Reflections from the Toxic Pond by Haikushin

[Haikushin]

We're approaching the end of February, and it's been a very successful month for Bregan D'Aerth. Here's what you're missing out on!

2/03 a dracoliche - DEAD
2/04 Cazic Thule - DEAD
2/11 Venril Sathir - DEAD
2/11 Maestro of Rancor - DEAD
2/11 Innoruuk - DEAD
2/14 Maestro of Rancor - DEAD
2/15 a dracoliche - DEAD
2/15 Talendor - DEAD
2/18 Trakanon - DEAD
2/21 Gorenaire - DEAD
2/21 Talendor - DEAD
2/22 Severilous - DEAD
2/22 Faydedar - DEAD
AM Plane of Sky Clear x3 - DEAD
PM Plane of Sky Clear x2 - DEAD
Plane of Growth Beta Raid - Mini Bosses Galore - DEAD
Fear AEs - too many to count
Hate Clears - too many to count
Epic Fights - why are there so many??!

If you want to raid casually this is the place to get it done. We have fun and we get the job done.

Socks filled late in night
Are you now that which you fought
3A.M. casual guild not

Filling the sea
Waves crash upon the dragon
Eighty casual raiders


The most suspended entity in the history of p99 y'all.

Discuss (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1797432#post1797432).

lost for week
weak penalties encourage the crime
seek refuge in rnf


I'm inspecting dudes here with fucking Mistmoore and unrest gear chilling out at CT portal. Where do they find these people?

The amount of Sebilite Scale armor among these Taken scrubs is staggering.

Suck that their Talendor kill got taken away from them though for kiting today even though they spent 5 hours their earlier.

Their best geared char is Catherine's bard who spent close to a million plat buying TMO rots over the years.

I may stream this CT because with 120 people in the zone it's going to be hilarious.

The sock has been cast
Tiggles upgrades his belt irl
To rnf casuals go

[portbitch69]

you're drunk go home

[Errakus]

I like this Haikushin guy.

[captnamazing]

:)

[RaefLaFrenz]

I dont like this Tiggles
the ground shakes when his cheeks jiggle
forever fat? Yes.

[khanable]

Welp I'm already a fan boy

[Tiggles]

I dont like this Tiggles
the ground shakes when his cheeks jiggle
forever fat? Yes.

I thought Haikus are 5-7-5

[Errakus]

I thought Haikus are 5-7-5

No like dis Tiggles
He likes to do da wiggles
Not man nor lady

[Errakus]

No like dis Tiggles
He likes to do da wiggles
Not man nor lady

That work? :D

[Errakus]

No like dis Tiggles
He likes to do da wiggles
Not man nor woman

[RaefLaFrenz]

I thought Haikus are 5-7-5

Haiku is not my first language, but I adjusted it for you sweet Prince.

Lets count.


I dont like Tiggles - 5
Ground shakes as his cheeks jiggle- 7 ish
Forever fat? Yes. - 5

close enough.

-LaFrenz

[Errakus]

Haiku is not my first language, but I adjusted it for you sweet Prince.

Lets count.


I:1 dont: 2 like: 3 Tiggles: 5
Ground: 1 shakes: 2 as: 3 his: 4 cheeks: 5 jiggle: 7
Forever: 3 fat?: 4 Yes.: 5

close enough.

-LaFrenz

Looks like a proper haiku to me.

[KorafRN]

Haiku is not my first language, but I adjusted it for you sweet Prince.

Lets count.


I dont like Tiggles - 5
Ground shakes as his cheeks jiggle- 7 ish
Forever fat? Yes. - 5

close enough.

-LaFrenz

He write Haikus just like he played basketball. Sometimes good, sometimes bad, but will gladly take 100mil.

[Tiggles]

Haiku is not my first language, but I adjusted it for you sweet Prince.

Lets count.


I dont like Tiggles - 5
Ground shakes as his cheeks jiggle- 7 ish
Forever fat? Yes. - 5

close enough.

-LaFrenz

Much Better


Anonymous IB
Docked DKP if outed
Can't Kill Phara Dar

[thieros]

Much Better


Anonymous IB
Docked DKP if outed
Can't Kill Phara Dar

6 - 7 - 5
swing and a miss

[Haikushin]

Counting Syllables
Too Hard For The Novices
Recruit Haiku; Learn

[Haikushin]

Taken Slays My Fam
Lost Inny, Cries FOUL SIRKEN!!
Sirken Laughs HAHA

[captnamazing]

Dragons hit the floor
Green leaves fall on summer pond
WTB Green scales

[Pint]

Dragons hit the floor
Green leaves fall on summer pond
WTB Green scales

Ill trade you green scales for chest's head

[captnamazing]

Epics grow on trees
Whisper in dragon garden
Don't tell the A-Team

[captnamazing]

Ill trade you green scales for chest's head

Filbus does not need
Fed fat from vending machines
His socks are now filled

[captnamazing]

Class R Benefits
Over for "lean crew" masses
Cry for low numbers

[captnamazing]

Tiggles - summer moon
Changes the tides of nothing
Fat like bacon grease

[captnamazing]

Class R Overlords
Wear Guise of the Deceiver
Swim in the Black Sea

[Kekephee]

Our elf friends all fight
Each other to be best elf
Tiggles is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo fat

[Tiggles]

Cultist worship chest.
Wait inline for welfare loot.
Gear out his friends alt.

[Kekephee]

Not bad, not bad

[Lojik]

I wonder what a grade school teacher would say to elementary school kids if they turned in these poems for their assignments

[Tiggles]

I wonder what a grade school teacher would say to elementary school kids if they turned in these poems for their assignments

She would wonder what the fuck a Tiggles is and why is everyone shitting in socks.

[LostCause]

penis

[Frieza_Prexus]

penis

Penis penis dick.
Vagina vagina clit.
RnF haiku.

[Tiggles]

Red has no players
Nexona dies very slow
Gyno big bluebie