How many people have you had sex with?

[Japan]

Sex means penetration, not heavy petting

[guineapig]

What is this, high-school?

[Aadill]

Can you make this a checkbox poll? The results would be more meaningful to me.

[xshayla701]

hahahhahahaaha

[Japan]

What is this, high-school?

somebody sounds mad

perhaps you're an unwilling member of the "saving myself for marriage" crowd?

[guineapig]

Bit too late for that... I am married.

[Peatree]

I can actually provide a funny story about this....cause once...at the end of a raid EQ2...the girlfriend and I went at it....and while my speakers were off...my mic was still active...so in Vent the entire guild heard me bang the bottom of her...

I caught crap from my guild for that the rest of my tenure of EQ2...ah the memories...

[Estolcles]

Bit too late for that... I am married.

And she still isn't giving it up?

Man you married in bad.

[Loke]

I'm saving myself for Aadill. That really should be an option - I doubt I'm the only one here saving themselves for Aadill.

[Swishahouse]

I realize Tralina has /reported me TWICE for being a virgin but....

I am saving myself for marriage or the FIRST Asari I find <3

[purist]

Not to quibble, but sex =/= penetration, young gun. No, I'm not some kind of abstinence education fundamentalist, but human sexuality is too complex to just say vaginal/anal penetration is the only type of the sexual activity that counts as sex.

[Shannacore]

I'm going to assume that if you didn't vote you are a virgin !!

!!!!

[Japan]

Not to quibble, but sex =/= penetration, young gun. No, I'm not some kind of abstinence education fundamentalist, but human sexuality is too complex to just say vaginal/anal penetration is the only type of the sexual activity that counts as sex.

You're right, but in order to conduct a scientific survey you've got to set some definitions. I'm sorry if you feel cheated by the fact that you can't include all the dicks you've put in your mouth in your number.

[Shannacore]

You're right, but in order to conduct a scientific survey you've got to set some definitions. I'm sorry if you feel cheated by the fact that you can't include all the dicks you've put in your mouth in your number.

This is why you're an officer of my guild~

[Bojangles]

What if I've never had sex, but not out of choice? I'm not saving myself for marriage, I just play too much EQ.

[Abacab niggah]

As the number of sexual encounters rise the rate of STD's and unwanted pregnancy rises in correlation.

Anything over the 5-10 range and you're just asking for a case of the herpes or circuit court lawsuits.

[guineapig]

And she still isn't giving it up?

Man you married in bad.

Do I even know you?

[purist]

You're right, but in order to conduct a scientific survey you've got to set some definitions. I'm sorry if you feel cheated by the fact that you can't include all the dicks you've put in your mouth in your number.

Sounds like somebody has some feelings of insecurity/inadequacy.

[AexDestroy]

As the number of sexual encounters rise the rate of STD's and unwanted pregnancy rises in correlation.

Anything over the 5-10 range and you're just way better looking than me.

STD's?!!

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[Abacab niggah]

Aex is a fuckin' stud, sired over 2,000 sons in his basement harem.

[AexDestroy]

Aex is a fuckin' stud, sired over 2,000 sons in his basement harem.

I took time in deciding my world domination strategy. Wheres your army at?

[SirAlvarex]

There should be a new poll:
How many *attractive* sexual partners have you had!?!?!

Quality over Quantity :)

[Shannacore]

sex rulez

[Tokum-6n0m3]

There wasn't a saving myself for Nilbog so I just decided on marriage o-O

[Kronikle88]

http://www.jillstanek.com/archives/abstinence.gif

[Japan]

if you read all the words words words in that comic you got trolled.

even if you aren't mad.

[Shannacore]

This poll was better when you could see the results.

[Japan]

wait what the fuck mods

[hedbonker]

I am a virgin.

OK, well I was. Once. I swear.

[Abacab niggah]

I took time in deciding my world domination strategy. Wheres your army at?

I know your weakness

1:2000 births from women age 18-25 will produce and offspring that has down syndrome...

Meaning one of your soldiers is going to be dumb fuck retarded and set your house on fire destroying your army before I even raise my hand.

[Fourthmeal]

sex rulez

[Lucrio40]

Honestly sitting at triple digits.

[y2sky2003]

I know your weakness

1:2000 births from women age 18-25 will produce and offspring that has down syndrome...

Meaning one of your soldiers is going to be dumb fuck retarded and set your house on fire destroying your army before I even raise my hand.

LOL'd at this something fierce.

[Dukat]

Sex means penetration, not heavy petting

Does oral penetration count? Because thats going to bump me into the next bracket

[SlankyLanky]

i 3rd this. especially when its with the same person for a extended ammount of time. one night stands/drunk hook ups are only fun to read about. i like to fuck with the passsshhhhiiiiooonnnnnnn

[AexDestroy]

I know your weakness

1:2000 births from women age 18-25 will produce and offspring that has down syndrome...

Meaning one of your soldiers is going to be dumb fuck retarded and set your house on fire destroying your army before I even raise my hand.

http://mahboubian.googlepages.com/soldier.jpg

maybe you're right.

[Shannacore]

like to fuck with the passsshhhhiiiiooonnnnnnn

haha, slanky you're cute

[Shannacore]

i second that btw ^

[Kronikle88]

http://www.jillstanek.com/archives/abstinence.gif

I just thought the comic was appealing ;)

[SlankyLanky]

i second that btw ^

if you had a dong shanna we might have something here.

[Lucrio40]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R-WhB9g9eYk/TJDSr8V_ShI/AAAAAAAAAOg/VmMGTymAVcI/s1600/teachman

[Hasbinbad]

stopped counting in early 20s

[Otto]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD38neSK7ho&feature=player_embedded

[Fourthmeal]

I like to incorporate food in the bedroom. Crunchwrap Supreme + naked woman = good times to be had by all involved

[Japan]

i'm surprised at what an even SPREAD of answers we got

[Abacab niggah]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R-WhB9g9eYk/TJDSr8V_ShI/AAAAAAAAAOg/VmMGTymAVcI/s1600/teachman

Well no shit the virgin rate is at 75% a majority of those marriages are mormon marriages

[SlankyLanky]

that graph is fucking retarded

[Lucrio40]

that graph is fucking retarded

Hey, its just evidence in support of "can't turn a whore into a housewife"

[Japan]

When it all boils down, you're gonna find in the end:
a bitch is a bitch, but a dogg is a man's best friend.

[Nedala]

Do hookers count :confused:

[Lucrio40]

When it all boils down, you're gonna find in the end:
a bitch is a bitch, but a dogg is a man's best friend.

that...is surprisingly deep.

[Abacab niggah]

Japan is a master of bitchology, the study of bitches and how they affect human behavior and enviroment

[Akim]

my old boss had me go to a meeting about sex addiction

[Akim]

great place to meet women^

[Kassel]

Originally Posted by Japan
When it all boils down, you're gonna find in the end:
a bitch is a bitch, but a dogg is a man's best friend.


And what if your dog is female?

[Japan]

A dogg is by definition a male.

[Swishahouse]

A dogg is by definition a male.

They are talking about being on the DL...

[xshayla701]

wtb names in the poll results again

[Shannacore]

wtb names in the poll results again

^^^^^^^

[Fourthmeal]

WTB female companion to boost myself into a different poll category

[jerkstore]

if im asexual which option do i pick?

[jerkstore]

actually i take that back, i found a reason to live again. see this (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=170266&postcount=9) post.