Why are there no bananas in EQ?

[Portasaurus]

Why the fuck are there no bananas in EQ?

This is a rant.

[dafier]

Ain't no room for naners in EQ!

[Samoht]

Probably the same reason there's no cheese.

[Portasaurus]

Probably the same reason there's no cheese.

http://i.imgur.com/LP2b8mz.jpg

[Secrets]

Probably the same reason there's no Monkeys in EQ

[Secrets]

Or domestic housecats. Or domestic dogs.

[Swish]

Meowmix should be available on Kerra Isle, they goofed :/

[bktroost]

Due to the mutagenic properties of magic residue left from wizard portal spells, many plant life around Norrath have been negatively effected. Bananas were once a thriving member of the plant life ecosphere in Kerra Island. When the Erudin race travel to Toxxulia forest, many people believed that the slow degeneration of the life forms there was due to the dark arts of Paineel's necromancer guild. The truth, however, is that when Al'kabor established the greater and lesser spires of translocation, he actually was seeding a death blow to many small creatures. After thousands of years of sucking in toxic wizard fumes, wild dogs became kobolds. The wild cats of Toxxulia forest and Erudin became the denizens of Kerra Island.

Strangely enough, whore's bane grew in abundance, much to the Ogres of Grobb's delight. It is often believed by aracna scholars that all strange and nefarious common day anomaly has roots in the atrocity left by Al'kabor.

Tl;dr: Wizard Farts.

[Portasaurus]

http://i.imgur.com/ZXxkYnT.jpg

[dafier]

I could understand if there would be bananas around Erudin.

[kaev]

I could understand if there would be bananas around Erudin.

you seriously need to empty that retarded shit out of your head

[dafier]

you seriously need to empty that retarded shit out of your head

Calm down there spanky. :rolleyes:

[Destron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1Hc80NpL4M

[cs616]

Strangely enough, whore's bane grew in abundance, much to the Ogres of Grobb's delight.



However, the Trolls of Grobb are just about fed up with all the illegal Ogre immigration.

[bktroost]

However, the Trolls of Grobb are just about fed up with all the illegal Ogre immigration.

Dangit.

[captnamazing]

Why the fuck are there no bananas in EQ?

This is a rant.

greengrocer asks the real questions

also "no cheese" LOL ;)

[Haewud]

Where are the deer?

[Bboboo]

There's no horses in Freeport, meaning someone took a shit in the middle of West Freeport.

[Rararboker]

Horses were blasted to the moon with part of the kerran population. Al'kabor had beans that night.

[kaev]

Horses were blasted to the moon with part of the kerran population. Al'kabor had beans that night.

Musta blasted the beans with 'em

[Dizey]

No idea why banana's aren't in EQ. Banana's definitely classic:

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/knightsanddragons/images/c/c2/Peanut-butter-jelly-time.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140709170448

[Madbad]

There's no horses in Freeport, meaning someone took a shit in the middle of West Freeport.

[Troof]

There's no horses in Freeport, meaning someone took a shit in the middle of West Freeport.

#occupy

[Tulnavara]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w5JqQLqqTc

[Casteel]

https://youtu.be/8MKs1B2ytZI

[Penthouse]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDd8shcLvHI

[Itap]

Bananas arent very medieval

[myriverse]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFukyIIM1XI

[myriverse]

Bananas arent very medieval
Sure they are. They're just not very European. Alexander the Great loved them. Octavius Augustus loved them.

But the sweet variety didn't really come about until the 19th century.

[Uthgaard]

Why the fuck are there no bananas in EQ?

This is a rant.

Because there are bixies. Banana flavor comes from isoamyl acetate, which is the same chemical that draws other bees to sting the same target. So after several bixie related deaths, erudites stopped the banana boats. After the resulting market crash, bananas were replaced as a cash crop with dry eye weed, and the trees went extinct.

As an unkempt druid says, "Natural selection at work."

[Bboboo]

erudites stopped the banana boats

You racist sob

[Telin]

Banana trees need a lot of sun, water, and heat. Unfortunately all of the tropical zones in norrath lack at least one of these requirements. Emerald Jungle is too dark, Oasis too dry, etc.

[Uthgaard]

You racist sob

Like Telin said, Kerra Isle is the only climate where bananas could grow. Just so happens that the indigenous race is erudite and the only way there is via boat. :o

[Itap]

Sure they are. They're just not very European. Alexander the Great loved them. Octavius Augustus loved them.

But the sweet variety didn't really come about until the 19th century.

http://rainiernew.wpengine.com/yurts/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/01/The_more_you_know_banner.jpg

[FatMice]

There's no horses in Freeport, meaning someone took a shit in the middle of West Freeport.

One of the best posts of 2015.

[Ennewi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5bvNVx1NqM

[Zoesha]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we6cD9483V8