I want to kill some cats

[August]

Hiyo,

I have a lvl 19 enchanter sitting at Kerra Isle. I'd love to group there and duo / trio, hell, let's splurge for a full group even and just murder some kittens.

I hate cats in real life and my wife won't let me get rid of the two that we have, so this is the only way for me to release my pent up rage after my cats knock over my personal milk dish or when they mark my leather furniture.

You WILL ruin your Kerra Isle faction - but most of you probably didn't even know Kerra Isle had a faction.

If you're poor, I'll even pay for your taxi ride there - just hit up Toxxulia Forest and head west.

Message me on the forums or in game on Tomtee, Pizzatime, or Prehistoric and we can truly murder some cats. Shaman preferred, but literally anything that can heal would work pretty well - I'd just like to avoid having to switch pets as we dungeon crawl through the zone.

[Swish]

Hiyo,

I have a lvl 19 enchanter sitting at Kerra Isle. I'd love to group there and duo / trio, hell, let's splurge for a full group even and just murder some kittens.

I hate cats in real life and my wife won't let me get rid of the two that we have, so this is the only way for me to release my pent up rage after my cats knock over my personal milk dish or when they mark my leather furniture.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1368113726727.gif

[Clark]

I support the killing of cats.

[Swish]

I support the killing of cats.

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-29155-Blink-182-WHAT-THE-FUCK-gif-Im-YEwO.gif

get help pals, stop hatin on your feline friends.

[Kytross]

I figured hhe was going to ask for Luclin

[Clark]

I figured hhe was going to ask for Luclin

Haha same. Swish cats shed too much!!

[zanderklocke]

I hate cats. They suck.

[iruinedyourday]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/A5ASDAg.gif

[Kimmie]

http://jilliancyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/crying-cat.gif

http://leehyojung.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/3445973356_2f8510869b.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSUWjchFbkPv-_7VrxERuCmWhBvS5eIHgW5i-aLaD2IukYSi_sDA

http://img.mota.ru/upload/wallpapers/source/2009/07/15/11/02/3771/animals_828.jpg

http://data3.whicdn.com/images/8355033/large.jpg

[Cistern]

i went to rehab with a motherfucker like you we were in the breakfast line and he was all like "i fuckin hate cats dude lol" to some other complete faggot right in front of me, and this dude was all bitch-like and just agreeing like "yea hehe i love killing cats" like it was cool, cept when they realized i just overheard what they just FUCKIN said about cats it was over. they thought they were about to eat some hash browns instead their browns got hashed by your truly. i basically slam-jocked the first dude who claimed he was in the marines, cept he didnt know about the stone cold stunner. then this little complete faggot right after tried to run away and got peoples elbow'd all over the damn lunch ladies.

long story short youre a faggot if you like to hurt animals, a complete faggot.

[Rekrul]

i went to rehab with a motherfucker like you we were in the breakfast line and he was all like "i fuckin hate cats dude lol" to some other complete faggot right in front of me, and this dude was all bitch-like and just agreeing like "yea hehe i love killing cats" like it was cool, cept when they realized i just overheard what they just FUCKIN said about cats it was over. they thought they were about to eat some hash browns instead their browns got hashed by your truly. i basically slam-jocked the first dude who claimed he was in the marines, cept he didnt know about the stone cold stunner. then this little complete faggot right after tried to run away and got peoples elbow'd all over the damn lunch ladies.

long story short youre a faggot if you like to hurt animals, a complete faggot.

Its probably obvious to everyone but you that you're the complete faggot.

[stakha]

Me and a few friends went there last Sunday, actually. The five of us had the zone to ourselves. It was a good time until we went into one building and mobs pathed under the world and wiped us twice. After that, we just avoided that building and the xp was quite good (we were almost all lvl 20) but the loot was crap. Lots of milk and fresh fish dropped, though. There is a mob called a Catfisher, who is lower level than most of the other mobs, but get this... The motherfucker never had any fish. Such a terrible fisher. All in all it was a good time. My friend petitioned and Eunomia showed up, verified the underworld pathing and gave us 100% gm reses to get the lost xp back :-)

[Swish]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/A5ASDAg.gif

winning!

[Daywolf]

I kill cats all the day long. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. You aint ever had cat until you had karana cat. And some of those hides can fetch a pretty platnum :D
Ca-ta-toes...!

Daywolf approves of this thread.
*lifts leg*

[myriverse]

i went to rehab with a motherfucker like you we were in the breakfast line and he was all like "i fuckin hate cats dude lol" to some other complete faggot right in front of me, and this dude was all bitch-like and just agreeing like "yea hehe i love killing cats" like it was cool, cept when they realized i just overheard what they just FUCKIN said about cats it was over. they thought they were about to eat some hash browns instead their browns got hashed by your truly. i basically slam-jocked the first dude who claimed he was in the marines, cept he didnt know about the stone cold stunner. then this little complete faggot right after tried to run away and got peoples elbow'd all over the damn lunch ladies.

long story short youre a faggot if you like to hurt animals, a complete faggot.
Yeah but... pretty sure this guy meant pixels.

[Whirled]

There's a fishing pole quest there and some other good low lvl fun.
http://wiki.project1999.com/Kerra_Island
I also enjoy slaying the imaginary foes but don't be hatin on the little furry things man.
Have you ever tried meditation?

[Stormlight]

Aww come on, the Kerrans have been through enough! Go kill those evil bastard Erudites in Paineel. :D

[August]

No takers on this yesterday.

Going to try again at ~6 PM PST today. Hit me up on Prehistoric or on Tomtee.

[JayN]

fuck cats

[Rattle Squirrell]

i went to rehab with a motherfucker like you we were in the breakfast line and he was all like "i fuckin hate cats dude lol" to some other complete faggot right in front of me, and this dude was all bitch-like and just agreeing like "yea hehe i love killing cats" like it was cool, cept when they realized i just overheard what they just FUCKIN said about cats it was over. they thought they were about to eat some hash browns instead their browns got hashed by your truly. i basically slam-jocked the first dude who claimed he was in the marines, cept he didnt know about the stone cold stunner. then this little complete faggot right after tried to run away and got peoples elbow'd all over the damn lunch ladies.

long story short youre a faggot if you like to hurt animals, a complete faggot.

Is this guy serious ...........

[Cistern]

Is this guy serious ...........

i am 1 million percent serial and if u try to ever steal my cats or ec tunnel pixels i WILL swanton bomb u jeff hardy style

[Rattle Squirrell]

i am 1 million percent serial and if u try to ever steal my cats or ec tunnel pixels i WILL swanton bomb u jeff hardy style

Seem tougher than I am prepared to handle at the moment. You win sir

[iruinedyourday]

but get this... The motherfucker never had any fish. Such a terrible fisher.

:D

[captnamazing]

i went to rehab with a motherfucker like you we were in the breakfast line and he was all like "i fuckin hate cats dude lol" to some other complete faggot right in front of me, and this dude was all bitch-like and just agreeing like "yea hehe i love killing cats" like it was cool, cept when they realized i just overheard what they just FUCKIN said about cats it was over. they thought they were about to eat some hash browns instead their browns got hashed by your truly. i basically slam-jocked the first dude who claimed he was in the marines, cept he didnt know about the stone cold stunner. then this little complete faggot right after tried to run away and got peoples elbow'd all over the damn lunch ladies.

long story short youre a faggot if you like to hurt animals, a complete faggot.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Daywolf]

serial
What is this, some Al Gore South Park episode?? :rolleyes:
All credibility lost...
Ha-haa!

[Nagash]

Best guide on how to kill cats can be found here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOfb9XgYlk4

[Baler]

I found this and I thought it just spoke for it self.

http://everquest.allakhazam.com/mediabox/befallen-cats.jpg

[Danyelle]

http://jilliancyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/crying-cat.gif

http://leehyojung.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/3445973356_2f8510869b.jpg

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http://img.mota.ru/upload/wallpapers/source/2009/07/15/11/02/3771/animals_828.jpg

http://data3.whicdn.com/images/8355033/large.jpg


In the arrrrrrrrrrrrrms offfffffff an angeeeeeeel.

[Clark]

i am 1 million percent serial and if u try to ever steal my cats or ec tunnel pixels i WILL swanton bomb u jeff hardy style

Swanton bomb haha.

[Daywolf]

http://i.imgur.com/Bd0qszk.gif?1

[Kraz]

Good thread, would read again.

[Daywolf]

http://i.imgur.com/GJzYOkH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IpUfGgN.gif

[Zadrian]

How the fuck do people hate cats? We wouldn't have the internet if it wasn't for cats.

[Azure]

Cats R really bad lewtz

[August]

Excuse me;

Can someone tell me why my thread asking to group in Kerra Isle is now in Rants, Flames, and NSFW?

Are we just throwing stuff in here without actually reading the thread contents? I was hoping this would grab attention and actually convince someone to come play in an underutilized zone.

This is some BS

[iruinedyourday]

Because Cistern should be banned for his contribution.

[Daywolf]

Excuse me;

Can someone tell me why my thread asking to group in Kerra Isle is now in Rants, Flames, and NSFW?

Are we just throwing stuff in here without actually reading the thread contents? I was hoping this would grab attention and actually convince someone to come play in an underutilized zone.

This is some BS
Well... look at it this way, lots of people active in the RnF forum, though you will prolly get flamed just for flame sake here, making any sense or not... usually not.

Cats R really bad lewtz
GTFO! L2P!!!!
Actually, some cat loot is not too bad. It's more of a tailor resource, and some of the hides are pretty rare drop. Depends on where and what cats you hunt of course. But generally you need a tracking class to do it well enough, which is nice for having a ranger here anywat, one of the few reasons to have one here.

[Gaffin 7.0]

allergic to cats kill them all

[Ghordo]

allergic to cats kill them all

[Danyelle]

allergic to cats kill them all

Gaffin I love you but you can't be doing that shit, come on!

[iruinedyourday]

holy shit this is relevant, was in befallen helping someone try to get corpse and i was looking through walls on second floor and vviouallay (have no idea how to spell voila)

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25736152/relevant.JPG

[a_gnoll_pup]

killing cats is slang for masturbation

[Daywolf]

killing cats is slang for masturbation
More like licking yourself... :o
...and drinking out of the toilet.