Toop v. Inglorious Basterds

[Abacab niggah]

My client Toop asserts that IB KS'd his Magus kill as evident through this screenshot:

http://peacepipeguild.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/large_thumb/ibisgay.jpg

As you can see my client was being healed several times through the fight by Cheal which is a 10 sec cast time meaning he's been engaged on the giant for at least a minute.

Also in the bottom left corner you can easily see Toop taunting this giant to regain aggro, as well as the combat text to the right which shows Magus's shield still active as he is absorbing the blows, meaning the mob has just been engaged.

Where does this stand with the rules?

My client asserts that he was in the area first and routinely killing giants as evident by the sheer amount of combat spam in regards to this matter, being the first one at the spawn he's ensured that he has claimed the camp by clearing and prepping for the pull before IB decided to engage.

This is clearly a infraction by IB against server rules and policy by not adhering to the camp rules and FFA arguments, and all members involved with the IB party should be temporarily suspended for 3-days minimum 7-days maximum to ensure that the rules are being upheld fairly and to regulation and compensation should be paid to the wronged party (my client Toop) in the form of either a channeling crystal or the mask.

[Abacab niggah]

Evidence:

http://peacepipeguild.com/sites/default/files/ibisgay2.jpg

We can see my client has a full party and was receiving experience through the killing of the giants, you can also see from this screen shot that thheir guild enchanter has one giant charmed, and judging by the heal spam and the HP of my client's party they have been fighting and clearing the room for sometime before these three members of IB came through.

It is within my opinion that IB walked through the cleared castle into Naggy's room and pulled Rokyl without calling a CC and without regard to the party that was xping off the giants in that area.

If IB has any screenshots that they'd like to post refuting my claim that CC was not called, and they were the first to engage then now is the time to post them otherwise it should be my opinion to the R&F court that IB was being a "Fag"

[Tiggles]

Nothing will happen because of this....

[Ponden]

Actually Rokyl hit Getsome and me first. They engaged right after and couldn't out dps our paladin.

I like this thread.

[Estolcles]

This has me lulzing.

[quido]

Damn u guys so bad, defz wouldz notz fightz u'z irlz

[SlankyLanky]

so its still a debatable issue that IB is a bunch try harders who NEED to get that kill? im not for or against peace pipe or IB, most of the peace pipe members ive grouped with were capable players and ive never grouped with a IB member. But as far as their server repuation is its pretty lousey =/. USE FRAPS MAN. get some proof and if they are 2 boxing then get them banned. USE FRAPS and if they are kill stealing expose the members who have no disregard for smaller guild (no offense peace pipe) wanting to down big kills. on another note not to be taking a hit against IB but if you are kill stealing its pretty lousey that you NEED OMG to be the best guild on a emulated server playing a 10 year old game. cant we all get along. JOIN RANTS AND FLAMES!!!

[Ponden]

I think the best part of the screenshot is the petition he put in.

[Trax]

Eldub stole our Magi kill.

[Uthgaard]

In the similar case of Stoner v Douchebag, precedent was set allowing expert witness testimony regarding mental capacity (in this case, screenshots with arrows clearly delineating retartation) to be admissible for consideration. How does the defense plead?

[Brut]

Members of the jury might have some bias against anything/anyone carrying flaming blazing fiery flamey pansy-swords. Just so yu know!

[karsten]

hey uthgaard SAWP you didn't post on my uthgaard-dedicated thread

[fishingme]

In the similar case of Stoner v Douchebag, precedent was set allowing expert witness testimony regarding mental capacity (in this case, screenshots with arrows clearly delineating retartation) to be admissible for consideration. How does the defense plead?

Jury overrules. We find the defendants guilty and to see a 3 days suspension put in place.

[Rogean]

The court requests evidence as required by the rules of petitioning in the case of Kill Steal Infraction, as such:

When petitioning a kill steal, please include all parties involved, the exact name of the mob, and a timestamp of it's death (preferably taken from a log file for closest accurateness).

Once the court receives this information, the FBRI (Federal Bureau of Rogean Investigation) will investigate the case and provide the court with it's conclusion.

[President]

Can I be a lifetime Juror/Judge?

[Abacab niggah]

If it pleases the court I would like to set this matter for re-trial at another date on the basis that my client cannot give an admissible testimony, seeing as he is at the time under the influence of a schedule I substance.

[Swishahouse]

Hahahahhahaha $$$

[Ponden]

To the cocksucker calling me a douchebag: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rissm5YHJQg&feature=related

[Trax]

Evidence provided by the defendant (see Eldub, Grimor, and Getsome of Inglourious Basterds) proves that my clients were in fact clearing Fire Giants when the plantiff (Toop & Co.) trained them in an attempt to "leap frog" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leap_frog) to engage Magi Rokyl.

After this event took place my clients then proceeded to go forth and "leap frog" Toop & Co. while receiving first aggro, which stated by Rogean in the Raid Play-Nice Policy (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=14667) grants them the rights to Magi Rokyl.

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[Trax]

Space reserved for justice!

[Abacab niggah]

To the cocksucker calling me a douchebag: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rissm5YHJQg&feature=related

Objection:

Relevance?

[Abacab niggah]

Evidence provided by the defendant (see Eldub, Grimor, and Getsome of Inglourious Basterds) proves that my clients were in fact clearing Fire Giants when the plantiff (Toop & Co.) trained them in an attempt to "leap frog" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leap_frog) to engage Magi Rokyl.

After this event took place my clients then proceeded to go forth and "leap frog" Toop & Co. while receiving first aggro, which stated by Rogean in the Raid Play-Nice Policy (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=14667) grants them the rights to Magi Rokyl.

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Prosecution will need physical evidence to verify this fact otherwise this should be chalked up as mere speculation to pad the jury.

[Ponden]

How does the defense plead?

There you go Abacab.

[Ponden]

Toop has leapfrogged us before at Fire Giants when we try and 2-4 man it. We simply got up and left. The best part of that whole time, they ported out with a charmed giant that aggrod but never killed us.

[Rogean]

I'm sure someone had a logfile running and can provide the killshot message.

[Ponden]

[Tue Nov 02 22:35:42 2010] Magi Rokyl has been slain by Eldub!

But before all that!

[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 113 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 153 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Getsome begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Eldub slashes fire giant warrior for 53 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:00 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 36 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:00 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 36 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:01 2010] Eldub slashes fire giant warrior for 125 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:01 2010] You forget Alacrity.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:02 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 153 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:02 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 122 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:02 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 147 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Taunting Attacker Master
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 68 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 48 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Beginning to memorize Enstill...
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:04 2010] You have finished memorizing Enstill.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Getsome tells the group, 'on royk'
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior kicks Toop for 14 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior pierces Raikin for 85 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 42 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 42 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 40 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 40 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 104 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 82 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 54 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 147 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:07 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 118 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:07 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 88 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Taunting Attacker Master
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 46 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 46 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Getsome regains concentration and continues casting.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Eldub is completely healed.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 24 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 42 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 54 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 49 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Magi Rokyl begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Eldub begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Fire giant warrior kicks Eldub for 11 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 73 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Magi Rokyl has been struck by the force of Ykesha.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Magi Rokyl has been struck by the force of Ykesha.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Toop slashes Magi Rokyl for 4 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Genobtik bashes fire giant warrior for 6 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:12 2010] Eldub's casting is interrupted!
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:12 2010] Kibab says 'Sorry, Master..calming down.'
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:12 2010] Toop slashes Magi Rokyl for 18 points of damage.

[Ponden]

Sadly, my pet was first to hit Rokyl and Getsome was first to aggro him. Toop was a minute too late.

[Virtuosos]

RUH ROH!!!

[Reynard_CT]

“In the criminal justice system there are two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgB5y-FkJ18&feature=related

[Abacab niggah]

[Tue Nov 02 22:35:42 2010] Magi Rokyl has been slain by Eldub!

But before all that!

[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 113 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 153 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Getsome begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Nov 02 22:33:58 2010] Eldub slashes fire giant warrior for 53 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:00 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 36 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:00 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 36 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:01 2010] Eldub slashes fire giant warrior for 125 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:01 2010] You forget Alacrity.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:02 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 153 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:02 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 122 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:02 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 147 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Taunting Attacker Master
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 68 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 48 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:03 2010] Beginning to memorize Enstill...
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:04 2010] You have finished memorizing Enstill.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Getsome tells the group, 'on royk'
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior kicks Toop for 14 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior pierces Raikin for 85 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 42 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 42 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 40 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 40 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 104 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Magi Rokyl hits Getsome for 82 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 54 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:05 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 147 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:07 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 118 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:07 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 88 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Taunting Attacker Master
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 46 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 46 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Getsome regains concentration and continues casting.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:08 2010] Eldub is completely healed.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 24 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 42 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 54 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Eldub for 49 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:09 2010] Magi Rokyl begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Eldub begins to cast a spell.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Fire giant warrior kicks Eldub for 11 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Fire giant warrior hits Toop for 73 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:10 2010] Kibab slashes fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Genobtik hits fire giant warrior for 45 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Magi Rokyl has been struck by the force of Ykesha.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Magi Rokyl has been struck by the force of Ykesha.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Toop slashes Magi Rokyl for 4 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:11 2010] Genobtik bashes fire giant warrior for 6 points of damage.
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:12 2010] Eldub's casting is interrupted!
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:12 2010] Kibab says 'Sorry, Master..calming down.'
[Tue Nov 02 22:34:12 2010] Toop slashes Magi Rokyl for 18 points of damage.

Non-admissible evidence due to being soft type and can easily be manipulated to show favor for the defense. Requesting third-party log parses available from the database table for November 2nd starting at 22:00 signed by the authorities.

[Swishahouse]

/em continues taking stenographic notes.

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[President]

Always find it hilarious when people hate on pot heads. I know plenty of people with corporate or high level professional jobs who smoke, and most of them are constantly getting raises or promotions surpassing people around them.

Even funnier when the haters of pot heads sit at their desk popping prescription pills.

[President]

Ignore above post, was meant for the other thread. No idea how it got posted here.

[Bojangles]

Those KSers sure are 'Retarted'.

So when is jury selection for the trial? And who is eligible? I don't want any fucking non-Americans sneaking in like they did to vote yesterday, stealing victories from The Party of Righteousness in Nevada and California.

[Abacab niggah]

Those KSers sure are 'Retarted'.

So when is jury selection for the trial? And who is eligible? I don't want any fucking non-Americans sneaking in like they did to vote yesterday, stealing victories from The Party of Righteousness in Nevada and California.

Opting for a bench trial

[hedbonker]

I like pie.

[to0p]

In the similar case of Stoner [Peace Pipe] v Douchebag [Inglorious Basterds], precedent was set allowing expert witness testimony regarding mental capacity (in this case, screenshots with arrows clearly delineating retartation) to be admissible for consideration. How does the defense plead?

Unfortunately the defense is unable to plead due to the lack of its mental capacity clearly visible in said screenshots provided by export witness testimony.

[to0p]

expert*

In fact, hedbonker, the post above my response may be their legal representation.

[Fourthmeal]

poke smot

[Abacab niggah]

poke smot

15 minute recess for Fourth Meal, going to make one trip and if you don't write down what you want now I'm just ordering you a 3-layer

[Fourthmeal]

15 minute recess for Fourth Meal, going to make one trip and if you don't write down what you want now I'm just ordering you a 3-layer

think outside the ban

[Nune]

Toop took matters into his own hands, and DDoS'd the court system after realizing farming velious loot on a broken emu has a terrible chalupa to pixel ratio