GM Ass-kissers

[Intricus]

Ey, I'm sure I aint the only person getting pretty sick of seein the same ASS-KISSING POSTS over and over again in these threads, you know what i'm talkin about, all those pointless, cute little ass-licking comments you can usually see in one of the patch notes threads on a regular basis....."Keep up the good work guys!!", "You guys are fuckin GODS!", "I love you (insert GM name here")

...what a waste of space. Im pretty sure the staff of this project are well aware of the good job they have done, and the work they have put into it, and I don't really think they need any players on here, well, certainly not as many that do, heheh, making posts to try and score some browning points.
If you like the game that much, and appreciate the work the staff do, the play the damn game, and enjoy it. And of course, don't forget to get off your lazy ass and tap the donation button. But there is no need to get on your knees, pucker up, and kiss the ass of the staff with your witty ass-licking comments. They are a waste of time. I know if I were part of the staff, I would just shake my head, and say, "Ah, another ass-kissing fan". "Great". Just what I need.

All any of you who do this are trying to accomplish outta this is exactly what I said...BROWNING POINTS...that you can spend for name changes whenever you want one....browning points....so that when you send in a /petition, a GM will assist you immediately, and you are a priority customer...browning points...so that when you get reported for training, or KSing, you get away with a slap on the wrist, beacuse of all of those witty ass lickin compliments you gave the GM staff here on the Project 1999 forums...

Either that, or ya are just so drunk outta your mind, you just have to make it known you are an ass-kisser. Get a life, will ya?

[YendorLootmonkey]

That was too long for me to read, but I would just like to point out just how awesome the devs are for everything they do and whatnot!

[Intricus]

Eyyy HEHEHEHEH, what a real funny guy you are, huh

[Rhalous]

This post is awesome if you read it in the voice of carl from aqua teen hunger force.

[Reynard_CT]

[QUOTE=Intricus;156017]"Keep up the good work guys!!", "You guys are fuckin GODS!", "I love you (insert GM name here")QUOTE]

I agree with Intricus, GM's rock!

[YendorLootmonkey]

HOORAY FOR THE GMS!!!

[Intricus]

Ey Yendor-ass-monkey, you a ranger, right? Why don't you do us all a favor, and gate, will ya?

[YendorLootmonkey]

Good idea, my friend! I shall use my newly-curried favor with the GMs to ask for a gate ability!

PS: Oops, forgot this was Rants/Flames. Here you go... it's "brownie" points, you dumb motherfucker.

[M.Bison]

...BROWNING POINTS...

Its brownie points....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_points

[RKromwell]

/hug Abandoned Orc Shovel

Sorry, what did you say?

[SlankyLanky]

This post is awesome if you read it in the voice of carl from aqua teen hunger force.

i was thinking the same thing.

[RKromwell]

Ey Yendor-ass-monkey, you a ranger, right? Why don't you do us all a favor, and gate, will ya?


WTB Tolans BP

[Hodge]

Your wall of text....
http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/6774/cache/StupidRemark_display.jpg

[Intricus]

Brownie points, browning points...yea yea whatever, I think you get the picture...And if you don't then your an idiot.

Anway, the game is free, meaning you don't PAY to PLAY. That is the reason, and THE ONLY reason so many of you like to suck up to the staff of this project...not beacuse you actually are thankful, or appreciate their 'hard work', but you are so inebriated on your cocktails with the umbrella sticking outta the glass, and your beer, and your cheap vodka that you buy on the bottom shelf of the liquor store that comes in a plastic bottle, that you just have to make your false sense of thankfullness known. You'll make your ass-kissing posts, hoping the GM staff here will take notice of it, then you'll wake up the next morning, and regret it. Damn freeloaders. Probably most of you are canadians, who are here in the US illegally, i'm willing to bet.

[SlankyLanky]

Brownie points, browning points...yea yea whatever, I think you get the picture...And if you don't then your an idiot.

Anway, the game is free, meaning you don't PAY to PLAY. That is the reason, and THE ONLY reason so many of you like to suck up to the staff of this project...not beacuse you actually are thankful, or appreciate their 'hard work', but you are so inebriated on your cocktails with the umbrella sticking outta the glass, and your beer, and your cheap vodka that you buy on the bottom shelf of the liquor store that comes in a plastic bottle, that you just have to make your false sense of thankfullness known. You'll make your ass-kissing posts, hoping the GM staff here will take notice of it, then you'll wake up the next morning, and regret it. Damn freeloaders. Probably most of you are canadians, who are here in the US illegally, i'm willing to bet.

do you want a hug? i think you need a big old bear hug,

[Intricus]

do you want a hug? i think you need a big old bear hug,

Naah, I think I just need to 'take your temperature', and I think you need my foot up your ass.

[SlankyLanky]

Naah, I think I just need to 'take your temperature', and I think you need my foot up your ass.

my temperature is usualy around the standard 96.8 degrees, and a foot up my ass? are you implying that i have a big anus or that you have a tiny foot? are you matt roloff? holy shit ive always wanted to meet you, did you realy get a dui or was that just a big misunderstanding against little people? your a swell guy i like you.

[Hodge]

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss196/StyroCue/wineland-trolls.jpg

[audacity]

This post is awesome if you read it in the voice of carl from aqua teen hunger force.

ROFL! Exactly what I was thinking/reading it as....Very good Carl post!

[Zithax]

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING STUPID

[Nedala]

http://super-genius.org/images/worst_thread_ever.jpg

[kinztz]

Glad we cleared all this up, hopefully you stick around and keep giving us quality posts like this. Much better use of the space given to us on these forums.

douche

Thanks OP, you sir are gentleman and a scholar.

[Tseng]

I HEART GMS

[kinztz]

Think outside the bun ya'll

[Stanlei]

sounds like someone needs a bowflexing

[Zyvixious]

all you bitch are some brown nosing losers the GMs dont give a shit about you and you still kiss ass like some sorry bitch on her knees beggin not to be shot. seriously, get a life and some friends, but in all reality the only GMs that are douche bags are rogean and oofgard o and that tard with the brooms, didnt he get fired?everyone else is OK not like theyre cool just mediocre

[girth]

We're idiots because you think it's browning points?

Holy shit you are retarded.

[girth]

get a life and some friends

no u

[Noser]

..heheh, making posts to try and score some browning points.


mang.. that quote would make a decent sig imo

[YendorLootmonkey]

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/weapons-recent/pistol-browning.jpg

BROWNING POINTS, BITCHES!

[Intricus]

We're idiots because you think it's browning points?

Holy shit you are retarded.

Yea....your pretty stupid. And I'm better than you.

[Intricus]

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/weapons-recent/pistol-browning.jpg

BROWNING POINTS, BITCHES!

Ey, I think that would look better point blank up against your head. And yes, I would be more than willing to pull the trigger for ya.

[Blancah]

And if you don't then your an idiot.

This is by far the best argument in this thread. You're*

[Noser]

widdly widdlyyy waaahhh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CoIgQ4ZeKc

[hateshadow]

Dude you're an idiot, we "kiss the GMs' asses", like you say, because they provide us with a game for which I would be ready to pay for FREE. They are all awesome and we wish to thank them.

It is quite obvious you're only doing to get a reaction tho and you got one.

Happy with yourself?

[YendorLootmonkey]

Ey, I think that would look better point blank up against your head. And yes, I would be more than willing to pull the trigger for ya.

Eyyyy.... ohhhh... eyyy.. whaddaya the next Andrew Dice Clay here?

[RKromwell]

Ey, I think that would look better point blank up against your head. And yes, I would be more than willing to pull the trigger for ya.

Wow, you are a bundle of sunshine and kittens.

[Intricus]

This is by far the best argument in this thread. You're*

Looks like someone called the internet grammar police, Eh?

[Dantes]

Can I redeem my browning points for a BAR?

http://www.patriotfiles.com/forum/imgcache/1560.png

[Dork]

Good idea, my friend! I shall use my newly-curried favor with the GMs to ask for a gate ability!

PS: Oops, forgot this was Rants/Flames. Here you go... it's "brownie" points, you dumb motherfucker.

<3 nnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Malrubius]

Im pretty sure the staff of this project are well aware of the good job they have done, and the work they have put into it

Ass kisser.

[Intricus]

Ass kisser.

Who, you?

[ShadowWulf]

I kiss ass.
Well, Orchid's ass to be specific.
Nom Nom Nom

[jerkstore]

i never want this thread to end

[kinztz]

Am I the only one that reads all of his posts in the voice of the fonz? Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[YendorLootmonkey]

<3 nnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Come back!! :(

[Serith]

Looks like someone called the internet grammar police, Eh?

eh?*

[AexDestroy]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/AexDestroy/barbs1.gif

[korrowan]

Naah, I think I just need to 'take your temperature', and I think you need my foot up your ass.

U MAD BRO.

[Villide]

Who, you?

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z90/rcqtball/Hauk.jpg

[Hodge]

Looks like someone called the internet grammar police, Eh?

http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/6774/cache/SpellChecker_display.jpg

[Japan]

nice watermarked images, fuckwits.

[ryuut1]

this.