Plat City (P99 Thug Rap)

[captnamazing]

https://soundcloud.com/captnamazing/plat-city

Posting this here instead of Server Chat cause technically NSFW. Enjoy.

[Turp]

lol nice.

[Formshifter]

immersion is reaching unprecedented levels holy shit



for cereal though, i can make you some better beats if you want.

[Oleris]

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[skitterburst]

nice!

[2pacalypse]

captamazing 1 of the few quality contributors on elfsim, every time I see his avatar and sig I smile +rep

[Argh]

http://i.imgur.com/BczBlRO.gif

[Formshifter]

http://i.imgur.com/BczBlRO.gif

lol got dat halfling munneh

[toosweet]

Best thread of the year candidate!

[khanable]

well done

[Lyrith]

Meh... Keep it up, but not my cup of tea. Props again for making it and posting it up for everyone.

[Danyelle]

Everything went better than expected.

[Sage Truthbearer]

This is gonna be my new workout jam.

[Big_Japan]

ur in God's army son

[Big_Japan]

Meh... Keep it up, but not my cup of tea. Props again for making it and posting it up for everyone.

also ^typical tmo elfsim addict

bet ur real fun at parties

[captnamazing]

immersion is reaching unprecedented levels holy shit



for cereal though, i can make you some better beats if you want.

I used an instrumental version of Tyga- Rack City that I found fo free online. If you like making beats, though, we could make a p99 EP.

[Formshifter]

I used an instrumental version of Tyga- Rack City that I found fo free online. If you like making beats, though, we could make a p99 EP.

lol alright lets do it. start writing some lyrics and i'll work on a few beats.

im thinking we should throw in a really whiny R&B song about chest too

[Anichek]

Consider this the official demand for Yendor to post his self-composed covers...there were a couple of them floating around the old guild site, not sure if the links are still valid!

[Mandalore93]

holy fuck balls yes

[Portasaurus]

fucking yes!

all this p99 meta art is giving me a large wiener. well, larger than usual.

[Susvain2]

lol. Thought it was Corova for a second

[GnashingOfTeeth]

https://soundcloud.com/captnamazing/plat-city

Posting this here instead of Server Chat cause technically NSFW. Enjoy.

Confirmed White as fuck.
Props for the balls to post tho.

[GnashingOfTeeth]

fucking yes!

all this p99 meta art is giving me a large wiener. well, larger than usual.

Port... TMI, just go handle that weeny and wipe up.
Thanks. I will never eat your food again, good chance... jizz on the nosh.

[Tasslehofp99]

LOL great man, very good

[Danyelle]

P99 now sponsored by Beats By Dr. Dre?

[Troubled]

vagina aint handicap

[arsenalpow]

Take your new found riches and don't flake on Vegas.

[Formshifter]

Take your new found riches and don't flake on plat city, bitch. plat plat city, bitch.

[loramin]

Nicely done.

[katrik]

looll fucking awesome. I LOVE this cover too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBeMQN2smWE

[Kushie]

high elf titties bitch

[Ravager]

Don't listen to the critics; this is perfect the way it is.

[FatMice]

I love this but I don't want to hear you take a deep breath.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4185943808/h6EE8E424/

[Big_Japan]

swoot watermark breh

[harnold]

didnt listen but it sucks

[Pookieson]

this is epic

[Nuktari]

that was quite entertaining, thank you!

http://media1.giphy.com/media/12xKGLAbJMWUV2/200.gif

[Diabolos]

LMAO.....

[Swifty]

Shit son!! you just won real life!

[Bones]

http://i.imgur.com/BczBlRO.gif
yes!

[Kekephee]

http://i.imgur.com/BczBlRO.gif

oh wow how the fuck did I miss this

[iruinedyourday]

damn 2 legit

[jarshale]

Top thread in 2015 so far.

[Handpartytowel]

a+

[Burrito]

Just wanted to post in the best thread of the year.

[maerilith]

amazing bro

[maerilith]

Yep!

[Tierael]

Lol, god damnit Filbus...

[Nocsucow]

LMFAO love it a+

[Rivthis]

Loved it


MORE PLEASE

[Formshifter]

lyrican muthafuckin wordsmith bump. got something for you to record, breh


iIIIIIN the city of oggok, born and raised,
in the feerrott is where i spent most of my days,
chillin out max cos we didnt have schools,
and yo, farmin lizardmen outside of cazic-thule,
when a couple o'twinks, who were up to no good,
started sellin pixels in my neighborhood,
i got in one little duel and my mom got scared,
she said "YOU GO FIND AN XP PARTY SOMEWHERE"


well i whistled for a port and when it came near,
the guild tag was <fresh> and he had lice in his rear,
if anything i could tell that this port was rare,
i said "i got a party wait ***** just get me there"


i. zoned. into butcherblock about 7 or 8,
i tossed a few plat and said "thanks, the port was great"
headed to mistmoore, i was finally there,
then some faggot with an OOR healer ganked me. fuck that guy.

[Big_Japan]

without the forum mod tag, what do u got?
an obese career virgin waitin 2 get shot
BY ME, or another *****
and w/ a gat it don tmatter if he's smaller or bigga

[trinkets]

So good

[entruil]

.... "Plat City (P99 Thug Rap)" ...


man... FUCK

[entruil]

shit hurts so much.... fake... lame... and.... obv.... RAGE (i really shook as i yelled and typed).... dam.... why it gottuh be so new and dif.....


its my fault... do what you do... just please dont cross me

[entruil]

without the forum mod tag, what do u got?
an obese career virgin

sry im drinkin but i love this =)