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purist
10-27-2010, 12:11 AM
Discuss.
Shannacore
10-27-2010, 12:13 AM
I saw you in mumble.

Couldn't come say hi?

/offended
purist
10-27-2010, 12:14 AM
I was wiping.
Japan
10-27-2010, 12:50 AM
i wanted to talk to you about the message and the money

but you just left
OngorDrakan
10-27-2010, 01:33 AM
"You didn't wipe enough, now I have to clean my mouth off. Ew, gross." - Newpoleon
slydexx
10-27-2010, 09:39 AM
screenshots or it didnt happen!
Asmodean
10-27-2010, 11:59 AM
All of my dumps are relaxing, I construct my days around them.
fuji
10-27-2010, 01:07 PM
Pics or it didnt happen.
korrowan
10-27-2010, 01:13 PM
How is this a rant and or flame?
Shannacore
10-27-2010, 01:14 PM
Because it's posted by Purist.
Aldous
10-27-2010, 01:17 PM
The amazing thing about his dump is he did it in the shower.
Japan
10-27-2010, 02:09 PM
shower pooping is super convenient, draino is cheaper than toilet paper
audacity
10-27-2010, 03:05 PM
Relaxed dump? Tell me your secret, it feels like my are coming out sideways and have blades in them. WWPD?
Shannacore
10-27-2010, 03:06 PM
ALL OF YOU ARE V. GROSS
Japan
10-27-2010, 03:07 PM
drink til you have late-stage alcoholic cirrhosis. you won't be able to digest fat anymore, and all your poop will stay greasy and come out easy.
Japan
10-27-2010, 03:08 PM
plus you get to drink
Blazed420
10-27-2010, 03:13 PM
Pro Tip: Have anal sex with alcoholics!
fuji
10-27-2010, 03:57 PM
ALL OF YOU ARE V. GROSS

Just so u know and talking from experience, girls have said that going in the morning feels very good after a long night of her man helping her relax her muscles from the inside.
purist
10-27-2010, 04:26 PM
what better way to start your day than a relaxing dump in the morning after a hot cup of coffee

mankind's favorite pastime