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Ketu Garyx
12-06-2014, 06:25 PM
I hope this makes for an interested read...I'm going to write it down as I work on it, as this is still ongoing. Ridiculous.

Part One:

As a low level mage (on my alt) I am travelling to OOT to buy lvl 16 and 20 summoning spells. An easy enough task, to be sure. Happily I take the boat from Freeport, anticipating an easy trip, purchase the spells, and a nice gate back home. It was not to be. After making the swim from the boat to AC my invisibility popped and I landed, directly, onto a shark.

Part Two:

My friend retrieves my corpse from the ocean and drags it to Sister's Island. I screwed up, alright, I will get my corpse back and carry on. As I wait in Freeport for the boat I pass the time talking to some fellow travelers. The boat finally arrives and I attempt to walk on. As I do so I am suddenly bitten by my parrot and walk into the water. My swimming skills being very bad, I made it back to the docks in front of the boat just in time to watch it pull away one second before I am going to step on.

In a rage I hurry and run to EC where I frantically send a tell to a druid from dial a port to take me to BB in order to catch the boat on the other side. Luckily, the very nice druid takes me to BB, I cast invisibility upon myself and hurry to BB Docks where I catch the boat.

Upon arrival at Sisters I retrieve my corpse, and re invis, and swim to AC island. My luck once again proves that it is unreliable as my invisibility pops on top of another shark.

Part 3:

Frantically I run back to EC and find a druid to invis and sow me (as I have now de-leveled and can no longer cast it myself). Making it to EFP I run across one of the passengers who had been on the boat from BB and my heart sinks as I watch it sail into the distance.

Running back to EC the other kind druid sows and ports me to BB to try to catch the boat once again. Upon arriving I am attacked by a skeleton while everyone at the rings watches as I ask someone to kill it (as I had no spells memmed, due to my haste in trying to catch the boat). The druid's zoning takes several minutes so I have to bail and run towards the docks without invis and with a skeleton on my tail.

Upon arriving at the docks I conceive a plan where I will get on the other side of the docks, force them to run towards the skeleton and kill it, thus, opening up the docks entrance for me to run through while they attack the skeleton. This plan fails and the guards shove 18 inches of Kaldim steel up my dark-elf ass.

Part 4.

I am now waiting at the freeport docks. I will update this later.

Whiteberry
12-06-2014, 06:30 PM
Nice. If you still need help / rez later when I get on ill be glad to do so.

Ketu Garyx
12-06-2014, 06:32 PM
I have made it onto the FP boat as we speak....and am currently waiting for the second dock. This feels like the one. Thanks though!

Ketu Garyx
12-06-2014, 06:48 PM
The Saga continues - my corpse was near someone who was KOS, in an attempt to get just close enough to summon I was murdered. I am now getting a rez from a guildie...I hope this is over.

Ketu Garyx
12-06-2014, 06:50 PM
Done!

Ketu Garyx
12-06-2014, 06:52 PM
I got a rez from a guildie, gonna have to pay for the essence emerald, but i got it!

Itap
12-06-2014, 06:53 PM
EverQuest is so unforgiving. Luckily, the players seem to be helping out quite a bit :)

Glenzig
12-06-2014, 08:25 PM
Time to reroll. :)

DetroitVelvetSmooth
12-06-2014, 09:13 PM
...The boat finally arrives and I attempt to walk on. As I do so I am suddenly bitten by my parrot and walk into the water. My swimming skills being very bad, I made it back to the docks...

Wat.

Kekephee
12-06-2014, 09:32 PM
As I do so I am suddenly bitten by my parrot and walk into the water

roaring applause

Swish
12-06-2014, 09:39 PM
After making the swim from the boat to AC my invisibility popped and I landed, directly, onto a shark.

:( Terrible luck

http://img.pandawhale.com/38848-The-Feels-gif-UHzu.gif

indiscriminate_hater
12-07-2014, 02:06 AM
murdered

Master Roshi
12-07-2014, 03:11 AM
cant stress how nice lev is for the oot vendor run

DarkwingDuck
12-07-2014, 06:22 AM
Ouch. Wish I had access to my epic cleric ...
I'd go get all those rezzes up for ya

Clark
12-07-2014, 08:01 AM
Thanks for share! My goodness rough times.

buffmagnum
12-07-2014, 08:29 AM
It was the robe that threw me off. In head you were a high elf....the same light blue the oracle has that I kill now and then to give the robe to an upcoming iksar necro in caibilis when I finally go sell...about the third trip from OOT, I hammer to OT and throw crap in the bank. Yeah LF EEs if anyone has for closer to 300pp will buy tenish. Maybe try a necro, but they are tough til 8 then its constantly improves.<wave>

Ketu Garyx
12-07-2014, 12:57 PM
I have to admit that looking back I find it all pretty hilarious, and Phry, you helped a lot, even though one of those times you assisted in getting me murdered :P

I learned from this (and slightly before this) that I don't really like casters that much and indeed, that mage has been deleted. I am not a superstitious person by nature but I can't help but feel it was cursed.

And thank you, yes, the parrot thing was quite miraculous. She does shit at the most inopportune times

webrunner5
12-08-2014, 10:27 AM
Time to reroll. :)

Sort of what I was thinking lol. :p Maybe a Druid to save on all the ports he needs.

Thulack
12-08-2014, 10:33 AM
Sort of what I was thinking lol. :p Maybe a Druid to save on all the ports he needs.

His main is a druid :P

Ravager
12-08-2014, 10:35 AM
Why is bad fortune always makes the best EQ stories?

Poosammich
12-08-2014, 10:49 AM
EQ has teh tough loves... =]

Ketu Garyx
12-08-2014, 12:39 PM
Yet for all its frustration and rage, I still love it.

Ketu Garyx
12-08-2014, 12:40 PM
His main is a druid :P

Long time no see man! How ya been? Just came back from a long long break myself.

Ketu Garyx
12-08-2014, 12:41 PM
It was the robe that threw me off. In head you were a high elf....the same light blue the oracle has that I kill now and then to give the robe to an upcoming iksar necro in caibilis when I finally go sell...about the third trip from OOT, I hammer to OT and throw crap in the bank. Yeah LF EEs if anyone has for closer to 300pp will buy tenish. Maybe try a necro, but they are tough til 8 then its constantly improves.<wave>

I was actually wearing the robe of the oracle, so you weren't far off lol!

Thulack
12-08-2014, 01:04 PM
Long time no see man! How ya been? Just came back from a long long break myself.

I've been seeing all your posts :). I'm doing good. On a break myself. Log on occasionally to say hi but for most part just a board lurker anymore.

rsloans84
12-08-2014, 01:07 PM
Why would u delete youre mag over dying lol next time work on youre divination. Thx for the funny read

captnamazing
12-08-2014, 02:37 PM
next time, take screenshots and write a 999 line poem about it

gj

Ketu Garyx
12-08-2014, 06:45 PM
Why would u delete youre mag over dying lol next time work on youre divination. Thx for the funny read

I stated this before, I have had a few intelligence casters and I just don't seem to enjoy them. This death spree solidified that.


- Thulack

Let me know when you come back man, should do something, maybe Astald will be 60 by then, I am working his RV faction (for Epic) at the moment from that one drunken halfling murder spree.