GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT SKUNK

[Skittlez]

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HABE TO SPRAY MY DOGS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT?!?!?!?! FUCK! NOW I SMELL LIKE AZURE!!!

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

Prolly closer to MTB Tripper.

[Thulack]

Love the smell of a skunk. Makes me want to smoke a bowl when i smell one.

[GnashingOfTeeth]

LOL

[BurgyK]

Burning tires and shitty coffee

[Skittlez]

Burning tires and shitty coffee

Oh my god the smell is atrocious. Shit made me vomit.

[Clark]

This happened to one of our dogs few weeks ago. Glad he didn't get it in the face :(

[Galelor]

I have had it happen to the same dog like 3 times. You'd think he would learn to stay the fuck away, but he runs right for a straight sniff of skunk ass hole every time...

He got it in the face once, and I felt so bad because he was pushing his head along the grass to try and get it off. I had to get buckets of water and dump over his face to help him.

Your dog is going to stink for a month, and then it is going to still smell a little bit if you get close for another month... There is no cure...

[Galelor]

I also had a skunk die in a window well to my basement one time... It had been hit by a car and crawled down there to die... Animal control wouldn't come get it because it was already dead. I had to get it out, and get rid of it...

We tried every home remedy and nothing got rid of the smell. It was several months of house smelling like skunk. It happened really close to the laundry and the clothes lines...

I went into work the next day and people were like, omg you stink! I'm not joking.

Fuck skunks...

[Shannacore]

Tomato juice, right?

[Skittlez]

Tomato juice, right?

Its a total myth. Then you just smell like tomato and skunk

[Clark]

Its a total myth. Then you just smell like tomato and skunk

[Grimjaw]

hit a skunk in my car once. smell was putrid, like toxic, it was so strong. everyone in the car smelled like skunk it was baked into our skin and clothes hair etc. came off of us no problem, but everytime getting into the car for 3 months it frigging reeked

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Yeah it smells like burnt rubber/plastic when you're close up. Basically nothing like when you briefly pass it on the highway.

You never really get it all out, however, I had some decent success with hydrogen peroxide, soap and baking soda. Google those three ingredients + skunk and you should get the correct quantities.

Best of luck.

[Dillian]

battery acid works. but............

[Dillian]

I have had it happen to the same dog like 3 times. You'd think he would learn to stay the fuck away, but he runs right for a straight sniff of skunk ass hole every time...

He got it in the face once, and I felt so bad because he was pushing his head along the grass to try and get it off. I had to get buckets of water and dump over his face to help him.

Your dog is going to stink for a month, and then it is going to still smell a little bit if you get close for another month... There is no cure...


http://www.superfreegift.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/1-funny-dog-pictures-i-am-so-going-after-that-skunk-again-tomorrow.jpg

[Sidelle]

I came a little too close to a skunk once. It was like 3am, I had just picked up my 4 year old from his babysitter and was fumbling for my keys (lived in a secured building at the time) so I almost didnt even look when I heard him say "puppy!". Yeah it was a skunk, like 10 feet from us in the bushes. That would have fucking sucked... We got lucky but I empathize with anyone subjected to that stench, human or animal.

[FoxxHound]

Too bad you're not a pot head. Half of my friends think that shit smells good.

I dunno if it works for the same for skunks (or dogs). However when I got decomp smell on me. I took a REALLY hot shower. Scrubbed down with lemon juice to open up the pores really wide, and then dumped tomato juice into them. I still smelled, but not nearly as bad.

[Dillian]

This worked for me. My dog has medium length hair. I shaved her, which she hated of course. For some reason dogs dont like electric motors with blades strapped on to them.
I used real Dawn. the blue stuff. Then i febreeze her and then gave her another Dawn bath. It worked for me. Now dont like soak your dog in febreeze like you do when your trying to avoid washing a blanket or something. Just lightly mist everything but her head.
If you must mist her head be careful of her eyes and nose. I recommend taping them shut with duct tape. If you dont wanna do that or are a peta member, spray a paper towel with it pretty good and scrub her head like a 4 day old dirty pan.

Post back here with results please



Also i hope you like the little bit of humor. I have never taped my dogs eyes or nose shut. But i did do this method and it worked pretty damn good

[Dillian]

Edit: I used real Dawn. The blue stuff and bathed her.

[Skittlez]

This worked for me. My dog has medium length hair. I shaved her, which she hated of course. For some reason dogs dont like electric motors with blades strapped on to them.
I used real Dawn. the blue stuff. Then i febreeze her and then gave her another Dawn bath. It worked for me. Now dont like soak your dog in febreeze like you do when your trying to avoid washing a blanket or something. Just lightly mist everything but her head.
If you must mist her head be careful of her eyes and nose. I recommend taping them shut with duct tape. If you dont wanna do that or are a peta member, spray a paper towel with it pretty good and scrub her head like a 4 day old dirty pan.

Post back here with results please



Also i hope you like the little bit of humor. I have never taped my dogs eyes or nose shut. But i did do this method and it worked pretty damn good

Our dogs have decently long hair but it only took two washes to clean the dog that was sprayed directly. We had to use a mixture of hydrogen peroxide, baking soda and Dawn. Then for all my stinky ass clothes we used Tide Sport along a few ounces of natures miracle skunk odor remover. Shit came right out. Our room specifically got the absolute worst of it since the house is raised and the dogs trapped the bastard under us directly.

Today I climb underneath to try and get that shit gone for good.

[runlvlzero]

I take offense to that, I have a nice perfume from estee lauder thx very much.

also your a moron for letting your dogs out at night lol... what a fucking tool

[runlvlzero]

oh, and mix some vineger and tomato sauce and give your dogs a bath, then wash that shit off, they will smell less bad

[Skittlez]

I take offense to that, I have a nice perfume from estee lauder thx very much.

also your a moron for letting your dogs out at night lol... what a fucking tool

They have a dog door and skunks aren't too common around us. Last time I had a skunk stink my shit up I was in Junior High.

[Skittlez]

oh, and mix some vineger and tomato sauce and give your dogs a bath, then wash that shit off, they will smell less bad

Smells already gone completely with the concoction we made.

[runlvlzero]

Smells already gone completely with the concoction we made.

I'm calling peta for not using all natural ingrediants to cure your doggy smells.

j/k had to say something but didnt want to read thread

glad everything is fine

dogs, like people, need experiences and challanges to keep them happy and fulfilled/growing nothing bad about that, also an experience for u :P cause u now had 2 read and replied 2 some of my posts

thx

[Thulack]

Too bad you're not a pot head. Half of my friends think that shit smells good.

I dunno if it works for the same for skunks (or dogs). However when I got decomp smell on me. I took a REALLY hot shower. Scrubbed down with lemon juice to open up the pores really wide, and then dumped tomato juice into them. I still smelled, but not nearly as bad.

Its because a good bag of weed when you smell it gonna make you pull your head back outta the bag and say "fuck". Thats basically what a skunk smell is. But yeah riding with people pass a dead skunk i take a nice deep breathe while everyone else is holding their nose lol.

[Dillian]

Awesome Grats for you for getting rid of the stench!

[Rust1d?]

I take my beagle out on a leash at night because I know we have a few skunks that hang out. I walked out the front door and heard something in the bush. Pointed the flashlight and the skunk was there. It then walked up onto my front porch. I was yelling at it but it would not go. I waited about 10 min and it finally left, with my beagle baying at it the entire time.

Another night my dog was about 5 feet from it, literally. The skunk did not even raise its tail. I moved back slow and waited for it to go away. I think they are used to humans but I think the cats fuck with them because I smell the spray some nights.

[Galelor]

http://www.superfreegift.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/1-funny-dog-pictures-i-am-so-going-after-that-skunk-again-tomorrow.jpg

No joke! Skunk ass hole must smell amazing to dogs. Considering how my dog acts around every other animal, that is what he was going for when he got skunked...

It is funny that this thread came up because last night I let the dog in and he went up stairs for bed. About 2 minutes after I let the dog in I could smell skunk. A minute or so later, the dog came running down the stairs with his tale between his legs and he was shaking. Maybe the dog got the point after being sprayed in the eyes last time...