Too many threads. Not enough investigation boards.

[Portasaurus]

There are far too many different threads exposing small pieces of the huge rampant conspiracy that is obviously happening here. If we want to get to the bottom of all p99 evil, we need to focus our efforts into a single, centralized place so we can connect the dots and check/balance each other's suspicions and various theories!

We need someone who knows what's up to make a big diagram in Visio or MSPaint or on your *actual wall* and then take a picture of it and upload it here.

I am preemptively saddened by anybody who thinks this is a joke.

Here's an example:

http://s17.postimg.org/iwaug74ha/A_Start.jpg

[Argh]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcwarmhBs1qkhk6do1_500.png

[Gaffin 7.0]

pity reply, maybe mental disorder not sure

[Shinko]

the real question is how does Chest have a friend?

[radditsu]

At least 3 of those friends are me

[Champion_Standing]

Thread would get deleted and you would get banned the instant anything was exposed. Just ask everyone that has done it before.

[radditsu]

Thread would get deleted and you would get banned the instant anything was exposed. Just ask everyone that has done it before.

[radditsu]

Post it on rerolled imo.

[Portasaurus]

Thread would get deleted and you would get banned the instant anything was exposed. Just ask everyone that has done it before.

dun, dun DUNHHHHH!!!!!!!!

/gasp

/gulp

[Portasaurus]

im sorry but you need to end your life friend

This is information worth dying for.

I promise I will kill myself, but first I must know the truth!!!

[Champion_Standing]

http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/biz/image/1392/83/1392836672982.gif

[Fountree]

Posting in this thread for mel g

[Kekephee]

I've made a discovery. You can tack this onto your board.


http://i.imgur.com/Pxhp6Fh.jpg

[Portasaurus]

YES see now we are GETTING SOMEWHERE. Please keep this going

[Kekephee]

http://i.imgur.com/qOJ168X.jpg


ANOTHER CONNECTION


IF WE CAN FIND MORE PEOPLE POSTING ON P99 WHO CAN NOT READ, WE MAY BE ABLE TO FOLLOW THE MONEY

[Kekephee]

http://i.imgur.com/kx4AsKi.jpg

[khanable]

Friends, associates, and highly active autistic children with expensive keyboards,

http://i.imgur.com/eLa7gNA.jpg

Thank you for your time.

[Strifer]

One of those may or may not be my secret account.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

You even dare talk ill of the Greengrocer I'll fistfuck your mouth so hard you'll be shitting fingernails for a month you piece of shit.

Willing to take forum ban for that sumbitch.

[Kekephee]

http://i.imgur.com/StDVvn3.jpg

[Tasslehofp99]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcwarmhBs1qkhk6do1_500.png

First thing I thought of when I saw the name Carol, ROFL!

[radditsu]

That escalated quickly.

[Overthrow]

Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. Shoe program, *****. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.

[Kekephee]

http://i.imgur.com/mcusX6e.jpg

[Eunomia]

I must know the truth!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LxThONlUNIQ/UX-bBasqA-I/AAAAAAAALgo/bfS2WG_KN3U/s1600/handle-the-truth.gif

[Kekephee]

http://i.imgur.com/mcusX6e.jpg



I've found more connections. Greengrocer, I have unearthed a conspiracy to frame you for gay poopoo pornography. Add this to this part of the board:


http://i.imgur.com/R8l8Zs7.jpg

[Kekephee]

Perhaps OPERATION: SHOE PROGRAM is the conspiracy to frame Greengrocer- WHY? Did he get too close?

[Fountree]

http://0.tqn.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/3/H/sp706_Lil_Crime_Stoppers.jpg

[Kekephee]

The reason I have so much forum friends is because I wrote a bot to add people. Every few days a new PM trickles in from someone asking how I know them, and trying to look at my pending friend requests results in a 500 error since there's like 10,000 or something. The only conspiracy here is that idle hands are the devil's instruments

That's exactly what someone who had created a friend bot to slowly absorb the entire internet and then steal everyone's credit card information and frame Greengrocer for gay poopoo pornography would say!!!!!!

[Kekephee]

http://i.imgur.com/Jjh1Gwy.jpg

[Thana8088]

http://i.imgur.com/Jjh1Gwy.jpg

Prob funny but can't see. :(

Wonder if quoting will make it BIGGER...

[indiscriminate_hater]

They got this called called zoom

[Thana8088]

They got this called called zoom

Not worth it.

[Portasaurus]

god damn, keke... you have a gift for this. clearly nazi involvement. guys I don't know if we should continue digging. i'm not sure we want to know what we might find. this is all just getting to be too much for my little grocer brain to process!!! WTS sandwiches

[Kekephee]

Prob funny but can't see. :(

Wonder if quoting will make it BIGGER...

UTHGAARD CONFIRMS HIMSELF THE FOLLOWING:

-BIOCHEMIST
-CORRUPT SERVER POLICE PL'D TIGGLES IN EXCHANGE FOR TIGGLES UNDERCOVER SERPICO STING OPERATION ON TMO TO FIND DDOS

ALLEGATIONS FROM MAC DRETTJ
-UTHGAARD AND AMELINDA CORRUPT COP PARTNERS; AMELINDA TOOK THE HEAT WHEN THE JIG WAS UP AND UTHGAARD ESCAPED CONVICTION

ALLEGATIONS FROM OTHER SOURCES (I COULD NOT FIND THEM BUT I REMEMBERED THEM BEING MADE)
-TMO HAS A DISPROPORTIONATELY HIGH PERCENTILE OF DRUG ADDICTS

CONCLUSIONS:

UTHGAARD THE BIOCHEMIST MAKES METH AND USES IT TO PAY TMO DRUG ADDICTS TO FARM PIXELS 24/7 FOR RMT

SOME OF THE LINES CROSSED AND MADE A SWASTIKA- I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS AN ACCIDENT. INVESTIGATION IS PENDING INTO NAZI INVOLVEMENT.

[Lictor]

UTHGAARD CONFIRMS HIMSELF THE FOLLOWING:

-BIOCHEMIST
-CORRUPT SERVER POLICE PL'D TIGGLES IN EXCHANGE FOR TIGGLES UNDERCOVER SERPICO STING OPERATION ON TMO TO FIND DDOS

ALLEGATIONS FROM MAC DRETTJ
-UTHGAARD AND AMELINDA CORRUPT COP PARTNERS; AMELINDA TOOK THE HEAT WHEN THE JIG WAS UP AND UTHGAARD ESCAPED CONVICTION

ALLEGATIONS FROM OTHER SOURCES (I COULD NOT FIND THEM BUT I REMEMBERED THEM BEING MADE)
-TMO HAS A DISPROPORTIONATELY HIGH PERCENTILE OF DRUG ADDICTS

CONCLUSIONS:

UTHGAARD THE BIOCHEMIST MAKES METH AND USES IT TO PAY TMO DRUG ADDICTS TO FARM PIXELS 24/7 FOR RMT

SOME OF THE LINES CROSSED AND MADE A SWASTIKA- I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS AN ACCIDENT. INVESTIGATION IS PENDING INTO NAZI INVOLVEMENT.

This man is on to something.

[sulpher01]

UTHGAARD CONFIRMS HIMSELF THE FOLLOWING:

-BIOCHEMIST
-CORRUPT SERVER POLICE PL'D TIGGLES IN EXCHANGE FOR TIGGLES UNDERCOVER SERPICO STING OPERATION ON TMO TO FIND DDOS

ALLEGATIONS FROM MAC DRETTJ
-UTHGAARD AND AMELINDA CORRUPT COP PARTNERS; AMELINDA TOOK THE HEAT WHEN THE JIG WAS UP AND UTHGAARD ESCAPED CONVICTION

ALLEGATIONS FROM OTHER SOURCES (I COULD NOT FIND THEM BUT I REMEMBERED THEM BEING MADE)
-TMO HAS A DISPROPORTIONATELY HIGH PERCENTILE OF DRUG ADDICTS

CONCLUSIONS:

UTHGAARD THE BIOCHEMIST MAKES METH AND USES IT TO PAY TMO DRUG ADDICTS TO FARM PIXELS 24/7 FOR RMT

SOME OF THE LINES CROSSED AND MADE A SWASTIKA- I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS AN ACCIDENT. INVESTIGATION IS PENDING INTO NAZI INVOLVEMENT.
All caps makes it true right?

[Xer0]

All caps makes it true right?

caps lock is cruise control for justice.

[Kekephee]

All caps makes it true right?

EVERY POST I MAKE IN THIS THREAD SHOULD BE READ AS IF I WERE A 1930S RADIO NEWSCASTER, THAT MAKES IT MORE CREDIBLE


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Walter_Winchell_Kiss_of_Death_trailer_scrennshot_( 3).jpg

[Kekephee]

oh, uh, I hate to break character here but let's be extremely clear that these are all jokes, I am in no way making any real claims about GM corruption- I'm not even saying Uthgaard SAYING he gave Tiggles a 60 rogue is true, because it might not- so please no bans

[Kekephee]

http://i.imgur.com/1iwjm4d.jpg

[Portasaurus]

:eek:

[bktroost]

caps lock is cruise control for justice.
I lol'd.

[radditsu]

oh, uh, I hate to break character here but let's be extremely clear that these are all jokes, I am in no way making any real claims about GM corruption- I'm not even saying Uthgaard SAYING he gave Tiggles a 60 rogue is true, because it might not- so please no bans

Cockslobbering pussy.

[Kekephee]

EMERGENCE OF COUNTLESS ANONYMOUS ACCOUNTS PLUS RUMORED EXISTENCE OF A NEW GUILD IN CLASS R, "CABAL," WHICH IS ALLEGED TO HAVE CONTROL OVER BDA, TAKEN, EUROPA, AND A-TEAM AND IS USING THEM AS PUPPETS TO BLOCK DOLJONIRMARATAMAR FROM ACCESS TO TARGETS


http://i.imgur.com/oNCqlQT.jpg

[Kekephee]

CABAL: GHOST IN THE MACHINE, SERVER GAINING SELF-AWARENESS AND SENTIENCE AND SEEKING TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE PEOPLE FARMING IT FOR PIXELS? OR SOMETHING FAR MORE SINISTER?

[Estolcles]

CABAL: GHOST IN THE MACHINE, SERVER GAINING SELF-AWARENESS AND SENTIENCE AND SEEKING TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE PEOPLE FARMING IT FOR PIXELS? OR SOMETHING FAR MORE SINISTER?

Something far more sinister.

[Kekephee]

NEW INFORMATION COMES TO LIGHT THAT ESTOLCES MAY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON; FURTHER INVESTIGATION INTO ESTOLCES YIELDS NUMEROUS PROMISING LEADS

http://i.imgur.com/oisotfu.jpg

[Kekephee]

IF ESTOLCES TRAIL TO CABAL GOES COLD, CUCUMBERS ALSO APPEARS TO BE CONNECTED

http://i.imgur.com/IZkRtka.jpg

[Estolcles]

NEW INFORMATION COMES TO LIGHT THAT ESTOLCES MAY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON; FURTHER INVESTIGATION INTO ESTOLCES YIELDS NUMEROUS PROMISING LEADS

http://i.imgur.com/oisotfu.jpg

The only hole I see in this diagram is the sex trade one. If I was involved in a sex trade, I'd be getting more sex than the none I'm currently getting.

But now, after reading this, I'm starting to believe I might be, unknowingly, part of the Cabal. 0_o;;

[radditsu]

***** you don't sample the merchandise

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/1f/42/6c1f42d7b00b19bdc7178b817d46a77d.jpg

[Kekephee]

If you pause the video at just the right time, you will clearly see there are actually TWO ZORDAKS!!

guys WTF is going ON around here?!

http://s27.postimg.org/jqkitujtf/2zordaks.jpg