P99 -OFFICIAL- Dick Pic Thread (SERIOUSLY NSFW!!!)

[Estolcles]

It has been threatened. It has been promised. And now... to go up against such great threads as The RNF Official BOOBS Thread (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=117970), and the BotB ASS Thread (http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133138), it is finally time we venture into the dangerous and unknown.... The OFFICIAL P99 Dick Pic Thread!

Doesn't have to be your dick, just any dick will do.

Get to dickin'...

http://dilemmaxdotnet.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/president-richard-nixon.jpg

[Gaffin 7.0]

ban please ty

[Estolcles]

Sadly, this thread was made too late, as the person who requested I make this has already been banhammered.

Oh well. Let's see how long this lasts.

[Ambrotos]

Rogean gave it a go on nudity in RnF. Someone had kept deleting the dick pics and leaving the women. No idea who that was tho.

[Strifer]

http://youtu.be/Ylod6Ij32c8

[Truth Bringer]

Lol someone is still deleting them. Apparently only female nudity is allowed.

My question remains. Did we or did we not see your penis back when you posted the pic of you in the hospital? Or was that just a MS paint of a pickle?

Again, I'm pretty sure your penis was posted here before.

[Autotune]

Probably a photoshop. Definitely not me. I think I vaguely remember it.

See I have a vague memory of it, but now I am more convinced that it's just a MS paint pickle photoshop.

I'm going to search p99 forums for your penis, no homo.

[greenblze420]

NOTHING WRONG WITH GAY MARRIAGE AS LONG AS BOTH CHICKS ARE HOT

[Autotune]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=571060&postcount=50

and it was fucking me who did the pickle picture... I guess that's why I remember it now.

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=571129&postcount=69

[applesauce25r624]

https://derricklferguson.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/dick-tracy.jpg

[Autotune]

Probably. Grats on your forum account. I think we need clarification of the nudity rule though. If tits are allowed, deleting my post is only doing the citizens of p99 a disservice.

Thanks, feels good to have it back. I really hate having to use an alternative account.

[Strifer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Andy_Dick_2012_Shankbone.JPG

[Strifer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/46_Dick_Cheney_3x4.jpg

[Strifer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Dick's_Sporting_Goods.jpg

[Strifer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a0/Dix-Dorothea-LOC.jpg

Dorothea Dix- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothea_Dix

[Strifer]

http://www.mickeynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/DICK-VAN-DYKE-ONE.jpg

Dick Van Dyke

[Strifer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Dick_Clark_American_Bandstand_1961.JPG
Dick Clark

[Strifer]

http://www.shermanreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Butkus1.jpg

[Strifer]

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/183/1/9/dixie_kong_for_ssb4_by_elemental_aura-d6bla8j.jpg

[Strifer]

WARNING: TONS OF DICK IN THE NEXT PICTURE!!!

http://www.goodfoodstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Spotted-Dick-in-a-Can-300x225.jpg

[Strifer]

Careful, the last mod who spotted dick deleted the post.

http://i.imgur.com/U00hRf0.gif

[katrik]

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/183/1/9/dixie_kong_for_ssb4_by_elemental_aura-d6bla8j.jpg

Amg..! Much <3 to Dixie Kong!

[Susvain2]

Just jerked off literally. So ya gotta settle for soft

[Susvain2]

Yep

[Susvain2]

Will post a hardon if katrik requests it

[Lune]

http://s23.postimg.org/8rmaemc6h/1389067916586.gif

[Strifer]

Bro cmon I thought I high jacked this thread

[Estolcles]

Bailey Jay got deleted. What the fucking fuck?

Something tells me there's an anti-homosexual that has the ability to delete dick pics from the forums on staff.

Russia much?

[katrik]

These get to stay, but mine got deleted. I guess I embarrassed someone.

Bitch's facial expression makes me cringe. Not sure if retarded. Nice jugs tho.

[Autotune]

It's from the boobs thread, it's just there to point out that if they're gonna delete dicks, they have to delete the boobs thread too.

Not really.

Boobs aren't equal to dicks.

As long as they remove all vagina pictures, they are in the clear.

[Autotune]

Well I have Ambrotos saying that Rogean gave the green light on nudity. So...

Well, this is rants, flames and NSFW (NSFW usually implies nudity). It should have been in the green a long time ago, but I've been banned for posting pictures of women with bushes and guys with limp dicks in a "Bushed knocked down the Towers" hint.

[Susvain2]

uthgaard has the 2nd most famous penis here in p99

[Shannacore]

Hasbinbad's is bigger

[Autotune]

Hasbinbad's is bigger

Are you going off how big it felt or visual observation alone? :D

[Millburn]

I randomly found HBB's forum signature in a google image search one day years ago. It made me laugh so I clicked on direct link and that's how I found P99. I wonder what he's up to.

[Shannacore]

Are you going off how big it felt or visual observation alone? :D

Never met him!

[Autotune]

Never met him!

Just yanking your labia

[Ames who?]

what in the fuck is wrong with you kids

[Eponymous Anonymous]

A decent size, but why is it 2-toned?

[katrik]

Lol

[Lune]

I wonder what he's up to.

19 hours a day of video game immersion

http://i.imgur.com/O6nl6ne.jpg

[Shannacore]

Katrik, not that you should share it here (although I am so happy when you make progress! people here are jerks, though) I hope you are photographically tracking your progress. It will mean a lot to you later :]

[Shannacore]

So as someone who has absolutely no fucking idea who Katrik is or what this progress is...


wat?

L2 forum search

[Shannacore]

Mang, I hate people who have questions that can be easily answered on their own volition.***


*I realize this is SLIGHTLY hypocrital. But not enough to matter amirite.

[Shannacore]

Mang, I hate people who post flashy pictures of their personal excesses all over facebook while milking food stamps, too. But you just don't rank up there with people worth butting heads with, so ima let it slide.

Ohhh SNAP.
Mang, I hate sociopaths.


I was on food stamps when I had a shit job, had to pay my own rent and my own tuition because my parents were either 1) recently deceased or 2) unable to help. So show me where I was posting photos of "excess".

My food stamps only lasted a year before I landed a job where I could make my own way, but I am grateful for that system before then. I really did need it.

Keep being a psycho though~

[Estolcles]

So as someone who has absolutely no fucking idea who Katrik is or what this progress is...


wat?

Katrik is one of a handful of Male-To-Female Transsexuals on P99. Progress, in this case, is referring to her transitioning from male to female in looks and personality.

[Estolcles]

I see. I thought the pic was his girlfriend or something, and she was excited about the D.

Nope, she was excited because it was HER D. :P

And, actually, it seems getting hormones the self-prescription way isn't available as well anymore since inhousepharmacy.biz started requiring scripts for everything on the site. ((Which has made getting my Motillium {Domperidone} a bitch and a 3rd since it's not FDA approved, but is the only thing that keeps me from being in the hospital every month or 2.))

[Ames who?]

I'm an ACS certified biochemist specializing in chemical synthesis.

Shifty foreign pharmacies never crossed my mind.

http://puu.sh/9A9sX/5c6fa417e5.jpg

A biochemist who posts his own dick pics on a forum for an everquest emulator?

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002270493/551383205_dr_evil_right_thumb_xlarge.jpeg

[Susvain2]

why is no one commenting on my flaccid penis

[Ambrotos]

LOPQ

[Ambrotos]

Don't mind that. My cat just put that in there.

[katrik]

Uthgaard kinda sexy. U like trannys baby.

http://i.imgur.com/AByCeIA.jpg

[katrik]

Uthgaard kinda sexy. U like trannys baby.

http://i.imgur.com/AByCeIA.jpg

[katrik]

Why u post twice iphone

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Uth you know you look a lot like Prince Oberyn from GoT :p

[Strifer]

Why u post twice iphone

Why you give confused boners

[Estolcles]

So far the thread continues to survive...

[Autotune]

I will take this as a compliment, since he too is saucy, and hot tempered with questionable sexual boundaries.

I feel you are about to be on the receiving end of several questionable tranny pics.