in traffic for 3 hours need to pee

[Knuckle]

A car got knocked off the bridge no way to get out of this traffic. I must relieve my bladder of this agony. What techniques do you use to prevent urinating all over yourself?

[radditsu]

unzip and aim for your mouth.

[Whirled]

Challenge pissing ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JytisL-c67o
get on the level

[Aben]

Bounce up and down in your seat :)

[harnold]

You can try shutting the fuck up and jumping off the bridge too

[Rhambuk]

if traffic isn't moving just step out of your car for a minute. nothing like the freedom of having a dick

[Glenzig]

Are you on the bridge?

[Whirled]

Make sure no cops around or they get FTE with the ticket tho. fwiw

[myriverse]

if traffic isn't moving just step out of your car for a minute. nothing like the freedom of having a dick
What we did when we were evac'ing for Katrina.

[Knuckle]

Are you on the bridge?

yeah I got stuck in this traffic right past the San Jose exit trying to get to Orange Park since about 830 currently I'm about halfway through the bridge

[Juevento]

A car got knocked off the bridge no way to get out of this traffic. I must relieve my bladder of this agony. What techniques do you use to prevent urinating all over yourself?

Obviously not Class C material... Real EQrs always are ready to raid with poopsock and piss bottle.

[Knuckle]

Obviously not Class C material... Real EQrs always are ready to raid with poopsock and piss bottle.

on the contrary II am a veteran EQ mu however never had the need to poop sock seems to be a blue server epidemic

[Glenzig]

yeah I got stuck in this traffic right past the San Jose exit trying to get to Orange Park since about 830 currently I'm about halfway through the bridge

Go to the downwind side and let er rip man.

[fishingme]

I have heard stories from a diesel semi truck mechanic that has worked on numerous semis tell me that alot of truckers have holes cut in their seats and bottom of the cab so they can shit and pies while driving. Would never of believed it if he didn't show me a picture.

[indiscriminate_hater]

that's why i always carry a huge cup is my car. piss cup is great for long road trips. plus you can empty it out while you're driving and almost guarantee that your piss will end up on someone's car

[Whirled]

We used to play Pizzonya when roofing back in the day. You better have maxed your dodge if you were bringing up more shingles, lol

[JayN]

put your hood up and piss into your grill "classic"

[Velerin]

piss a little, let it dry, piss a little let, it dry, repeat.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

I like to keep a snap-top iced tea bottle in my car for when you really gotta go. They key is to use your foreskin to "dock" with the bottle which, in an ideal world will allow you to minimize the amount of urine that splashes onto your Tasmanian devil seat covers.

You'll obviously have to adapt the bottle to your skin-missile shape but once you get it down you'll hear a reassuring "fart" noise as displaced air continually breaks the smegma/urine vapor lock.

Be safe!

[Glenzig]

What's a foreskin?

[Servellious]

Always keep an empty Gatorade jug in your car. Always

[Champion_Standing]

Oh come on, take a 20oz pop bottle, squeeze the air out, creates a little suction and you are good to go with minimal mess. Basic traveling with a penis knowledge here kids.

[Glenzig]

The heck is a pop bottle?

[Gaffin 7.0]

The heck is a pop bottle?

DAT SODA POP

[Deridin]

3 hours ain't that bad. Hasn't anyone here made it through the LOTR movies?

[Knuckle]

350z doesnt have much space, and it was suppose to be a 15minute drive to work, not 5 hours. didn't piss myself but a solid 12oz of foamy urine goodness welcomed the toilet when i arrived.

[Rivthis]

I have heard stories from a diesel semi truck mechanic that has worked on numerous semis tell me that alot of truckers have holes cut in their seats and bottom of the cab so they can shit and pies while driving. Would never of believed it if he didn't show me a picture.

Those holes are to empty your piss bottle out and or poopsock, people get a little upset when you throw a Gatorade bottle full of piss on their lawn.

Pro tip: The holes can as be used to dump your supply of "keep-me-ups"

[Rhambuk]

Go big or go home

http://http://www.texasscientific.com/products/images/0113.jpg

[Rhambuk]

muff.

done trying to post pictures, don't want a folder full of random pics of catheters anyway.