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Magnar
04-28-2015, 05:23 PM
Quicksilver dies at the end of the movie saving Hawkeye and a little boy. Banner and Black Widow hook up. When all hope is seemed to be lost during the big fight, Nick Fury shows up out of nowhere with reinforcements and War Machine. Jarvis gets turned into a flying robot thing with a cape and can wield Mjolnir.

Suck the spoilers for being one of the shittiest online communities there is.

https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11011566_10153551060530967_3087660462789560422_n.j pg?oh=c9b4c1a20270acbce88a59cfa9d42c9a&oe=55D6CA43

Aviann
04-28-2015, 05:27 PM
Oh ok

Swish
04-28-2015, 05:29 PM
You have fat hands.

Magnar
04-28-2015, 05:30 PM
You have fat hands.

Good thing that's a friend holding the tickets and not me.

Visual
04-28-2015, 05:35 PM
Good thing I don't watch nerd movies

Champion_Standing
04-28-2015, 05:38 PM
Sounds exactly like all the generic crap I would expect to happen in a Marvel movie.

Can we really call those spoilers?

Swish
04-28-2015, 05:39 PM
I hope your "friend" didn't order a large soda and popcorn while he was in there - he's heading for an early grave.

Maybe swap the movie theater for the gym.

Spoiler: You can lose weight in there.

Aviann
04-28-2015, 05:44 PM
Good thing I don't watch nerd movies

Good thing you post on a nerd forum. lol

Archalen
04-28-2015, 05:48 PM
Jokes on you, I already forgot what you typed in the OP. Something about Quickfingers dying at the end?

katrik
04-28-2015, 06:31 PM
Quicksilver dies at the end of the movie saving Hawkeye and a little boy. Banner and Black Widow hook up. When all hope is seemed to be lost during the big fight, Nick Fury shows up out of nowhere with reinforcements and War Machine. Jarvis gets turned into a flying robot thing with a cape and can wield Mjolnir.

Suck the spoilers for being one of the shittiest online communities there is.

https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11011566_10153551060530967_3087660462789560422_n.j pg?oh=c9b4c1a20270acbce88a59cfa9d42c9a&oe=55D6CA43

I don't know what any of this stuff is.

Magnar
04-28-2015, 07:41 PM
I don't know what any of this stuff is.

The 2 people in the photo are what we call 'females'. The passes are for a special IMAX viewing of Age of Ultron. The rest is me being a dick to you shitwads for having a shitty raid scene and refusing to cooperate and grow the fuck up.

Clark
04-28-2015, 08:08 PM
Plz delete this thread.

FU OP you scumbag.

Magnar
04-28-2015, 08:22 PM
Ultron is formed from Loki's scepter, because the gem holds a Jarvis-like sentience within it, but stronger. It's one of the 6 relics Thor is looking for.

The mid-credits scene shows Thanos and the Infinite gauntlet.

Grobb 1999
04-28-2015, 08:45 PM
The 2 people in the photo are what we call 'females'. The passes are for a special IMAX viewing of Age of Ultron. The rest is me being a dick to you shitwads for having a shitty raid scene and refusing to cooperate and grow the fuck up.

And if that's a hand of what you think is a "woman" I've got some bad news for you

Rararboker
04-28-2015, 10:29 PM
Movie sucked anyway. Totally predictable in all regards and suffered from Iron Man 3 syndrome. I.e, inconsequential actions and glossing over large flaws.

The 'spoilers' is basically just a sum of the movie. Trust me, that is all you need to move on.

Plus, lol, you got fat hands.

katrik
04-28-2015, 10:48 PM
The 2 people in the photo are what we call 'females'. The passes are for a special IMAX viewing of Age of Ultron. The rest is me being a dick to you shitwads for having a shitty raid scene and refusing to cooperate and grow the fuck up.

Oh no, I know what a female is..! I just don't know any of the plot names or stuff you said was. I dunno anything about super hero stuff.

suppresso
04-28-2015, 11:46 PM
watched the movie already via torrent. not worth the price of admission to a theater.

jarshale
04-28-2015, 11:59 PM
People still care about this capes and tights shit?

Jfertall
04-29-2015, 12:21 AM
You have fat hands.

http://i.imgur.com/A9tE7Gi.jpg

sulpher01
04-29-2015, 12:26 AM
Thread doesnt really make any sense.. if the person reading really cared about spoilers they wouldnt have read very far. Are you dumb?

Only really looking forward to apocalypse... avengers suck.

Lictor
04-29-2015, 09:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/A9tE7Gi.jpg

avoiding the first page, but judging by that pic I assume Piggles got early screening passes to the movie?

Sidelle
04-29-2015, 09:46 AM
Is it weird that I want to have hot naughty sex with Loki?

As long as he isn't wearing that stupid helmet...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c9/80/5b/c9805b937e6af8cef117bbd740a8ecda.jpg

BurgyK
04-29-2015, 02:07 PM
Amc plainville ct? I will identify those chunky hands if its the last thing i do...