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karsten
01-13-2010, 03:42 PM
Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

Pyrocat
01-13-2010, 03:43 PM
my advice stands

lyyfeleech
01-13-2010, 04:24 PM
Very touching Karsten...

messiah_b
01-13-2010, 04:39 PM
This clears up why your toon looks like such a faggot.

Bigcountry23
01-13-2010, 04:50 PM
That's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Ripcord
01-13-2010, 04:56 PM
copypasta, but still good.

Bigcountry23
01-13-2010, 04:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRc4pBb7dMA

Naerron
01-13-2010, 09:14 PM
so what advice do you need? that you prob shouldn't fuck your sister? that's what i guess a normal response would be, but shes was an amazing lay so you should keep trying man, if all else fails girls really like a club to the head, u gotta do it hard enough though or they just get pissed off.

ssyrax82
01-13-2010, 09:53 PM
What the hell is with this post? I thought this was for rants and flames, not a forum asking us about advice of whether or not you should sleep with your sister? You want my advice... Get help, don't see your sister... and don't have sex with your family members.

Finawin
01-13-2010, 10:38 PM
*sigh* people fell for it.

Killamancer
01-13-2010, 11:17 PM
LMAO! At first I was like WTF am I reading, Ill never look at star wars the same way.

Sloth
01-13-2010, 11:28 PM
have you ever seen joe dirt? rofl ;)

Jify
01-14-2010, 12:51 AM
I <3 you Karsten.

Noser
01-14-2010, 01:47 AM
yeah, at first that felt kinda awkward. I'm just gonna start relating all these threads to the movie gummo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDz_LM_DGws&feature=related

It's like karsten (guy on the left) was opening up to project 99 (midget on the right.) at least till i realized it was a joke.

Noser
01-14-2010, 01:51 AM
That's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

No, It's http://www.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/16385/1/Kim-Possible-The-Villain-Files.jpg

Google
01-14-2010, 01:55 AM
Haha, that was awesome, Karsten.

"we were out sailing". :p

Nizzarr
01-14-2010, 01:58 AM
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/3374/original/Cool_story_bro_.jpg

Goobles
01-14-2010, 02:43 AM
'find' out that one of you is adopted. Nuff said.

Taluvill
01-14-2010, 02:58 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-owls-twisted-head.jpg

That was hilarious actually

Zexa
01-14-2010, 03:14 AM
yeah, at first that felt kinda awkward. I'm just gonna start relating all these threads to the movie gummo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDz_LM_DGws&feature=related

It's like karsten (guy on the left) was opening up to project 99 (midget on the right.) at least till i realized it was a joke.

1:45 in lol.

For real though, Karsten often goes on after-hours purge sessions like this on our Vent and it's pretty much exactly what he sounds like.

Allizia
01-14-2010, 04:45 AM
Why go down the street when you can go down the hall !

matahari
01-14-2010, 11:35 AM
....... It's about incest and wanting to fuck your dead mom and your sister. Just cause you try to relate it to star wars doesn't make it cool or funny.

Aaron
01-14-2010, 12:02 PM
Quit being a pussy and seal the deal.

Aaron
01-14-2010, 12:08 PM
Also, when your friend was frozen in Carbonite was probably the best time to act. She was lonely and vulnerable.

IPBannedfornoreason
01-14-2010, 05:03 PM
csb

Nizzarr
01-16-2010, 04:04 PM
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3509/gay20sex.jpg

Supreme
01-16-2010, 04:34 PM
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3509/gay20sex.jpg

That picture is better than jboots.

Taluvill
01-17-2010, 12:06 AM
That picture is pretty fucking amazing nizzar haha

Hasbinbad
01-17-2010, 01:53 PM
Nizz, is that you taking a picture of Karsten or vice versa?

Tristin
01-23-2010, 01:29 AM
Im not gonna lie buddy. That little story explains an awful lot about you...

DatThreadNecro
12-07-2012, 02:58 PM
This has been a PSA.