NOT TMO!

[Kushie]

Friendly reminder - Foreskin is NOT TMO.

Foreskin is NOT the reason the rotation exists. Foreskin does NOT have GM's on payroll. Foreskin does NOT have a full legal and public relations team. Foreskin is NOT the most universally hated guild on the server.


































That is all. You're dismissed.

[SamwiseRed]

who are you?

what is tmo?

drugs?

[Fael]

Samwise: red may have a high per capita assberg ratio, but the most extreme psycho paths reside on blue. It is a numbers game: Meet Kushie.

[SamwiseRed]

Samwise: red may have a high per capita assberg ratio, but the most extreme psycho paths reside on blue. It is a numbers game: Meet Kushie.

rofl

red needs more psycho paths imo

[JayN]

Friendly reminder - Foreskin is NOT TMO.

Foreskin is NOT the reason the rotation exists. Foreskin does NOT have GM's on payroll. Foreskin does NOT have a full legal and public relations team. Foreskin is NOT the most universally hated guild on the server.




you and your foreskin! think your so special





























That is all. You're dismissed.

[Cecily]

rofl

red needs more psycho paths imo

I dunno. OP is good example of the type of people I don't want on red. And conversely, the type of person I desperately want on red.

[LoliPops]

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/31859743147870094/339E7FD21E6879D2E7F3F52B455F6077D5ADEE0D/

[Lojik]

How did you find that pic of me? Btw you're missing a tally mark on that chart

[JayN]

CONSIDER RED FRIENDS
NOW WITH moar RTMTMOs
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/25/03/26F6D42D00000578-0-image-a-52_1427254871387.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/25/03/26F6D42D00000578-0-image-a-52_1427254871387.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/25/03/26F6D42D00000578-0-image-a-52_1427254871387.jpg

[Emsee]

You have to remember these are guys that are so afraid of TMO, and the competition that TMO brings. They will do anything and everything to remind you that TMO died, and any guild that has anything to do or will have anything to do with TMO will forever be in their wake. When they lose a mob, epic, xp mob, etc. these same folks will forever spew these facts, but, the real gem is when they win. How great those boastful tales will be against the mighty evil empire TMO. DIE TMO! A long painful death.

[contemptor]

Whats a TMO?

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

BBBZZZTTT - nobody buying this shit right? It's still tmo, still shitty people, still gonna get whupped by rampage, still gonna cheat and get caught more than any other guild. pathetic pr.

[Kushie]

I hate cats

[Kagey]

i slowly kept scrolling to see a funny gif. then i thought my internet was fugged, cause no way kushie would post without a irrelevant gif/picture.

[Swish]

Friendly reminder - Foreskin is NOT TMO.

Foreskin is NOT the reason the rotation exists. Foreskin does NOT have GM's on payroll. Foreskin does NOT have a full legal and public relations team. Foreskin is NOT the most universally hated guild on the server.

Payroll/RMT confirmed

[Cecily]

i slowly kept scrolling to see a funny gif. then i thought my internet was fugged, cause no way kushie would post without a irrelevant gif/picture.

Then a funny thing happened. It was as if the veil shifted for a moment and vanished all together. You suddenly the realize the ivory pedestal you had created for your guildmate was not ivory at all. Alas, it was a column of shit. A fitting throne for one such as he to reign upon as he rains shit posts on this board.

[Fael]

BBBZZZTTT - nobody buying this shit right? It's still tmo, still shitty people, still gonna get whupped by rampage, still gonna cheat and get caught more than any other guild. pathetic pr.

Seek help, pal. TMO has left that broken server for good. You have your epics now. And even some phara dar loots.

You really can let it go.

[Tiggles]

Just a reminder Foreskin are the members of FE/"New invite anyone with a pulse recruits" that ruined the guild in the first place

[Lune]

Just a reminder Foreskin are the members of FE/"New invite anyone with a pulse recruits" that ruined the guild in the first place

How'd Red? I know you guys couldn't hack it competing against Rampage, how you guys doing there against whoever they got?

[Tiggles]

How'd Red? I know you guys couldn't hack it competing against Rampage, how you guys doing there against whoever they got?

Doing real good, Just absorbed another guild today starting with some raids next week or so.

[Nads]

Doing real good, Just absorbed another guild today starting with some raids next week or so.

[central scrutinizer]

Doing real good, Just absorbed another guild today starting with some raids next week or so.

You will actually be competing for the first time. Contesting against players instead of rulesets is way, way more fun then just logging in zergs of pre-camped characters that were probably bought with plat, and exercising the mighty skill of phone answering.
You should start streaming it if you still do that stuff, seriously. It's way more entertaining to watch then blue. And it will be good pr for red, which will make you a lightning rod, to be protected and destroyed by various people, which will make it more entertaining and so on and so on. Blue politics is nothing compared to red. Everything's more interesting on red.

Obviously if you do give streaming a shot you should do it with a huge delay. You do not want to be streaming real time for sure.

Well maybe you personally do.

[Grimjaw]

Everything's more interesting on red.

You ever seen Everquest... on red? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

[shimonuh]

How'd Red? I know you guys couldn't hack it competing against Rampage, how you guys doing there against whoever they got?

TMO on red has a .5 k/d and don't have 60s yet afaik

[Fael]

TMO on red has a .5 k/d and don't have 60s yet afaik

We should calculate the kdr for all OG TMO that has come to red from blue. We've invited a lot of guys since coming there that are good people but just starting out on p99.

I have a hunch that that KDR is well over 1 k/d.

[Fael]

How'd Red? I know you guys couldn't hack it competing against Rampage, how you guys doing there against whoever they got?

You are an idiot. Enjoy the server that you all have created. I am sure you deserve it.

[Tiggles]

TMO on red has a .5 k/d and don't have 60s yet afaik

Yeah we don't have any lvl 60s yet still leveling up. Will be a while before we can compete versus Empire.

Also the second place guild has put a kill order out on us because they think we are Empire alts.

But we are leveling up gearing up and getting better.

[Samoht]

You should start streaming it if you still do that stuff, seriously. It's way more entertaining to watch then blue.

It might be entertaining to watch Sausagefingers stand at his bind waiting for a rez for the first 100 or so times, but after that, it's just going to get old.

[Swish]

TMO gonna do a Knights Who Say Ni I think. They'll lose interest and wander back to blue, the rest will probably app to Empire.

[Tiggles]

TMO gonna do a Knights Who Say Ni I think. They'll lose interest and wander back to blue, the rest will probably app to Empire.

You've been on red for two years and you still do not have a lvl 60 character or anyone with gear or a good pvp score.

Please do not comment on other players,Guilds or server politics.

Please continue adding text to gifs found on reddit though.

Thank you.

[portbitch69]

You've been on red for two years and you still do not have a lvl 60 character or anyone with gear or a good pvp score.

Please do not comment on other players,Guilds or server politics.

Please continue adding text to gifs found on reddit though.

Thank you.

it's been 16 years of this elf sim and you still brag like it means something

[central scrutinizer]

It might be entertaining to watch Sausagefingers stand at his bind waiting for a rez for the first 100 or so times, but after that, it's just going to get old.

I respectfully disagree.

And if '99 red was not pussified (compared to live red in hayday), the footage from the bindpoint could very well be the best footage.

Plus, it's action that viewers can participate in. Unlike blue where you either can't interfere because of rules, or because you need a massive network of other players, on red you can mess with a force just by hitting and running key people while they're already engaged with other forces. So it's interactive!

[Fael]

TMO on red has a .5 k/d and don't have 60s yet afaik

Actual blue transfers within TMO have a KDR of 1.2 (76 kills, 63 deaths).

[shimonuh]

Actual blue transfers within TMO have a KDR of 1.2 (76 kills, 63 deaths).

Like anyone actually knows this

Must be tough fighting people in rags sub 60

[Fael]

I can post a spreadsheet that I made because I was genuinely curious.

Of course, most people wont know the difference or if I left people that are really blue transfers off the list. Maybe I'm lieing or maybe I made some mistakes.

Doesn't really matter. You can take it with a grain of salt.

And I agree, that killing scrubs at low levels is a bullshit metric for player quality. But so is KDR when you are a scrub with 40mr going against twinked rogues with fungi and epics.

Nothing I have said should be taken as an insult to GG vets, who typically are very tough and tricky opponents. No doubt 55-60 pvp learning curve is steep.

[Samoht]

But so is KDR when you are a scrub with 40mr going against twinked rogues with fungi and epics.

MR is what matters against rogues with fungis? That's why you have such a low KDR. Lol.

[portbitch69]

MR is what matters against rogues with fungis? That's why you have such a low KDR. Lol.

prob gets feared easy and then back stabbed gg

[Cecily]

It doesn't do any good. My MR is over 140 and I still can't resist backstabs.

[portbitch69]

intimidation doesnt work in pvp?

[Cecily]

intimidation doesnt work in pvp?

Afaik, no fear effects work in PvP. Necros are so bad.

[Kushie]

Quick RNF reminder; <The Forsaken Order> is NOT TMO.

Detoxx is NOT a slimey rodent. TFO did NOT mass recruit alts from every guild for velious. 69 out of 74 Forsaken members participating in June Class R kills were NOT previously tagged The Mystical Order (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197530).

Be nice to <The Foreskin Order> and clear their slate, minus Lazie they are NOT all retards.

[Anichek]

Just a reminder Foreskin are the members of FE/"New invite anyone with a pulse recruits" that ruined the guild in the first place

Doing real good, Just absorbed another guild today starting with some raids next week or so.

[Ella`Ella]

Anichek,

Did you get the whole story or Chest's cliff notes version?

[Jfertal]

Anichek,

Did you get the whole story or Chest's cliff notes version?

arent you supposed to be in cali this weekend?

[Anichek]

Anichek,

Did you get the whole story or Chest's cliff notes version?

What story?

[Ella`Ella]

arent you supposed to be in cali this weekend?

Just bought an apartment unexpectedly, man. The GF went, I stayed home to take care of the loose ends around here.

[Jfertal]

cool tell her to hit me up since you are full of broken promises

[Ella`Ella]

cool tell her to hit me up since you are full of broken promises

Think of it this way - I made it so you and yo girl got a place to stay when you come to the NE

[Kushie]

Can I come chill too bae? Watch sum netflix

[Herp]

You TMO nerds have been on red for 3+ fucking months, your guild thread was created 06-01-2015,

"We don't have many 60s yet" on a server with huge ass exp bonus, 3 months later, is not a valid excuse. It doesnt even take 3 months to get 60 on blue. Whatever happened to your 300 applicants you boasted about?

Please, be all means, continue to get shit on. No post by your leader in over a month, he ghost yet?

[captnamazing]

man I remember when Cucumbers at level 54, no epic, iksar warrior, beat the ever living fuck out of Quickfingers when Tiggles asked to "hammer off" cucumbers and tried to gank him instead... would love to see that screenshot again

[Jfertal]

Think of it this way - I made it so you and yo girl got a place to stay when you come to the NE

only if fistn is there

[Colgate]

looks like about 3 days after velious launch, most of TMO's officers quit

idk if they went back to blue or wut

[AzzarTheGod]

looks like about 3 days after velious launch, most of TMO's officers quit

idk if they went back to blue or wut

Contesting the premier raid guild head-to-head on Velious launch was great for morale I heard.

TMO thriving after 99% Vindi and 18 hour corpse recovery. Goog way to build steam and get immersed into elfsim again, much fun with pals.

[LostCause]

CONSIDER RED FRIENDS
NOW WITH moar RTMTMOs
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/25/03/26F6D42D00000578-0-image-a-52_1427254871387.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/25/03/26F6D42D00000578-0-image-a-52_1427254871387.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/25/03/26F6D42D00000578-0-image-a-52_1427254871387.jpg

http://media.giphy.com/media/5fBH6zbP78XziYR6XHa/giphy.gif

[Kushie]

You TMO nerds have been on red for 3+ fucking months, your guild thread was created 06-01-2015,

"We don't have many 60s yet" on a server with huge ass exp bonus, 3 months later, is not a valid excuse. It doesnt even take 3 months to get 60 on blue. Whatever happened to your 300 applicants you boasted about?

Please, be all means, continue to get shit on. No post by your leader in over a month, he ghost yet?

Red sounds so wonderful

[Bazia]

reds like blue put the pop is too low so instead of 2-3 zergs battling it out theres just 1 zerg and 4 other guys camping ragefire/lodizal

[Drakaris]

reds like blue put the pop is too low so instead of 2-3 zergs battling it out theres just 1 zerg and 4 other guys camping ragefire/lodizal

LOL Pmuch this.

WTB teams server - when 50% of the Velious and Kunark content is left up because guilds don't have the numbers or get griefed out of doing it, you know it's only going to go downhill.

Teams FTW. If one guild recruits everyone then hard-coded teams is the solution.

[titanshub]

Ohhhh I get it. Red isn't allowed to spam on blue boards any longer so they make anti-red posts to flood the comments with recruitment garbage. Got it. /tinfoilhat off

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

If your server requires a gargantuan exp rate nerf in order to attract players, I just wonder how attractive the concept really is.

Sounds more like a mmoba than eq. But maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld, you and your joyboy buddies.

[dosxx]

Quick RNF reminder; <The Forsaken Order> is NOT TMO.

Detoxx is NOT a slimey rodent. TFO did NOT mass recruit alts from every guild for velious. 69 out of 74 Forsaken members participating in June Class R kills were NOT previously tagged The Mystical Order (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197530).

Be nice to <The Foreskin Order> and clear their slate, minus Lazie they are NOT all retards.



TMO blood runs so deep in guilds that actually do something (blue or red) that all those guilds should be labeled <The "_____" Order>.

[Raije1000]

this thread died a week ago, thanks a lot.

[Kushie]

Thanks Obama

[Aviann]

Fuckin Obama man...

[AzzarTheGod]

Fuckin Obama man...

Leave him alone!

[Pariad]

I miss Harrison.

[LostCause]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-y2L4ijJDn4c/Uu71SOVng6I/AAAAAAAALOM/VxnGG1UpSuQ/s1600/slice+whole+cu.gif

[Big_Japan]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-y2L4ijJDn4c/Uu71SOVng6I/AAAAAAAALOM/VxnGG1UpSuQ/s1600/slice+whole+cu.gif

food porn doesn't normally work on me, but god damn

[Swish]

red meat is bad for you

[Thana8088]

red .. is bad for you

Swish!! What happened, friend??

[Swish]

red server very good for you
red meat not so good
blue meat..... ?

[Thana8088]

Blue meat comes from muppets.

[dafier]

Holy crap I want some meat now. Does that make me gay?

[Kekephee]

Have you guys noticed that I've never heard of any of the people who are in Forsaken? What's the deal with that, like 100 people I've never seen before suddenly appear with full VP and epics and clean up in Velious. TMO must have gotten GMs to namechange all their toons to pull off the ILLUSION of no longer being on the server