Have you been a victim of the following?

[Abacab niggah]

Banned without a reason?
Harassed by players in the raidplace?
Assaulted by Ire Ghasts?
Stolen loot that was rightfully yours?
Beaten to a Quillmane spawn?
/ignored by your peers?
Denied application to a guild you admire?
U mad?
Lost a camp due to having IRL issues?
EQ marriage needs annulled?
Uthgaard hate thread locked?
and many, many other injustices


Then look no further than Swishahouse & Abacab, Attorneys at LOL. With months of experience involving disputes between players and staff, we feel that you deserve a quality representative to get the justice you rightfully deserve.

We will dispute your ban, throw an injunction at your troll, and even fight for your raid claims because like you we've been victims of the system, and we know that you need someone you can trust and relate to and our expert legal team is ready to work around the clock to ensure your civil liberties are not infringed and compensation is spent.

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"When things get bad, call Swishahouse & Abacab" - Trademark LLC.

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[OngorDrakan]

Endorsed by Drunke!

[Ronas]

What are your rates and Guarantee and Refund Policies?

[Abacab niggah]

We charge on a case by case basis as for refunds it's 50% of your payment returned, 50% is kept due to the paperwork and labor involved in processing your complaint.

[ryuut1]

i trust the one on the left, he wears glasses

[Swishahouse]

Swishahouse and Abacab 2010 Cool Chart

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The above graphic displays the results of advanced double blind studies


Note: We are Team B. We are the widest. We scored. (literally)

[xshayla701]

Attorneys at LOL.
Hahahahahahaha

[Yinaltin]

i got raped by boogeymen , will you fight for my rights ?

[Madigan]

Note: We are Team B. We are the widest. We scored. (literally)
Woah! What happened in 2004? You were almost beat out.

[Swishahouse]

2004 was a bad year it was like:

You gotta go to court ha
You got served a subpeona for child support ha
That was that nerve ha
You ain't even get a chance to say a word ha

[Swishahouse]

i got raped by boogeymen , will you fight for my rights ?

We do offer gnomish discounts =)

[Yinaltin]

yay for raped gnomes ! :)

[aVoided]

I have been assaulted... but not by Ire Ghast's :o Do I still qualify for your services?

[Omnimorph]

Also the families of gnomes eaten by ogres... namely brut... i think you should sue him!

[Yinaltin]

i almost forgot ! bring brut into frog prison in lguk for eating all da gnomes ! ! ! let the executioner judge him !

[quido]

lol because clearly you're so good at getting bans lifted =)

[Omnimorph]

Well he sort of is... but then he's not so good at staying unbanned XD

[Swishahouse]

We cannot control what you do with your new found freedom!

[Fists]

+1.

[Abacab PvP Prophet]

Uthgaard

Call me bro, got you on retainer nig

[OngorDrakan]

Endorsed by yours truly.