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Zade
04-06-2015, 02:45 PM
http://thechive.com/2015/04/03/guy-finds-a-little-surprise-his-door-handle-video/

Australia - more spiders then people. How can people live there? I can't imagine it. What are cities like? I picture Boston with fucking black mambas and tarrantulas crawling down the side streets and Spiderman-webs hanging from all the buildings.


http://cdn.meme.am/instances/56662507.jpg

Heisenberg
04-06-2015, 03:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsNsF2fUe0k

skip to around 0:20

you're welcome ;)

Madbad
04-06-2015, 04:02 PM
My Ex wanted to go on vacation to Australia because Australia is a "safe country"

I was like

http://i.imgur.com/1AI2vbm.gif

katrik
04-06-2015, 04:08 PM
http://thechive.com/2015/04/03/guy-finds-a-little-surprise-his-door-handle-video/

Australia - more spiders then people. How can people live there? I can't imagine it. What are cities like? I picture Boston with fucking black mambas and tarrantulas crawling down the side streets and Spiderman-webs hanging from all the buildings.


http://cdn.meme.am/instances/56662507.jpg

Love the sig!

Aussie
04-06-2015, 05:43 PM
We only have about 10% habital land. That's a lot of extra land for creepie crawlies

Salahdin
04-06-2015, 05:49 PM
Straya!!!

radditsu
04-06-2015, 08:25 PM
We only have about 10% habital land. That's a lot of extra land for creepie crawlies

Yall nigs need irrigation and crop rotation.

Clark
04-06-2015, 09:14 PM
How is it even possible to get accurate spider populations...

Seems made up! :D

maerilith
04-06-2015, 09:44 PM
How is it even possible to get accurate spider populations...

Seems made up! :D

Count # of spiders in square multiply that area by remaining uncounted squares. Add in variables and counts for samples in different areas and you will get a very accurate prediction.

FoxxHound
04-07-2015, 04:08 AM
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/Spider-in-mouth-GIF.gif

Zade
04-07-2015, 07:29 AM
Last night I nearly stepped on a 2m long eastern brown in the darkness, then the fucker chased me a few strides as I ran.

Normal day at work on onshore drilling rigs in qld...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/02/09/09/020909d56f4dbc9d107757ce3253e49a.jpg

maerilith
04-07-2015, 08:58 AM
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/Spider-in-mouth-GIF.gif

Spider count, LOTS.

Omg....... how the hell? Did it not bite her?

MrSparkle001
04-07-2015, 10:23 AM
This whole thread

http://i.imgur.com/nCDnUFz.jpg

ctre
04-09-2015, 11:16 PM
Australia

Lots to kill you there..
Even a Kangaroo will gut you if you get to close.