little story about what happened to me this afternoon

[harnold]

I was taking an afternoon jog around the park and I wasnt paying attention and I ended up going head first right up a horses ass! It was a good 10 minutes before I was finally able to pull my head out and my neck is still sore from the strong clenching the horse gave it.

[Misfit21ca]

Hard to believe there is 10 minutes of air in a horses ass.

[Pokesan]

Hard to believe there is 10 minutes of air in a horses ass.

it's all farts

OP breathed the horse farts

[Portasaurus]

I'll bet none of this even happened today guys. I mean it just doesn't seem likely ya know

[Big_Japan]

i hate all this evaluating on whether or not a post is true. Of course it could be fake, it's the internet. can we just assume OP is not lying for the purposes of having a discussion? thank you.

[Portasaurus]

i hate your hating of my evaluating so there. you're welcome

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://i.imgur.com/E1K90aQ.jpg

[Cecily]

it's all farts

OP breathed the horse farts

OP survived on horse farts. A testament to the power of determination and the human spirit.

[Nuktari]

http://media1.giphy.com/media/h48algTkbJUiY/200.gif

[Formshifter]

Hard to believe there is 10 minutes of air in a horses ass.

There isnt, but if you inhale deeply, you can actually pull air through the horse. They even work as snorkels in a pinch.

[FoxxHound]

The biggest reason this story is fiction. OP doesn't know how to exercise...

[harnold]

I love the horse snorkel idea, can't wait to try it next week when I take my bath