Uthgaard's Return

[Shannacore]

For some unknown reason, Uthaard has returned to the Project 1999 forums. Please post here your good, bad, or unforgettable memories of this doucher.

[Shannacore]

He changed my surname pretty swiftly after my /petition, thanks guy.

[Lazie]

He seems less of a doucher than you honestly.

[Shannacore]

He seems less of a doucher than you honestly.

Says the guy who joined after he left. +0

[Shannacore]

This is a MEMORIAL, don't shit up my thread.

[Colgate]

Who Posted?
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Shannacore 4
Lazie 1

[Lazie]

This is a PLEA FOR ATTENTION, don't shit up my thread.

[Shannacore]

Naw, I get attention here without asking for it.



I am looking for Uthgaard stories though, I know a lot of people had really good experiences. So go away.

[Shannacore]

Look, I'm sorry I made fun of some old fart's back-boobs (not really). I constantly trolled your shit. How was I to know that time was one was your relatives?

Anyway, I stop in here about once a year and add a little excitement to people's lives. It's not exactly news.

Relative or not, come on dawg.

[quido]

Uthgaard is the hero P99 dev staff needs but doesn't deserve.

[Shannacore]

You're derailing my thread. I am asking for some good-hearted stories.

[Artaenc]

What this thread needs, is a poll. I may just make a new one. Should I cameo for an event to commemorate Velious? If so, classic script or original design? These are the questions that matter.

Truly miss those GM events that you used to run.

[Estolcles]

What this thread needs, is a poll. I may just make a new one. Should I cameo for an event to commemorate Velious? If so, classic script or original design? These are the questions that matter.

Cameo with original design. A rare one-off character to kill in EQ would be nice.

[a_gnoll_pup]

Where was my return thread?

[Glitterati]

Uthgaard help me out one time. I wanted to buy him candy and strippers for his efforts!

[Pheer]

guess I'll have to be the first to post an actual story

copy/pasted from some random RNF thread from like 6 months ago:

When i went to camp CoS in early kunark a couple guys from the same guild were trying to camp chief + all the CoS spawns at the same time, I assumed they were just at chief so I started killing one side of the CoS spawns and then they raged and petitioned on me. Soon as I saw uthgaard's name appear next to me I knew exactly what to do.

He sent me some kind of tell like "youve got 60 seconds to explain yourself before I ban you" or some other kind of fucked up virtual foot-on-my-neck statement, so I calmly explained what happened, making sure to make myself look like a victim. As expected when he talked to the other guys they raged out and got themselves temp banned just from how they spoke to him regardless of whether they were right or wrong.

Once they were gone and he had left the zone I had myself a nice empty chief + CoS camp and got my idol, CoS, and locket all in one session.

[Tasslehofp99]

This one time when I was about lvl 59 on tasslehof, and had JUST gotten C2/full buffs to go get some exp. Anyway, this dude uthgaard summons me to the top of KC and death touches me for no apparent reason other than because Stealin told him to.


Then this other time, I was grouped with some two boxers in upper guk, and I asked a few friends what they thought I should do. They told me to petition it, so I did.

When uthgaard showed up, he said something along the lines of "Do you have proof they are boxing?" or something like that, and when I obviously said "No, that's why I petitioned." he turns around and suspends me for 3 days for "wasting the GM's time."

Pretty sure that was my first month on the server, though, so I did not know to avoid crazy power trippers like the plague yet.

[Estolcles]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4294/eq000082a.jpg

Of all things, this was my favorite. I had 3 DPS (deaths per second)

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29721

When I told nilbog I did it, his response was "classic"

Can you give an explanation to this, since it's not that explanitory?

[a_gnoll_pup]

Dud(ette) I didn't even know who you were until you responded to a thread about you 5 hours ago. Shoulda gone with something more obvious during your tenure as a ban-dit. Like, I went with Uthagain.

:( too true. I figured animorphic creatures would be instantly recognizable because my forum Avatar was an Iksar previously.

Little did I know I was just a young pup when I thought of that idea.

I already used the account ghost of sterces or something for a post... but I long lost the info to that.

[jooo]

Uthgaard threatened to ban me because I was pulling another camp's mobs to hands room.

Dude is a faggot.

[Estolcles]

Elaborate, good ser

It would require a patch so that everyone could see it, but make a character model (or mix and match from everything in both regular and Luclin models), and make it a special character. Have it played by a GM, and then.... I dunno, either find them in a game of "Hide and Go Seek" or hunt them down and kill them (with the loot being an undroppable version of an item of high value or a specially created item for the event), or something else creative.

[sulpher01]

This one time when I was about lvl 59 on tasslehof, and had JUST gotten C2/full buffs to go get some exp. Anyway, this dude uthgaard summons me to the top of KC and death touches me for no apparent reason other than because Stealin told him to.


Then this other time, I was grouped with some two boxers in upper guk, and I asked a few friends what they thought I should do. They told me to petition it, so I did.

When uthgaard showed up, he said something along the lines of "Do you have proof they are boxing?" or something like that, and when I obviously said "No, that's why I petitioned." he turns around and suspends me for 3 days for "wasting the GM's time."

Pretty sure that was my first month on the server, though, so I did not know to avoid crazy power trippers like the plague yet.

Basically the guys a brain damaged narcissist... the majority of peoples encounters with him were like this. Why do you think hes here posting again?

[Shinko]

fuck this thread

[Tiggles]

We used to have GM events when uthgaard was GM.

[phacemeltar]

show bewbs

[Gaffin 7.0]

never had a problem with uth

[BurgyK]

Banned me from irc because I said something he didn't approve of. Asshat
/rustle2011 or so

[Tiggles]

Uthgaard once pushed me against a wall and forced his hand down my pants.

It was ok...

[BurgyK]

Must've been some other guy on a power trip.
I suffered much for the injustice

[hatelore]

One might also say that your mother should have swallowed, but once we get into the realm of should have and could have, the point is really academic, because here you are, for better or worse.

Hahhaha, spilt mah drink! /thread

[Tiggles]

Stop fighting with him Big Uthgaard, He is an IB member who can't post on his forum account.

You probably don't know but IB has banned RNF posts on main accounts so they use throwaways to spam people. Sirken tells me who they are and I keep a list for when they apply to TMO.

I don't know who this one is yet.

[Tiggles]

See, if I didn't know any better I'd say it was harrison. But I know harrison well enough that I know it's not him. He just trolls exactly like him. Except, I think he isn't trolling....

Tiggles.... I think this guy is serious....

He's genuinely mad at the internet.

Harrison had a mental breakdown after he had his kid, Jeremy drove him off the boards. It was sad really.

Also, this guy is obviously a RnF newbie probably some IB/BDA warm body that never posted before. You can tell because he posts continuously and says super angry shit like "Kill yourself" He doesn't understand the finer points of RNF and is just trying to insult someone.

TMO probably stole his camp or he is still mad about the dinacarl train, He will calm down with it's turn to kill Trakanon this month.

[heartbrand]

Red needs Uth

[Tiggles]

Red needs Uth

Blue needs Uth you can have the rest.

[Hailto]

why yes lets discuss the finer points of a subforum whose active topics include posting pictures of dicks

RNF trolling isn't about blatantly insulting someone, although sometimea that can be used. True mastery comes when you mind fuck someone into obsessing over elf forum posts when they should be going about their daily life, they become increasingly erratic and angry until they reach a point where they start spamming the forums with gay scat pics. Thats the true spirit of RNF.

[Glenzig]

Why would you chose that name though? Arnold Palmer Cum? Why expose your old man fetish on a troll account? Especially one that has nothing to do with golf.

[Mac Drettj]

Blue needs Uth you can have the rest.

Blue needs 0 staff members

Its blue

[Mac Drettj]

/rewind solves 99% of blue problems

[Tecmos Deception]

Blue needs 0 staff members

Its blue

Funny, I would have thought the PVP server where everyone is a macho badass and all problems can be resolved via PVP would be the server where you'd need no staff oversight.

[Turp_SmokinPurp]

What this thread needs, is a poll. Should I cameo for an event to commemorate Velious? If so, classic script or original design? These are the questions that matter.
^
Get this done.

[Tiggles]

Funny, I would have thought the PVP server where everyone is a macho badass and all problems can be resolved via PVP would be the server where you'd need no staff oversight.

http://media.giphy.com/media/rd7IVj5Zk9M8U/giphy.gif

[fishingme]

RNF trolling isn't about blatantly insulting someone, although sometimea that can be used. True mastery comes when you mind fuck someone into obsessing over elf forum posts when they should be going about their daily life, they become increasingly erratic and angry until they reach a point where they start spamming the forums with gay scat pics. Thats the true spirit of RNF.

You just explained 94% of tmo members

[Koota]

Uthgaard solid kid. +1

[no chewie dont]

if you fuck up recharging an item will GMs reimburse?

[Mac Drettj]

Funny, I would have thought the PVP server where everyone is a macho badass and all problems can be resolved via PVP would be the server where you'd need no staff oversight.

I completely agree

Get rid of staff altogether all they do is judge impartially and deviate from posted rules which are often fabricated with 0 actual game knowledge

[radditsu]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k


Uthgaard too hard for this forum

[Krycek]

I thought you meant the DAOC server, am disappointed.

[Jizzebel]

All I see in this thread , is Tiggles licking Uthgaard's balls

why? Cause its salty and he likes the taste?

/incoming anti-BDA coming , nothing new /yawn

[Tiggles]

All I see in this thread , is Tiggles licking Uthgaard's balls

why? Cause its salty and he likes the taste?

/incoming anti-BDA coming , nothing new /yawn

I'll lick your balls even if you're in BDA

[Jizzebel]

I'll lick your balls even if you're in BDA

Well , you already proposed such thing , but I wouldnt let any TMO member except Fauss approach me , sorry Tiggle , I wont cybersex0r joo

[Jizzebel]

Wait , was it you...or Eccezan? I dont remember...same trash tho

[Ambrotos]

Here is a old sky drama screenshot that Uthgaard had to resolve.

[Autotune]

Here is a old sky drama screenshot that Uthgaard had to resolve.

This that time we killed that noble?

[Mac Drettj]

Can't Break Fear lol

[Arteker]

Wait , was it you...or Eccezan? I dont remember...same trash tho

probably both

[Gaffin 7.0]

Can't Break Fear lol

[skorge]

Uthgaard is my hero, he reimbursed me 100k plat that Ponzi stole from me pre-Kunark

[dankzilla]

Reposting my same favorite story from my <Taken> thread.

My favorite Uthgaard moment was when he made me a giant gnome with lolipops and I emoted punted some druid through the DL spires and he teleported the druid there.

Uthgaard still wins in my book bring back the Ruler with the Iron Fist.

[Portasaurus]

lolipops

WTB

[dankzilla]

WTB

Lil Wayne (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IH8tNQAzSs)

or

Chordettes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-DuC0tE7V4)?

[Tiggles]

Favorite uthgaard moment was the machine gun DTs in hate.

I remember trying to log out frantically before it called my name.

[Ambrotos]

Hell even Uthgaards swords are still on a vendor in cshome.

[Zereh]

<3 Uth. Balls + integrity = win.

[dankzilla]

lol I remember that. You were in peace pipe?

Nah Tiggles just photoshopped <Peace Pipe> under the screenshot i took of myself after I was kicked from <Taken>.

I was <Taken> things too seriously and got salty when we lost a dragon to VD when TMO was on raid suspension

[Uuruk]

Look, I'm sorry I made fun of some old fart's back-boobs (not really). I constantly trolled your shit. How was I to know that time was one was your relatives?

Anyway, I stop in here about once a year and add a little excitement to people's lives. It's not exactly news.go away fgt.

[Uuruk]

My favorite uthgaard moment was when we had another gm that showed favoritism towards TMO.

[Tiggles]

But the real question is, did I get you?

Naw dawg, you told me about your new DT macro the day before so when ever I was in a zone with more than 10 people I would cycle the camp button when you where in zone.

[Fountree]

<3 Uth. Balls + integrity = win.

http://i.imgur.com/3HLnj.png

this was fun...events like that on p99: distant memory.

[FoxxHound]

Fucking >.<
Thought you were talking about Uth DAoC server. Fucking got me hot and bothered for a second.
OH well... The guy/GM person seems alright.

[Ele]

http://i.imgur.com/3s7d35n.gif

[Glenzig]

http://i.imgur.com/3s7d35n.gif

That girl is much prettier than Kirsten Dunst.

[Faywind]

Uthgaard is the hero P99 dev staff needs but doesn't deserve.

This.

[Artaenc]

seriously though Uthgaard, are you going to be able to come back or even want to?

[Artaenc]

<3 Uth. Balls + integrity = win.

Zereh still play on blue?

<-- Artaxerxius

[NagaFUN]

Uthgaard is the hero P99 dev staff needs but doesn't deserve.

I don't think we need a crazy person, but I can see why you would considering his history.

Look, I'm super tired of the revisionist history by people who joined well after Uthgaard had a history of losing his mind. You never had a problem with him because you weren't raiding the first time he was so far out of line that he got his GM card revoked to cool down for a while, and you may barely have been raiding by the time he completely imploded.

Uthgaard is a sociopath, plain and simple. It's his way or the highway, and he will self destruct hoping to take with him anyone who disagrees. This is a guy who banned a member of TR who was in juggs because, he claimed, he conspired in our private ventrillo with someone else to train a group at King. Re-read that sentence. It *should* sound insane to a rational person. When we appealed the ban?


HE BANNED THE PERSON APPEALING FROM THE FORUMS for bumping his own petition thread. There were pages of logs that lined up to the second showing the banned was no where near the train. There was a mountain of evidence against the ban and Uthgaard's crazy theories were the only thing supporting outright banning someone.

Move forward a couple months and weeks of petitions go unviewed / unanswered. Taken and TMA steal a triggered mob, everything is documented in screenshots and logs, Taken admits it was wrong, and Uthgaard claims there is nothing to prove a rule was broken. We submit fraps after fraps of Zeelot trying to feed trak lifetaps on multiple Trakanons he didn't have FTE on and screw with our tank aggro. Uthgaards response? WAY too busy and too hard to prove!

What does he have time for?

He had time to have the person who bought tweeky go through our private board pulling out of context quotes to try and create the story that Xzerion was abusing his developer powers to create a private VP server for us to practice on using the dev server. At first glance, it seems like a real serious accusation until you realize that in the posts on our boards where we discuss doing it, it's outlined that we don't know the pathing. Wait, isn't pathing the thing Xzerion did in VP? Why would we not have that? Maybe because it was another complete fabrication.

He did have time to go through all the developer logs for months and pull out the pieces where Xzerion was testing raid mobs. Guess what? That's his job. He wasn't testing abilities and he didn't have database access. He was testing faction hits and drop tables that seemed wrong based on his experiences from raiding with us, and he found bugs, which were documented in the hidden developer section of the forums. This is why nilbog cleared him, because he was *doing his job*. Which scenario makes logical sense? That a developer who doesn't have database access is testing drop tables that seem wrong the only way he knows how, by killing and respawning the mob over and over, or that he was trying to glean more information about a mob his guild was already killing regularly?

People seem to be forgetting that in this very thread he claimed that he didn't provide epic items and it was immediately proved he did. Then he claimed eashan was the only person to ever have a 2boxing ban reversed, something that was incredibly wrong and took rogean minutes to shoot down that not only was it not true, but Uthgaard knew it wasn't true. His cycle of fabricate story, get away with it or get proved wrong and deflect with new made up story went on for over a year until he couldn't take it anymore. Now he's realizing he has nothing left and comes back to troll the bugs forum and RNF, dredging up things that were long ago proved nonsensical.

Uthgaard did a lot of great dev work back in the day, and he was absolutely ruthless with people who broke the rules, but over time he stopped worrying about the actual rules and just enforcing his personal vendettas. Take what nilbog said to heart - he has way more information than anyone else in this thread. If you're really siding with uthgaard after reading this, you can't possibly be FOR the health of the server. And if you're not, why are you here?

We went through this exactly 2 years ago. Let the crazy man rot in peace.

[Zadrian]

Uth: Best GM fo sho

[Zade]

Uthgaard saved me from a scam back in like 2011 and banhammered the dude who scammed me, right in front of me. Was fucking epic. Submitted my guide app that day.

Pras be the Uth.

[Tiggles]

Uthgaard saved me from a scam back in like 2011 and banhammered the dude who scammed me, right in front of me. Was fucking epic. Submitted my guide app that day.

Pras be the Uth.

..then what happened?

[Brynnag]

..then what happened?

Left it in a cliffhanger so you have to buy his second book.

[Frieza_Prexus]

Maybe an event or something.

Artifacts: Let's do it: http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96184&highlight=artifacts

[Zade]

What was the scam? I probably remember it

I gave a guy a backpack to do some trades of stacks of items. I gave him the wrong backpack which had a lambent BP in it. When I realized, i asked him and he said he destroyed it. You looked it up in his inventory and saw the BP and told him to give it back then you gave him a few days suspension "to reflect upon his actions". lol was epic.

i have never traded a bag without double checking contents since.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

Uthgaard banned me for training Loly, then felt bad for banning me because Loly turned out to be a huge sack of shit.

[Gaffin 7.0]

i wonder if loly is dead, faggot was more annoying than me in vent

[abacab-bansdontwork]

You're like the kid who plays nice until the teacher goes out of sight, and then instantly develops tourettes.

I'll always shoot hoops when the man is around, but you turn your back bro and I'm smokin' the berl's and finger banging the drama club ya feels?

[mtb tripper]

Look, I'm sorry I made fun of some old fart's back-boobs (not really). I constantly trolled your shit. How was I to know that time was one was your relatives?

Anyway, I stop in here about once a year and add a little excitement to people's lives. It's not exactly news.

welcome back

[Faywind]

I don't think we need a crazy person, but I can see why you would considering his history.



We went through this exactly 2 years ago. Let the crazy man rot in peace.

Angry anon faggot lol...

[Derubael]

http://i.imgur.com/3HLnj.png

this was fun...events like that on p99: distant memory.

:(

I don't think Rogean will ever again give someone 250 access in-game besides him and Nilbog, and we're limited with what we can do with 200 access as far as quest scripting goes. I think there were one too many poor halflings filled with 3 bililon copper coins like little hobbit pinatas :D

That being said, Nilbog is always really excited to throw together cool quest events, we've all just been really busy and haven't been able to throw anything together. We know we're overdue for a big event (and maybe an Enchanter BotB?)!

[LulzSect]

This guy got banned because MGMT let RMT run rampant for whatever reasons. This is what I vaguely remember about Uthgaard from my pre playing lurking days. Some big commotion.

[LulzSect]

Based on my noobness back then it seemed he got bant for exposing it

[Autotune]

:(

I don't think Rogean will ever again give someone 250 access in-game besides him and Nilbog, and we're limited with what we can do with 200 access as far as quest scripting goes. I think there were one too many poor halflings filled with 3 bililon copper coins like little hobbit pinatas :D

That being said, Nilbog is always really excited to throw together cool quest events, we've all just been really busy and haven't been able to throw anything together. We know we're overdue for a big event (and maybe an Enchanter BotB?)!

Some of those BotB enchanters that put their names in probably don't even play anymore.

Didn't the botb tournys start like 2 years ago?

[Ambrotos]

Ya they did. Enchanter one needs dev stuff to happen. Back burner for Velious iirc.

[Derubael]

Some of those BotB enchanters that put their names in probably don't even play anymore.

Didn't the botb tournys start like 2 years ago?

Yeah we were just talking about needing to do this. We don't need a script to do it (though we may ask Nilbog to do one anyway), we can just be creative with macro's and the # commands.

**edit**

I really want to get the Enchanter BotB out of the way so I can do another 2v2 tournament. We also had some ideas for cross server pvp events that you guys may be hearing about soon...

[Autotune]

Yeah we were just talking about needing to do this. We don't need a script to do it (though we may ask Nilbog to do one anyway), we can just be creative with macro's and the # commands.

**edit**

I really want to get the Enchanter BotB out of the way so I can do another 2v2 tournament. We also had some ideas for cross server pvp events that you guys may be hearing about soon...

Poor enchanters, I logged on the other day and didn't even notice any one. Hopefully all those guys are just playing alts or something, I'd like to see some of those guys fight it out.

[Ambrotos]

Yeah we were just talking about needing to do this. We don't need a script to do it (though we may ask Nilbog to do one anyway), we can just be creative with macro's and the # commands.

Won't work. Sirken and I already talked that over. You can summon mobs but they won't be agro unless you command them to. So unless you can macro summon mobs, command them to attack, and cast spells etc, it won't be fair. Need a script so each and every event fight that the enchanters do are the same, so it is fair.

Otherwise it will just be a staff member or two dictating how many mobs they summon to try and kill each enchanter and sway the entire event. This doesn't even include if a staff member lags, or forgets to hit a macro.

tl/dr Need a script to be 100% fair and just like classic.

[Derubael]

Won't work. Sirken and I already talked that over. You can summon mobs but they won't be agro unless you command them to. So unless you can macro summon mobs, command them to attack, and cast spells etc, it won't be fair. Need a script so each and every event fight that the enchanters do are the same, so it is fair.

Otherwise it will just be a staff member or two dictating how many mobs they summon to try and kill each enchanter and sway the entire event. This doesn't even include if a staff member lags, or forgets to hit a macro.

tl/dr Need a script to be 100% fair and just like classic.

We worked that out. Can macro off the summon/aggro's, and don't need to have caster mobs.

Summon mob 1&2. Macro aggro commands so they happen within a negligible amount of time of one another. Set a timer for next mob setup and aggro.

Definitely do-able without scripts without too much of a headache, just more work. Don't even need 2 GM's using #attack, just 1.

[Autotune]

We worked that out. Can macro off the summon/aggro's, and don't need to have caster mobs.

Summon mob 1&2. Macro aggro commands so they happen within a negligible amount of time of one another. Set a timer for next mob setup and aggro.

Definitely do-able without scripts without too much of a headache, just more work. Don't even need 2 GM's using #attack, just 1.

Should just let Abacab and I train them with mobs.

[Arteker]

Poor enchanters, I logged on the other day and didn't even notice any one. Hopefully all those guys are just playing alts or something, I'd like to see some of those guys fight it out.

Faz will won anyways .

[Greegon]

My first GM memory on p99 is uthgaard, some a-hole kept training when I was level 9 in najena for the hell of it and would come to the other side of the zone to train lavastorm mobs on me. If dude had not come any sooner, surely I would have ate an XP loss but uthgaard came in like a boss and crushed this foul trainer with a week long ban.

praise uthgaard