Tralina

[Fourthmeal]

There once was a poster name Shannacore
And she was a forum whore.
Her post count was astronomical
Her morals fickle,
And knew lots of EQ lore.

[Omnimorph]

I like limericks

[wangerinlee]

There once was a poster name Shannacore
And she was a forum whore.
Her post count was astronomical
Her morals fickle,
And knew lots of EQ lore.


Pot calling the kettle black?

[Droxx]

7/10

[Estu]

Does she actually know lots of EQ lore????

[VictoryARC]

There was a young girl from Albuquerque
Whose postings were always quite murky
She made the nerds swoon
From their moms' basement room
And made them all look like dumb turkeys


Wtf else rhymes with Albuquerque?

I tried

[Aldon]

Perky, jerky and possibly quirky.

[Rogean]

And knew lots of EQ lore.

Calling BS!

[VictoryARC]

Good call Silvertongue.

Change murky to perky ;-)

[Swishahouse]

Calling BS!

ROGEAN INB4 SWISH!


DAMN YOU! <3

[Estolcles]

There was a young girl from Albuquerque
Whose postings were always quite murky
She made the nerds swoon
From their moms' basement room
And made them all look like dumb turkeys


Wtf else rhymes with Albuquerque?

I tried


9/10

[purist]

There once was a poster named Purist
The greatness of his threads the folk were surest
From "I took a relaxing dump" to "bush knockt down dah towers"
The message and the money gonna overpower
Purist

[Japan]

There once was a dude named Japan
Upon which all'd agreed he's the man
His voice boomed through mumble
Your wife's wet and you're humbled
Sans-prenup, half your dough's in his hand

[Shannacore]

Ha. The one about ABQ was fabulous.

[SlankyLanky]

for sure this discussion could use some slanky
whos body was anything but lanky
he took all teh noodz
and is uninterested in bewbs
but yet somehow still makes the bank-ey

you know like money...

[purist]

A *fistbump* to my Erudite brochacho
Just an ***** that loves double decker tacos
He hails from Seattle, not Hawaii
And his threads are supa supa kawaii
Fourthmeal

[Shannacore]

purist, JOIN MY GUILD

[William_Munny15]

There was a young girl from Albuquerque
Whose postings were always quite murky
She made the nerds swoon
From their moms' basement room
And made them all look like dumb turkeys


Wtf else rhymes with Albuquerque?

I tried

New JERSEY! lurking, jerking, berkley, hurry, blurry, surely, all types of shit!

[Spicy]

I used to think relationships were boring
'til I woke up to my girlfriend snoring
I spanked it hard and finished on her face
the end

[Fourthmeal]

There once was a server called Project 1999
And its population was doing just fine
Then along came Fourthmeal
Like an annoying third wheel
And for the old days the forum readers pine

[Japan]

There once was a server called Project 1999
And its population was doing just fine
Then along came Fourthmeal
Like an annoying third wheel
And for the old days the forum readers pine

:cool:

[Fourthmeal]

Once the Project 1999 forums were a bore
And a player named Fourthmeal knew they needed more
The players weren't ready for his knowledge
Though he's from a fine college
And now he's just on /ignore

[Fourthmeal]

Ha. The one about ABQ was fabulous.

That where you'r from? My uncle and aunt down there are cops. I hope they arrest you for underage drinking some time.

[Fourthmeal]

There once was a GM named Cryius
About the forums he was quite serious
He threatened me with a ban
I said, "Are you serious, man?"
Cuz you don't wanna see Fourthmeal furious

[Shannacore]

That where you'r from? My uncle and aunt down there are cops. I hope they arrest you for underage drinking some time.

Not from, but residing.

[Fourthmeal]

Are you a LOBO?

[Shannacore]

Yes :3

[Fourthmeal]

cool

[purist]

There once was an Erudite named Fourthmeal
A homage to lava sauce he did spiel
As many haters as accolades did he muster
But we all know taco bell never loses its luster
Fourthmeal

[waldo]

There once was a great man
Who took a brave stand
A fighter for the common folk
This man was no everyday yolk
All day he would preach under the sun
That it was time to start thinking outside the bun

[Fourthmeal]

I thank you guys for helping me get through these tough tough times with such beautiful words

[Blazed420]

There once was this dude named Blaze
who loved to smoke on the haze
he loved to toke
yes loved to smoke
while playing eq like old days

[Fourthmeal]

There once was a vendor of food
That helped feed poor, stoned dudes
Its spices are as hot as hell
It name involves a bell
And it always raises my mood

[abegeden]

God you fucktards are retarded.

Please leave the planet.

[Fourthmeal]

Abegeden was a sad little girl
Who after one beer would hurl
she was jealous of attention
and craved affection
So she gave suicide a whirl

[Omnimorph]

I'm impressed fourthmeal hasn't been banned yet.

[Tseng]

that's only because you've been thinking inside the bun

[Itchybottom]

God you fucktards are retarded.

Please leave the planet.

[Messianic]

God you fucktards are retarded.

Please leave the planet.

I'm here because i'm finding things to do while my work's data management and CRM software chugs - what's your excuse?

[Fourthmeal]

I'm impressed fourthmeal hasn't been banned yet.

I'm just an Erudite who loves Taco Bell. If that's a bannable offense I would not want to inhabit Norrath any longer.

[nalkin]

There once was a lady named Akyra
Whose wonder and beauty were revered-uh.
Even though she can't swim straight
and mobs, she fails to locate,
my heart still warms when she types tilde.

[Fourthmeal]

There once was a Paladin from Erudin
Who had a mighty strong chin
He traveled across the land
Through grass and snow and sand
He punished hackers and cheaters
and slew bun eaters
Who was this Paladin? I will reveal
He is none other than Fourthmeal

[xshayla701]

There once was a lady named Akyra
Whose wonder and beauty were revered-uh.
Even though she can't swim straight
and mobs, she fails to locate,
my heart still warms when she types tilde.

<oo~

[xshayla701]

~

[abegeden]

turds

[Fourthmeal]

turds

jealous cuz you can't rhyme dawg?

[Fourthmeal]

There once was a fella named abegeden
Who was married to a woman, but secretly liked men
He wanted to tell his kids and wife
But didn't want to be kicked out of their life
So he kept it bottled up, as he aged and aged
And let out his emotions through forum rage

[fishingme]

i gotta say id nail tralina

[Swishahouse]

i gotta say id nail tralina

Dog, with swagger like that the sky is the limit.

[Fourthmeal]

werd

[Abacab niggah]

There once was a man named Fourthmeal
On the menu were several .99 cent deals
I ordered a drink and several cheesy things
and lower intestinal pain I did feel

[Abacab niggah]

Here is an admin named Rogean
Who's rules he thought I was breaching
He banned me quick, forced me to quit
and now these threads are boring

[Abacab niggah]

There once was a GM named Cyrius
His name just rhymes with serious
They took a line from the Dark Knight
Said it so much, now it's fucking ridiculous

[ryuut1]

if youre thinking outside the bun
life can be so much more fun
volcanoes are tacos
dudes are muchachos
and the fourth meal is the best one!

[Abacab niggah]

There once was a girl named Tralina
Would fly a thousand miles to see ya
Fuck you for a week, send you up the creek
and now pretends she's a Diva

[Abacab niggah]

Such is a forum called Rants and Flames
Where people would cry about the game
It went to shit cause no one's legit
But it gives you 15 seconds of fame