I had to make an example
***** thinks I'm crazy now but that was just a sample
Of a ***** with raid wise reality
That don't give a fuck type Rallos mentality
I stare back death right in the face
Contemplate my last ban on and everyday base
Cause a ***** neva know when he go
I hope it only takes one GM
Cause I don't wanna go slow
My R&F post will be full of my peers
People that neva gave a fuck about me droppin'
40 cheers
I hope I'm in the zone PRNT SCREEN down
So all you muthaphukkaz can FRAPs, my bad ass now
And fuck all that cryin' all night
Just be happy that I'm not running dread and fright
Yeah, and now you see you can't handle me
I give a shout to Nilbog and the IRC Fuckin Family.

[Server MOTD]
Out wit the old in with the muthaphukkin new
But check dis shit out I got somebody for ya bitch....
Muthaphukka

[Karsten]
Now it's about time for the Sten' to speak
Check dat ass last weak
You out the guild and you sleep
Speak when I feel
Cause I'm as real as they come
I'm a Paladin with a thex
Neva fun ain't for none
So step, step up
If ya wanna test ya luck trick
Gangsta like Sten'
Don't really giva a fuck bitch
Punk bitches wanna step phony speak howdy doody
I make ya self break ya self bitch you neva new me
Yours truly no longer layin' in the cut
Steady fuckin' shit up
Neva see me shakin' my Lustrous I strut
Like a gangsta bitch no not a pranksta bitch
I'm quick to gank a bitch trick
Peep game at this bitch as I loot this
Gangsta bitch steppin' rollin' wit da Inglourious.

[Big Hasbin]
The H-A-S-B-I-N
Yo it's the ***** Bearjew
Claimed top slot so ***** whats next
Try to step and sell thex and get wrecked like a mac truck
I'm kickin', tah spittin' this elite shit to make the cut fuck
I'm doggin' a dog you suckaz can't talk bout Tib; I rip shit
I'm stressin' "Damn cuz", "Pick it back up"
Chillin up in the Mumble
With the banned community
Fuck the Dark ascension, Trans family
Yo them fools cannot handle me
Supreme and Tibador ya come and try to fade the
Gear'ed out, Kaladim, Original Baby Gangsta
3-1-1's how we do it when your the best
Ya say ya guild is on it but to me it's more like stress
Or should I say make my shit the logic
Tha troll crowd don't wanna step to the rogue dawg
2 fifty five STR 187 Dex-Double proc'd so muthaphukka come and fuck wit me.
Damn coz.
</reign>

[Estolcles]

Between Abacab and Japan's options... I like me some Chronic Dre. Gotta vote for Japan's version.

[Abacab niggah]

Between Abacab and Japan's options... I like me some Chronic Dre. Gotta vote for Japan's version.

Dre day just makes Eazy's payday!

Choosing Snoop Dogg over Eazy is a sin

[Pheer]

cool watermarked image macro bro, you're a real grizzled internet vet

u mad

[TJHooker]

P99 mascot should be a 99 inch penis.

[Daliant17447]

Now, that, I got me some resurrection
Everybody got they corpse, but they ain't chipped in
Now this types of shit, happens all the time
You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you rollin with the Dali V
You get that 90 resurrection and a resolution free
So listen, to the words that I speak
As I gate to the bank and head over to EC
and start attacking on this bitch named Shady (Shady?)
Swashbuckla' mothafucka' underpaid me (oh that bitch)
8k PPs, when I tell that bitch please
Raise up off these G-E-B's, cause you gets none of these
At ease, when I get a hit of clarity, feel the breeze
beeeotch, I just

Roll into EC, plat to spend yo, flippin the finer loots
Laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind

[Japan]

i gladly declare daliant victor

[Blazed420]

Lol just saw this. How'd this thread end up getting me and abacab accused of being rapists. Remember, its all good as long as she is unconscious first. And anyways we all know that tralina is the p99 mascot.

[Shannacore]

. Remember, its all good as long as she is unconscious first. And anyways we all know that tralina is the p99 mascot.

Hahahahaha.

I approve.

[mimixownzall]

Nah, your mom never pressed charges

Prolly because she fell asleep and forgot anything had happened when she woke up.