Breaking my silence on <Nomsanto Industries>

[Pringles]

I am breaking my silence, I cannot tolerate this racism and sexual harassment anymore. I am outing these guys.

So I was playing my Iksar Necro the other night, strolling the EC tunnels when I ran into this halfling druid named Greengrocer.

He proceeds to sexually harass me AND force me into cannibalism! WTH?!?!?! Why do we tolerate this?


[Sun Nov 23 15:12:57 2014] You fail to locate any food nearby.
[Sun Nov 23 15:13:02 2014] [1 Druid] Greengrocer (Halfling) <Nomsanto Industries>
[Sun Nov 23 15:13:59 2014] Greengrocer says, 'Hail, Neksar'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:13 2014] Greengrocer says, 'What are you wearing, Neksar?'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:26 2014] Greengrocer is looking at your equipment...'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:30 2014] You say, 'khakis'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:34 2014] Greengrocer whistles at Neksar appreciatively.
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:36 2014] Greengrocer says, 'Yea you are'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:44 2014] Greengrocer says, 'Lookin real good tonight Nek'
[Sun Nov 23 15:15:01 2014] Greengrocer says, 'So'
[Sun Nov 23 15:15:02 2014] Greengrocer says, 'Are you hungry'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:27 2014] Greengrocer has offered you a Lizard-on-a-Stick.
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:33 2014] Greengrocer says, 'I'll give you 5pp if you eat it'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:46 2014] Greengrocer says, '10?'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:48 2014] You say, 'just no'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:49 2014] Greengrocer says, 'Everybody has a price'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:51 2014] You say, 'NOT RIGHT'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:52 2014] Greengrocer says, '100pp'
[Sun Nov 23 15:16:55 2014] Greengrocer says, 'EAT IT'

Unfortunately I have no screenshots, I hope these logs suffice.

Say something.... see something.....

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

[Sun Nov 23 15:14:13 2014] Greengrocer says, 'What are you wearing, Neksar?'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:26 2014] Greengrocer is looking at your equipment...'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:30 2014] You say, 'khakis'
[/QUOTE]

Gold. Fucking gold.

[Whirled]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciN4gxb9s84

[Sidelle]

[Sun Nov 23 15:14:13 2014] Greengrocer says, 'What are you wearing, Neksar?'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:26 2014] Greengrocer is looking at your equipment...'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:30 2014] You say, 'khakis'

http://glossynews.com/wp-content/themes/gazette/thumb.php?src=http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/001c1.jpg&h=300&w=300&zc=1&q=90

[Rivthis]

So what was your price?

[citizen1080]

I put on my wizard hat and robe...

[Nuktari]

http://media2.giphy.com/media/hb1W6zs55ZUIM/200.gif

[Argh]

http://glossynews.com/wp-content/themes/gazette/thumb.php?src=http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/001c1.jpg&h=300&w=300&zc=1&q=90

[Greengrocer]

Logs can be faked.

Having said that, Neksar's price is 100pp.

[Rivthis]

Logs can be faked.

Having said that, Neksar's price is 100pp.

Muhahhaha, great to know

[Jfertal]

Best thread of 2014

[Orruar]

[Sun Nov 23 15:14:13 2014] Greengrocer says, 'What are you wearing, Neksar?'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:26 2014] Greengrocer is looking at your equipment...'
[Sun Nov 23 15:14:30 2014] You say, 'khakis'

Not to victim blame, but you were sort of asking for it. Unless you say no, it's not rape.

[citizen1080]

Khakis pretty much just scream rape me. Office Depot is like an all you can rape buffet.

[iruinedyourday]

Logs can be faked.

Having said that, Neksar's price is 100pp.

lmao

[Pringles]

Logs can be faked.

Having said that, Neksar's price is 100pp.

Now you're slandering me?? Unbelievable! You have no proof. I never inhaled!

[Pringles]

I hope that my getting this out in the open encourages more victims to come forward. I understand there may be as many as 15 more that were forced to do unspeakable things with meat.

[Pringles]

Not to victim blame, but you were sort of asking for it. Unless you say no, it's not rape.

Wtf man! An iksar wearing khakis walking through the dark tunnels of EC does not excuse his behavior.

[Swish]

I'm just going to leave this food porn advert here (from the late 90s I think) as I'll never have another chance at fitting it into a thread :p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpuiLm8wzBo

[citizen1080]

Best Gif yet Swish

[Galelor]

khakis pants, khakis capris, khakis shorts, or a khakis skirt? It makes a difference!

[Whirled]

I hope that my getting this out in the open encourages more victims to come forward. I understand there may be as many as 15 more that were forced to do unspeakable things with meat.

I was groped during a teleport once so keep your meat safe!

[Dizey]

Wtf man! An iksar wearing khakis walking through the dark tunnels of EC does not excuse his behavior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7QNw1LRJv4

[Alawen]

I've been laughing at this thread for the past five minutes. Greengrocer is the best.