Ask Lron Vol. 1

[LronTheServerLegend]

Any and all questions are welcome and I will answer them honestly. I seem to be the most famous person on the forums even though i have never played the game.

I am wondering how I became such an iconic figure on P99 forums.

[Kushie]

Any and all questions?

How did you become such an iconic figure on the p99 forums?

[Tongpow]

http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news/NEqyWj0clSKUur_1_4.jpg

[LronTheServerLegend]

Any and all questions?

How did you become such an iconic figure on the p99 forums?

I have social status and people respect me because of my reputation on other servers. People seem intuitively understand that i am not a troll, but a man of wisdom and honor.

[LronTheServerLegend]

I was expecting questions about the women i have dated on P99 to be first, but all questions are welcome.

[Susvain2]

lron how long have you been the best poster on p99?

[indiscriminate_hater]

lron confirmed on the depressive phase of the two-stage manic-depressive cat we all know and love... be gentle RnF

[Faron]

Is this what's going to happen when P99 dies - the fully immersed will flock to other forums and spend years there trying super hard.

[Freakish]

How many Lron jrs should we expect now that you've impregnated all our females?

[BurgyK]

Why did you stop posting as harnold?

[maerilith]

Is your penis small?

[Cecily]

What's your favorite Acid Bath song?

[phacemeltar]

are you really a sodomite or do you just act like one on the web?

[LronTheServerLegend]

Is your penis small?

yes

[LronTheServerLegend]

What's your favorite Acid Bath song?

The bones of baby dolls

[LronTheServerLegend]

are you really a sodomite or do you just act like one on the web?

I dont understand your question

[Champion_Standing]

Why did you stop playing the beardless wizard?

[burdenday]

Not a question, but a demand. Come play on P2002.

[BattleToad]

Should I move to Delaware?

[LronTheServerLegend]

Should I move to Delaware?

Nah move to NH. Free State Project.

[Oleris]

why did you stop posting as harnold?

[captnamazing]

did you read my roleplaying stories in server chat

[indiscriminate_hater]

why is the compass gone?

[katrik]

What's your favorite Acid Bath song?

Good stuff..!

[BattleToad]

What's your favorite band

[radditsu]

Lron. Do you prefer Bea Arthurs titties or Betty Whites titties?

[portbitch69]

why dont you look me in the eyes when we make love?

[Rararboker]

What time of the day was Jesus born?

[Errakus]

What is your stance on Doljonijiarnimorinar and Bregan D'Aerth?

[Aviann]

What's your favorite Acid Bath song?

I love you

[Swish]

why did you stop posting as Harnold?

[Aviann]

Let's turn this into a drug induced Acid Bath on repeat orgy of blood. The God machine is hungry

[Cecily]

I'm ok with that.

[radditsu]

Lron went away.

[LronTheServerLegend]

Lron went away.

Im here, what do you want?

[Swish]

A.K.A the "Lron leaves everyone hanging" thread, don't make me rate 1 star Lron... I'll do it man, don't think I won't...

[LronTheServerLegend]

Swish go back to that sig with the obese cheetah chasing the obese gazelle.

[LronTheServerLegend]

Lron. Do you prefer Bea Arthurs titties or Betty Whites titties?

Im an ass man.

[LronTheServerLegend]

What's your favorite band

Vixen

[LronTheServerLegend]

What is your stance on Doljonijiarnimorinar and Bregan D'Aerth?

Everything going FFA when velious releases solves any problems in the class system.

[LronTheServerLegend]

did you read my roleplaying stories in server chat

I have never played on P99

[katrik]

Lron, are you still into beastiality..?

[Swish]

Swish go back to that sig with the obese cheetah chasing the obese gazelle.

http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-fat-cheetah-chasing-gazelle.gif

It's had it's time, here you go tho... just 1 more look.

[LronTheServerLegend]

Lron, are you still into beastiality..?

Never been into bestiality. Are you still transgendered?

[GnashingOfTeeth]

I have never played on P99

Bullshit.
Cmon homey, get in the game or GTFO for ever.

[LronTheServerLegend]

Bullshit.
Cmon homey, get in the game or GTFO for ever.

Im going to soon, Eunomia is going to help me.

[harnold]

Why did an overwhelming amount of fat naysayers think I was you for half a year causing me to go into a deep depression and put me in and out of the psych hospital?

[LronTheServerLegend]

Why did an overwhelming amount of fat naysayers think I was you for half a year causing me to go into a deep depression and put me in and out of the psych hospital?

I have no idea, people are calling me harnold in sirken's stream right now as well.

[katrik]

Never been into bestiality. Are you still transgendered?

Where's that awesome dating profile? And yes. <3

[LronTheServerLegend]

Where's that awesome dating profile? And yes. <3

Oh yeah i forgot about that lol

[LronTheServerLegend]

katrik tell me a story or something. You dating anyone or still holding out for me?

[indiscriminate_hater]

THREAD HEATING UP. LRON OFF HIS MEDS

[katrik]

katrik tell me a story or something. You dating anyone or still holding out for me?

Naw I got a girlfriend at the moment.

[Kileras]

I played the last year of EQmac, are you the same Lron everyone hates over there? What is the backstory behind that? I never really understood the whole thing and honestly the only bad guy that seemed to exist there was you (despite never even playing). I found it really interesting to be honest. I considered contacting you and trying to make a mini documentary because it was rather absurd and amazing that 100's of nerds online still mentioned you and hated you despite you never being around. Everyone hated temerity but thats just because of jealousy... but despite being new and not knowing the history of the story everyone seemed to make sure i was aware that Lron is a fucking tool.

real talk, whats the deal?

[GnashingOfTeeth]

1. Self proclaimed savior of all eq servers.
2. Loves the ladies, and talks about ladies, and uses the term ladies, trannys too.
3. Loves to say Alpha male.
4. Does in fact play on Red, doesnt use name Lron.
5. Loves BBQ ribs.
6. Has dating issues/needs.
7. Was hated on EQMac as he had a tendency to train people in the name of saving the server.
8. Forum alts - Harnold and Sirious Muddbutt or something like that.

[Kileras]

1. Self proclaimed savior of all eq servers.
2. Loves the ladies, and talks about ladies, and uses the term ladies, trannys too.
3. Loves to say Alpha male.
4. Does in fact play on Red, doesnt use name Lron.
5. Loves BBQ ribs.
6. Has dating issues/needs.
7. Was hated on EQMac as he had a tendency to train people in the name of saving the server.
8. Forum alts - Harnold and Sirious Muddbutt or something like that.

bummer. i heard the rumors that he was a male chauvinist / generally disrespectful towards women, but I never interacted with him. I heard horror stories of his constant training, but never saw it with my own eyes. Shame, there really is a hidden gem of a story in there if he actually was a decent dude.

[LronTheServerLegend]

I played the last year of EQmac, are you the same Lron everyone hates over there? What is the backstory behind that? I never really understood the whole thing and honestly the only bad guy that seemed to exist there was you (despite never even playing). I found it really interesting to be honest. I considered contacting you and trying to make a mini documentary because it was rather absurd and amazing that 100's of nerds online still mentioned you and hated you despite you never being around. Everyone hated temerity but thats just because of jealousy... but despite being new and not knowing the history of the story everyone seemed to make sure i was aware that Lron is a fucking tool.

real talk, whats the deal?


I am still friends with dozens of people from EQmac, so assuming that everyone hated me is to believe the vocal minority that gossiped about me after i left the server...mainly hackers and exploiters, who i drove off the server with my trains.

I single handedly drove 3 different guilds filled with hackers off the server and disabled their ability to raid. There was no GM presence so I had to police my server in order to preserve its purity. Most people dont go to that extent to police their own server, but i did, this makes me a polarizing figure throughout EQ and my reputation has blown up into some kind of legend...most of the stories, are fabrications of the real story.

[Oleris]

why did you d-dos sirken while he was streaming last night?

[LronTheServerLegend]

1. Self proclaimed savior of all eq servers.
2. Loves the ladies, and talks about ladies, and uses the term ladies, trannys too.
3. Loves to say Alpha male.
4. Does in fact play on Red, doesnt use name Lron.
5. Loves BBQ ribs.
6. Has dating issues/needs.
7. Was hated on EQMac as he had a tendency to train people in the name of saving the server.
8. Forum alts - Harnold and Sirious Muddbutt or something like that.


1. Im no savior, just a man that became the hero of his own story which intimidates some people.
2. I am not gay, so i guess im into ladies about as much as any other guy...I just dont tippy toe around people of the opposite sex because i think that is condescending, i treat everyone equally.
3. People assume im the Alpha Male of P99, I dont claim this.
4. Never have i played on red
5. I do love BBQ
6. What issues are you referring to?
7. I was hated by those who's guild i destroyed because of their hacking and exploiting.
8. I have no forum alts

[LronTheServerLegend]

why did you d-dos sirken while he was streaming last night?

Sirken was comcast bombed, not ddosed. Dont be a brony oleris.

[loramin]

Any and all questions are welcome and I will answer them honestly.

8. I have no forum alts

[indiscriminate_hater]

^ to be technical, he wasn't answering a question there

[loramin]

Touché.

[LronTheServerLegend]

You guys have shit questions today.

[indiscriminate_hater]

You guys have shit questions today.

what would it take for you to roll on blue?

if you rolled blue, would you ever have a drunken, racist rant in EC during prime time?

will you ever save RnF from its own demise?

[LronTheServerLegend]

what would it take for you to roll on blue?

if you rolled blue, would you ever have a drunken, racist rant in EC during prime time?

will you ever save RnF from its own demise?


I will be in blue eventually.

I would have many drunken rants, racism will get me banned and i plan on following all the rules.

I always save RnF.

Thank you for the well thought out questions sir.

[BurgyK]

can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

[Estolcles]

I go party for a weekend, come back, and lron is back.

God damnit. This is why I gotta stop partying.

[JayN]

DEAR LEADER
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/25/03/26F6D42D00000578-0-image-a-52_1427254871387.jpg
Make way for a true server legend

[LronTheServerLegend]

DEAR LEADER
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/25/03/26F6D42D00000578-0-image-a-52_1427254871387.jpg
Make way for a true server legend

Lol is this you parodying the mace incident jayn? Or the real macer

[GnashingOfTeeth]

Real crazy aint funny yo.

[Oleris]

Lol is this you parodying the mace incident jayn? Or the real macer

real macer

[visage]

Lron are you black?

[Tudo]

Come to p99 Lron....i need a crazy SK tank to group with.

Tudo (the Slow)

[LronTheServerLegend]

Wow a tudo sighting. Hey sexy.

[LronTheServerLegend]

Lron are you black?

I wish.

[Pkewanay]

Why do you suck at training so much? Back on AK i remember you struggling to train me in Kurns.

[Rararboker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlONgZS7mhM

Can you explain this to me, Lron, saviour of the people?

[LronTheServerLegend]

Why do you suck at training so much? Back on AK i remember you struggling to train me in Kurns.

Kurns pathing was all messed up on AK...was impossible to train there in certain places...like the downstairs lobby.

[LronTheServerLegend]

I also did not ever train randoms....so you must have been a hacker. Way to call yourself out Pkew.

[erog84]

Why do you suck at training so much? Back on AK i remember you struggling to train me in Kurns.

Having played on eqmac and been around Lron's trains many times, I think the reason he was so bad at it was he would usually try to get a big enough train for INSTANT death. And sometimes he would get stunned or die too quickly to get FD off. For example, instead of training 5 mobs onto a group in valor, he would try to train 30.

Personally I loved Lrons trains, when I first moved over and in guildchat you see someone go " OH NO LRON IS IN ZONE!!! ".... was pretty funny. His trolling sometimes was spot on and other times pretty terrible, but overall was a fun addition to the server.