The Fastest Nexona Kill - Debunked

[Rogean]

In the BLUE Corner, we have The Mystical Order:

Engaged: Sun Apr 20, 2014; 01:24:01
Death: Sun Apr 20, 2014; 01:24:20

This is a 19 second Nexona kill.

In the RED Corner, we have Holocaust:

Engaged: Mon Jul 28, 2014; 20:59:57
Death: Mon Jul 28, 2014; 21:00:35

This is a 38 second Nexona kill.

[Nocsucow]

LMAO ---- nirgon such a liar and a loser ... pras rogean for calling out nirgon on the bs

[LostCause]

38 sec confirmed.

[Detoxx]

hahah this is amazing

[Tongpow]

pras pras pras pras pras pras

[Cappa]

Rogean for your viewing pleasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVb7uJxCsBg

[Rogean]

Rogean for your viewing pleasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVb7uJxCsBg

1/28/15... Let's see here...

Engaged: Tue Jan 27, 2015; 22:09:05
Death: Tue Jan 27, 2015; 22:10:34

89 Seconds...

[Cappa]

Oic. you are counting the pull...

[Detoxx]

Post logs of how many u had at that one. We had 56 on 4/20

[Detoxx]

Rogean did you remove my thread from red rnf?!

[Cappa]

we usually have 45ish. dont know if we have ever had more than 50 in vp, although im sure we will. numbers don't often go down. Will ask if anyone has a log

[harnold]

Rogean doing a great job promoting red, almost as good as sirken

[Tameth]

Rogean for your viewing pleasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVb7uJxCsBg

16 seconds confirmed. TMO confirmed mad as FUCK!

Holo crootin' "More efficient than TMO... with less!"

[Detoxx]

1/28/15... Let's see here...



89 Seconds...



16 seconds confirmed. TMO confirmed mad as FUCK!

Holo crootin' "More efficient than TMO... with less!"


What?

[Cappa]

well, that vid was made and posted long before sirkenstreamgate happened..

[RIP The Jacka]

rogean clueless

[magician]

lol my live guild killed nexona in under 3.2452 seconds i timed it on my atomic clock get the fuck on my laval kid

[heartbrand]

/GU Nexona in 16s, 28k @1739dps --- Versace 2k @221dps (8.74%) --- Chuckslaw 2k @199dps (8.57%) --- Vladimir 2k @167dps (6.59%) --- Gongshow 2k @136dps (6.38%) --- Dongshow 2k @156dps (6.15%) --- Pierre 2k @135dps (5.82%) --- Dagon 2k @101dps (5.78%) --- Colgate 1k @106dps (5.32%) --- Xantille 1k @130dps (5.15%) --- Nakor 1k @109dps (5.1%)

[Rogean]

rogean clueless

Mad because wrong

[Lasher]

Rogean Need to adds TMO's time spent in VP before Nexona spawned too? that should racked up days

How much time each guild spends in VP per mob kill?

[RIP The Jacka]

/GU Nexona in 16s, 28k @1739dps --- Versace 2k @221dps (8.74%) --- Chuckslaw 2k @199dps (8.57%) --- Vladimir 2k @167dps (6.59%) --- Gongshow 2k @136dps (6.38%) --- Dongshow 2k @156dps (6.15%) --- Pierre 2k @135dps (5.82%) --- Dagon 2k @101dps (5.78%) --- Colgate 1k @106dps (5.32%) --- Xantille 1k @130dps (5.15%) --- Nakor 1k @109dps (5.1%)


Mad because wrong

Rogean clueless as always

counts pull lol

[Rogean]

Only counting the time mob spent in range of logger.

Clueless ^

[RIP The Jacka]

on blue theres 5 guilds standing on nexona spawn point

clueless ^

[Rogean]

on blue theres 5 guilds standing on nexona spawn point

clueless ^

Losing the debate guys, let's change the topic, quick!

[Nocsucow]

ban this idiot rogean :P

[RIP The Jacka]

I'm Losing the debate guys, let's change the topic, quick!

[Rogean]

ban this idiot rogean :P

I don't ban people for pointless shit like that.

[Rogean]

He's doing a good enough job making himself look like an idiot anyways.

[RIP The Jacka]

double post

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2828327/peter-griffin-o.gif

[Red_Psyphon]

Rogean wins again! the streak is intact!

[philjackson]

Rogean Need to adds TMO's time spent in VP before Nexona spawned too? that should racked up days

How much time each guild spends in VP per mob kill?

What happened to you dawg?

You have become one with the sickness, you're so deep in the matrix no one can pull you out.

Send your coach a privatge message if you want help I can pull the plug from ur brain and end this life for you because damn you are sick.

[magician]

just aTE 6 double downs my left arm hurts

[Rogean]

just aTE 6 double downs my left arm hurts

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7zgpN7y60Gg/hqdefault.jpg

[philjackson]

I don't ban people for pointless shit like that.

How worried are you that the new investors/owners of SOE are going to put the kabash on P1999 and all of your outside income?

I emailed all of them dawg to let them know what you're up to.

dealwithit.jpg.gif.gifv.html5

[Rogean]

How worried are you that the new investors/owners of SOE are going to put the kabash on P1999 and all of your outside income?

I emailed all of them dawg to let them know what you're up to.

dealwithit.jpg.gif.gifv.html5

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/12215635.jpg

[philjackson]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/12215635.jpg

http://rmtfind.com/images/rmt_en_rgb_box_tag.jpg

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://i.imgur.com/NWirL70.jpg

[Pint]

i think we're going to need a sim repop to gather more data points

[khanable]

futurama > family guy

http://media3.giphy.com/media/jbxQLpOKN2URa/giphy.gif

[RIP The Jacka]

i think we're going to need a sim repop to gather more data points

This is Rogean's reaction to having to press a button:

https://howaboutasecondopinion.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/peter_griffin-1117.jpg

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

futurama > family guy

http://media3.giphy.com/media/jbxQLpOKN2URa/giphy.gif

[khanable]

This is Rogean's reaction to having to press a button:

https://howaboutasecondopinion.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/peter_griffin-1117.jpg

I hope he has a button like this (http://www.amazon.com/Dream-Cheeky-902-Electronic-Reference/dp/B004D18MCK/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1358987312&sr=1-1&keywords=big+red+button+usb), that he has set to do the earth shake script

if he doesn't, he should

[magician]

Haha u guys r so funni with ur excellent internet photografs

[Tiggles]

This is the best post I've ever seen Rogean make, Thank you.

Also Gyno you lying scum.

[Nuktari]

http://media2.giphy.com/media/ywU2cpXk404Ni/200.gif

[heartbrand]

lot of trolling going on but the reason the engage log is so long is probably because on Red we don't fight nexona on spawn, we pull her to ledge outside xygoz room, the actual engage itself was 16 seconds

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://www.dailystormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jew-gold.jpg

[philjackson]

lot of trolling going on but the reason the engage log is so long is probably because on Red we don't fight nexona on spawn, we pull her to ledge outside xygoz room, the actual engage itself was 16 seconds

http://i.imgur.com/3glvn2u.png

[heartbrand]

8) 8) 8)

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/202/501/jewmoney.jpg

[magician]

a lot of failed logic in this thread on bluebies / rogean side. love debunkin da debunker

[philjackson]

That was the most work Rogeans done on the p99 project in 3+ years

[Lasher]

Holo was not around July 28th 2014, so rogean using some other guilds logs

[fiegi 8.0]

Why am I not surprised.

[magician]

16 second clean kill, blue mad/bad/sad/fat/gay/smalldick

[Gongshow]

Holocaust was formed on 8/21/14.

[RIP The Jacka]

In the RED Corner, we have Holocaust:

Quote:
Engaged: Mon Jul 28, 2014; 20:59:57
Death: Mon Jul 28, 2014; 21:00:35
/Quote



Holocaust was formed on 8/21/14.

rogean clueless

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/peter-dance-lalala.gif

[Lasher]

We so goog we kill shit with out even being there

[Cappa]

/popcorn

[Rogean]

So the fastest nexona kill on red wasn't even by holocaust? lol...

You guys aren't doing yourselves any favors.

[Lasher]

parse logs from like first 200dmg done to dragon dead?

[RIP The Jacka]

So the fastest nexona kill on red wasn't even by holocaust? lol...

You guys aren't doing yourselves any favors.

start the timer once damage starts

starting time at FTE is laughably clueless

[Rogean]

start the timer once damage starts

starting time at FTE is laughably clueless

Let me spell this out for you because you obviously don't seem to get this after 7 pages.

I don't give a fuck.

Spending 60 seconds to position a mob in front of 50 people to hit auto attack all at the same time so you can flex your e-cock on an elf sim forum is pathetic.

[Cappa]

your attempts to troll through your definition of engage are making me so mad that i need to go kick my dog, so brb.:p

[Lasher]

Its apples and oranges.

One server has 5 guilds standing in the zone for days and kills it on the spot other server pulls it to them, Different strokes for different folks.

You posted one servers way of killing it, now post other servers way

[RIP The Jacka]

Let me spell this out for you because you obviously don't seem to get this after 7 pages.

I don't give a fuck.

Spending 60 seconds to position a mob in front of 50 people to hit auto attack all at the same time so you can flex your e-cock on an elf sim forum is pathetic.


looks up logs to prove a point over red vs blue dragon kill time

gets told hes wrong with bad guild names times etc

gets butt hurt

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/20683/peter-griffin-o.gif

[philjackson]

Let me spell this out for you because you obviously don't seem to get this after 7 pages.

I don't give a fuck.

Spending 60 seconds to position a mob in front of 50 people to hit auto attack all at the same time so you can flex your e-cock on an elf sim forum is pathetic.

http://i53.tinypic.com/xlje4z.jpg

[Rogean]

Tries to brag about fastest nexona kill over blue.

Doesn't even have fastest kill on red server.

"Clueless."

[philjackson]

Tries to brag about fastest nexona kill over blue.

Doesn't even have fastest kill on red server.

"Clueless."

How peanut butter and jealous are you that Naez is tappin Tralina while you're living with grandma and platlord?

[fiegi 8.0]

We get it, you goofed, now you just full troll mode

/move on

[Rogean]

How peanut butter and jealous are you that Naez is tappin Tralina while you're living with grandma and platlord?

Oh man cause that's still so funny 5 years later. A+

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3769da158715f7ed26d5b4321c2e239/tumblr_mmqvth2Gaa1s63bb0o1_400.gif

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Let me spell this out for you because you obviously don't seem to get this after 7 pages.

I don't give a fuck.

Spending 60 seconds to position a mob in front of 50 people to hit auto attack all at the same time so you can flex your e-cock on an elf sim forum is pathetic.

Put variance on red pls. Otherwise lets compare noble kill timers, lol.

[philjackson]

http://media0.giphy.com/media/JRHK8ibI6fqPm/giphy.gif

[Cappa]

Let me spell this out for you because you obviously don't seem to get this after 7 pages.

I don't give a fuck.

Spending 60 seconds to position a mob in front of 50 people to hit auto attack all at the same time so you can flex your e-cock on an elf sim forum is pathetic.

Lol you have it all figured out.

[Pint]

lots of real brave anon posters lookin real stupid itt

[Pheer]

PVP forum trolls rustled about a PVE encounter

Lol

"Fastest X mob kill" must be the kinds of goals you start setting when you're bored out of your mind from uncontested VP clears

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://image.blingee.com/images17/content/output/000/000/000/6c0/643374671_1569255.gif

[Danyelle]

brave anon

One of these things is not like the other

[philjackson]

#elfpals the premier AIM chat pvp group is recruiting

even rogaine and nildud welcome

[Colgate]

I don't give a fuck.

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 80
User Name Posts
Rogean 13
RIP The Jacka 9
philjackson 9
Cappa 7
Kimm Bare|y 5
magician 5
Lasher 5
Detoxx 4
heartbrand 3
Nocsucow 2
khanable 2
Pint 2
fiegi 8.0 2
Tongpow 1
Yumyums Inmahtumtums 1
Tiggles 1
Nuktari 1
Danyelle 1
Pheer 1
Red_Psyphon 1
Gongshow 1
Tameth 1
harnold 1
HeallunRumblebelly 1
LostCause 1

[Rogean]

Stuff

Cool, you can take things out of context.

[Colgate]

doesn't care yet digs through encounter logs and posts 13(14 times now) early on a sunday morning despite being proven wrong from multiple angles

yaw yaw np

[philjackson]

Cool, you can take things out of context.

Hey Rogean, why is this player "Colgate" (guildleader of Holocaust) allowed to have a name that goes against the naming policy that Sirken put into effect just weeks ago on the server?

Colgate is a TRADEMARKED brand name. Don't you think it's odd that this player is allowed to skirt the rules for presumably some cost/value? Doesn't it make you question what's really going on with the GM+player relationship?

I hope you take the correct action... you wouldn't want to set a bad precedent :D

[dis_mornin]

Hurd Rogean was getting dunked on in this thread??

Holo 16 second Nexona tho. Tops at PvE and PvP. gg

[Kushie]

Hi Rogean can I get a shakey repop? thx

[Cappa]

Cool, you can take things out of context.


U mean like comparing the times from a rushed versus pulled engagement? Irony!

[fiegi 8.0]

Cool, you can take things out of context.

How ironic!!!!

[Tongpow]

tl;dr verison

private wow server Xp % Bonus level, no variance, no competition server can't out dps a kill force that has to log in randomly in a 16hour window. lies about it and proceeds to get wrecked in rnf.

[Rogean]

doesn't care yet digs through encounter logs and posts 13(14 times now) early on a sunday morning despite being proven wrong from multiple angles

yaw yaw np

Still can't read the post correctly.

np.

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/87bbbb475a27fe307deb32b664b612c8/tumblr_nj16hdStGA1u8rrp1o9_500.gif

[magician]

good post thanks for entertaining me rogdawg on this fine day

[Neno]

no variance

tongpow confirmed unemployed basement dwelling handpuppet sodomizer.

[Tongpow]

variance is dumb, but when your server isn't dead and stuck in kunark this long you kinda need it

go recruit more banned RMTers for your shitbox

[Detoxx]

Damn Rogean, you really let these red bitches talk to you like this? Pull the plug on that cesspool!

[Rogean]

Damn Rogean, you really let these red bitches talk to you like this? Pull the plug on that cesspool!

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_cloud.png

[philjackson]

You should change Colgate's illegal name on Red99. Think of the rustle :D

[Kimm Bare|y]

brogean rustled 2 the point of server disconnect

ykes

[fiegi 8.0]

wow he upset

[Colgate]

best part about our record-breaking nexona kill was that we had 0 deaths before/after the fight

unbrella was in teamspeak with us during that kill and couldn't believe that we killed it that fast and had zero deaths all around

god we're so powerful

[heartbrand]

http://imageshack.com/a/img910/3100/f3FJWj.jpg

[philjackson]

best part about our record-breaking nexona kill was that we had 0 deaths before/after the fight

unbrella was in teamspeak with us during that kill and couldn't believe that we killed it that fast and had zero deaths all around

god we're so powerful

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/tumblr_lovay3ex7T1qj5yuwo1_500.jpg

[dis_mornin]

just glad guinness was able to recognize Holos nexona kill as the fastest even tho rogean cant admit it.

[philjackson]

Well, listen, I think we can all agree that Rogaine ain't very smart. He was parsing the logs incorrectly in haste to make a funny thread and become relevant on his own server once again.

We all know that he isn't though, 3+ years and counting since he's done anything meaningful :)

[Whiteberry]

Well, listen, I think we can all agree that Rogaine ain't very smart. He was parsing the logs incorrectly in haste to make a funny thread and become relevant on his own server once again.
We all know that he isn't though, 3+ years and counting since he's done anything meaningful :)

Lolz you know that those are actual encounter logs straight from the servers DB?

[Rogean]

Well, listen, I think we can all agree that Rogaine ain't very smart. He was parsing the logs incorrectly in haste to make a funny thread and become relevant on his own server once again.

We all know that he isn't though, 3+ years and counting since he's done anything meaningful :)

Well, I think we can all agree you're still terrible at reading comprehension after 11 pages, because I only said it multiple times that I intentionally counted the pull time.

[Zalaerian]

Rogdawg smashed his keyboard when Sirkenbro reinstated us and overturned this moment of complete autism. Feels real gr8 playing w people I enjoy playing Norrtath w who also happen to be the best pvprs and dragonslayers money can buy, so i get him throwin them digs when he can u no?

http://i.imgur.com/hHF7bVK.png

[HeallunRumblebelly]

brogean rustled 2 the point of server disconnect

ykes

http://i.imgur.com/6qzjyrn.jpg

[philjackson]

Rogdawg smashed his keyboard when Sirkenbro reinstated us and overturned this moment of complete autism. Feels real gr8 playing w people I enjoy playing Norrtath w who also happen to be the best pvprs and dragonslayers money can buy, so i get him throwin them digs when he can u no?

http://i.imgur.com/hHF7bVK.png

I was looking for this screenshot to post earlier, nice one Tib :)

Here's a good one

http://i.imgur.com/Mx3NE5V.png

This guy hasn't been useful since before Tralina broke his triple bypass heart. Nilbog and Rogaine should retire, unless they have financial interests in this project (Rep My Tree) HEHE :D

[Kimm Bare|y]

wipe it clean

[Rogean]

I was looking for this screenshot to post earlier, nice one Tib :)

Here's a good one

http://i.imgur.com/Mx3NE5V.png

This guy hasn't been useful since before Tralina broke his triple bypass heart. Nilbog and Rogaine should retire, unless they have financial interests in this project (Rep My Tree) HEHE :D

You gotta reach deep in there to pull out them feels

[Kimm Bare|y]

mad

[philjackson]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/9bf073a64003b58c2db6aaafad05abbf/tumblr_mumn0fKw781sjcfjoo1_400.gif

[Rogean]

mad

Very. They're grasping at straws now.

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://cdn.hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/CamRon+You+mad.jpg

[philjackson]

Rogean you want to rustle some jimmies? You going to change Holocaust leaderships character names? These names are all against the naming policy and Sirken won't change them because they are friends:

1) Colgate (trademarked name)
2) Gongshow (2 words smashed together)
3) Littlegyno (2 words)
4) Chuckslaw (CHUCK's LAW, 2 words, phrase)

That's a good start, those are all guild leaders of Holocaust who control the "PIXEL PACKAGES" and are on the pixel council.

[Pokesan]

rename red > Retarded Server For Assholes

[JayN]

big dick blue swinging poor little dick asian red

[JayN]

http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.39396853.0850/mp,550x550,matte,transparent,t.3u1.png

[Kimm Bare|y]

double posting indicates rage level

[Tasslehofp99]

well this got out of hand quickly

[fiegi 8.0]

My name is chuckslaw, 1 word, like coleslaw

[magician]

love dis thread keep it goin

or lock it due to embarrassing mishap by certain party involved

[JayN]

Red should make up some more bullshit claims lol, so we can point and laugh at you social rejects

[dis_mornin]

Rogean you want to rustle some jimmies? You going to change Holocaust leaderships character names? These names are all against the naming policy and Sirken won't change them because they are friends:

1) Colgate (trademarked name)
2) Gongshow (2 words smashed together)
3) Littlegyno (2 words)
4) Chuckslaw (CHUCK's LAW, 2 words, phrase)

That's a good start, those are all guild leaders of Holocaust who control the "PIXEL PACKAGES" and are on the pixel council.

Gongshow also a shitty hockey apparel brand.. dont forget

[Kimm Bare|y]

https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0284/06/1385001611923.jpg

[Rogean]

Rogean you want to rustle some jimmies? You going to change Holocaust leaderships character names? These names are all against the naming policy and Sirken won't change them because they are friends:

1) Colgate (trademarked name)
2) Gongshow (2 words smashed together)
3) Littlegyno (2 words)
4) Chuckslaw (CHUCK's LAW, 2 words, phrase)

That's a good start, those are all guild leaders of Holocaust who control the "PIXEL PACKAGES" and are on the pixel council.

Hi Philjackson.

I forwarded your post to a Senior Guide and was informed that the names wouldn't be changed as they are not deemed offensive.

Thanks for your concern.

[philjackson]

Hi Philjackson.

I forwarded your post to a Senior Guide and was informed that the names wouldn't be changed as they are not deemed offensive.

Thanks for your concern.

http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/31-shaq-face-shaq-gifs.gif

[Ravager]

19 seconds, 38 seconds. Is this really the type of raid scene you want to encourage?

[dis_mornin]

Cast ripping u a new one in this thread Rogean.. sry but u shud just delete this thread and sweep it under the rug like the Amelinda debacle before it gets any more out of hand..

pro tip from tier 1 donator.

[Argh]

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[ClownGuild]

TMO confirmed best guild on 2 servers.

[Rogean]

Cast ripping u a new one in this thread Rogean...

If you even call that trolling. I'm disappointed.

[Rogean]

I've had better trolling sessions with Salty. :(

[ClownGuild]

Red doesn't understand their whole server just got trolled by you buddy. The intricacies of it they don't understand.

[philjackson]

Rogean u wanna join elfpals, the premier aol instant messenger group?

Some elfpal allstars:

LulzSec
Salty
Abacab
Fiegi
Xantille
Solid
Japan
and many more...

msg "cast_eq" for that sweet sweet invite :)

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://i.imgur.com/ljclmbE.jpg

[magician]

http://oi57.tinypic.com/642x5d.jpg

brogaen spotted in elf pals

[HeallunRumblebelly]

I've had better trolling sessions with Salty. :(

EQ will some day be in a browser. Some day...

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Also, while this thread has your attention: When will Heallun see justice for his retardation at losing his eqemu ! :3

[Poodlelicker]

http://media.giphy.com/media/DK3fnYqONwKgo/giphy.gif

[Ella`Ella]

best part about our record-breaking nexona kill was that we had 0 deaths before/after the fight

unbrella was in teamspeak with us during that kill and couldn't believe that we killed it that fast and had zero deaths all around

god we're so powerful

FACT - Still impressed by a 38 second with ZERO deaths.

[Rogean]

[16:52] Rogean: lol so that's what you guys do, circle jerk in elfpals while forum trolling XD
[16:52] [#elfpals]: (cast_eq) p much

[Kimm Bare|y]

#justelfpalthings

[philjackson]

#premierelfpalchat

[Colgate]

FACT - Still impressed by a 38 second with ZERO deaths.

naw was 16 seconds

our puller just didn't feign death, die, and/or get charmed to reset the encounter log when our tank disease clouded it

[harnold]

I think this thread as well of sirkens stream is a good reminder of what the staff has become of this once well regarded project

[Eunomia]

*rolls eyes*

[SamwiseRed]

*rolls eyes*

sup sassy.

[SamwiseRed]

a/s/l?

[girth]

I count 17 seconds.

[Littlegyno 13.0]

everybody knows nobody counts the pull. red99 doesnt kill mobs at the spawnpoints. thats dumb as fuck for pvp servers.

16 seconds #1 pve yowl

tiggles ur a fuckface

[Detoxx]

Blue pulls to zone in you nubs, we dont kill on spawn point

[Ezalor]

anyone ever notice how generally unpleasant and angry the red community is?

im glad we have a version of australia to exile this toxic community to

[Danyelle]

anyone ever notice how generally unpleasant and angry the red community is?

im glad we have a version of australia to exile this toxic community to

EQ's hardcore pvpers have always been about 90% this, 10% cool people.

[Kimm Bare|y]

https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/3/4/261781/full.jpg

[HeallunRumblebelly]

anyone ever notice how generally unpleasant and angry the red community is?

im glad we have a version of australia to exile this toxic community to

They're mostly just lonely as fuck I guess. They're constantly on the blue forums -- we never really bother with the red forums. It's basically a ghetto in there.

[Littlegyno 13.0]

They're mostly just lonely as fuck I guess. They're constantly on the blue forums -- we never really bother with the red forums. It's basically a ghetto in there.

http://i.imgur.com/9kjk836.jpg

[HeallunRumblebelly]

http://i.imgur.com/9kjk836.jpg

Y'know, I was also thinking Warsaw and not blacks.

[Ereni]

You know you've been in the same expansion long enough to where the difference of seconds on a kill is what matters.

[Bazia]

Rogean tanking the entire Holocaust forum quest raid

Watch out they don't engage without 50+

[maerilith]

Holos fq is pathetic, peas foh only real fq left

#FREECHEWIE

[Nocsucow]

You know you've been in the same expansion long enough to where the difference of seconds on a kill is what matters.

/wave

Hey pretty lady!

/dance

[Prismaticshop]

You know you've been in the same expansion long enough to where the difference of seconds on a kill is what matters.

Don't worry, TMO will be the fastest at killing Velious mobs too.

[philjackson]

http://i.imgur.com/1z9iCcI.jpg

[ClownGuild]

In the thread.. Holocaust jimmies extremely rustled when they find out their elf simulator accomplishment is 3rd best. Hey at least you beat IB...Like every other major guild.

[Goobles]

http://i.imgur.com/yeBAWjP.png?1

[Drakaris]

They're mostly just lonely as fuck I guess. They're constantly on the blue forums -- we never really bother with the red forums. It's basically a ghetto in there.

Ex Red player here, me and my family are playing on blue and I'm raiding with a really cool aussie guild.

Holocaust is one of the most toxic guilds I've raided with on R99 and have to say their officer core have been involved in both account stripping and other shady acts.

Sooner this ship sinks, the better off the Red community will be.

[Swyft]

Haven't seen much of Rogean's posts yet but I gotta say this guy is pretty impressive, I thought I was the only one who could tank the entire Holo zerg in forum quest and make them all look stupid doing it.

Although I don't see why my name of Burgerking was changed wasn't offending anyone with it for 3 years, and why Colgate's is ok.

[Samsung]

Great thread.

Sektor OUT.

[Rage16]

you people need to call this number quick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

[Smedy]

In the BLUE Corner, we have The Mystical Order:



This is a 19 second Nexona kill.

In the RED Corner, we have Holocaust:



This is a 38 second Nexona kill.

wow... so nirgon the 50 year old virgin and gyno the autistic veteran both lied about how fast they could kill a 15 year encounter that's built for a 30 man crew with 50 people?

they are putting the entire red99 community into shame

[LostCause]

so pro they wipe to ct at 7% with 75+

38 seconds tho guys.

[Tiggles]

wow... so nirgon the 50 year old virgin and gyno the autistic veteran both lied about how fast they could kill a 15 year encounter that's built for a 30 man crew with 50 people?

they are putting the entire red99 community into shame

The fact that the only thing gyno wanted to talk about was how fast they killed mobs in PVE was hilarious.

Shows how out of touch Holocaust is and how they don't represent red server whatsoever.

[cockscythe]

gayest thread in quite some time, looking forward to rogean closing and deleting it to get his confidence back

[Swyft]

The fact that the only thing gyno wanted to talk about was how fast they killed mobs in PVE was hilarious.

Shows how out of touch Holocaust is and how they don't represent red server whatsoever.

As I'm one of those reds you were talking about(never played on a blue server, never will) I will say that you were 100% right on Sirkens stream.

Holocaust has absolutely no desire to pvp whatsoever. And even despite Sirkens attempts to legitimatize Ereni, even after attaining BIS gear they only wish to pvp over pixels if they have 20+ more than the force contesting.

If they don't have a 20,30,40 numbers advantage over the other guild contesting they don't show up to the fight. Never have and never will.

[Detoxx]

As I'm one of those reds you were talking about(never played on a blue server, never will) I will say that you were 100% right on Sirkens stream.

Holocaust has absolutely no desire to pvp whatsoever. And even despite Sirkens attempts to legitimatize Ereni, even after attaining BIS gear they only wish to pvp over pixels if they have 20+ more than the force contesting.

If they don't have a 20,30,40 numbers advantage over the other guild contesting they don't show up to the fight. Never have and never will.

[Sirken]

ITT: Rogean exposes extreme lack of reading comprehension skills within the community. and also needs to use more GlassShatteringDunk.jpg

[RIP The Jacka]

ITT: Rogean exposes extreme lack of reading comprehension skills within the community. and also needs to use more GlassShatteringDunk.jpg

cringe worthy post

[Humerox]

let TMO roll red and see if they even get to Nexona

blue calling red a cesspool is the epitome of irony

[RIP The Jacka]

competition = 5 guilds standing in a circle waiting to be the first to press attack

sad lives

[LostCause]

pretty sure they can't have a raid force at spawn point but who cares.


dat 75+ warm bodies 7% wipe to ct is more cringe worthy.

[ClownGuild]

pretty sure they can't have a raid force at spawn point but who cares.


dat 75+ warm bodies 7% wipe to ct is more cringe worthy.

What they don't understand is. TMO or IB can single pull a dragon to anywhere in zone at any time without much preparation. You would have to find their raid before the mob died. They are used to walking into VP and moving their raid from point A to point B. Neither of the blue guilds suffer from that much lack of pulling skill.

[Eslade]

ITT: Rogean exposes extreme lack of reading comprehension skills within the community. and also needs to use more GlassShatteringDunk.jpg

http://th586.photobucket.com/albums/ss302/franksaw/th_Cable_Guy_Dunk.gif

[Swyft]

competition = 5 guilds standing in a circle waiting to be the first to press attack

sad lives

Joins Nihilum then Holocaust, talks about wanting competition on the forums.

http://pic.jpgdump.com/21488.gif

[Eslade]

Joins Nihilum then Holocaust, talks about wanting competition on the forums.

http://pic.jpgdump.com/21488.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2499419/simple-jack-o.gif

[Pseudechis]

In the BLUE Corner, we have The Mystical Order:



This is a 19 second Nexona kill.

In the RED Corner, we have Holocaust:



This is a 38 second Nexona kill.

Misleading. But who really cares. The humour of this whole debate is that anyone possibly gives a fuck about who is better at killing a 32k hp monster in a 15 year old elf simulator.

[Ele]

Misleading. But who really cares. The humour of this whole debate is that anyone possibly gives a fuck about who is better at killing a 32k hp monster in a 15 year old elf simulator.

Only happens every week for the past 3 years.

[indiscriminate_hater]

Only happens every week for the past 3 years.

that's the humor part

[Ezalor]

things we learned from the thread

- holocaust prides itself on pve accomplishments not pvp
- holocaust's actual pve accomplishments are toilet tier

/thread

[Nirgon]

wow... so nirgon the 50 year old virgin and gyno the autistic veteran both lied about how fast they could kill a 15 year encounter that's built for a 30 man crew with 50 people?

they are putting the entire red99 community into shame

Banned for boxing and currently pending charges of


Smedy - Ninja of CoF and past RMT


dirty whistle in general.

Counting the pull to the red safe spot (we pull to a different spot due to possible PvP log in gank/disruption) is quite misleading and a good troll.

[Detoxx]

[Mon Mar 02 11:06:38 2015] Ohface tells the guild, 'VOX VOX VOX
[Mon Mar 02 11:10:25 2015] Lady Vox has been slain by Taelvin!

Can we call this the fastest spawn to death of lady vox ever?

[Rogean]

Detective Rogean is on the case.

[Rogean]

Blue (Taken)

Spawned: Sun Sep 21, 2014; 21:38:26
Death: Sun Sep 21, 2014; 21:40:44

Red (?)

Spawned: Tue Jul 08, 2014; 20:36:36
Death: Tue Jul 08, 2014; 20:39:57

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://i.imgur.com/KZgHLDK.png

[Mendo]

Now I'm curious. I'd love to see the fastest kills for all the major raid targets now. We have a first to kill list. Lets have a fastest to kill list now.

[Socratic]

Well for Trakanon the time will be 1-2seconds by 4+ guilds.

[Detoxx]

Blue (Taken)

Spawned: Sun Sep 21, 2014; 21:38:26
Death: Sun Sep 21, 2014; 21:40:44

Red (?)

Spawned: Tue Jul 08, 2014; 20:36:36
Death: Tue Jul 08, 2014; 20:39:57

Thats not fair, thats when he was spawning like 3x in a row and you had to DT him. Remember?

[Detoxx]

Thats not fair, thats when he was spawning like 3x in a row and you had to DT him. Remember?

Taken got 2 in a row and the third one you DTed when we got there cause it was class C! GM favoritism, obv

[Nirgon]

tbh if a guild can stay up for 89 seconds against Nexona in outdoor flagged VP, that's godly ;)

[Rogean]

Interesting. I can recheck that in a bit. I'm at work.

Also, to throw a wrench in all of this, our encounter logs specifically only go back about a year. It's one of the only types of logs we truncate because of how much space it takes vs the usefulness of the information past a couple of months.

[Nirgon]

Just watch da damn video of our kill

/thread!

[Tiggles]

Interesting. I can recheck that in a bit. I'm at work.

Also, to throw a wrench in all of this, our encounter logs specifically only go back about a year. It's one of the only types of logs we truncate because of how much space it takes vs the usefulness of the information past a couple of months.

Can you find the fastest Faydedar? Want to see if people ever killed him with out the 15 minute kite to ogre island.

[Detoxx]

Interesting. I can recheck that in a bit. I'm at work.

Also, to throw a wrench in all of this, our encounter logs specifically only go back about a year. It's one of the only types of logs we truncate because of how much space it takes vs the usefulness of the information past a couple of months.

Thanks big Rogean!

[Rogean]

Next Spawn to Death on Blue:

Spawned: Mon Mar 02, 2015; 11:03:36
Engaged: Mon Mar 02, 2015; 11:06:05
Death: Mon Mar 02, 2015; 11:07:26

TMO

[Rogean]

Can you find the fastest Faydedar? Want to see if people ever killed him with out the 15 minute kite to ogre island.

I wouldn't trust the result from that. Feign death etc

[Ele]

Blue (Taken)

Spawned: Sun Sep 21, 2014; 21:38:26
Death: Sun Sep 21, 2014; 21:40:44

Is that when from when it spawned 3 times in a row?

[Tiggles]

things we learned from the thread

- holocaust prides itself on pve accomplishments not pvp
- holocaust's actual pve accomplishments are toilet tier

/thread

Thanks big Rogean!

We didn't beat our old record =(

[Ella`Ella]

Pretty sure FE still holds the record for the longest Sev fight?

30mins ish?

[Ele]

good lord typo

[Daldaen]

I would be interested to hear the encounter logs of min/zergs.

Encounter log of the lowest number of players on hatelist for each kill and the maximum number.

For science and stuff.

[Socratic]

Can you find the fastest Faydedar? Want to see if people ever killed him with out the 15 minute kite to ogre island.

Fastest Faydedar is when IB pulled him into the Monk GM.

[Detoxx]

Next Spawn to Death on Blue:

Spawned: Mon Mar 02, 2015; 11:03:36
Engaged: Mon Mar 02, 2015; 11:06:05
Death: Mon Mar 02, 2015; 11:07:26

TMO

Haha nice, that is from today!

[ClownGuild]

Haha nice, that is from today!

Setting those standards.

[arsenalpow]

Here's the longest Faydedar

Engaged: Sat Jul 27, 2013; 17:28:07
1 Eratani (22056)[872] (O) Taken 60 Druid 17:28:07
2 Lecompte (313663)[936] (O) Rapture 60 Ranger 17:32:33
Death: Sat Jul 27, 2013; 17:39:42

BDA ran up on ogre island to see a rezzing Taken raid after an obvious Fay wipe. We sent out our rangers/bard and Lecompte plinks him with an arrow and Fay comes running. This was back before the FTE ranges were extended so Lecompte just assumed max arrow range was too far to see an FTE message especially since Fay came running after that single arrow (an arrow that missed mind you)

So we finally down Fay when it arrives and Zade swoops in hands the loot to Taken. Eratani had been kiting the entire time and we had no idea, zero Taken participated in the kill.

[Sektor]

Great reads god bless.

[Glenzig]

Can't believe anyone actually cares.

[Detoxx]

Can't believe anyone actually cares.

you cared enough to post

[Ella`Ella]

Here's the longest Faydedar

Engaged: Sat Jul 27, 2013; 17:28:07
1 Eratani (22056)[872] (O) Taken 60 Druid 17:28:07
2 Lecompte (313663)[936] (O) Rapture 60 Ranger 17:32:33
Death: Sat Jul 27, 2013; 17:39:42

BDA ran up on ogre island to see a rezzing Taken raid after an obvious Fay wipe. We sent out our rangers/bard and Lecompte plinks him with an arrow and Fay comes running. This was back before the FTE ranges were extended so Lecompte just assumed max arrow range was too far to see an FTE message especially since Fay came running after that single arrow (an arrow that missed mind you)

So we finally down Fay when it arrives and Zade swoops in hands the loot to Taken. Eratani had been kiting the entire time and we had no idea, zero Taken participated in the kill.

Good. Learn to respect FTE and stop interfering with other guilds' kills.

[Eslade]

lol fte

[LostCause]

Just watch da damn video of our kill

/thread!

that vid isn't even a raw fraps of the kill he put together bunch of clips and edited together.

[Detoxx]

that vid isn't even a raw fraps of the kill he put together bunch of clips and edited together.

[arsenalpow]

Good. Learn to respect FTE and stop interfering with other guilds' kills.

Scorchin (FE) FTE on Cazic, TMO kills, TMO gets loot.

Hooray for consistency?

[Nirgon]

Raid engages at 1:20

Dead at 1:35/1:36

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVb7uJxCsBg&feature=youtu.be

0 tracking hours

[Nocsucow]

Raid engages at 1:20

Dead at 1:35/1:36

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVb7uJxCsBg&feature=youtu.be

0 tracking hours

Slow as fuq and zerged

[Nirgon]

Did 5117dmg to CT as a wizard while rogues are around 2k-3k, but the community here thinks wizards suck...

goes to show you, ya know?

[philjackson]

I didn't think this thread could hit ANOTHER level of sickness, but now we have people asking for more logs of randomly generated pixel monster deathtimers.

SIKH HALP

[Ella`Ella]

Scorchin (FE) FTE on Cazic, TMO kills, TMO gets loot.

Hooray for consistency?

Same thing happened to FE with a Gore, a Tal and another CT. We learned to respect FTE, why can't you?

[Erati]

Here's the longest Faydedar

Engaged: Sat Jul 27, 2013; 17:28:07
1 Eratani (22056)[872] (O) Taken 60 Druid 17:28:07
2 Lecompte (313663)[936] (O) Rapture 60 Ranger 17:32:33
Death: Sat Jul 27, 2013; 17:39:42

BDA ran up on ogre island to see a rezzing Taken raid after an obvious Fay wipe. We sent out our rangers/bard and Lecompte plinks him with an arrow and Fay comes running. This was back before the FTE ranges were extended so Lecompte just assumed max arrow range was too far to see an FTE message especially since Fay came running after that single arrow (an arrow that missed mind you)

So we finally down Fay when it arrives and Zade swoops in hands the loot to Taken. Eratani had been kiting the entire time and we had no idea, zero Taken participated in the kill.

This is very false on so many accounts as I know bc twas me.

Fay was pulled in super fast after the Sim-Repop by Greame. So fast that we literally had maybe 10 people on ogre isle most of which barely even had any buffs.

No BDA in zone during the first 'engage' ( if you even call a slaughter that lol ). As my guild was wiping I knew I only had one chance to make a difference: egress/clear aggro/ med up and wait.

So I did. I sat on the Chessboard isle in Spirit of Oak form as my guild began to res. More reinforcements arrived on the Oasis dock however they informed guildchat of the upcoming storm: BDA is also waiting on the boat. I knew I would be our only hope to tag Fay as all the Taken in TD were currently dead or being res'd. The rest were on the docks in Oasis with BDA. So I waited.

As soon as BDA began to enter the zone I went out to hunt. Having JUST nerfed my druid track skill from 120 to 50, I couldnt find Fayedar worth shit. I was looking everywhere and beginning to panic. I knew BDA was racing to be in the area where he roams so I had only one chance to find him and that window was closing fast.

Then, out of the corner of my eye I see this peculiarly large fish swimming below me: Faydedar. Now at this point I had never tagged a dragon before nor experienced the brand new FTE message.....I dipped my head underwater and instantly I see the yellow text "Faydedar engages Eratani", my other member moves slightly and I GTFU out of the water to begin my run back to the ogre isle.

I stopped at the Chessboard upon gaining some ground to re-levitate myself and then I notice: Faydedar is no longer chasing me at all. Thats odd.

Then I see: BDA's puller shout in the zone "FAYDEDAR INC"

I thought to myself......did they? But I got the yellow.... Hmmmm


I informed my guild in TS that everything is good we got the yellow text let them kill it, and slaughter it they did. My guild was just getting their res effects worn off by the time BDA pwned Fay so it prob was for the best. Within seconds, Sirken showed up and announced my name as having the FTE and rights to the dragon which was now dead.

That Faydedar also provided me with my Pod for my epic. Thanks BDA!

This is hopefully the last time this has to be explained ! You guys thought it was kited only bc you were not in the zone when we initially wiped and he swam all the way back home.

[arsenalpow]

Are you not reading what I'm typing?

Forceful Entry had FTE, TMO killed CT, TMO got to keep the loot for whatever reason the staff decided. That's the opposite of Taken FTE, BDA kills Fay, Taken gets the loot.

[philjackson]

This is very false on so many accounts as I know bc twas me.

Fay was pulled in super fast after the Sim-Repop by Greame. So fast that we literally had maybe 10 people on ogre isle most of which barely even had any buffs.

No BDA in zone during the first 'engage' ( if you even call a slaughter that lol ). As my guild was wiping I knew I only had one chance to make a difference: egress/clear aggro/ med up and wait.

So I did. I sat on the Chessboard isle in Spirit of Oak form as my guild began to res. More reinforcements arrived on the Oasis dock however they informed guildchat of the upcoming storm: BDA is also waiting on the boat. I knew I would be our only hope to tag Fay as all the Taken in TD were currently dead or being res'd. The rest were on the docks in Oasis with BDA. So I waited.

As soon as BDA began to enter the zone I went out to hunt. Having JUST nerfed my druid track skill from 120 to 50, I couldnt find Fayedar worth shit. I was looking everywhere and beginning to panic. I knew BDA was racing to be in the area where he roams so I had only one chance to find him and that window was closing fast.

Then, out of the corner of my eye I see this peculiarly large fish swimming below me: Faydedar. Now at this point I had never tagged a dragon before nor experienced the brand new FTE message.....I dipped my head underwater and instantly I see the yellow text "Faydedar engages Eratani", my other member moves slightly and I GTFU out of the water to begin my run back to the ogre isle.

I stopped at the Chessboard upon gaining some ground to re-levitate myself and then I notice: Faydedar is no longer chasing me at all. Thats odd.

Then I see: BDA's puller shout in the zone "FAYDEDAR INC"

I thought to myself......did they? But I got the yellow.... Hmmmm


I informed my guild in TS that everything is good we got the yellow text let them kill it, and slaughter it they did. My guild was just getting their res effects worn off by the time BDA pwned Fay so it prob was for the best. Within seconds, Sirken showed up and announced my name as having the FTE and rights to the dragon which was now dead.

That Faydedar also provided me with my Pod for my epic. Thanks BDA!

This is hopefully the last time this has to be explained ! You guys thought it was kited only bc you were not in the zone when we initially wiped and he swam all the way back home.

Well that's funny because this is very false on so many accounts as I know bc twas me.

Fay was pulled in super fast after the Sim-Repop by Greame. So fast that we literally had maybe 10 people on ogre isle most of which barely even had any buffs.

No BDA in zone during the first 'engage' ( if you even call a slaughter that lol ). As my guild was wiping I knew I only had one chance to make a difference: egress/clear aggro/ med up and wait.

So I did. I sat on the Chessboard isle in Spirit of Oak form as my guild began to res. More reinforcements arrived on the Oasis dock however they informed guildchat of the upcoming storm: BDA is also waiting on the boat. I knew I would be our only hope to tag Fay as all the Taken in TD were currently dead or being res'd. The rest were on the docks in Oasis with BDA. So I waited.

As soon as BDA began to enter the zone I went out to hunt. Having JUST nerfed my druid track skill from 120 to 50, I couldnt find Fayedar worth shit. I was looking everywhere and beginning to panic. I knew BDA was racing to be in the area where he roams so I had only one chance to find him and that window was closing fast.

Then, out of the corner of my eye I see this peculiarly large fish swimming below me: Faydedar. Now at this point I had never tagged a dragon before nor experienced the brand new FTE message.....I dipped my head underwater and instantly I see the yellow text "Faydedar engages Eratani", my other member moves slightly and I GTFU out of the water to begin my run back to the ogre isle.

I stopped at the Chessboard upon gaining some ground to re-levitate myself and then I notice: Faydedar is no longer chasing me at all. Thats odd.

Then I see: BDA's puller shout in the zone "FAYDEDAR INC"

I thought to myself......did they? But I got the yellow.... Hmmmm


I informed my guild in TS that everything is good we got the yellow text let them kill it, and slaughter it they did. My guild was just getting their res effects worn off by the time BDA pwned Fay so it prob was for the best. Within seconds, Sirken showed up and announced my name as having the FTE and rights to the dragon which was now dead.

That Faydedar also provided me with my Pod for my epic. Thanks BDA!

This is hopefully the last time this has to be explained ! You guys thought it was kited only bc you were not in the zone when we initially wiped and he swam all the way back home.

[Pikrib]

Raid engages at 1:20

Dead at 1:35/1:36

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVb7uJxCsBg&feature=youtu.be

0 tracking hours

I'm embarrased to be a part of this. Please edit me out of the video.

Thanks.

[Pint]

Justice

[Littlegyno 13.0]

I'm embarrased to be a part of this. Please edit me out of the video.

Thanks.

fuck off snout sucker

[Pint]

Did 5117dmg to CT as a wizard while rogues are around 2k-3k, but the community here thinks wizards suck...

goes to show you, ya know?

That must be a red thing bc we love our wizards over on blue

[Pikrib]

*embarrassed*

I'm embarrassed of my spelling also. :D

[philjackson]

fuck off snout sucker

This man is a nurse, a male nurse, aka a murse

he wears a purse, AHEM a man satchel LOL :D

[LostCause]

https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380396049/763163.gif

[Pikrib]

fuck off snout sucker

http://i.imgur.com/6c8sqOR.jpg

pot meet kettle. :D

[Kimm Bare|y]

p gr8 pvp video

[Littlegyno 13.0]

http://i.imgur.com/6c8sqOR.jpg

pot meet kettle. :D

pic is weird.

it looks like im eating da pig not licking its snout

[Orruar]

Does anyone really brag about zerging down a 32k dragon? Why is this a thing?

[harnold]

it is not impressive in the least bit to have the most rogues dpsing damage in a 70 man raid.

It would be impressive to see a group of 20-25 survive and defeat nexona

[Pikrib]

pic is weird.

it looks like im eating da pig not licking its snout

U said sucking not licking.

p.s. How did you guys let Rogean troll ya all so badly in this thread? /cringe

[Tiggles]

Don't you red guys have your OWN forum?

[Nirgon]

Don't you red guys have your OWN forum?

Rogean posted this thread

best not to tell him where to post u no

[Littlegyno 13.0]

Don't you red guys have your OWN forum?

u cant make me leave scumsucker.

[Nirgon]

"The Fastest Nexona Kill - Debunked" Debunked

c wut i did there? watch the damn video

[Tiggles]

u cant make me leave scumsucker.

Since I neutered you in front of 200 people on stream you can stay.

[laowllol]

Upon further review by Judge Rogean, round 1 for fastest pve goes to Tiggles and TMO.

Round 2, should be GM sanctioned 6v6 pvp on the beta server for character deletion. Forfeiting also requires character deletion.