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greenblze420
07-02-2014, 01:04 AM
i know most of you neckbeards are going 2 be like omg fucking basketball im trying 2 poop in a sock but im all out of socks... shockingly there are some of us who like the sweet smell of pussy and the sun... shit like this is very important


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CsqbZ-n82Y

indiscriminate_hater
07-02-2014, 01:08 AM
Shut up

DeruIsLove
07-02-2014, 02:08 AM
Shut up

Nuggie
07-02-2014, 02:13 AM
That's classy MJ. Not getting into a "My dick is bigger than yours" match. Didn't click link btw.

Rellapse40
07-02-2014, 02:15 AM
mj wud win tho

Sirken
07-02-2014, 02:50 AM
mj wud win tho

you're right. mj even said it sarcastically ("Kobe would win because he steals all my moves")

Sirken
07-02-2014, 02:52 AM
greatest team? - http://youtu.be/jqEL4CDWXR8

Strifer
07-02-2014, 03:00 AM
you're right. mj even said it sarcastically ("Kobe would win because he steals all my moves")

I WANT SPACE JAM TWO

Sirken
07-02-2014, 03:27 AM
remember Toni Kukoc? remember when poor toni got beat up by the dream team in 92? http://youtu.be/s2k2yTOpcQ8


sorry my mj boner

Nocsucow
07-02-2014, 03:40 AM
Awesome video

Susvain2
07-02-2014, 11:51 AM
remember Toni Kukoc? remember when poor toni got beat up by the dream team in 92? http://youtu.be/s2k2yTOpcQ8


sorry my mj boner

Pippen was rustled because the bulls getting kukoc = no pay raise for pippen

Ps: i came to this thread to see greenblazes hot sisters. Didnt deliver

Dragonsblood1987
07-02-2014, 11:57 AM
i know most of you neckbeards are going 2 be like omg fucking basketball im trying 2 poop in a sock but im all out of socks... shockingly there are some of us who like the sweet smell of pussy and the sun... shit like this is very important


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CsqbZ-n82Y

It seems more like you enjoy watching enormous sweaty black men play with their balls in front of thousands of people.

Glenzig
07-02-2014, 12:57 PM
Hypothetical one on one basketball games are VERY important. Thanks for letting us k ow what's going on in the real world.

khanable
07-02-2014, 12:59 PM
Isn't mj a massive asshole in person?

Glenzig
07-02-2014, 01:11 PM
Isn't mj a massive asshole in person?

Most athletes and celebrities are. I'm sure Kobe is too.

khanable
07-02-2014, 01:12 PM
I mean like he would laugh at a sick child kind of asshole

Glenzig
07-02-2014, 01:17 PM
I'm sure that would depend on who's child it is.

Ahldagor
07-02-2014, 02:17 PM
lolz jordan
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rWHfoxxA6LI/0.jpg

Susvain2
07-02-2014, 03:36 PM
I mean like he would laugh at a sick child kind of asshole

no. he tons tons of shit for kids. big charity giver. loves to do events for kids, just not grown men. hell do autographs for kids, but if youre a grown man and stop him at the hotel he aint gonna be that friendly. u feel

Archalen
07-02-2014, 05:59 PM
Kobe is such a diva. His agent said Kobe would be unwilling to play for anyone but the lakers, hence the draft day trade.

Archalen
07-02-2014, 06:00 PM
I dare somebody to prove me wrong.

toosweet
07-02-2014, 09:14 PM
greatest team? - http://youtu.be/jqEL4CDWXR8
Or someone might say the Bill Russell era Celtics who from 1957-1969 won 11 titles.

harnold
07-02-2014, 09:26 PM
i know most of you neckbeards are going 2 be like omg fucking basketball im trying 2 poop in a sock but im all out of socks... shockingly there are some of us who like the sweet smell of pussy and the sun... shit like this is very important


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CsqbZ-n82Y


Lol I'm sure staring at sweaty ****** ass gets u a lot pussy

greenblze420
07-02-2014, 10:04 PM
Pippen was rustled because the bulls getting kukoc = no pay raise for pippen

Ps: i came to this thread to see greenblazes hot sisters. Didnt deliver

if you want to see my hot sisters id be happy to post some pics for you

Gaffin 7.0
07-02-2014, 10:38 PM
MJ is like 80 and a legend stfu

Aviann
07-02-2014, 11:13 PM
MJ is like 80 and a legend stfu

Plus neither of them are the best.

Nuggie
07-02-2014, 11:16 PM
Kobe probably looked up to MJ when he was a kid.

Gaffin 7.0
07-02-2014, 11:16 PM
I agree

Aviann
07-02-2014, 11:19 PM
Kobe probably looked up to MJ when he was a kid.

He did when he joined the NBA, everyone either did or hated him. He was the most publicized and Legend'd player in history, and although was a complete badass at what he did, if you look at the numbers across the span of the past 40 or so years, he still lacks among others.

Regardless, I'd rather watch Jordan dunk clips on youtube than any other basketball player highlights ever.

Gaffin 7.0
07-02-2014, 11:27 PM
rather watch d-wade all day

Rellapse40
07-02-2014, 11:32 PM
bulls old school team could beat the shit out of all the shitty nba teams this day n age

u didnt see jordan walking off the court with cramps

lulz

also miami heat is garbage

Gaffin 7.0
07-02-2014, 11:34 PM
stick to redneck football you have no idea what your talking about

Rellapse40
07-02-2014, 11:35 PM
miami heat is garbage

Gaffin 7.0
07-02-2014, 11:37 PM
:rolleyes:

DetroitVelvetSmooth
07-03-2014, 12:27 AM
You'd rather watch Dwade. For all his talent he plays the game like a complete pussy. No player plays for the foul like he does, and no player quails in the face of opposition or injury like he does. Watching Miami lose this year was the sporting highlight of the decade so far. Not 3, not 4, not 5 not 6. The genetic cesspool of Florida deserves to be let down more often. Or more hurricanes maybe? Tainted batches of meth? I dunno, more of whatever those people are scared of.

greenblze420
07-03-2014, 12:42 AM
you're right. mj even said it sarcastically ("Kobe would win because he steals all my moves")

was just trolling cuz i love kobe ....but i was born and raised right outside chicago so obvi its mj over everything... it just made me happy to hear him say thoes words

greenblze420
07-03-2014, 12:44 AM
miami heat is garbage

real talk.... mj never even saw a game 7 let alone sit there and let his team get stomped into the floor like a buncha retards

Gaffin 7.0
07-03-2014, 08:08 AM
You'd rather watch Dwade. For all his talent he plays the game like a complete pussy. No player plays for the foul like he does, and no player quails in the face of opposition or injury like he does. Watching Miami lose this year was the sporting highlight of the decade so far. Not 3, not 4, not 5 not 6. The genetic cesspool of Florida deserves to be let down more often. Or more hurricanes maybe? Tainted batches of meth? I dunno, more of whatever those people are scared of.

typical miami hater that must have lost to us yikes

DetroitVelvetSmooth
07-03-2014, 09:55 AM
My favorite part about the story is how the heat have become the most despised team in sports, and then totally embraced the role. (Lets dress all in black! lol)

Oh, here's a story that perfectly encapsulates the place you've decided to spend your life -
THIS...IS....FLORIDA!



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/29/article-0-11F733A3000005DC-753_306x423.jpg

DetroitVelvetSmooth
07-03-2014, 09:56 AM
hyper link fail. here it is ...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2652104/Model-burned-3-500-year-old-tree-called-The-Senator-high-meth-avoids-jail-time.html

Sirken
07-03-2014, 09:58 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2gd0m0lBR1qe1pkvo1_500.gif

Ahldagor
07-03-2014, 02:24 PM
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Ahldagor
07-03-2014, 02:25 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/Robert%20Horry/horryjordan.jpg

Ahldagor
07-03-2014, 02:25 PM
lolz jordan
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rWHfoxxA6LI/0.jpg

Mac Drettj
07-03-2014, 02:45 PM
Old dudes don't count those were the days of white teams and a single 7 ft black dude.

Obviously handicap.

Ahldagor
07-03-2014, 03:45 PM
kareem is the best player ever

Dillian
07-03-2014, 03:50 PM
BB is for pussys.... American Football FTW

Nocsucow
07-03-2014, 04:04 PM
bulls old school team could beat the shit out of all the shitty nba teams this day n age

u didnt see jordan walking off the court with cramps

lulz

also miami heat is garbage


I remember when he had 103 temp and scored like 64 points

Glenzig
07-03-2014, 06:24 PM
BB is for pussys.... American Football FTW

As long as you don't touch them in the head or knee or make physical contact with a quarterback.

Aviann
07-03-2014, 09:03 PM
I remember when he had 103 temp and scored like 64 points

He gets better as he gets sicker!

Sirken
07-03-2014, 09:58 PM
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Ella`Ella
07-03-2014, 11:19 PM
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You're just on some bullshit high because you think you're going to get Carmelo to the bulls. You're dick-ridin'! If we didn't just get Napier, you can bet your ass these paycuts from the heat would be going towards getting Carmelo.

Fuddwin
07-03-2014, 11:25 PM
Boy.. Kareem sure has a long index finger... o.O

Detoxx
07-03-2014, 11:53 PM
You're just on some bullshit high because you think you're going to get Carmelo to the bulls. You're dick-ridin'! If we didn't just get Napier, you can bet your ass these paycuts from the heat would be going towards getting Carmelo.

Bulls aint got enough cash to pay Carmelo. Wont happen. Dallas on the other hand....

DetroitVelvetSmooth
07-04-2014, 12:06 AM
Melo is a big city player he doesn't want to go to texas - no place for a black man to raise a family. He's coming to chicago if rose can prove to him that hes not a crippled has-been.

Ahldagor
07-04-2014, 03:56 PM
rockets are proly going to end up with bosh who'll get more touches and not be the only inside presence on the team. wade will take a paycut then lebron will do whatever he does. miami turned into cleveland on lebron which wasn't part of the deal.

Ahldagor
07-04-2014, 06:47 PM
skinny bitches gonna break his dick

Sirken
07-04-2014, 07:43 PM
You're just on some bullshit high because you think you're going to get Carmelo to the bulls. You're dick-ridin'! If we didn't just get Napier, you can bet your ass these paycuts from the heat would be going towards getting Carmelo.

i hate melo :cool: