GMs please read (concerning Alarti and Tiggles)

[Formshifter]

It seems poor Tiggles is still trying desperately to have Alarti's forum account unbanned, and many members of the virtual elf community seems to have no problem with it.


Then it hit me.


GMs, would you perhaps be willing to give Tiggles what he wants, but with a catch? If Tiggles can lose 50lbs in the next 6 months, unban Alarti's forum account, since clearly the mongoloid can't figure out how to create a new one.


It's a win/win. Tiggles will stop fatting around everywhere and in turn might bring something other than pancakes to the table, and Alarti will be able to return to the forums.

Let's see how bad he wants it.

I believe in you, Tiggles.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03058/Larry_Evans_gym_3058105b.jpg

[ClownGuild]

Pity reply. This is the type of thread that happens when you get trolled so hard someone lives inside your head.

[khanable]

tiggles isn't really even that fat..

he does have a dorky haircut though

[Formshifter]

Hey, im just trying to help tiggles out. Ever since he came back he's been trying to get alarti unbanned. he doesnt even troll chest anymore. Its like he's broken. Plus, it would motivate him to get in shape. This isnt animosity, clownguild, this is compassion.

[ClownGuild]

Hey, im just trying to help tiggles out. Ever since he came back he's been trying to get alarti unbanned. he doesnt even troll chest anymore. Its like he's broken. Plus, it would motivate him to get in shape. This isnt animosity, clownguild, this is compassion.

Damn. You are really bad at this. Make a few more pictures. You seem ok at that.

[Jfertal]

Fucking terrible

[Argh]

He's not black either.

[Ravager]

tiggles isn't really even that fat..

he does have a dorky haircut though

That'll happen when you cut your own hair.

[Freakish]

Losing 50 lb in a month is terrible for your health.

[Cymeon]

0/10 plz delete this gay shit

[Formshifter]

Losing 50 lb in a month is terrible for your health.

6 months. i think thats a reasonable pace, especially if youre fairly overweight to begin with

[Kekephee]

in before Alarti is like 100 of those nameless faceless anon accounts in the thread about the class R rotation talking shit

[Formshifter]

youre BDA, theres a conflict of interest there.


but lets stay on topic here. GMs pls respond

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Losing 50 lb in a month is terrible for your health.

Not true in every case! In rl I work at a weight loss clinic outside Taos New Mexico, and every person's weight problem is unique.

While I can't offer genuine professional help on an elf simulator's retard rickshaw forum, I can say, if the problem is the usual one -- ie, a simply stunning wreath of neckfat encircling the head, so plump it starts to glisten when in direct sunlight, covered with pastures of gentle stubble -- there is usually no risk in really grinding out that weight loss.

I think some posters here need to take a step back and realize, some people need help. And there is no shame in seeking it. You do not have to live this way. You have options.

[Formshifter]

and what im proposing would net him an additional benefit. he'd have his julia roberts back on the forums.


dont be ashamed, tiggles. step up and do it and be proud that you did what most of these elves havent even considered.

[skipdog]

Who is this Formshifter guy? Why does he think Tiggles is super fat? Anybody know?

[Formshifter]

i guess you never saw his twitter pic

[BurgyK]

Yea but why u mad bro

[Tiggles]

This is one of the saddest posts you have made, And you bitched out on fighting some guy over Pixels.

Also, Thank you for being my first new fan club member since I came back

[Faron]

posting greasy fatfuck thread

[Kekephee]

Who is this Formshifter guy? Why does he think Tiggles is super fat? Anybody know?

It might have something to do with the fact that Tiggles is super fat

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Pity reply. This is the type of thread that happens when you get trolled so hard someone lives inside your head.

Normally not a clownguild fan, but this is fantastic :3

[harnold]

alright folks lets wrap this thread up here, thank you all and goodnight

[Formshifter]

And you bitched out on fighting some guy over Pixels.


lol you got some bad info. i think youre upset because youre unmotivated to lose weight, so now youre lashing out

[Samoht]

i don't normally rate threads, but this one gets 5 stars. easy.

in b4 thread deleted for RL pictures of piggles

[Formshifter]

i don't normally rate threads, but this one gets 5 stars. easy.

in b4 thread deleted for RL pictures of piggles

cant post pics of tiggles, as they exceed the bandwidth. even after resizing they wont fit.


just too fat. too fat.

[Sikorsky]

Pity reply.

[Formshifter]

Oh good a mod is here!


What do you think? will you reunite tittles with his lover if he can lose 50lbs in 6 months?