Omni

[Shinko]

Steps Up to the plate


Welcome to Class C

[Nestea]

Congratulations Omni on earning respect

[danceparty]

Omni enters the blender fearlessly

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[zanderklocke]

Isn't Omni some ex-BDA?

[ssfarmer]

from what i've heard they are ex bda who couldnt stand bda leadership (ie why everyone leaves that guild)

[Pheer]

Player 3 has entered the game

[Pint]

What'd they kill?

[khanable]

I think they got on inny's/maestro's aggro list while they were 1 grouping hate

I don't think this was intentional lol

[danceparty]

i have logs of Omni in zone before Inny popped, then they engaged. Suspension inc. Grats.

[Tiggles]

i have logs of Omni in zone before Inny popped, then they engaged. Suspension inc. Grats.

TMO and IB has welcomed the guild Omni into their weekly VP rotations.

[Rellapse40]

from what i've heard they are ex bda who couldnt stand bda leadership (ie why everyone leaves that guild)

[SyanideGas]

So a new guild forms on P99 and decides to clear hate and somehow accidentally gets on Inny's aggro list. Then TMO trolls them. I am shocked. How could the good guys of the server do such a thing?


Stay Classy TMO.

[joe426]

more of a congratulations than a troll imo

welcome :)

[Yibz]

So a new guild forms on P99 and decides to clear hate and somehow accidentally gets on Inny's aggro list. Then TMO trolls them. I am shocked. How could the good guys of the server do such a thing?


Stay Classy TMO.

Here you'll see BDA qq'ing in its natural habitat. Notice the obsessive TMO focus and utter lack of awareness.

[Sckrilla]

So a new guild forms on P99 and decides to clear hate and somehow accidentally gets on Inny's aggro list. Then TMO trolls them. I am shocked. How could the good guys of the server do such a thing?


Stay Classy TMO.
Way to take shit so seriously all the time, typical mad BDA.

[Hitpoint]

So a new guild forms on P99 and decides to clear hate and somehow accidentally gets on Inny's aggro list. Then TMO trolls them. I am shocked. How could the good guys of the server do such a thing?


Stay Classy TMO.

BDA is salty that Omni is showing them.

[Cecily]

up

[Lazie]

Grats Omni! See you in VP!

[Kekephee]

TMO spin machine breaking down throwing haymakers at Skarry for pointing out how disgusting it is to step all over the dicks of a guild that's barely two weeks old and made up entirely of really great people. No one falls for it because Skarry is the second most laid-back dude in BDA, runner-up only to Cucumbers the UnMadable who is so mellow even TMO spin disaster Lazie would pay good money just to suck him off through a hole in a sheet.

[Frieza_Prexus]

TMO spin machine breaking down throwing haymakers at Skarry for pointing out how disgusting it is to step all over the dicks of a guild that's barely two weeks old and made up entirely of really great people. No one falls for it because Skarry is the second most laid-back dude in BDA, runner-up only to Cucumbers the UnMadable who is so mellow even TMO spin disaster Lazie would pay good money just to suck him off through a hole in a sheet.

It's obviously a mistake that'll be corrected shortly. Most are simply poking a bit of fun at the situation. This is pretty tame for your average RnFing.

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[Hitpoint]

TMO spin machine breaking down throwing haymakers at Skarry for pointing out how disgusting it is to step all over the dicks of a guild that's barely two weeks old and made up entirely of really great people. No one falls for it because Skarry is the second most laid-back dude in BDA, runner-up only to Cucumbers the UnMadable who is so mellow even TMO spin disaster Lazie would pay good money just to suck him off through a hole in a sheet.

It's a joke take it easy.

[Kekephee]

It's a joke take it easy.

TMO spin machine backpeddling!

Classic "haha, I was just kidding Charles, I totally don't want to suck your dick, that would be gay, haha it was a joke" maneuver!

[Kekephee]

It's obviously a mistake that'll be corrected shortly. Most are simply poking a bit of fun at the situation. This is pretty tame for your average RnFing.

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Why an Erudite gotta be a gorilla?

[Alarti0001]

Way to take shit so seriously all the time, typical mad BDA.

Fuck... when will BDA stop crying... its so fucking sad to take a game this seriously.

[Alarti0001]

TMO spin machine backpeddling!

Classic "haha, I was just kidding Charles, I totally don't want to suck your dick, that would be gay, haha it was a joke" maneuver!

Classic keke "puts foot in mouth scenario" then blames spin machine.

Fully immersed.

[Kekephee]

its so fucking sad to take a game this seriously.

Alarti guildremoved from TMO immediately for spreading dangerous ideas among the pixel soldiers; crucified like a retarded software-programmer version of Jesus with no cool magic powers

[Fael]

Omni sent TMO people a tell, jokingly stating "we are gunning for ya now."
That BDA is crying foul and suggesting that this thread is evidence of TMO douchebaggery and "stepping on dicks" sheds further light into the deepening psychosis that exists in BDA.

Jesus. You people need to lighten up.

Dolic

[Alarti0001]

Alarti guildremoved from TMO immediately for spreading dangerous ideas among the pixel soldiers; crucified like a retarded software-programmer version of Jesus with no cool magic powers

Please show one example of a software programmer being crucified... ever.

[Alarti0001]

Omni sent TMO people a tell, jokingly stating "we are gunning for ya now."
That BDA is crying foul and suggesting that this thread is evidence of TMO douchebaggery and "stepping on dicks" sheds further light into the deepening psychosis that exists in BDA.

Jesus. You people need to lighten up.

Dolic

This was going to be a light-hearted jest with Omni but it has quickly become the typical "Why BDA so crazy" thread.

[khanable]

Please show one example of a software programmer being crucified... ever.

Completely off topic, but wasn't there some issue of some chick at a dev convention who tweeted about two developers that were sitting behind her making sexual jokes amongst themselves and they were basically nailed to the wall for it?

Not backing anyone here, just came to my head as I read this though :)

[Kekephee]

Omni sent TMO people a tell, jokingly stating "we are gunning for ya now."
That BDA is crying foul and suggesting that this thread is evidence of TMO douchebaggery and "stepping on dicks" sheds further light into the deepening psychosis that exists in BDA.

Jesus. You people need to lighten up.

Dolic


Who needs to lighten up? We're all just trolling here. The guy who made the thread, the guy who made a big deal out of how mean you guys are being to Omni, the guy who made a big deal of the guy making a big deal of how mean you guys are being to Omni, the guy who made a big deal of that, everyone. This is all jokes.

[Kekephee]

Who needs to lighten up? We're all just trolling here. The guy who made the thread, the guy who made a big deal out of how mean you guys are being to Omni, the guy who made a big deal of the guy making a big deal of how mean you guys are being to Omni, the guy who made a big deal of that, everyone. This is all jokes.

This is all jokes except for the part about Alarti being guildremoved from TMO for saying people shouldn't take this game so seriously**** that really happened

[Alarti0001]

Completely off topic, but wasn't there some issue of some chick at a dev convention who tweeted about two developers that were sitting behind her making sexual jokes amongst themselves and they were basically nailed to the wall for it?

Not backing anyone here, just came to my head as I read this though :)

No clue, sounds interesting!

[Kekephee]

"omg everybody I'm eavesdropping on this private conversation and it is SO OFFENSIVE to my personal sensibilities SOMEBODY STOP THESE NERDS"

[Nuggie]

Omni is the leader-lite version of BDA?

[khanable]

No clue, sounds interesting!

http://www.businessinsider.com/adria-richards-dongle-and-forking-jokes-2013-3

I didn't read the article so I don't know which position they took, but I remember it being big news and was heavily debated months ago.

[mgellan]

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[Artaenc]

Omni is the leader-lite version of BDA?

either that or a staged split to get double pixels from class R, who knows.

[Kekephee]

http://www.businessinsider.com/adria-richards-dongle-and-forking-jokes-2013-3

I didn't read the article so I don't know which position they took, but I remember it being big news and was heavily debated months ago.

Meh. I guess the whole "why eavesdropping on someone else's conversation and getting them in trouble?" argument doesn't really work here since it looks like they were sitting in the middle of a crowded presentation of hundreds of people, talking loud enough that people nearby could hear. So I no longer defend these guys. Gotta learn to whisper, or save it for afterwards, or hell, these are supposed to be tech dudes, why can't they just text that shit back and forth

[Nuggie]

Meh. I guess the whole "why eavesdropping on someone else's conversation and getting them in trouble?" argument doesn't really work here since it looks like they were sitting in the middle of a crowded presentation of hundreds of people, talking loud enough that people nearby could hear. So I no longer defend these guys. Gotta learn to whisper, or save it for afterwards, or hell, these are supposed to be tech dudes, why can't they just text that shit back and forth

I've tried to whisper... shit doesn't work. I'm incapable.

[Juevento]

So Omni now has the same status as TMO and IB. Grats on that!

Also should be noted that said status was incurred in the same method as Lord Bob getting into Class R (engaging a mob that pops while your in zone).

Interesting introduction to the raid scene guys.

:P

[arsenalpow]

I'm starting to notice a pattern here. Keke IMMEDIATELY knew the best website for streaming when you want to show everyone your stroke. He then concocted this highly elaborate scenario of fellatio through a sheet. Plus he plays a bard...

Keke is into some shit y'all.

[Lazie]

Keke thinks he is joking...but his jokes are never funny.

[Kekephee]

I'm starting to notice a pattern here. Keke IMMEDIATELY knew the best website for streaming when you want to show everyone your stroke. He then concocted this highly elaborate scenario of fellatio through a sheet. Plus he plays a bard...

Keke is into some shit y'all.


Sex through a hole in the sheet is in the Talmud! Maybe I'm just Jewish!

[arsenalpow]

Keke thinks he is joking...but his jokes are never funny.

I'm so shocked being that you're a cog in that TMO spin machine.

[Kekephee]

Keke thinks he is joking...but his jokes are never funny.

See if I ever include you in a light-hearted jab again

Try to be buddies, try to join in on the RNF, try to play the mean guy on the internet game just for fun in a low-stakes thread where people shouldn't be sensitive for real, this is what I get. Lazie confirmed humorless, disgusting ant-pig

[Lazie]

See if I ever include you in a light-hearted jab again

Try to be buddies, try to join in on the RNF, try to play the mean guy on the internet game just for fun in a low-stakes thread where people shouldn't be sensitive for real, this is what I get. Lazie confirmed humorless, disgusting ant-pig

I don't mind the jab. Just make it funny.

[Lazie]

I'm so shocked being that you're a cog in that TMO spin machine.

Shouldn't you be raging at someone in vent right now ?

[Kekephee]

I don't mind the jab. Just make it funny.

Please. You wish every day of your life that you were hilarious enough to make a sex through a hole in the sheet joke. You must be so fucking depressed.

[Imslap]

See if I ever include you in a light-hearted jab again

Try to be buddies, try to join in on the RNF, try to play the mean guy on the internet game just for fun in a low-stakes thread where people shouldn't be sensitive for real, this is what I get. Lazie confirmed humorless, disgusting ant-pig

Ant-pig may be one of the funniest insults I have ever heard.

[Lazie]

Please. You wish every day of your life that you were hilarious enough to make a sex through a hole in the sheet joke. You must be so fucking depressed.

I am. I take depression meds in between shots of whiskey. One morning I won't wake up!

[Kekephee]

I am. I take depression meds in between shots of whiskey. One morning I won't wake up!

Finally we have something in common. This is a breakthrough.

[Lazie]

Finally we have something in common. This is a breakthrough.

Indeed. Now to break the hive mind you acquired following the cult of Chest. We could use a good bard in TMO.

[Juevento]

Indeed. Now to break the hive mind you acquired following the cult of Chest. We could use a good bard in TMO.

Confirmed, all of TMOs bards suck.

[SyanideGas]

Indeed. Now to break the hive mind you acquired following the cult of Chest. We could use a good bard in TMO.

BDA kool-aid confirmed sweeter than TMO's

[Funkutron5000]

Indeed. Now to break the hive mind you acquired following the cult of Chest. We could use a good bard in TMO.

Take that, Imslap, Dolic, Topsy, etc!

[Tiggles]

Wow! This Keke dude is Hella unfunny, I'd rather have Chest post mouth frothing rage than listen to that dude try and compete in RNF.

[Imslap]

Take that, Imslap, Dolic, Topsy, etc!

I think your quote is more of a "Take that" to Yibz... YOU HEAR THAT YIBZ YOU FAGGOT?!?!

[Kekephee]

I'm a terrible bard, probably the worst BDA has ever seen. We don't like to air these things publically, because it undermines our image of strong and unity, but Chest actually forms the raid groups personally, picking each member of each group according to their class and what they offer to the group, and in my case he factors me in as if I were a 46 ranger. I'm beyond even death tough fodder, he makes me autofollow a cleric singing my mana song and forbids me from touching any other buttons or typing in guild chat. If I talk in vent he sighs really, really loud before answering me.

[Imslap]

Wow! This Keke dude is Hella unfunny, I'd rather have Chest post mouth frothing rage than listen to that dude try and compete in RNF.

Can we get a class R RNF where they can take turns posting?

[Kekephee]

Wow! This Keke dude is Hella unfunny, I'd rather have Chest post mouth frothing rage than listen to that dude try and compete in RNF.

People who still say "hella"

[Lazie]

BDA kool-aid confirmed sweeter than TMO's

Cocaine is not a sweetener.

[arsenalpow]

I usually have to kite Fear on Chest because Keke is bad at it. These are irrefutable facts.

[YendorLootmonkey]

I'm a terrible bard, probably the worst BDA has ever seen. We don't like to air these things publically, because it undermines our image of strong and unity, but Chest actually forms the raid groups personally, picking each member of each group according to their class and what they offer to the group, and in my case he factors me in as if I were a 46 ranger. I'm beyond even death tough fodder, he makes me autofollow a cleric singing my mana song and forbids me from touching any other buttons or typing in guild chat. If I talk in vent he sighs really, really loud before answering me.

"Keke, go start kiting the bees on Isle 6."
"But you guys are on Isle 1 and just starting to make groups!"
"Less arguing, more kiting of bees."
"Didn't you just say we're just doing 1-5?"
"JUST GO KITE BEES INDEFINITELY!!!"

[Tiggles]

I usually have to kite Fear on Chest because Keke is bad at it. These are irrefutable facts.

Rofl,

Thanks for showing up today KeKe

[Lazie]

Take that, Imslap, Dolic, Topsy, etc!

I should have said 1 more good bard. Since Chest obviously doesn't value keke

[Kekephee]

I'll get better when I get level 60, when I get more resist gear, and when I learn to play my class

[SyanideGas]

I'll get better when I get level 60, when I get more resist gear, and when I learn to play my class

I'm cheering for you Keke. You can do it man.

[Yibz]

"Keke, go start kiting the bees on Isle 6."
"But you guys are on Isle 1 and just starting to make groups!"
"Less arguing, more kiting of bees."
"Didn't you just say we're just doing 1-5?"
"JUST GO KITE BEES INDEFINITELY!!!"

I kited Bees for 3 hours once for Shaere. Didn't even seem wrong at the time.

[Kekephee]

On the rare, rare, RARE occasion that I successfully kite isle 2, BDA always thinks it's hilarious to not tell me when the last azerack is down so I wind up running in a circle around the island for literally an hour sometimes.

[Yibz]

I think your quote is more of a "Take that" to Yibz... YOU HEAR THAT YIBZ YOU FAGGOT?!?!

Whoah

[arsenalpow]

I invited Keke to Fogo the other weekend to meetup with some BDAers and he flaked.

[Tiggles]

I invited Keke to Fogo the other weekend to meetup with some BDAers and he flaked.

Fun Fact: IF you go to Fogo before 3pm you get the same food but for only $30!

Baller on a budget ya'll!

[Funkutron5000]

Fun Fact: IF you go to Fogo before 3pm you get the same food but for only $30!

Baller on a budget ya'll!

Also you want to sleep for the rest of the day. Only do this if you can go home for a shower/ nap immediately after.

[arsenalpow]

Always get that mango papaya thing afterwords. Helps you digest.

[Glitterati]

I kited Bees for 3 hours once for Shaere. Didn't even seem wrong at the time.

Oh man, all those strats he would throw at the wall trying to make one stick. Good times!

[Kekephee]

I invited Keke to Fogo the other weekend to meetup with some BDAers and he flaked.

When people send me Vent PMs I don't realize it until I close my EQ window and see it underneath my game. Also you guys were in Austin and I was in Houston, or something like that.


Also I was too busy running in circles around an empty island

[Bboboo]

People who still say "hella"

Hey it's a California thing yo.

[Godefroi]

Congratz Chest on your 2nd BDA split up guild lol.

[Emsee]

Hey it's a California thing yo.

Just a Central, NorCal thing at that. Remember moving to Sac years ago and hearing it from everyone. Now even Jack N Box has the "hella hungry" midnight munchy meal lol.

[Troubled]

Congratz Chest on your 2nd BDA split up guild lol.

I imagine there'll be a split of the latest split soon. They're not allowed to post in RNF but have already started.

[Artaenc]

Congratz Chest on your 2nd BDA split up guild lol.

This division is going to be the one controlling IB btw just so you know in advance. Haven't you ever heard of a corporate hostile take over before?

[Relbaic]

When people send me Vent PMs I don't realize it until I close my EQ window and see it underneath my game. Also you guys were in Austin and I was in Houston, or something like that.


Also I was too busy running in circles around an empty island

And too busy making awful videos!

[Lictor]

I hope this empty island wasn't Galveston

[Anichek]

Also you want to sleep for the rest of the day. Only do this if you can go home for a shower/ nap immediately after.

And get the meat sweats and shake like you have a cold, until 12 hours after consumption you drop the "fogobomb" and finally have relief.