P99 as defined by Encyclopedia Dramatica

[zanderklocke]

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/EverQuest

"An emulated project designed to replicate EverQuest to it's original 1999 standard, in other words a gigantic hub for the unemployed to be total basement dwelling fags all over again. The project is run by Rogean, a 21 year old virgin who collects AdSense money in order to finance his plethora of shit cars and Vegas trips. The server hosts it's own forums found here: - P99 forums which attracts a large number of trolls, manchild, attention whores and pedophiles who all like to pretend they are 13 year old boys.

Large amounts of rage are to be found on the forums as the whole collective group of virgins are cock sucking retards that like to spend their leisure time arguing about who hit what dragon first and white knighting for the small group of E-pussy that likes to prostitot for l337 items, even with the absence of posting tits it's still fucking fail. It could be summed up that this project is one gigantic fail boat of bad coding, unwarranted self-importance and forced meme usually in the form of spamming "u mad" in every topic.

The best ways to rape the inhabitants of the EMU is by actually playing the damn game, just by simply logging you're bound to be spammed relentlessly with incoherent nerd rage and petitions, banned immediately, and have your dox dropped on the forums for ruining some aspies play time cause you stole their phat lewt, or simply join a raiding guild and cry about people being a gigantic fucking pussy. "

[katrik]

This is...

Accurate.

[LronTheServerLegend]

katrik help me install eq and get into p99

[pharmakos]

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/EverQuest

"An emulated project designed to replicate EverQuest to it's original 1999 standard, in other words a gigantic hub for the unemployed to be total basement dwelling fags all over again. The project is run by Rogean, a 21 year old virgin who collects AdSense money in order to finance his plethora of shit cars and Vegas trips. The server hosts it's own forums found here: - P99 forums which attracts a large number of trolls, manchild, attention whores and pedophiles who all like to pretend they are 13 year old boys.

Large amounts of rage are to be found on the forums as the whole collective group of virgins are cock sucking retards that like to spend their leisure time arguing about who hit what dragon first and white knighting for the small group of E-pussy that likes to prostitot for l337 items, even with the absence of posting tits it's still fucking fail. It could be summed up that this project is one gigantic fail boat of bad coding, unwarranted self-importance and forced meme usually in the form of spamming "u mad" in every topic.

The best ways to rape the inhabitants of the EMU is by actually playing the damn game, just by simply logging you're bound to be spammed relentlessly with incoherent nerd rage and petitions, banned immediately, and have your dox dropped on the forums for ruining some aspies play time cause you stole their phat lewt, or simply join a raiding guild and cry about people being a gigantic fucking pussy. "

quoted for truth

[paulgiamatti]

total basement dwelling fags

Fair enough.

trolls, manchild[ren], attention whores and pedophiles

Sure, sounds about right.

cock sucking retards

Well, maybe a bit crass, I wouldn't say retards

some aspies

Ah, that will do

collective group of virgins

Now here I draw the line, and must protest. I just sucked like twenty cocks my good sir.

[Oleris]

lol what

Dark Age of Camelot is a 2001 video game set in the Dark Ages so that lusers can ignore their current uselessness by pretending they might have been worth something 100 years ago. The user base is similar to that of other MMORPGS - i.e., fat white people who spend all their money on Dungeons & Dragons books and Warhammer miniatures - but anyone who still plays DAoC at this point is a giant n00b who would be better off with Minesweeper. By far, the most famous member of DAoC community is Olerris, a Jewish potion scamming son of a bitch, who became famous when he "unleashed the fury" on the internet vnboards by thanking everyone for making him 50 platinum pieces, roughly worth 100 bucks, and forcing Mythic to change the rules regarding player housing.

[FoxxHound]

lol'd so hard at the Abacab thing on there.

[myriverse]

I draw the line at prostitot-tion. Save the children!

[LulzSect]

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/2/2f/Everquest_Firiona_Vie.png

[khanable]

needs to be updated, shit is from like 2011

[Cecily]

The last time anyone played on P99.

[Pheer]

lol'd so hard at the Abacab thing on there.

hes probably the one who wrote the entire p99 section, its been on there for years

[Tasslehofp99]

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/EverQuest

"An emulated project designed to replicate EverQuest to it's original 1999 standard, in other words a gigantic hub for the unemployed to be total basement dwelling fags all over again. The project is run by Rogean, a 21 year old virgin who collects AdSense money in order to finance his plethora of shit cars and Vegas trips. The server hosts it's own forums found here: - P99 forums which attracts a large number of trolls, manchild, attention whores and pedophiles who all like to pretend they are 13 year old boys.

Large amounts of rage are to be found on the forums as the whole collective group of virgins are cock sucking retards that like to spend their leisure time arguing about who hit what dragon first and white knighting for the small group of E-pussy that likes to prostitot for l337 items, even with the absence of posting tits it's still fucking fail. It could be summed up that this project is one gigantic fail boat of bad coding, unwarranted self-importance and forced meme usually in the form of spamming "u mad" in every topic.

The best ways to rape the inhabitants of the EMU is by actually playing the damn game, just by simply logging you're bound to be spammed relentlessly with incoherent nerd rage and petitions, banned immediately, and have your dox dropped on the forums for ruining some aspies play time cause you stole their phat lewt, or simply join a raiding guild and cry about people being a gigantic fucking pussy. "

lol ryantwin20 wrote that

[captnamazing]

needs to be updated, shit is from like 2011

no reason to change it imo

[Pint]

no reason to change it imo

[Jfertal]

I liv this post, and this server

[Jfertal]

Luv, gdi

[Laugher]

would high five Smed irl while playing WoW