The Mystical Order proves they are selfish, greedy and unappreciative

[HydroPonics]

I received a tell to help tank the General over in Kithicor for the Mystical Order and was surprised a guild of this caliber could not get a tank with full cobalt and VP weapons. But being a helpful player, i decided to help them... but they still weren't satisfied even after the general was taken down without any problems.


http://oi62.tinypic.com/2927669.jpg

[Nocsucow]

typical

[indiscriminate_hater]

Pretty militant responses on both sides

[Kingore]

Post again without blurred out names. Thanks.

[Lune]

why aren't you in mistmoore camping all the newbie camps?

[Ella`Ella]

I received a tell to help tank the General over in Kithicor for the Mystical Order and was surprised a guild of this caliber could not get a tank with full cobalt and VP weapons. But being a helpful player, i decided to help them... but they still weren't satisfied even after the general was taken down without any problems.


http://oi62.tinypic.com/2927669.jpg

I've spoken with both the guild leaders of Genocidal Tendency's at length and find it hard to believe a member of theirs would post something like this...

[Cecily]

So I know from previous experience that Hydro is an awful tank. I figure whatever. He's a 60 warrior and should be able to tank a general with 2 BP clerics and a shaman. I call /ooc General V'Ghera inc, annouce inc in say chat, stand right behind him, realize he still sucks at tanking after I get HTed and have to kite it for 20 seconds before the SK who wasn't supposed to tank picks it up and dies, then hero Hydro tanks General V'Ghera "like a boss". Yes, he helped out a guildie's friend get a rogue epic. I just have no tact and kinda informed Hydro he was fucking horrible as I was leaving.

Not bragging about this at all, nor do I really feel like sharing it. But since the retard brought it up...

(Narfy was mad b/c we didn't do a second kill)

http://i.imgur.com/jHg0C4K.jpg

[abacab-bansdontwork]

Cecily such a fag, I'm the best tank on the server and got no tells to tank it

[Erydan Ouragan]

So many retarded warriors on this server, it's incredible.

But Cecily, why are yak weapons bad? According to the warrior weapon hate chart, Ykesha procs are 575 hate.

The only weapons with better hate procs are the epic, a blade that drops in VP and Scorpikis Claw Impalers (8/25 piercing)

Since SCIs have pretty much the same hate-per-swing as ykesha weapons, that's what i would use, but what makes ykesha bad?

[Cecily]

It's just a low blow at his gear, I'm sure dual yaks (lol) are perfectly good tanking weapons.

[Lictor]

Doctor tells, I suspect anti-Semite jokes

[Bboboo]

You seems more hostile tbh.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

It's just a low blow at his gear, I'm sure dual yaks (lol) are perfectly good tanking weapons.

You had to merge 8x to get your gear nerd, you coming to red cecily? Where men are men.

[Cecily]

It's not about the gear, and I sure as hell don't look down on anyone for whatever Class-R junk they found in the pixel mines. He just doesn't know how to play his play and I was mean enough to tell him.

[Cecily]

It's not about the gear, and I sure as hell don't look down on anyone for whatever Class-R junk they found in the pixel mines. He just doesn't know how to play his class and I was mean enough to tell him.

[Hailto]

Cecily is a saint

[abacab-bansdontwork]

It's not about the gear, and I sure as hell don't look down on anyone for whatever Class-R junk they found in the pixel mines. He just doesn't know how to play his play and I was mean enough to tell him.

This is everquest fgt, it's autoattack

Acting like you need to stand out of fire and use rotations or something.

[Jfertal]

OP go back to farming MM

[Cecily]

I know it's not as technical as running MQ and failing to train people at the same time, but some people just don't get things like positioning and other advanced stuff like attacking the mob before the puller dies.

[Jfertal]

cecily you should of hit me up for a real tank, you know i got you covered

[Cecily]

cecily you should of hit me up for a real tank, you know i got you covered

Yeah I wish I had. You were always a pleasure to hunt with because you knew what you were doing. There's other tanks that make you wish the group would just hurry up and wipe so you could bail.

[Visual]

Hydro always amusing

[abacab-bansdontwork]

I know it's not as technical as running MQ and failing to train people at the same time, but some people just don't get things like positioning and other advanced stuff like attacking the mob before the puller dies.

I've never failed at a train, why you making slanderous accusations.

I've been avoided by a few bards and monks in my day, but I've always dropped at least a few people.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

But I'm easy to avoid, see unlike your boy training in PoF I'm stricken with hubris and will stream it, announce it, roll up to you call you a fag, and rant about it on OOC.

I could probably get more if I was silent and sneaky like your boy D, but I have a reputation and I've got to announce it.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Lol, hydro. I was PLing in MM and he runs up and hits my mobs (wtf?) KSes a few, moves on. Great, w/e. Comes in later with like 8 mobs on him and just dies in my room, asks me why I didn't heal him. Guy may actually have mental problems, uncertain.

[Lazie]

Lol, hydro. I was PLing in MM and he runs up and hits my mobs (wtf?) KSes a few, moves on. Great, w/e. Comes in later with like 8 mobs on him and just dies in my room, asks me why I didn't heal him. Guy may actually have mental problems, uncertain.

I mean why didn't you heal the guy Heallun ? He was obviously helping you PL. TMO Scum!

[Bruno]

"I'm in tmo for a reason" made me laugh.

[Clark]

http://s27.postimg.org/wnnmifyoj/1222.png

LOL

[Zoesha]

I think Cecily could have tanked it better than Hydro with her 57 rogue running around in circles waiting for hydro engage.. Finally Egue took initiative after we realized that Hydro was going to sit there with his thumb up his ass... You are harder to heal than any TMO monk lolsauce gtfo and stop embarrassing yourself with your silly rage post.

[Champion_Standing]

That is a really clean UI setup there.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

That is a really clean UI setup there.

Can you link a good UI, mine is kinda shitty, too.

[HydroPonics]

Heallun was being greedy in Mistmoore Powerleveing during peak hours and was stealing mobs from groups so he got swift P99 justice in the form of dying. Never asked him to heal me... guy's a douchebag 100 times over. Of course he won't tell you that he is a prime example of this. :)

[Champion_Standing]

Can you link a good UI, mine is kinda shitty, too.

I just use duxa, but I was mainly referring to the way he had it organized like a drunken toddler.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Except I didn't die. You did.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

I just use duxa, but I was mainly referring to the way he had it organized like a drunken toddler.

Yeah I use duxa, too, but I don't have a good way of organizing it :| I feel like my chat boxes need work. Thinking a vertical stack would be good but don't want any particular area covered. But I fucking hate opacity changes on the chat boxes.

[Tasslehofp99]

This thread is great.


Genocidal tendencies should guild remove this moron, fast.

[HydroPonics]

Was that Fatty Fatty? yeah you should of got him to tank, he would of ninja'd the EoN then /Q'ed. I remember him stealing the dhamp from me by Harmtouching it to get the most damage... and for being one of Project1999's biggest douchebags, he got a Blood of the Dhampyre isntead of a cloak. I think it was karma.

So yeah, let me go back to farming MM. thread is not appropriate without a "Hydro always in mistmoore" joke. :)

[toosweet]

I am sorry cecily but Hydro wins this RnF.
You know he's a fucking moron and sucks as a tank, you should never have asked him.
Right Hydro? Back me up here, I got your back bro

[Tasslehofp99]

Was that Fatty Fatty? yeah you should of got him to tank, he would of ninja'd the EoN then /Q'ed. I remember him stealing the dhamp from me by Harmtouching it to get the most damage... and for being one of Project1999's biggest douchebags, he got a Blood of the Dhampyre isntead of a cloak. I think it was karma.

So yeah, let me go back to farming MM. thread is not appropriate without a "Hydro always in mistmoore" joke. :)

Are you the original owner of Hydro?

If so, shit man...you used to actually be able to make sense when we spoke. You should quit smoking yourself retarded.

[Clark]

I am sorry cecily but Hydro wins this RnF.
You know he's a fucking moron and sucks as a tank, you should never have asked him.
Right Hydro? Back me up here, I got your back bro

lol

[Clark]

Are you the original owner of Hydro?

If so, shit man...you used to actually be able to make sense when we spoke. You should quit smoking yourself retarded.

Petition is in to GMs to name change "Hydro" to "Mexicanswag". His buds just aren't dank enough.

[Lazie]

Heallun was being greedy in Mistmoore Powerleveing during peak hours and was stealing mobs from groups so he got swift P99 justice in the form of dying. Never asked him to heal me... guy's a douchebag 100 times over. Of course he won't tell you that he is a prime example of this. :)

You raged out about not getting healed. Was there.

[Lazie]

Was that Fatty Fatty? yeah you should of got him to tank, he would of ninja'd the EoN then /Q'ed. I remember him stealing the dhamp from me by Harmtouching it to get the most damage... and for being one of Project1999's biggest douchebags, he got a Blood of the Dhampyre isntead of a cloak. I think it was karma.

So yeah, let me go back to farming MM. thread is not appropriate without a "Hydro always in mistmoore" joke. :)

More appropriate is "Hydro dying in Mistmoore to green con mobs".

[HydroPonics]

Yeah, point being if i'm so terrible why did the server's #1 guild asked me to tank for them?
The Mystical Order is just ungrateful. Ok i think i got the message across. They should get Kelendril to tank or somethin, sheesh.

[Skywarp]

Heallun, the biggest loot vacuum of tmo. Your general variety shitbag with the cooperational skill of hair dryer in a bath tub of water.

[HydroPonics]

More appropriate is "Hydro dying in Mistmoore to green con mobs".

That happens rarely but sometimes it does if im clearing trains and get Dotted often.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Heallun, the biggest loot vacuum of tmo. Your general variety shitbag with the cooperational skill of hair dryer in a bath tub of water.

Won't deny I'm loot hungry, but please tell me of my poor cooperational skills. Any particular instances?

[Lazie]

That happens rarely but sometimes it does if im clearing trains and get Dotted often.

You weren't clearing a train. You were training. You're lucky we aren't BDA had they got trained in Mistmoore they would have died and petitioned you.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

You weren't clearing a train. You were training. You're lucky we aren't BDA had they got trained in Mistmoore they would have died and petitioned you.

2 months. minimum.

[Lazie]

2 months. minimum.

Raid suspension no doubt. Dhampyre is a raid mob yo.

[HydroPonics]

You had the whole zone on you and you couldnt handle 5 mobs? why didnt you petition then? because you were in the wrong, and i wasn't. You were being greedy and the Mistmoore rats took care of you. Justice was served that day.

[Tasslehofp99]

2 months. minimum.

Dude needs a suspension from smoking weed, its clear hes given himself some mental deficiency.

Hydro, are you the original owner of that warrior? Serious question...cause I knew the original hydro and he actually made sense when you spoke to him.

[Clark]

Heallun, the biggest loot vacuum of tmo. Your general variety shitbag with the cooperational skill of hair dryer in a bath tub of water.

http://s8.postimg.org/jyukym9ed/scott111.jpg

[Tasslehofp99]

You had the whole zone on you and you couldnt handle 5 mobs? why didnt you petition then? because you were in the wrong, and i wasn't. You were being greedy and the Mistmoore rats took care of you. Justice was served that day.

Seriously not even sure if this guys serious or trolling the fuck out of us all...wtf!

[HydroPonics]

Gaffin, i've never spoken to you in my life, so i think you're the one smoking too much grass. :) i dont touch that stuff man.

[Clark]

Hydro, are you the original owner of that warrior? Serious question...cause I knew the original hydro and he actually made sense when you spoke to him.

Ya I don't remember him being that stupid. Could have been an in the closet retard though.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

http://s8.postimg.org/jyukym9ed/scott111.jpg

He's half right, rel. I fucking love loot. Making the warrior made me this way o_O.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

Hydro sell me your warrior, I'll fedex you a bag of kush and twinkies.

[Lazie]

You had the whole zone on you and you couldnt handle 5 mobs? why didnt you petition then? because you were in the wrong, and i wasn't. You were being greedy and the Mistmoore rats took care of you. Justice was served that day.

We handled the 8 mobs fine that you died to.

[Lazie]

If there a thread where it isn't 100 TMO douchebags posting simultaneously? It is almost like you guys call each other to post together.

Secondly, people act like just because you sucked a few cocks to get into TMO that makes you something special.

Here's the secret to get into TMO- Get 60, remain unguilded, get some decent gear and resist gear and lastly prepare that pretty mouth of yours because you'll be using it a lot. Sad thing is, they try and message people I know all the time to get them to join.

I've watched several TMO members come off with the superiority complex, majority of the members who posted here have no problem fucking you over, Ive witnessed plenty of leap-frogging, KSing and disregard from people who specifically posted in this thread.

TMO is full of a bunch of pixel hungry faggots that have been waiting for their turn for the past couple years to be the top guild and get those pixels they've been after for so long. I get it, but it still makes you a faggot.

:rolleyes:

I am sure you can provide the details of these situations. I personally don't play often enough between raid spawns to KS and leapfrog anyone. I put my effort in the game into the part of the game I enjoy.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

So let me ask you this? If there was a 1000 dicks on the ground how many would you choke on? Let me guess, you wouldn't choke on any of them. You'd take them like a pro.

What kind of dicks? dismembered dicks or like, plastic dicks?

[Ambrotos]

After seeing the sweet UI set up, I think with the results Hydro pulled off he is one of the best tanks ever.

[Lazie]

What kind of dicks? dismembered dicks or like, plastic dicks?

Styrofoam.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Styrofoam.

Don't even know where you would find styrofoam dicks. I imagine they're made, though, for whatever reason. Maybe as a homosexual's beer cozy or something.

[HydroPonics]

I COULD provide the details of the situation, but I'm smart enough not to bring my guild into the drama, even when someone else is in the wrong. It brings tension for no reason when nothing will be done anyway. I really don't have to post anything anyways, the sheer amount of TMO vs X guild speaks for itself in RnF. There are some cool people in the guild, then there is people who have been waiting on this server so long to get some PD loots they literally shit themselves that they got into TMO over a merger and now feel worth something. It's almost like the little guy who got picked on his whole high school career who grows up to be the dick-head wanna-be corrupt police man/ insert job of power here. Some of you are so loot hungry you almost feel like the server owes you anything you desire and you can be dick about it because you have 50 faggots at your back. Question, if you have 50 friends, and they are all "beta males" as the faggots on the server call it and your only friends are "beta male", doesn't that make you kinda "beta male"? The point being, you hang out with douches that think they are god's gift to the server, you start looking like one.

No, please go ahead and show proof... got screens of the day you and Heallun were being greedy? i pull mobs for folks in mistmoore everyday and hand out free stuff. Thats the difference between me and you/Heallun. Ask anyone who frequents Mistmoore.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

...right. Well if you have nothing left to discuss I'll let you get back to these dicks.

I imagine if they were, y'know, fleshy dicks, I'd be more shocked. That's some horror house kind of shit.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

No, please go ahead and show proof... got screens of the day you and Heallun were being greedy? i pull mobs for folks in mistmoore everyday and hand out free stuff. Thats the difference between me and you/Heallun. Ask anyone who frequents Mistmoore.

I PL deep castle and for the most part only ever interact with the CY group and rarely the CE group. Have rezzed hundreds of people in MM, buffed hundreds while doing these PLs and am generally a boon to the zone while I'm doing things. Only piece of loot I don't share in MM is the xicotl hilt, because I generally need them for soulfires or soulfire MQs.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

No, please go ahead and show proof... got screens of the day you and Heallun were being greedy? i pull mobs for folks in mistmoore everyday and hand out free stuff. Thats the difference between me and you/Heallun. Ask anyone who frequents Mistmoore.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4899135/my*****-o.gif

[abacab-bansdontwork]

I PL deep castle and for the most part only ever interact with the CY group and rarely the CE group. Have rezzed hundreds of people in MM, buffed hundreds while doing these PLs and am generally a boon to the zone while I'm doing things. Only piece of loot I don't share in MM is the xicotl hilt, because I generally need them for soulfires or soulfire MQs.

Fuck Heallun dawg, why you gotta rely on the fires so much? Don't you got healing adept 3?

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Fuck Heallun dawg, why you gotta rely on the fires so much? Don't you got healing adept 3?

Cuz our healers can't be assed to heal the tank :P

[abacab-bansdontwork]

Cuz our healers can't be assed to heal the tank :P

Don't need healers when you're a beast lord bro.

[HydroPonics]

I PL deep castle and for the most part only ever interact with the CY group and rarely the CE group. Have rezzed hundreds of people in MM, buffed hundreds while doing these PLs and am generally a boon to the zone while I'm doing things. Only piece of loot I don't share in MM is the xicotl hilt, because I generally need them for soulfires or soulfire MQs.

Exactly. Don't want to interact with the CE group or CY group when you're stealing they're mobs. Can't blame you for that.

[Lazie]

Exactly. Don't want to interact with the CE group or CY group when you're stealing they're mobs. Can't blame you for that.

:rolleyes:

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Exactly. Don't want to interact with the CE group or CY group when you're stealing they're mobs. Can't blame you for that.

I only get a few tells here and there. Most appreciate the rezzes / buffs more than the missing few mobs. I don't pull entrance, ent gargs, mobs outside castle, dhamp if it's camped, negotiator room or mynthi davis (though i'll snag some WWs if they're up) while PLing in the back room. Usually do 2nd floor / throne / piano / xicotl+lasna. Those who matter know I'm a good steward of the zones I PL in. Have been for almost five years now.

[Red_Psyphon]

Did not read. Cecily plays multiple rogues. Sucks on all of em. Cant be srs.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Did not read. Cecily plays multiple rogues. Sucks on all of em. Cant be srs.

For what it's worth, probably our best rogue. Pushes in correct direction. Actually helps with DS (razor fang) on hate/fear clears. Consistently top dps (sometimes gabo, sometimes). Waits between mobs for discs and always has full buffs. Only real issue is lack of soulfire questing :p

[Fazlazen]

For what it's worth, probably our best rogue. Pushes in correct direction. Actually helps with DS (razor fang) on hate/fear clears. Consistently top dps (sometimes gabo, sometimes). Waits between mobs for discs and always has full buffs. Only real issue is lack of soulfire questing :p

Fuck you, I am the best TMO rogue

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Fuck you, I am the best TMO rogue

Sentenza #1 in ghosting when we need FTE'rs. If he can't kill nigs in VP, life isn't worth living :P

[Ravager]

Next time wait for assist.

[Gaffin 7.0]

http://i61.tinypic.com/2ykanpw.gif

[khanable]

General is quite the ass kicker with his harm touch proc - at least I believe it to still be a proc? Has this guy been fiddled with again recently?

Either way, I believe mobs can proc on riposte here so you'll want to go 2 handed + evasive to try and minimize that. Clicky aggro to keep him off the monks and rogues that alt tab out to watch YouTube videos :)

And damage shields! That prick will dps his own ass down if stack up some decent damage shields!


Lastly, can't we all be friends? Jeez

[Gaffin 7.0]

ive tanked general like 100 times on bouncer, but seems alot diff last time i did him, not sure if he was changed at all

[khanable]

Yea he was changed a few months back. He used to be a sissy, now he's a pretty heavy hitter.

[Gaffin 7.0]

thought so

[HydroPonics]

TMO can ask anyone in this picture to tank for them, with the exception of one of them.

[HydroPonics]

http://i60.tinypic.com/2a8orw1.jpg

[Nirgon]

I just wanna smack that indo helmet off his stupid head

[Lazie]

http://i60.tinypic.com/2a8orw1.jpg

I'll ask Cucumbers. I know he won't fuck it up.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

No, cucumbers will just send you a meek tell asking you if you have an officer on. Like a hundred times <_<

[khanable]

No, cucumbers will just send you a meek tell asking you if you have an officer on. Like a hundred times <_<

lies and deceit

[Lazie]

lies and deceit

He doesn't understand the power of Iksar.

[greenblze420]

Heallun was being greedy in Mistmoore Powerleveing during peak hours and was stealing mobs from groups so he got swift P99 justice in the form of dying. Never asked him to heal me... guy's a douchebag 100 times over. Of course he won't tell you that he is a prime example of this. :)

hellun is actually a cool dude whos comes across the tundras of norrath to give me a rez so girl, you suckin me fuckin me or nah

[Reguiy]

Only someone in TMO could be elitist about skill in EQ. EQ, especially p99, has the lowest skillcap of any game out there. Acting cool for being good at EQ is like bragging about winning a game of connect 4 when you got to go first.

[Detoxx]

When people speak of skill, they aren't talking about the killing of the mob. Obviously all dragons here are pretty simple, but when you have to rush a trak engage with 18-20 people to ensure fte, while kiting prot and the other juggs, thats where a little bit of skill and co-ordination come in.

[JayN]

TMO kicked my dog

[Calabee]

Dude needs a suspension from smoking weed, its clear hes given himself some mental deficiency.

Hydro, are you the original owner of that warrior? Serious question...cause I knew the original hydro and he actually made sense when you spoke to him.

he's not, i've called him out for it in the past, dude's just as stupid and bad as the other previous ones though

[Cecily]

Ohhhhh kay lol. That definitely happened.

[Cecily]

Oh cool. So you have logs of this? Because that never happened.

[Reguiy]

When people speak of skill, they aren't talking about the killing of the mob. Obviously all dragons here are pretty simple, but when you have to rush a trak engage with 18-20 people to ensure fte, while kiting prot and the other juggs, thats where a little bit of skill and co-ordination come in.

I'm sure organizing a tic tac toe tournament takes a little bit skill and coordination as well. It doesn't make tic tac toe a difficult, skill intensive game.

[Cecily]

I'm sure :)

[HydroPonics]

Culprit: ever get those Puppet strings back bud? i hope not, you don't deserve them.

Fatty: still out taking peoples mobs right in front of them? I would love to duel you sometime, if your willing.

Heallun: Not a bad dude like the rest of bunch here, but still, You'll never understand what happened that day in mistmoore, initially i was trying to HELP you, but you misinterpreted it as me training you. I was camped in that room, Mayong's throne room, and logged in to aggro from your slew of mobs. My character riposted, swung back, and proc'd the AOE from the Earthshaker without me even pressing the attack button. Someone said you can't get aggro if you don't attack other peoples mobs.... yeah, thats a load of bull, sit down near an engaged mob and watch what happens. thats what happened to me. Unfortunate but i don't really care.

Abacab: Do you even play this game anymore? shut the hell up.

Cecily: Heres the thing that puzzles me the most. If im such a terrible tank and don't know how to play my class, WHY did you have me tank for you then? Why didn't you get someone else, such as Lost Prophets? I know what i was doing and i was doing everything right. I don't use my Midnight Mallet on shit like that, by the way. Plus i was drunk.

[Cecily]

Beggars can't be choosers, but you're an idiot if you think those beggars don't have opinions on what they get. All our tanks were occupied at VP or Sev at the time.

[Gaffin 7.0]

Gaffin, i've never spoken to you in my life, so i think you're the one smoking too much grass. :) i dont touch that stuff man.

I didnt say anything thats just extra chromosome Tasslehof with me in his sig

[phacemeltar]

The funniest thing is a main rogue talking down on someone about skill as if rogue is somehow difficult enough at all to justify the statements.

some people think that because they play rogue, and do the majority of the damage, that this denotes skill. most of the arguments for what makes a skilled player, can be easily achieved with the use of a single macro.

[HydroPonics]

Beggars can't be choosers, but you're an idiot if you think those beggars don't have opinions on what they get. All our tanks were occupied at VP or Sev at the time.

I'm not an idiot because i wouldn't ask someone who i think was terrible at their class to help me out to begin with. Isn't that common sense? do you have any?

[JayN]

I'm not an idiot because i wouldn't ask someone who i think was terrible at their class to help me out to begin with. Isn't that common sense? do you have any?

well at least you admit to being terrible at your class

[Ghordo]

well at least you admit to being terrible at your class

[HydroPonics]

A Warrior that never raids, groups or engages raid mobs is a terrible tank. I'm not a Tank anyways... a tank is a large armored vehicle. Obviously im a Half-Elf.

[Cecily]

Imply melee class takes skill, get 10 angry nerds telling you you're wrong. I'm not though.

[Auvdar]

Mom, Dad please stop fighting!

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Don't think anyone said you were wrong as all classes take some sort of know how in different situations, just moreso disgruntled that you're the one talking about said skill as if you actually know what it is since you yourself clearly have none.

You say melee classes don't take skill, and yet P99's premiere raid guild can't help but push shit into the walls <_<

[Clark]

Only someone in TMO could be elitist about skill in EQ. EQ, especially p99, has the lowest skillcap of any game out there. Acting cool for being good at EQ is like bragging about winning a game of connect 4 when you got to go first.

Mad much?

[Lazie]

Don't think anyone said you were wrong as all classes take some sort of know how in different situations, just moreso disgruntled that you're the one talking about said skill as if you actually know what it is since you yourself clearly have none.

Rustled to the extreme.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

I don't remember ever saying that melee "don't take skill", pointed out that a rogue speaking about another melee class was laughable as rogue overall requires the least.

But please feel free to continue failing at reading.

...paladins?

[Lazie]

...paladins?

Don't bring down the wrath of Corova!

Oh wait never mind he's a Paladin.. Can't do much.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Don't bring down the wrath of Corova!

Oh wait never mind he's a Paladin.. Can't do much.

Someone get secondary!

DONT YOU TAKE THIS FROM ME.

[Lazie]

Someone get secondary!

DONT YOU TAKE THIS FROM ME.

;)

[Xerxes]

epic sig fatty o7 brother

[bigsykedaddy]

For what it's worth, probably our best rogue. Pushes in correct direction. Actually helps with DS (razor fang) on hate/fear clears. Consistently top dps (sometimes gabo, sometimes). Waits between mobs for discs and always has full buffs. Only real issue is lack of soulfire questing :p

Only time im not up there, is if I die dragging someone and have rez sickness or after dying from said reason there are no Enchanters to VoG... Also Cecily always gets avatar and leaves the scraps for us. = )

[bigsykedaddy]

If I get avatar im usually right up there NP

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Only time im not up there, is if I die dragging someone and have rez sickness or after dying from said reason there are no Enchanters to VoG... Also Cecily always gets avatar and leaves the scraps for us. = )

Also has a bangin DR set just for hoshkar. Tryhard imo. Posted some silly log today with like 258 dps on hosh.

[Cecily]

Only time im not up there, is if I die dragging someone and have rez sickness or after dying from said reason there are no Enchanters to VoG... Also Cecily always gets avatar and leaves the scraps for us. = )

I stopped asking for avatar when FE merged with us because we were throwing stupidly high numbers like 70 a raid at 32k dragons. The numbers have gotten way more reasonable since March, but I still don't bother asking. I'm sick of Kunark. But every now and again.. lawl:


Hoshkar in 26s, 28k @1065dps :: Cecily 5k @258dps (19.59%) :: Fundo 4k @168dps (12.74%) :: Skew 3k @117dps (9.32%) :: Kautin 2k @67dps (5.58%) :: Aalpha 1k @64dps (5.35%)

[Nirgon]

Only someone in TMO could be elitist about skill in EQ. EQ, especially p99, has the lowest skillcap of any game out there. Acting cool for being good at EQ is like bragging about winning a game of connect 4 when you got to go first.

There's so many terrible players who think this

:)

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Heathers was one of my favorite 90's movies too. That's why I like p99.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

There's so many terrible players who think this

:)

There are those who would say the same of cleric, and yet tanks go down without heals all the time on these rushed dragons. In fact, I wrote a vp guide I feel I should share with IB today for clerics. It's simple but useful kinda stuff.

[abacab-bansdontwork]

There are those who would say the same of cleric, and yet tanks go down without heals all the time on these rushed dragons. In fact, I wrote a vp guide I feel I should share with IB today for clerics. It's simple but useful kinda stuff.

Mystical Order - chat
i got a load of rogue epics dumps to offload - stat
i just hope there aint no rats up in the channel
cuz we aint need another Zeelot scandal
peep the gandalf wizardry ghosting on the VP's
VMc bouncing up my signal through a pringles
cantenna aint nobody run this scam betta
than the godfather - globe trotting plat hoarda

don data don data don draper of this platinum paper
still killing for soulfire handles
got your neighbors paypal up in a tizzy
cuz i planted little mules up in every major city
what you think i do on raids? jobs dont pay the bills
im chaotic neutral swag with javelin spammin skills
so check the stripes up on the jacket
and pay respects to the P99 RMT racket

we meddle in MQ - online
im a filthy lil hacker but i still shine
got an army on the grind
check the stamp on the time
put your clicking finger up if you represent RMT slime

AIMchat third-party databases
stored up on the cloud in a bunch of different places
for all the homies who in my good graces
download away aint nobody gonna trace us
we in the majors
using VM servers since the days of the two way pagers
cop an anonymous server and do some digital murder
so we can bender up the rules will you please insert girder

im a nerd who gets it in cause i was born in the bitstream
manipulate the internet with all of my bit schemes
these pixel dreams from the crt to the flip screen
i hit greens and listen to the words on my hit themes
soundtrack for the RMT'ers on my downline
verify a seller on server during downtime
is that a fungi tunic off the rack?
gonna hit the Paypal and sell it for a hundred mil flat

[Ambrotos]

There are those who would say the same of cleric, and yet tanks go down without heals all the time on these rushed dragons. In fact, I wrote a vp guide I feel I should share with IB today for clerics. It's simple but useful kinda stuff.

Sounds pretty hard hitting a heal key. I'll spare you the trouble of sharing super secret skill write up.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1158223/drinking-bird-works-o.gif

[quido]

And this is why Ambrotos is bad at Everquest.

[Erydan Ouragan]

There's so many terrible players who think this

:)

Skill takes different forms in different games. In CS or any shooter games it's the fast reaction time and reflexes, in WoW or any modern mmo it's standing out of the fire and using the proper counter in pvp.

IMO, skill in EQ is anticipation instead of reaction. EQ has long cast times and no instants, so if you're already at the point of reacting to something it's often already too late. You can't headshot mid-air while doing a 360. It's more like chess, you have to prepare for any eventuality and plan a few moves in advance.

Sadly, not a lot of people have that ability to concentrate on the game 100%. They watch netflix or youtube, browse the forums, read something, because hey it's EQ, it's slow, it doesn't take skill. Auto-attack your way to victory am i right? Then the mob is incoming and the puller has to kite around for 20 seconds like a headless chicken but it's fine, kiting doesn't take skill it's just running around in a circle.

It's surprising, really when you think about it. Apparently EQ is slow and old and everything has been done already, so it takes zero skill. Then why is it so hard to find people who can at least play their class with a reasonable amount of efficiency?

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Sounds pretty hard hitting a heal key. I'll spare you the trouble of sharing super secret skill write up.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1158223/drinking-bird-works-o.gif

Nah dog, that's actually kael. Kael is the worst zone to be a chain cleric.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Here, I'll just post it. IB reads our forums whenever they want, anyway. I'm sure someone reads theirs too :p

This is just a quick write-up for new clerics who can be a bit overwhelmed about what the fuck to do in VP. It's fast paced and never really explained to the new apps as far as I know. Belegur asked on his own and it made me realize that this kind of thing maybe isn't second nature.

1) The prep.

VP is 6 dragons. 4/6 are MR. The way VP is split at the current time (6/14/2014) is 4 MR first then DR/FR. Generally want to be camped out with MR gear, MR buffs, and MR pot clicked. If you plan to raid VP that weekend be logged out inside the zone. Clerics need to be some of the first people in to form effective groups. Group healing is over twice as efficient from a speed perspective (all that matters in 90% of VP engages). Rune is super important, especially for Hosh + Nexona. Topslot jboots for nexona. heroic bond instead of heroism super important on nexona as well.

2) Forming effective groups

This is where we struggle. Two groups take priority. Tank then DPS groups.

a) When zoning in, yell if anyone is forming a tank group, if no response, yell for bards + tanks to send you a tell and form it yourself. Most tank groups are 1-2 tanks, 1 bard, 1 shaman, remainder clerics. At least 2 clerics in tank group (one to maintain group and one to heal tank). Group healing is heroic bond (with WoR in emergency situations and super good if you happen to be in a hosh group without a shield--especially just prior to gating phase.

b) DPS groups are formed when you know the tank group is set. DPS groups are cleric + 5 dps, cleric + 1 healer + 4 dps, or cleric + bard + 4 dps. DPS are rogues, monks, wizards. Monks/rogues will prioritize shield (of the immaculate) groups for hoshkar and shielders should be doing the invites for hoshkar for the most effective dps. If you are without a shield, form 2 clerics + 4 wizards for hoshkar. 1 cleric + 1 healer + 4 wizards can also work in a pinch if clerics are light, but they haven't been recently. Cleric + bard + 4 dps is extremely useful for nexona due to the bard dispel song and people not buying potions of negation. Load cancel magic to assist if one of your dps did not bring a potion of negation and you are bardless.

c) Xygoz is a special exception to group formation. It's usually just 5 clerics + bard, if there are large amounts of bards wizards can also be incorporated into your groups, but they're definitely second priority.

3) Healing during fights

a) Tank group healing is generally split into one group healer and one or more tank healers, depending on group set up. These shouldn't be the only heals going to the tank but all too often they are. Heroic bond spam for group healing can keep up with every dragon's aoe with the possible exception of hoshkar. Starting with a rune and pre casting / ducking HB waiting on the first aoe on the raid is key on hoshkar. The only way to solo heal a group back from a deficit on hoshkar is WoR, which you'll generally only get to cast once before getting aggroed and murdered. Tank heals are primarily DL spam with the shaman torporing. If no shaman present in tank group feel free to throw a CE, but try to communicate you are doing it with the tank (le macro) so he isn't buff-capped when CE lands.

b) DPS group healing is primarily heroic bond spam. Pre-casting and ducking hb is key on the harder hitting dragons, hoshkar especially. On nexona, make sure DPS have heroic bond and not heroism, because heroic bond will overwrite heroism when cast and top slot the buff. This may put nexona's aoe under the player's buff stack and make dispelling much more difficult for that player. WoR can be used to overcome a deficit and it is especially important on hoshkar if you're healing a melee group without a shield. Also super useful on trakanon for similar reasons, but be wary of out-aggroing the jugg kiter with WoR. Even if he has a bladestopper, the shit is that ridiculous.

4) Post fight

Run, camp, buff. No issues here. Quest your fucking soulfires / necklace of resolutions / reapers of the dead. Guild will pay for your reaper recharge, shit is cash. Use it.

Any comments of additions are welcomed.

[Lazie]

There are those who would say the same of cleric, and yet tanks go down without heals all the time on these rushed dragons. In fact, I wrote a vp guide I feel I should share with IB today for clerics. It's simple but useful kinda stuff.

Never go against the Family again Heallun.

[Jfertal]

Sounds pretty hard hitting a heal key. I'll spare you the trouble of sharing super secret skill write up.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1158223/drinking-bird-works-o.gif

That is how I canni

[DeruIsLove]

Here, I'll just post it. IB reads our forums whenever they want, anyway. I'm sure someone reads theirs too :p

This is just a quick write-up for new clerics who can be a bit overwhelmed about what the fuck to do in VP. It's fast paced and never really explained to the new apps as far as I know. Belegur asked on his own and it made me realize that this kind of thing maybe isn't second nature.

1) The prep.

VP is 6 dragons. 4/6 are MR. The way VP is split at the current time (6/14/2014) is 4 MR first then DR/FR. Generally want to be camped out with MR gear, MR buffs, and MR pot clicked. If you plan to raid VP that weekend be logged out inside the zone. Clerics need to be some of the first people in to form effective groups. Group healing is over twice as efficient from a speed perspective (all that matters in 90% of VP engages). Rune is super important, especially for Hosh + Nexona. Topslot jboots for nexona. heroic bond instead of heroism super important on nexona as well.

2) Forming effective groups

This is where we struggle. Two groups take priority. Tank then DPS groups.

a) When zoning in, yell if anyone is forming a tank group, if no response, yell for bards + tanks to send you a tell and form it yourself. Most tank groups are 1-2 tanks, 1 bard, 1 shaman, remainder clerics. At least 2 clerics in tank group (one to maintain group and one to heal tank). Group healing is heroic bond (with WoR in emergency situations and super good if you happen to be in a hosh group without a shield--especially just prior to gating phase.

b) DPS groups are formed when you know the tank group is set. DPS groups are cleric + 5 dps, cleric + 1 healer + 4 dps, or cleric + bard + 4 dps. DPS are rogues, monks, wizards. Monks/rogues will prioritize shield (of the immaculate) groups for hoshkar and shielders should be doing the invites for hoshkar for the most effective dps. If you are without a shield, form 2 clerics + 4 wizards for hoshkar. 1 cleric + 1 healer + 4 wizards can also work in a pinch if clerics are light, but they haven't been recently. Cleric + bard + 4 dps is extremely useful for nexona due to the bard dispel song and people not buying potions of negation. Load cancel magic to assist if one of your dps did not bring a potion of negation and you are bardless.

c) Xygoz is a special exception to group formation. It's usually just 5 clerics + bard, if there are large amounts of bards wizards can also be incorporated into your groups, but they're definitely second priority.

3) Healing during fights

a) Tank group healing is generally split into one group healer and one or more tank healers, depending on group set up. These shouldn't be the only heals going to the tank but all too often they are. Heroic bond spam for group healing can keep up with every dragon's aoe with the possible exception of hoshkar. Starting with a rune and pre casting / ducking HB waiting on the first aoe on the raid is key on hoshkar. The only way to solo heal a group back from a deficit on hoshkar is WoR, which you'll generally only get to cast once before getting aggroed and murdered. Tank heals are primarily DL spam with the shaman torporing. If no shaman present in tank group feel free to throw a CE, but try to communicate you are doing it with the tank (le macro) so he isn't buff-capped when CE lands.

b) DPS group healing is primarily heroic bond spam. Pre-casting and ducking hb is key on the harder hitting dragons, hoshkar especially. On nexona, make sure DPS have heroic bond and not heroism, because heroic bond will overwrite heroism when cast and top slot the buff. This may put nexona's aoe under the player's buff stack and make dispelling much more difficult for that player. WoR can be used to overcome a deficit and it is especially important on hoshkar if you're healing a melee group without a shield. Also super useful on trakanon for similar reasons, but be wary of out-aggroing the jugg kiter with WoR. Even if he has a bladestopper, the shit is that ridiculous.

4) Post fight

Run, camp, buff. No issues here. Quest your fucking soulfires / necklace of resolutions / reapers of the dead. Guild will pay for your reaper recharge, shit is cash. Use it.

Any comments of additions are welcomed.
I cannot comprehend the level of depravity required to care this much about pixels. Yet at the same time TMO has hundreds of members and they have competition who want to do the same worthless "accomplishments" more efficiently.

It's not just fuck TMO, it's fuck this depraved human species.

[Gaffin 7.0]

even though there is strats to everything, once guilds get OP gear they dont use them except for the pullers, its INC MOB ch chain>> dps 10 secs << click clickies, dragon dead, grats app on loot

[Zoesha]

Here, I'll just post it. IB reads our forums whenever they want, anyway. I'm sure someone reads theirs too :p

This is just a quick write-up for new clerics who can be a bit overwhelmed about what the fuck to do in VP. It's fast paced and never really explained to the new apps as far as I know. Belegur asked on his own and it made me realize that this kind of thing maybe isn't second nature.

1) The prep.

VP is 6 dragons. 4/6 are MR. The way VP is split at the current time (6/14/2014) is 4 MR first then DR/FR. Generally want to be camped out with MR gear, MR buffs, and MR pot clicked. If you plan to raid VP that weekend be logged out inside the zone. Clerics need to be some of the first people in to form effective groups. Group healing is over twice as efficient from a speed perspective (all that matters in 90% of VP engages). Rune is super important, especially for Hosh + Nexona. Topslot jboots for nexona. heroic bond instead of heroism super important on nexona as well.

2) Forming effective groups

This is where we struggle. Two groups take priority. Tank then DPS groups.

a) When zoning in, yell if anyone is forming a tank group, if no response, yell for bards + tanks to send you a tell and form it yourself. Most tank groups are 1-2 tanks, 1 bard, 1 shaman, remainder clerics. At least 2 clerics in tank group (one to maintain group and one to heal tank). Group healing is heroic bond (with WoR in emergency situations and super good if you happen to be in a hosh group without a shield--especially just prior to gating phase.

b) DPS groups are formed when you know the tank group is set. DPS groups are cleric + 5 dps, cleric + 1 healer + 4 dps, or cleric + bard + 4 dps. DPS are rogues, monks, wizards. Monks/rogues will prioritize shield (of the immaculate) groups for hoshkar and shielders should be doing the invites for hoshkar for the most effective dps. If you are without a shield, form 2 clerics + 4 wizards for hoshkar. 1 cleric + 1 healer + 4 wizards can also work in a pinch if clerics are light, but they haven't been recently. Cleric + bard + 4 dps is extremely useful for nexona due to the bard dispel song and people not buying potions of negation. Load cancel magic to assist if one of your dps did not bring a potion of negation and you are bardless.

c) Xygoz is a special exception to group formation. It's usually just 5 clerics + bard, if there are large amounts of bards wizards can also be incorporated into your groups, but they're definitely second priority.

3) Healing during fights

a) Tank group healing is generally split into one group healer and one or more tank healers, depending on group set up. These shouldn't be the only heals going to the tank but all too often they are. Heroic bond spam for group healing can keep up with every dragon's aoe with the possible exception of hoshkar. Starting with a rune and pre casting / ducking HB waiting on the first aoe on the raid is key on hoshkar. The only way to solo heal a group back from a deficit on hoshkar is WoR, which you'll generally only get to cast once before getting aggroed and murdered. Tank heals are primarily DL spam with the shaman torporing. If no shaman present in tank group feel free to throw a CE, but try to communicate you are doing it with the tank (le macro) so he isn't buff-capped when CE lands.

b) DPS group healing is primarily heroic bond spam. Pre-casting and ducking hb is key on the harder hitting dragons, hoshkar especially. On nexona, make sure DPS have heroic bond and not heroism, because heroic bond will overwrite heroism when cast and top slot the buff. This may put nexona's aoe under the player's buff stack and make dispelling much more difficult for that player. WoR can be used to overcome a deficit and it is especially important on hoshkar if you're healing a melee group without a shield. Also super useful on trakanon for similar reasons, but be wary of out-aggroing the jugg kiter with WoR. Even if he has a bladestopper, the shit is that ridiculous.

4) Post fight

Run, camp, buff. No issues here. Quest your fucking soulfires / necklace of resolutions / reapers of the dead. Guild will pay for your reaper recharge, shit is cash. Use it.

Any comments of additions are welcomed.

oh noes Heallun you just gave away our leet healing strats away.

[Tecmos Deception]

Post again without blurred out names. Thanks.

No shit :(

[Tecmos Deception]

Ugh. Regret even reading 4 posts of this thread.

[Gaffin 7.0]

Can you guys not see his name? Its Swinging he is talking to lol.

[Reguiy]

Sounds pretty hard hitting a heal key. I'll spare you the trouble of sharing super secret skill write up.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1158223/drinking-bird-works-o.gif

Lol +1. GMs know EQ is about community, not skill.

[Reguiy]

Also +1 for use of Simpsons gif.

[Gaffin 7.0]

K nevermind, thought he had the ui setup where it doesnt show "tells you" my bad. Derp

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Never go against the Family again Heallun.

Wat. I wrote it, I should be able to post it where I please :P

[HeallunRumblebelly]

I cannot comprehend the level of depravity required to care this much about pixels. Yet at the same time TMO has hundreds of members and they have competition who want to do the same worthless "accomplishments" more efficiently.

It's not just fuck TMO, it's fuck this depraved human species.

This is just a quick what-to-do that helps newer players in VP. Each target takes about 5-10 minutes win or lose really. It's pretty low key. Tracking on the other hand is soul numbing :P

[Ambrotos]

I am sure everyone thanks you for regurgitating information that was known back in 2001. You can tell people till you are blue in the face what to do, but only they can pay attention and push that key. If guilds over the past 15 years couldn't follow the information/guides from the people on live server who did it first, nothing will help those who can't do it now.

We can keep playing along like you have single handily figured out the secrets to raiding on a game that is 15 years old. I'll save you the trouble for future posts and read what the pixel gods have in store for us:

In the next month:

TMO wipes on a_Dragon with 40-50 people
IB wipes on a_dragon with 30-50 people
Some Guild will wipe on FFA Trakanon under shady conditions.
Server rules will be selectively enforced by Sirken and Derubael and people will cry again.

Some guild gets trained.
Someone gets FTE taken away and petitioned.
Some guild will get suspended.
People will cry over Overseerer of Air being killed , and Noble pixels are removed. Taken will rage out and blame IB. Ib will confess to doing it, only because TMO had killed their noble on their day and said fuck it. Taken will then say fuck it and go back to normal fucking shitfest in sky with the 5 other guilds.
Chest will grow 5 pussies over how much he will cry out of one of the above instances.

Rinse and repeat it over and over again.

And the rest of us can waste time at school/work reading and making stupid retarded posts like in this thread, including all mine.

I think this write up is much better.

[zanderklocke]

I am sure everyone thanks you for regurgitating information that was known back in 2001. You can tell people till you are blue in the face what to do, but only they can pay attention and push that key. If guilds over the past 15 years couldn't follow the information/guides from the people on live server who did it first, nothing will help those who can't do it now.

We can keep playing along like you have single handily figured out the secrets to raiding on a game that is 15 years old. I'll save you the trouble for future posts and read what the pixel gods have in store for us:

In the next month:

TMO wipes on a_Dragon with 40-50 people
IB wipes on a_dragon with 30-50 people
Some Guild will wipe on FFA Trakanon under shady conditions.
Server rules will be selectively enforced by Sirken and Derubael and people will cry again.

Some guild gets trained.
Someone gets FTE taken away and petitioned.
Some guild will get suspended.
People will cry over Overseerer of Air being killed , and Noble pixels are removed. Taken will rage out and blame IB. Ib will confess to doing it, only because TMO had killed their noble on their day and said fuck it. Taken will then say fuck it and go back to normal fucking shitfest in sky with the 5 other guilds.
Chest will grow 5 pussies over how much he will cry out of one of the above instances.

Rinse and repeat it over and over again.

And the rest of us can waste time at school/work reading and making stupid retarded posts like in this thread, including all mine.

I think this write up is much better.

Amen.

Can Rants and Flames be about something interesting again like some huge RMT heist, secret platlord information, or a big server exploit that makes everyone's brains explode?

[Glenzig]

Even the staff is tired of the raid scene. Awesome.

[Uteunayr]

I am sure everyone thanks you for regurgitating information that was known back in 2001. You can tell people till you are blue in the face what to do, but only they can pay attention and push that key. If guilds over the past 15 years couldn't follow the information/guides from the people on live server who did it first, nothing will help those who can't do it now.

We can keep playing along like you have single handily figured out the secrets to raiding on a game that is 15 years old. I'll save you the trouble for future posts and read what the pixel gods have in store for us:

In the next month:

TMO wipes on a_Dragon with 40-50 people
IB wipes on a_dragon with 30-50 people
Some Guild will wipe on FFA Trakanon under shady conditions.
Server rules will be selectively enforced by Sirken and Derubael and people will cry again.

Some guild gets trained.
Someone gets FTE taken away and petitioned.
Some guild will get suspended.
People will cry over Overseerer of Air being killed , and Noble pixels are removed. Taken will rage out and blame IB. Ib will confess to doing it, only because TMO had killed their noble on their day and said fuck it. Taken will then say fuck it and go back to normal fucking shitfest in sky with the 5 other guilds.
Chest will grow 5 pussies over how much he will cry out of one of the above instances.

Rinse and repeat it over and over again.

And the rest of us can waste time at school/work reading and making stupid retarded posts like in this thread, including all mine.

I think this write up is much better.

This may just be the best thing I have read all month.

[HeallunRumblebelly]

Even the staff is tired of the raid scene. Awesome.

Bisch hasn't been staff for a while now.

[Kekephee]

I am sure everyone thanks you for regurgitating information that was known back in 2001. You can tell people till you are blue in the face what to do, but only they can pay attention and push that key. If guilds over the past 15 years couldn't follow the information/guides from the people on live server who did it first, nothing will help those who can't do it now.

We can keep playing along like you have single handily figured out the secrets to raiding on a game that is 15 years old. I'll save you the trouble for future posts and read what the pixel gods have in store for us:

In the next month:

TMO wipes on a_Dragon with 40-50 people
IB wipes on a_dragon with 30-50 people
Some Guild will wipe on FFA Trakanon under shady conditions.
Server rules will be selectively enforced by Sirken and Derubael and people will cry again.

Some guild gets trained.
Someone gets FTE taken away and petitioned.
Some guild will get suspended.
People will cry over Overseerer of Air being killed , and Noble pixels are removed. Taken will rage out and blame IB. Ib will confess to doing it, only because TMO had killed their noble on their day and said fuck it. Taken will then say fuck it and go back to normal fucking shitfest in sky with the 5 other guilds.
Chest will grow 5 pussies over how much he will cry out of one of the above instances.

Rinse and repeat it over and over again.

And the rest of us can waste time at school/work reading and making stupid retarded posts like in this thread, including all mine.

I think this write up is much better.

I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE BOOK YET

YOU STOP SPOILERS

[Ambrotos]

I quit being on the staff back in April? Think Zade left a week after me.
I'm not part of the staff. But from the raid changes Rogean wanted, he was tired of it.

[Locust]

I am sure everyone thanks you for regurgitating information that was known back in 2001. You can tell people till you are blue in the face what to do, but only they can pay attention and push that key. If guilds over the past 15 years couldn't follow the information/guides from the people on live server who did it first, nothing will help those who can't do it now.

We can keep playing along like you have single handily figured out the secrets to raiding on a game that is 15 years old. I'll save you the trouble for future posts and read what the pixel gods have in store for us:

In the next month:

TMO wipes on a_Dragon with 40-50 people
IB wipes on a_dragon with 30-50 people
Some Guild will wipe on FFA Trakanon under shady conditions.
Server rules will be selectively enforced by Sirken and Derubael and people will cry again.

Some guild gets trained.
Someone gets FTE taken away and petitioned.
Some guild will get suspended.
People will cry over Overseerer of Air being killed , and Noble pixels are removed. Taken will rage out and blame IB. Ib will confess to doing it, only because TMO had killed their noble on their day and said fuck it. Taken will then say fuck it and go back to normal fucking shitfest in sky with the 5 other guilds.
Chest will grow 5 pussies over how much he will cry out of one of the above instances.

Rinse and repeat it over and over again.

And the rest of us can waste time at school/work reading and making stupid retarded posts like in this thread, including all mine.

I think this write up is much better.

i came

[Clark]

I am sure everyone thanks you for regurgitating information that was known back in 2001. You can tell people till you are blue in the face what to do, but only they can pay attention and push that key. If guilds over the past 15 years couldn't follow the information/guides from the people on live server who did it first, nothing will help those who can't do it now.

We can keep playing along like you have single handily figured out the secrets to raiding on a game that is 15 years old. I'll save you the trouble for future posts and read what the pixel gods have in store for us:

In the next month:

TMO wipes on a_Dragon with 40-50 people
IB wipes on a_dragon with 30-50 people
Some Guild will wipe on FFA Trakanon under shady conditions.
Server rules will be selectively enforced by Sirken and Derubael and people will cry again.

Some guild gets trained.
Someone gets FTE taken away and petitioned.
Some guild will get suspended.
People will cry over Overseerer of Air being killed , and Noble pixels are removed. Taken will rage out and blame IB. Ib will confess to doing it, only because TMO had killed their noble on their day and said fuck it. Taken will then say fuck it and go back to normal fucking shitfest in sky with the 5 other guilds.
Chest will grow 5 pussies over how much he will cry out of one of the above instances.

Rinse and repeat it over and over again.

And the rest of us can waste time at school/work reading and making stupid retarded posts like in this thread, including all mine.

I think this write up is much better.

This post is amazing hahaha!

[arsenalpow]

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2014/02/14/true_detective_5.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg
Time is a flat circle.

[SyanideGas]

How can you be sure he grows only 5 pussies?

[quido]

How can we be sure he hasn't already?

[Ghordo]

abacab give it up, you're so 2010

[Arteker]

So I know from previous experience that Hydro is an awful tank. I figure whatever. He's a 60 warrior and should be able to tank a general with 2 BP clerics and a shaman. I call /ooc General V'Ghera inc, annouce inc in say chat, stand right behind him, realize he still sucks at tanking after I get HTed and have to kite it for 20 seconds before the SK who wasn't supposed to tank picks it up and dies, then hero Hydro tanks General V'Ghera "like a boss". Yes, he helped out a guildie's friend get a rogue epic. I just have no tact and kinda informed Hydro he was fucking horrible as I was leaving.

Not bragging about this at all, nor do I really feel like sharing it. But since the retard brought it up...

(Narfy was mad b/c we didn't do a second kill)

http://i.imgur.com/jHg0C4K.jpg
know him since he was tops boys in peace pipe , he still worst warrior in server , close to what lame was iron clad and anthrax.

[Shannacore]

Hydro has always been quite friendly to me and my guildies but GOD DAMN that UI is awful.

[Arclyte]

the guy with a pot reference for a name is a retard what a shock

[HydroPonics]

I was hoping for some new insults from veteran players when i posted this thread. Sadly, a dissapointment for me as people using the same insult they have years ago. "Worst tank on the server!" i mean i've heard it a thousand times and if it were true i wouldn't get asked to tank for push-over guilds like The Mystical Order. Thanks for the slight entertainment, guys.

[sulpher01]

I love how he derives his self worth from this incident... I can't be bad because they asked me to tank like the hardest mob in the game! :rolleyes:

[Tasslehofp99]

confirmed wears fedora and trenchcoat irl + socks with sandals

rofl

[Emsee]

"Worst tank on the server!" i mean i've heard it a thousand times

[Splorf22]

so much killing arnold

[Susvain2]

before i post, i just wanted to say you can suck my cock

[Susvain2]

pras hydro, no one hands our as many advisor robes as he does. truly a saint to the lowbie MM population.

[Susvain2]

^^ anyone who knows me knows i rule the noobie grops in mistmoore. My rogue 22-38, ranger 20-28, pally 22-33, mage 20-35....Hydro is there hookin it up with advisor robes all the time. Never seen Heallun there, but i could be mistaken, there alot of people who comes by with rez sticks (Couer ftw)

so if this is an argument over who is the mistmoore guardian, gotta go to hydro

[Estolcles]

everyone involved in this conversation should kill themselves

[Lanzellot]

so much killing arnold

none can kill arnold ;)

to this thread is under my niveau sorry,hydro statement from me ,you have no discipline that is sure and a-team is happy to have you away .that was it from my side .

[pufen]

this thread just got way tastier

[Susvain2]

pufen: banned

[-TK-]

I was hoping for some new insults from veteran players when i posted this thread. Sadly, a dissapointment for me as people using the same insult they have years ago. "Worst tank on the server!" i mean i've heard it a thousand times and if it were true i wouldn't get asked to tank for push-over guilds like The Mystical Order. Thanks for the slight entertainment, guys.


Are you really that brain dead? I mean, I know you're dumb, but damn. There's a reason you've heard the same line a thousand times. The common factor in every instance has been you. There is not a server-wide conspiracy to try to convince you you're bad. I also don't understand how you don't get that they needed a warm body with hitpoints to help with the encounter. You weren't chosen because you're the great Hydro. It was because you had hitpoints and play a class that is supposed to be able to tank and they needed a warm body to get the encounter done within a timeframe.

Hydro's most recent expedition has been with the guild GT. What he doesn't understand is that they were desperate for a 60 tank (since all but a couple members were sub 46 at the time) so they could do more content and frankly they didn't know any better. It's mostly a bunch of newbie's starting fresh so his reputation didn't have a chance to precede him. I hope they smarten up before they keep this guy around too long and let him make a bigger fool of himself with their guild tag on.

[Gotharic]

I think Hydro's post should have had a disclaimer....

The views and opinions expressed by Hydro are soley those of the original authors and other contributors. These views and opinions do not necessarily represent those of Genocidal Tendencies (GT), the GT membership, and/or any/all contributors. Viewer discretion is advised.

[Tiggles]

before i post, i just wanted to say you can suck my cock

pras hydro, no one hands our as many advisor robes as he does. truly a saint to the lowbie MM population.

^^ anyone who knows me knows i rule the noobie grops in mistmoore. My rogue 22-38, ranger 20-28, pally 22-33, mage 20-35....Hydro is there hookin it up with advisor robes all the time. Never seen Heallun there, but i could be mistaken, there alot of people who comes by with rez sticks (Couer ftw)

so if this is an argument over who is the mistmoore guardian, gotta go to hydro


Triple post, Confirmed WoW Card.

[Susvain2]

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