Dear dude that sneaks into my room at night and leaves recorded stories

[Glenzig_]

I know you’re reading this. You’re tracking my movements, always watching. And you know what? I feel sorry for you. We both know the sooner you show your self the sooner you end up in a Nepalese Death Grip with a side of Brazilian Bone Knots. I have so many friends in the military you have no idea. It takes more than a Hi8 video of a guy with a gambling problem getting skinned alive to intimidate me. And the drawings of those guys robbing the bank meant nothing to me. You know what it communicated to me when all their limbs were sawed off with those blurry insect leg things and their torsos were squirming in that massive puddle of blood? It told me you’re incapable of being a man of action like myself, so you imitate my collecting prowess to spook me. Jokes on you though. Imitation is the highest form of flattery, and everyone knows snuff films have no re-sell market value.

And to the rest of you, the e-mails are getting annoying but a few of you ask good questions:

-No Jon from Oregon this is not me in the mask.
-Linda in Montana I am familiar with the HP Lovecraft short story and no I have no idea what it has to do with the mission at hand.
-“Anonymous” from “no where” why did you send me this?:

http://whatwasfound.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/human-skin.jpg

In other news, turns out the painting Dale traded me is a fake.
http://whatwasfound.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/the_hands_resist_him_by_libmahenots.jpg

I want my vintage ghost pictures back.

[Sidelle]

http://i.imgur.com/pm2fgT9.jpg

[Glenzig_]

Departed The Arctic Circle last night to track down a lead that Aaron found in El Cajon, CA. Apparently there is a direct mention of this guy on one of the primary hard drives.

So I get to this dude’s duplex and he’s like, “are you Doug with the rocket launchers?”, and I’m like “I’m Jesse from the e-mail, are you Shitty Carl?”.

He got all angry because I guess the only guy that calls him that is that guy Chris from the primary hard drive. He said he doesn’t even re-sell electronics anymore because the stuff Chris sold him was broken. I asked him what was wrong with it and he said the computer and camera hard drives were full of footage of Chris and every time he tried to delete it it would re-appear.

I tried to calm him down by letting him know my credentials as a reputable seller on E-Bay, but apparently this guy lives in the stone age. He only deals to some nearby antique store and second hand sporting goods shops. He then called Chris a “low life tweaker” and tried to get me to tell him Chris’ whereabouts to get his money back.

I of course told him that I had no idea, and then gave him all of the “filmmakers” contact details, with the caveat of course that I haven’t seen a penny from these dudes so good luck.

I asked him about the AR-16 assault rifle on his coffee table, and then he finally figured out that I’m a kindred spirit. He took me into his garage and even allowed me to snap some pictures of his collection.

http://whatwasfound.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/picture-71.png

[FoxxHound]

K

[Whirled]

https://arosebyanyothernameblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/dexter-e1358909962396.jpg

[Skinned]

https://arosebyanyothernameblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/dexter-e1358909962396.jpg

Show sucked.

[Poosammich]

Show sucked.

Ending sucked... Show was awesome....

[Skinned]

Ending sucked... Show was awesome....

The premise was a non sequitor. Maybe working in behavior and mental health ruined me on shows that depend on an iffy understanding of the topics.

I hated Death Note too, and it had a lot to do with poor psychological and sociological conclusions...plus the creator loved the main character too much.

But to be fair I'm critical of everything. My wife calls me "the ruiner of things".

[Whirled]

Season 1 was decent... 2 was eh... stopped watching shortly after.
Awesome idea for show regardless of acting, cast, screenplay, etc...

[Poosammich]

The premise was a non sequitor. Maybe working in behavior and mental health ruined me on shows that depend on an iffy understanding of the topics.

I hated Death Note too, and it had a lot to do with poor psychological and sociological conclusions...plus the creator loved the main character too much.

But to be fair I'm critical of everything. My wife calls me "the ruiner of things".

I get that way about CS stuff in shows/movies. Scorpion crap is just outright stupid, any Ape that knows better than to sniff his finger after "itching" can see through the IT bits in that show.

[Glenzig]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/2ceec0452a3b7194ed5fbe7baea75b79/tumblr_n3uckeVQLc1ronhn5o1_400.gif

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

TLDR

[Glenzig_]

you know that hurts my feelings =\

[radditsu]

And now its time for the weather:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyK9UUfChi4


Goodnight, Nightvale, Goodnight.

[Whirled]

made me think of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b0gRdA2QjI

[radditsu]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NiVzIPgCnY


We can be fucking from the heart.

[iruinedyourday]

https://arosebyanyothernameblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/dexter-e1358909962396.jpg

the big bang theory in episodic form.

[katrik]

I have zero clue what's going on in this thread. Dexter was 'ok'.. it was watchable. Ending was sooo stupid.

[iruinedyourday]

I have zero clue what's going on in this thread. Dexter was 'ok'.. it was watchable. Ending was sooo stupid.

lmao i love it when a thread makes no sense

[Glenzig]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/f24e62d697c4217245787bfccd5282c1/tumblr_my3tzz4jIg1s1d168o2_400.gif

[Glenzig]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/ea73f824a8c9f85ea06e7ba7ba0456d4/tumblr_mv6zd5HVlo1qb73tpo2_r1_500.gif

[iruinedyourday]

find the one where he talks about broats.. thats my fave

[Glenzig]

http://i.imgur.com/4eI0v01.gif?1

[iruinedyourday]

woot

[Joeport]

....what?

[radditsu]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjdnPsW9AX4&list=PLLNWstXa1f3_z5CPpq9PMeuzI7rCtCXDI&index=17


The best weather.

[Portasaurus]

http://s24.postimg.org/bg4n44znp/DREXTR.jpg

[Glenzig]

http://s24.postimg.org/bg4n44znp/DREXTR.jpg

Hahahah!!!! I can't even tell if that has been pot shopped or not.

[Glenzig]

Photo shopped.*

It was definitely pot shopped.

[Rararboker]

Ha! This is sort of funny, I live in El Cajon CA and my name is Jesse. Whoever this Glenzig impersonator is, I now fear for my life because he is definitely onto me.

Pls Dr. Bruhl, help me!

[LulzSect]

http://i.imgur.com/OQNonT2.jpg

[Glenzig_]

Tried to track down the woman that sent me the hard drives from China. I'm pretty sure her attorney said something about ashes

[maerilith]

https://i.imgur.com/8AENE.jpg