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captnamazing
08-05-2015, 05:12 PM
we all know Bush can't melt steel beams/jet fuel knocked down the towers...

but did you know that EQ casinos are CLASSIC? And that the goal of this server is to MAINTAIN CLASSIC?

It's not classic EQ if you can't lose your fake money to some level 5 bard in EC and sob uncontrollably

It's not classic EQ if you can't win double or nothing three times in a row and suddenly have 100K and then beat off furiously to the pixels on your screen

This is a rant. It is posted in the Rants and Flames section of the project1999.com Forum. The topic of this rant is the alarming lack of Casinos in our server which is supposed to be "Classic EQ." I have posted this rant because I am seriously worried for the sanity of my peer and comrade Greengrocer, who was deeply affected by the destruction of EC Tunnel Casinos.

this user was banned
08-05-2015, 05:18 PM
penis

Swish
08-05-2015, 05:26 PM
casi ?

captnamazing
08-05-2015, 05:27 PM
CASI-YES

Swish
08-05-2015, 05:30 PM
Casillas?! (see Dafier, I know lots about football)

http://images.indianexpress.com/2014/09/casillas_reuters_m.jpg

Big_Japan
08-05-2015, 05:38 PM
casinos are great. Like most of the shit policies on this server, they would not need to be banned if ataff just refused to remunerate anyone scammed by a phony one.

Big_Japan
08-05-2015, 05:38 PM
casinos are great. Like most of the shit policies on this server, they would not need to be banned if staff just refused to remunerate anyone scammed by a phony one or otherwise bother themselves with their functioning.

zanderklocke
08-05-2015, 07:01 PM
The removal of casinos has nothing to do with people being scammed. It has to do with people using them as a front for RMT.

Samoht
08-05-2015, 07:23 PM
Casinos are terrible. Take a hike.

Rivthis
08-05-2015, 07:37 PM
The removal of casinos has nothing to do with people being scammed. It has to do with people using them as a front for RMT.

Throw the baby out with the bath water

Teako
08-05-2015, 07:47 PM
Casinos aren't classic. Ily filbus.

KagatobLuvsAnimu
08-05-2015, 08:23 PM
The removal of casinos has nothing to do with people being scammed. It has to do with people using them as a front for RMT.

Wouldn't that *gasp* make RMT easier to track?

Nah that'd make too much sense.

Efwan
08-05-2015, 08:44 PM
Casinos were definitely classic and alot of fun. Sorry if your server was too lame not to have a couple good ones

Kushie
08-05-2015, 09:05 PM
Is Greengrocer a Native American? We can get special permits for casinos for us indigenous peoples.

Big_Japan
08-05-2015, 09:45 PM
Casinos were definitely classic and alot of fun. Sorry if your server was too lame not to have a couple good ones

This. Casinos on live were always fun. The RMT laundry argument is weak (casino operators are literally blasting their name in OOC as a person of RMT interest. Plus why do you actually give a damn about 100% policing RMT on your free, nonprofit server unless it's cutting into your monopoly?).

The reality is it's a nonclassic power trip based on the distaste for casinos that has always existed in a lot of the EQ playerbase. I remember casino operators catching shit from the community back in the day too. They can get spammy and lots of moral police just have a base Christian reaction to the idea. The rule itself is just a matter of there being no-life nerds who make believe that they somehow improve the server by giving themselves little mini-orgasms enforcing superfluous rules, policing the raid scene and playerbase and calling dead people pieces of shit.

wiseguy3k
08-05-2015, 10:04 PM
little mini-orgasms

Aviann
08-05-2015, 10:09 PM
You are using too many big words Big Japan, stop dat

Grimjaw
08-05-2015, 10:14 PM
casinos were classic but as soon as you won a big roll the person running it would just logoff and you'd be sol. not like here where gms literally baby you.

JurisDictum
08-05-2015, 10:30 PM
Casinos exploit people with addiction problems. Who do you think we are? Sony?

Psionide
08-05-2015, 10:41 PM
It would be nice if casinos were brought back in some form. I think an npc casino wouldn't be classic because that didn't exist until luclin?

Lexical
08-05-2015, 11:10 PM
Casinos were fun AND classic! From vanilla onward.

Samoht
08-05-2015, 11:13 PM
Classically banned.

Lexical
08-05-2015, 11:14 PM
that only added to the thrill of it all

kaev
08-05-2015, 11:20 PM
Casinos got banned on live after several years of scamming and RMTing.
Casinos got banned on p99 after several years of scamming and RMTing.

I'm not seeing a problem here?

Classic = Banned: two words, one meaning.

Aviann
08-05-2015, 11:35 PM
Casinos got banned on live after several years of scamming and RMTing.
Casinos got banned on p99 after several years of scamming and RMTing.

I'm not seeing a problem here?

Classic = Banned: two words, one meaning.

Casinos never got banned on Bristlebane, unless it was after I quit during DoD.

Maybe its because the server wasn't filled with shitheads looking to scam.

captnamazing
08-05-2015, 11:53 PM
Casinos are banned in Texas, but they are allowed in Louisiana. Therefore, it follows that while casinos are banned in Antonica, they would be allowed in Velious???

ludovician
08-06-2015, 11:49 AM
I was a casino operator on another emulated server for a while. Would never have considered scamming, because reputation is everything. It was good time, people enjoyed it, and I had "regulars".

Roulette baby!
/random 0-10

Bet on any number for 10 to 1 payout, bet on odd or even for 2 to 1 payout, bet on < or > 5 for 2 to 1.

0 = house wins always (player cannot bet on 0)

Fun times!

dafier
08-06-2015, 12:11 PM
Casillas?! (see Dafier, I know lots about football)

http://images.indianexpress.com/2014/09/casillas_reuters_m.jpg

Who's that? Looks Mexican.

captnamazing
08-06-2015, 01:31 PM
<a href="http://imgur.com/cemWkum"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/cemWkum.jpg" title="source: imgur.com" /></a>

DON'T be a froglok

SAY YES to casinos

captnamazing
08-06-2015, 01:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cemWkum.jpg
DON'T be a froglok

SAY YES to casinos

kaev
08-06-2015, 01:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cemWkum.jpg
DON'T be a froglok

SAY YES to casinos

Damn, give the guy a hat and a cig and he's a dead ringer for your avatar...


OMG!!! Filbus is a frog in a hobbit suit!!!

Rivthis
08-06-2015, 02:39 PM
I was a casino operator on another emulated server for a while. Would never have considered scamming, because reputation is everything. It was good time, people enjoyed it, and I had "regulars".

Roulette baby!
/random 0-10

Bet on any number for 10 to 1 payout, bet on odd or even for 2 to 1 payout, bet on < or > 5 for 2 to 1.

0 = house wins always (player cannot bet on 0)

Fun times!

10 and not 36 :confused:

milsorgen
08-06-2015, 02:55 PM
The reality is it's a nonclassic power trip based on the distaste for casinos that has always existed in a lot of the EQ playerbase. I remember casino operators catching shit from the community back in the day too. They can get spammy and lots of moral police just have a base Christian reaction to the idea. The rule itself is just a matter of there being no-life nerds who make believe that they somehow improve the server by giving themselves little mini-orgasms enforcing superfluous rules, policing the raid scene and playerbase and calling dead people pieces of shit.

Huh, sounds like removal was a pretty classic thing to do then.

Swish
08-06-2015, 03:10 PM
Who's that? Looks Mexican.

Grats, you just offended a nation of people.

Swish
08-06-2015, 03:11 PM
Casinos exploit people with addiction problems. Who do you think we are? Sony?

What if each casino operator put "Please remember to gamble responsibly" in their shout/auction? That's how it works here in the UK.

dafier
08-06-2015, 03:15 PM
Grats, you just offended a nation of people.

Oh. =(

They all look....

Well anyway, they all play football alike.

dafier
08-06-2015, 03:18 PM
Italian, Espania, Portumex and any country south of the US (not crossing oceans but including some islands).

Swish
08-06-2015, 03:38 PM
That's racist .gif

Champion_Standing
08-06-2015, 03:57 PM
http://digitalmediazone.ryerson.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/larrydavid2.gif

ludovician
08-06-2015, 05:03 PM
10 and not 36 :confused:

Too hard to do the math on a 36 to 1 win if the bet is something dumb like 145 plat. Made the math EZPZ!

Psionide
08-07-2015, 03:26 AM
What if each casino operator put "Please remember to gamble responsibly" in their shout/auction? That's how it works here in the UK.

Not as bad as here in my state in the US where one of the touted benefits of gambling is that a portion of proceeds will go to gamblers anonymous groups.

Psionide
08-07-2015, 03:28 AM
I was a casino operator on another emulated server for a while. Would never have considered scamming, because reputation is everything. It was good time, people enjoyed it, and I had "regulars".

Roulette baby!
/random 0-10

Bet on any number for 10 to 1 payout, bet on odd or even for 2 to 1 payout, bet on < or > 5 for 2 to 1.

0 = house wins always (player cannot bet on 0)

Fun times!

And holy shit was there a limit you can bet? A LOT better odds than most, astronomically better, I would've been visiting your establishment A LOT.

JurisDictum
08-07-2015, 03:55 AM
In all seriousness, it's pretty obvious why gambling increases RMT. Gambling addicts will go great lengths to feed their addiction. Buying EQ money on the internet is not much a stretch for these people.
It also might be hard to keep track of RMT payouts from a dev standpoint.

Doors
08-07-2015, 04:01 AM
Made 70k in a week running one. They're awesome, and that was just sitting in EC for a couple hours a night before red server went up.

Sucks they were ruined because of scumlords.

Champion_Standing
08-07-2015, 07:16 AM
In all seriousness, it's pretty obvious why gambling increases RMT. Gambling addicts will go great lengths to feed their addiction. Buying EQ money on the internet is not much a stretch for these people.
It also might be hard to keep track of RMT payouts from a dev standpoint.

It's not that people are RMTing so they can play casinos lol. It was too easy to use it as a cover for moving large amounts of plat around with nothing traded in exchange. Just like Chardok AE, PLing and account sales. 2/4 so far guys lets get this server cleaned up.

Portasaurus
08-07-2015, 08:28 AM
I guess we can all sleep peacefully knowing that RMT was completely eradicated by removing this TOTALLY CLASSIC player-run metagame!

The server just smells pine sol fresh, doesn't it?

Swish
08-07-2015, 08:29 AM
what about that casino bot Nilbog/Derubael were talking about? see if we can combat some of that mudflation.

Portasaurus
08-07-2015, 08:30 AM
shit's not classic but whatever

Champion_Standing
08-07-2015, 08:54 AM
I guess we can all sleep peacefully knowing that RMT was completely eradicated by removing this TOTALLY CLASSIC player-run metagame!

The server just smells pine sol fresh, doesn't it?

No, 2 more scummy rmt practices still left to be banned.

Efwan
08-07-2015, 12:27 PM
Casinos got banned on live after several years of scamming and RMTing.
Casinos got banned on p99 after several years of scamming and RMTing.

I'm not seeing a problem here?

Classic = Banned: two words, one meaning.


Lol casinos weren't banned on live

Doctor Jeff
08-07-2015, 12:50 PM
TL;DR the rest of this thread.

This is not a classic server. Stop asking for classic. RMT is classic.

Champion_Standing
08-07-2015, 03:27 PM
Entire thread should be considered staff bashing, mods plz ban all casino supporters.

kaev
08-07-2015, 03:32 PM
Entire thread should be considered staff bashing, mods plz ban all casino supporters.

^^

captnamazing
08-07-2015, 04:49 PM
casinos provide a way for the disenfranchised minorities of Norrath to earn a comfortable living while still avoiding taxes.

Vote YES on Prop-10 today!!