For all you neckbeards out there, a new way to finally lose that virginity!

[AnOldEnemy]

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/man-admits-killing-mom-losing-virginity-corpse/791860/

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[NegaStoat]

"Davis said he once killed a cat and violated it sexually, and he dreamed of cutting a girl’s head off and having sex with her body."

Desperation from getting a guild suspension from raiding, probably.

[AnOldEnemy]

All that pent up angst from being raid suspended and not being able to feel good about your internet accomplishments? Well, just kill your mom and fuck her and get it all out!

[iruinedyourday]

how is kaga still posting then?

[Estolcles]

Texas.

'Nuff said.

[Misto]

Probably voted for Obama.













































































What? I don't care if he was 16 during the 2012 election. STFU.

[Sidelle]

He is literally a motherfucker.

Take him out back and shoot him. The end.

[derpcake]

Hoped this was R99 recruitment thread.

[Patriam1066]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fhm9RSDIp00

[Sidelle]

^^Heheh :)

[Tasslehofp99]

He is literally a motherfucker.

Take him out back and shoot him. The end.

if only it was that easy in america

[myriverse]

Bah. Matter has to be animate to lose virginity, imo. Otherwise, you could just stick it in any old thing.

[jarshale]

Texas.

'Nuff said.

That's how we roll down here.