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Greengrocer
07-31-2015, 06:08 PM
Soon, the snow will fall and winter will be upon us! As we all know, that means one thing and one thing only: Sea Dragon Steaks!

In case you didn't hear, Sea Dragon Meat is extremely volatile if not housed in a very particular climate controlled environment. Rumor has it the server gods are, for public safety's sake, going to destroy all of these meats over the weekend unless they are stored properly with no less than 2 Ice of Velious per meat, per bag, and housed in an AMC-certified (Antonican Meat Commission) containment chamber.

Nomsanto Industries just so happens to have a huge stockpile of ice, along with a brand new state-of-the-art Sea Dragon Meat containment facility which meets or exceeds all current safety regulations.

Don't let your meat get nuked! Donate today!

Help us celebrate this delicious new recipe by donating your Sea Dragon Meat today! All donors will receive a commemorative plaque and have their picture forever placed on the wall of the Greengrocer EC Tunnel location!

Donation centers are available at any of these fine Nomsanto Industries establishments, conveniently located in downtown EC Tunnel:

Greengrocer
Ggexpress
Pleatlord

Donate your Sea Dragon Meat today!

All proceeds benefit Project 1999's senior citizens.


COMING SOON: The Great Sea Dragon BBQ of 2015! Keep your eyes peeled!


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