Phara Dar, Silverwing and Hoshkar walk into a bar...

[Swish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzvfdLDha_Y (43 seconds)

Amazing the shit that gets around on the internet isn't it? Forsaken and Rampage wiping in VP.

BDA honestly think they don't have a chance in VP? Well here's Exhibit A ^^

I could apply and be BDA's morale officer? You guys need a lift, you need to believe in yourselves, your abilities and really contest at the right level <3

http://www.gifwave.com/media/2208_unicorn-believe.gif

[Swish]

Make the (P99) world a better place...

http://i.imgur.com/wqadHsG.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/5E0AVyc.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/hM0tnsp.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/le80LiR.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/iwNMPPO.gif




http://i.imgur.com/JZO1Dd4.gif




http://i.imgur.com/iIF53VH.png

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/te4uuH4.png

It can work.... it really can...

[Mulek]

Where's Rampage or BDA dying in there? I only see Forsaken.

[Kushie]

pity response

[Champion_Standing]

What?

[Ezalor]

you are a weirdo

go outside

[Shinko]

willing to tank for BDA in VP for 50% the price

[Vianna]

Where's Rampage or BDA dying in there? I only see Forsaken.

Little birdie says they wiped to an uncontested solo Hoshkar on the repop and Trakanon twice.

[Shinko]

trak is hard, willing to sell SHINKO strats to WIN

[Ennewi]

nice offlane jakiro wombo combo

[Troubled]

http://i.imgur.com/ohSKLFR.gif

[Jfertal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzvfdLDha_Y (43 seconds)

Amazing the shit that gets around on the internet isn't it? Forsaken and Rampage wiping in VP.

BDA honestly think they don't have a chance in VP? Well here's Exhibit A ^^

I could apply and be BDA's morale officer? You guys need a lift, you need to believe in yourselves, your abilities and really contest at the right level <3

http://www.gifwave.com/media/2208_unicorn-believe.gif

i will be your personal escort around there if you want bud...

[Jfertal]

trak is hard, willing to sell SHINKO strats to WIN

fatty suspended training tola prot out of lair. imba not gaining agro on trak fast enough, causing TMO on ledge lol....

[Shinko]

all i wanted was to make tmo work harder

[Prismaticshop]

It's been going on for years : BDA is a pussy guild.

What other public information are you trying to prove here Swish?

[Oleris]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby a triple!

[Swish]

i will be your personal escort around there if you want bud...

Have you ever used your VP key? Honestly though. If you've got one it must be quite frustrating to think "actually, we're never going in there as a guild..."


It's been going on for years : BDA is a pussy guild.

What other public information are you trying to prove here Swish?

Just that mistakes in C can happen, we're all human and that there's room for a 3rd C guild. Don't mind BDA's yellow streak though... if I was running the show here I'd sour the Class R milk a bit to encourage more guilds to step up and compete at the top - or at least have some kind of system to sell Trak teeth to a guild who wants more VP keyed characters who actually contest (Asgard a good example).

Emphasis on BDA but I'm sure Taken have a similar number of VP keyed guys, they just never take the plunge. What's the point of being keyed if your "casual" guild won't ever try it?

[Troubled]

Have you ever used your VP key? Honestly though. If you've got one it must be quite frustrating to think "actually, we're never going in there as a guild..."




Just that mistakes in C can happen, we're all human and that there's room for a 3rd C guild. Don't mind BDA's yellow streak though... if I was running the show here I'd sour the Class R milk a bit to encourage more guilds to step up and compete at the top - or at least have some kind of system to sell Trak teeth to a guild who wants more VP keyed characters who actually contest (Asgard a good example).

Emphasis on BDA but I'm sure Taken have a similar number of VP keyed guys, they just never take the plunge. What's the point of being keyed if your "casual" guild won't ever try it?


Can't even disagree with you anymore tbh. Since velious launch was announced some of us have been trying to get the guild to move to C but they just won't do it. It's been frustrating, to say the least.

[Ersuvus]

Make the (P99) world a better place...

http://i.imgur.com/wqadHsG.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/5E0AVyc.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/hM0tnsp.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/le80LiR.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/iwNMPPO.gif




http://i.imgur.com/JZO1Dd4.gif




http://i.imgur.com/iIF53VH.png


This series of pictures has made my life go from 100% to 200% sir.. I love you as a person no homo

[Ersuvus]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[GinnasP99]

Mooooom, get the camera

[Kagey]

Moving to C during a Velious launch where everthing is FFA, and when VP also opens up for us in class R sounds like a dumb move.

[Troubled]

Moving to C during a Velious launch where everthing is FFA, and when VP also opens up for us in class R sounds like a dumb move.

Who cares it's Kunark.

[Swish]

Can't even disagree with you anymore tbh. Since velious launch was announced some of us have been trying to get the guild to move to C but they just won't do it. It's been frustrating, to say the least.

That's the sad thing. In a month's time we'll have a bunch of new raid encounters to get involved with.

Hark back to when the rotation 'adjustments' were made. Remember what BDA/Taken (and maybe Divinity?) said? We want to prepare you for Velious content...

Sweet irony there. 1 month to go, and still not attempting to contest anything. BDA and Taken rarely meet each other in a FTE contest. Using Trakanon as an example...

Class R-Trakanon 1: BDA
Class R-Trakanon 2: Taken
Class R-Trakanon 3: Omni/Europa/Azure Guard alliance

imho BDA and Taken are going into Velious about as undisciplined as they can be. 1 month left... there's still time to sharpen up.

Welfare pixels for another month? Or is it time to contest and practice at becoming a finely tuned instrument? 71 keys say BDA should give it a go. Taken must have the same amount of keys, step up pals - some credibility would do both guilds some good.

Meanwhile that would allow smaller guilds of people leveling, new raid leaders, fresh to the scene folks the chance to blossom rather than just app'ing to the zerg fest we currently see.

Moonlight Crusaders would probably still be around, Haggard Krew could have a real shot at some dragon loot for their members...Blackheart Pirates? There has to be some other guilds who'd like to try the Class R raid scene properly. Right now its the usual case that people have to disband and app to a different guild if they want to see some action.

As it stands right now though, the scene just feeds the zerg...

...holy shit we're up to 40 apps/recruits at the moment. Need to clean some house y'all.

[Swish]

I could apply and be BDA's morale officer? You guys need a lift, you need to believe in yourselves, your abilities and really contest at the right level <3

[Ersuvus]

Correct me if I'm wrong but is there competing factions within BDA arguing against each other here? You guys are so confusing I love it. Haha

[fiveeauxfour]

If everyone goes to VP, who is going to do Velious content?

[cs616]

Correct me if I'm wrong but is there competing factions within BDA arguing against each other here? You guys are so confusing I love it. Haha

As much as certain people in BDA like to rip on the raiding guulds for merging, I'm pretty sure no guild on the server has had as many large splits as BDA has. Forceful Entry started out as a bunch of BDA members that wanted to raid, became the #2 guild on the server, and eventually took over TMO from the inside after a merger. Likewise, Omni split off and has had moderate success it seems.

For a guild so focused on "community", BDA sure does seem great at driving their best members away. Chest's over the top reaction and animosity towards former BDA members after they split is pretty telling of what kind of leader he is.

[Nibblewitz]

Can't even disagree with you anymore tbh. Since velious launch was announced some of us have been trying to get the guild to move to C but they just won't do it. It's been frustrating, to say the least.

Whenever I want to VP, I just do it with my pals in Empire.

[Kushie]

I wish i had empire pals

[Slithor]

Never did VP on live, hoping to get in there eventually when everything's FFA and we can get some keys...

[YendorLootmonkey]

ITT: Class C guilds, who have imploded/renamed/re-organized/split/merged/been suspended/fractured so many times because of their pixel list that they have zero identity any more on this server, trying to spin-doctor public opinion against one of the most longest-standing guilds -- and their biggest competition in Velious.

Mostly likely trying super hard to create a rift to cripple BDA right before Velious release, either out of spite, jealousy, or because they're secretly afraid of our numbers.

Lets break this down...

Forceful Entry split off from BDA, sure... look how that turned out:

Eventually broke down and couldn't stand on their own, had to side with IB against TMO. IB tried to put them in their place with an ultimatum they cried about so hard, they flip-flopped on their principles and original mission to combat TMO only to side with TMO!

It didn't stop there. They merged with TMO, and THEN the old-guard TMO distanced themselves the fuck away from them for whatever reason!

It's obvious who the true poison to the server is... the subset of people who couldn't fit in with BDA, IB, *OR* TMO. And now they're lashing out like toddlers.

What guild are they going to split into or implode next??

[bic]

it was also like a 4 am repop and neither guild had good turnout.

ive seen bda take 30 minutes on an uncontested trak.

oh but i forgot i guess this post was supposed to be comical, sorry for sidetracking your awesome post.

[Swish]

Mostly likely trying super hard to create a rift to cripple BDA right before Velious release, either out of spite, jealousy, or because they're secretly afraid of our numbers.


You seem troubled that there's another split appearing in BDA. Is it more serious than a few people? Have a seat and tell Uncle RNF...

It's obvious who the true poison to the server is... the subset of people who couldn't fit in with BDA, IB, *OR* TMO. And now they're lashing out like toddlers.

I think anything that's good for the raid scene is good for the server. Adjusting Class R so that we have BDA and Taken taking every 2 out of 3 rotated mobs zerg style is bad for the server - its gone on for months, they've got probably 150 trak keys between them, probably more.

Meanwhile, new guilds and emerging talent are stifled. There's people finding P99 all the time. Old raid leaders, old guild leaders with good leadership abilities. Where do you think they are 6 months down the line? Probably slumming it in BDA/Taken from having no credible alternative.

Chest says he's got ~40 apps on the books at the moment - most probably from guilds that can only call themselves "leveling guilds" because people keep jumping ship to join the zerg, this is bad for the server.

The server would look less poisonous if able bodied players stopped claiming disability.

[Colgate]

whew it feels good being able to kill raid mobs without signing 30 pages of legal documents at the same primetime every week

[Prismaticshop]

whew it feels good being able to kill raid mobs without signing 30 pages of legal documents at the same primetime every week

Ya yet you have to tell us about it in blue rnf since about 150 ppl reas red rnf and about 100 actually play the server lol

[Man0warr]

ive seen bda take 30 minutes on an uncontested trak.


Key word is uncontested - we'd rather let everyone get coth'd down if they want to participate, no use in rushing if there is no competition.

[Utmost]

Isn't Swish on red?

[Susvain2]

lol why is swish so angry about this? some other stuff he's real upset about too

swish you are guildless and hardly play on red currently right? so you really dont even play, why so mad?

luv u kid

[Swish]

I play on both servers. True I haven't been on red much lately, I haven't really logged in much the past 3 weeks on either server. Not sure about you guys but I play less in the summer months, we don't get much sun in England so I try to make the most of it ;)

It's funny looking at guilds who key for VP but who never plan to contest in there. Honestly if a Class R guild or two vouch for going up to C I think they should be getting those teeth - not some yellow streak guild who is happy with their spot on a rotation, holding 70-80 or or whatever keys. 40 current apps says the system just feeds the zerg and doesn't promote growth of new guilds who want to raid.

If BDA/Taken wanted to "prepare for Velious", they could probably sacrifice a few mobs and sharpen up in Class C for the next month...they might surprise themselves.

[Man0warr]

It's really simple - as soon as you enter Class C, you will no longer get VP keys/Trak's teeth because BDA/Taken have no shot at FFA Trakanons vs Rampage.

Which means anyone who doesn't have a key going into Class C isn't going to get one, which would probably make those people quit and join a Class R guild, as well as prevent future applicants. The guilds would slowly die - the playerbase of Taken and BDA has a faction of hardcore people, but it's not the vast majority like Rampage/Forsaken.

That's why those guilds will never go Class C, but this has already been explained to you.

[Swish]

But as I keep saying, why stack your teeth up if you're not going to use them?

How many keyed people would you say you need to take in there before its worth a try? You want to take 100 in there? 150?

Heaven forbid you won't ever kill a FFA Trakanon if you went to C for more keys.

There seems to be a huge confidence problem in BDA.

[Man0warr]

What else would we do with the keys? Sell them to Rampage? No thanks.

VP won't be closed forever, and it won't matter in a month anyways.

[Swish]

Sell them to Asgard, or another guild with a spine.

[arsenalpow]

Asgard is in C for scraps. They've said as much, and they aren't contesting VP.

Why are you so mentally deficient?

[Cecily]

Ya yet you have to tell us about it in blue rnf since about 150 ppl reas red rnf and about 100 actually play the server lol

Red's forum is way healthier than ours for a lower population. Be glad for the scraps their posters give you here.

[Juevento]

Sell them to Asgard, or another guild with a spine.

Why do you care so much? Serious question.

[Ravager]

Why do you care so much? Serious question.

Why do you care why he cares?

[Swish]

Asgard is in C for scraps. They've said as much, and they aren't contesting VP.

Why are you so mentally deficient?

They've got drive, ambition, and most importantly more use for the keys than you'll ever have.

I don't consider myself mentally deficient. Rehashing the rotation so that 2 guilds get the vast majority of the loot is pretty stupid, but then sitting on that now you've got enough VP keys is dumbererer still. As mentioned though, perhaps you're waiting for 100 completed keys? 120? 150? Then maybe you can plan to zerg the shit out VP someday?

[Juevento]

Why do you care why he cares?

Why do you care that I care that he cares?

[Swish]

Why do you care that I care that he cares?

I don't care that you care why I care :rolleyes:

Sorry that you're mad about this thread.

[Ravager]

So much care.

[Man0warr]

Then maybe you can plan to zerg the shit out VP someday?

We already beat VP with ~25ish toons, no zerg required.

[Cecily]

Was that with the VD people who formed FE and old school IB assist on the TMO lock out for Tortue's sky stalling?

[Swish]

We already beat VP with ~25ish toons, no zerg required.

How about closing recruitment for a month and stepping up then?

[Prismaticshop]

How about closing recruitment for a month and stepping up then?

Swish,

They will not. They are pussies.

regards,

The truth

[Man0warr]

Was that with the VD people who formed FE and old school IB assist on the TMO lock out for Tortue's sky stalling?

Nah it was when all of Class C was suspended for a week.

[arsenalpow]

Shit, we better get to VP before someone calls us pussies on an Internet forum.

[kaev]

Shit, we better get to VP before someone calls us pussies on an Internet forum.

woah! it's gettin real in here!

[Swish]

Shit, we better get to VP before someone calls us pussies on an Internet forum.

Frustrated by his failure to contain this thread, the lesser spotted Chest becomes angered. That's the best you got? BDA's reputation is in the gutter, I hope if there's a revised raid system for Velious that they prevent zerg "casual" guilds 30 man poopsocking at the zone in when Divinity or some smaller guild are probably only bringing 25-30 total.

How about some guild slogans for your site old pal?


-> "BDA, where rep doesn't matter and 40-50 simultaneous apps are welcome"

-> "BDA, where recruitment never closes"

If I think of some more apt guild slogans I'll post them up, or indeed others can chip in with some good ones :)

Embrace the zerg, friends...and remember, it's a casual guild but don't apply unless you want to be forced to poopsock in your casual time.

Raid Policies

Raid Attendance

We expect you to raid with us if you're online (and will continue to be online for the duration of the event) when a raid is called. Raid dodging (failure to show up for a raid because you wanted to do something else in game) will not be tolerated.

http://www.buyherepayherelouisville.com/photos3.automanager/018401/images/apply-now-car-loan.gif (http://www.rampageguild.com/)

[arsenalpow]

Lol I'm drunk watching the U.S. Women romp on Japan, not rustled in the least. You care a lot pal.

[Ravager]

Lol I'm drunk watching the U.S. Women romp on Japan, not rustled in the least. You care a lot pal.

This is Swish's life. Give him a break.

[Swish]

Lol I'm drunk watching the U.S. Women romp on Japan

I just got done with a threesome, then I found a scratch card in my wallet I'd forgotten about and won £10,000

I'm not mad either <3

[Ravager]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/search.php?searchid=4573001

A day in the life of Swish.

[arsenalpow]

Except only one of us is telling the truth and my story seems a lot more likely.

[Raev]

Watching women's sports? Come on, no one will believe that.

[Ezalor]

Frustrated by his failure to contain this thread, the lesser spotted Chest becomes angered. That's the best you got? BDA's reputation is in the gutter, I hope if there's a revised raid system for Velious that they prevent zerg "casual" guilds 30 man poopsocking at the zone in when Divinity or some smaller guild are probably only bringing 25-30 total.

How about some guild slogans for your site old pal?


-> "BDA, where rep doesn't matter and 40-50 simultaneous apps are welcome"

-> "BDA, where recruitment never closes"

If I think of some more apt guild slogans I'll post them up, or indeed others can chip in with some good ones :)

Embrace the zerg, friends...and remember, it's a casual guild but don't apply unless you want to be forced to poopsock in your casual time.



http://www.buyherepayherelouisville.com/photos3.automanager/018401/images/apply-now-car-loan.gif (http://www.rampageguild.com/)

cringed at this then I saw

Swish
Posts: 11,555

and I cringed even harder

that is some serious autism u have there

[Cecily]

It's so nice this community has so many wonderful young doctors volunteering their time to give out free mental health diagnoses.

[arsenalpow]

Watching women's sports? Come on, no one will believe that.

That half field score was pretty hilarious. USA USA USA USA

[contemptor]

cringed at this then I saw

Swish
Posts: 11,555

and I cringed even harder

that is some serious autism u have there
Most of his posts are RNF and not counted either. It's impressive really, if you were impressed by things Honda Civic Fast and the Furious reenactments
. Poor guy, one day he will get people to respect him as much as Lron.

Swish, being irrelevant on the forums, and even more irrelevant in game.

[Kayso]

All the shaming in the world won't get BDA into class C where they belong. Chest literally has no shame.

Part of me wants to see Velious delayed another year combined with the removal of the lockout on class R. After 2-3 months of getting their ass <Taken> on every raid mob, they'd be in Class C "cleaning up scraps" with us.

[heartbrand]

cringed at this then I saw

Swish
Posts: 11,555

and I cringed even harder

that is some serious autism u have there

[x] Multiple Forum Accounts
[x] Played P99 since 2009
[x] Plays female toons
[x] Had over 700 DKP in Nihilum on Jeni
[x] Unemplyed

[kaev]

All the shaming in the world won't get BDA into class C where they belong.

The only shame here is you punks who think you have the right to dictate how and where other people should play. BDA doesn't belong in class C, and all the morons in the world aren't going to convince BDA's leadership to destroy the guild by making that idiot move.

Go upstairs and help your mother with dishes. And don't forget to wash behind your ears at bathtime.

[Mistle]

It's worth staying in R just to see Swish bawling his eyes out on the forums day after day.

[Aviann]

. Poor guy, one day he will get people to respect him as much as Lron.

Swish, being irrelevant on the forums, and even more irrelevant in game.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! That's the king of GIFs you're speaking of.

[slappytwotoes]

I just got done with a threesome, then I found a scratch card in my wallet I'd forgotten about and won £10,000

I'm not mad either <3

Swish... man I remember when you were the funny GIF master. Now you just a bad version of Tiggles =(

Shit you don't even play on blue, go back to GIFs my friend

[dafier]

I just got done with a threesome, then I found a scratch card in my wallet I'd forgotten about and won £10,000

I'm not mad either <3

Lying will get you no where.

[Juevento]

Swish... man I remember when you were the funny GIF master. Now you just a bad version of Tiggles =(

Shit you don't even play on blue, go back to GIFs my friend

That's what happens when people try to play above their weight class.

[Swish]

That's what happens when people try to play above their weight class.

BDA like to play below their weight class tho amirite? All those VP keys and still refusing to move.

[arsenalpow]

Negative BDA comment, play to the crowd, post a gif

[Nibblewitz]

BDA like to play below their weight class tho amirite? All those VP keys and still refusing to move.

If we can't even beat <Haggard Krew> to a Class R Innoruuk...

Grats HK on that lightning fast engage and awesome loot!

[Llodd]

If we can't even beat <Haggard Krew> to a Class R Innoruuk...

Grats HK on that lightning fast engage and awesome loot!

What are you trying to say here.. that if you want loot better off joining Haggard Krew? best ammend your guild discussion ;P

[Raidz]

TLDR;

- swish rings the BDA RnF bell,
- dozen BDA and leader respond "dont care"
- but post like they do.

swish wins on points.

[Swish]

TLDR;

- swish rings the BDA RnF bell,
- dozen BDA and leader respond "dont care"
- but post like they do.

swish wins on points.

That's how I saw it too. A lot of rustled members it seemed.

[Ravager]

That's how I saw it too. A lot of rustled members it seemed.

Delusional people tend to see themselves as self important like that. But brats on winning RnF? You're a special guy.

[Ravager]

Delusional people tend to see themselves as self important like that. But brats on winning RnF? You're a special guy.

grats*

[Swish]

Then there's the mad people who don't agree.

[Ravager]

Then there's the mad people who don't agree.

Exactly. Looking forward to your next 30 anti-BDA posts in the next RnF thread. But you're not mad at all.

Btw, have you ever seen an anti-swish post that didn't come after you started talking shit about someone else?

[Swish]

I have. Some people just have an axe to grind.

If I'm their outlet by all means they're welcome to just quote my post count and shake their fist angrily. What else is there to get mad at ole Swish about?

PS: grats to BDA on another Trakanon, thats a couple more people who might want to try some VP...

[Ravager]

PS: grats to BDA on another Trakanon, thats a couple more people who might want to try some VP...

Some people just have an axe to grind.

Clearly.

[Swish]

Looking forward to your next 30 anti-BDA posts in the next RnF thread.

Some people just have an axe to grind.

[Swish]

Keep grinding there Ravager old pal... if you're getting mad at someone on an elf forum for speaking up about a VP ready guild not wanting to leave Class R I'm okay with that. That's what RNF is for.

[Ravager]

Keep grinding there Ravager old pal... if you're getting mad at someone on an elf forum for speaking up about a VP ready guild not wanting to leave Class R I'm okay with that. That's what RNF is for.

Post #31. I'll let it go now. No doubt you won't.

[Mistle]

Swish tears best tears.

[Swish]

no tears, but funny watching people's reactions to my posts... never knew I could make people angry with keystrokes.

[Thana8088]

no tears, but funny watching people's reactions to my posts... never knew I could make people angry with keystrokes.

The keyboard is mightier than the sword.

[Kengo]

What I don't get is why people keep responding to him. The server might not be classic, but goddamn the trolls on here and the players affected by said trolls really seem to like ol' 1999.

Swish has troll written all over him and every response he gets, he just rubs those nipples and dreams a precious wet dream while embracing his waifu at night.

So the answer is one of two. Either people are so bored, they'll resort to troll feeding or they honestly haven't learned over the course of several years.

Swish, congratulations on being a successful troll. I'd give you an award, but I don't have one.

[Poltergist]

Not trolling... Just defining what it means to be truly immersed

[Swish]

Swish, congratulations on being a successful troll. I'd give you an award, but I don't have one.

It's the thought that counts <3

[Troubled]

mad, has been for months