How to pick up ladies according to Chest

[Strifer]

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[Strifer]

Repop day for BDA

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[Rellapse40]

plenty of fat girls in bda for him to hook up with tho

[Strifer]

plenty of fat girls in bda for him to hook up with tho

How does he lure them in though? Simple!

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[pufen]

shit thread, let it fall to the wayside

[Rellapse40]

A long, long time ago
I can remember that I cried
I wish I became your widowed bride
The church bells all were broken
But something touched me deep inside
I believe it was your filthy cock
you pulled out of a lesbian stripper a few days prior
who was fucking you in exchange for dope
The day the music died

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll
Can music save your mortal soul
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I knew that you're in love
'Cause I saw you dancing in my dreams
That was when I decided to
fuck anyone to forget you

I was a lonely teenage wreck
But I knew I was karmic
The day the music died

Now for twenty years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone
But that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for me
Oh, and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And I sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died

Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The birds flew off a dead tree
high and falling fast
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast

We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the player tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?
This'll be the day that I die
Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the devil's only friend

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell

And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died
And in the streets, the children screamed
The lovers cried and the poets dreamed
you are very lucky you didn't get your wish
because you were in love with a witch
it was written in the stars
no soul will survive me

a wish to possess
a misplaced wish to posses your self
if you really loved me
you would have been my friend
when you met me I was barely fifteen
it wasn't my fault I was beautiful
you libidinous Italian slut

you looked at me with one eye
you may have destroyed my purity
but the intensity of my pain is immortal
a gifted spiritualist on crack
lacking in self restraint
I didn't steal you from you
why did I have to pay?

all the good that could have been
all the suffering set in motion
tell me will you ever get that urge to consume
under control

you didn't love me tenderly
you stole my virginity
with sodium amytal
and proudly announced you fucked me

I couldn't walk for days
I was covered in bite marks
and bruises
so cut the fucking bullshit

I spent so much time
wondering if I did it to myself
even to this day making love feels like assault
I try to hide it but they see it in my eyes
the gentle souls I wished to love run from it
oh but the pigs never care

I must thank you for terrorizing me so deeply
from it was born the terrifying
we saw ourselves in each other

I say this with absolute respect
you are truly horrifying
and I learned
so am I

love is like magic
it will never work till you get your ego under control
I find so many of you drawn to me like moths
I revere and the sacred
I tremble in awe of creation
so many of you moths mock me for this
while trying to fly into my burning heart
where the consumer becomes the consumed
why won't you stop mocking me and light your own room

one day there will be no drugs to save you from how intense reality truly is
no foggy lenses to subdue its brightness
no lies left to justify the filth you wallow in

you had no right to do what you did to me

Do you know the song I raped?
Do you remember why it's our song?

[Samoht]

why stop short, nub? why not post the uncensored animated version

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[Strifer]

why stop short, nub? why not post the uncensored animated version

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_tpJQtl64_BY/ShweBlE4swI/AAAAAAAAAhU/0jzhN16pZH0/%5BUNSET%5D.gif?imgmax=800

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3668642/flipping-tables-and-shit-o.gif

[Detoxx]

one day there will be no drugs to save you from how intense reality truly is
no foggy lenses to subdue its brightness
no lies left to justify the filth you wallow in


fits you pretty well bro

u feels?