Why god

[Rellapse40]

sunny all day on the lake but when it was time to get turnt up


it comes a tornado


why god

jesus

so many girls in thongs u ruined

[DeruIsLove]

Should be praying to Zeus

[Rellapse40]

says the ***** thats been inside jerkin off to anime

[hatelore]

lol

[DeruIsLove]

Inside the hospital assisting with saving lives you mean.

[LulzSect]

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/9455/408651-screenshot072.jpg

[TrendyDru]

behold the power of summer

http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1-butt-bouncing-cup-cute-girl-gifs.gif

[Nivar Quartz]

Inside the hospital assisting with saving lives you mean.

Gift shop clerks Rpeople2

[Tasslehofp99]

God isn't real.

[Somekid123]

You wanted to turnt it up, so god threw you a tornado, ultimate turnt up.

[Pint]

You wanted to turnt it up, so god threw you a tornado, ultimate turnt up.

this

[Rellapse40]

God isn't real.

got prof?

[Tasslehofp99]

got prof?

Nope.


But even if god was real it would be way beyond human comprehension.

All religions on earth are made by men who couldn't possibly understand god.

If jesus was alive today he would be locked in an institution and heavily drugged with anti-psychotic meds.

The idea of jesus and the holy trinity dates back thousands of years before Catholicism/Christianity ever existed. Its a ripped off idea from previous religions in which the son of"god" is personified by the sun or something like that.

Bible ain't much but a good story, pretty much the same goes for all religious texts. However, that doesn't mean that some of these stories were not based on fact or historical events.


The earth, if anything, should be worshipped as a deity.

Fuckin a I must be bored

[Tecmos Deception]

Nope.


But even if god was real it would be way beyond human comprehension.

All religions on earth are made by men who couldn't possibly understand god.

If jesus was alive today he would be locked in an institution and heavily drugged with anti-psychotic meds.

The idea of jesus and the holy trinity dates back thousands of years before Catholicism/Christianity ever existed. Its a ripped off idea from previous religions in which the son of"god" is personified by the sun or something like that.

Bible ain't much but a good story, pretty much the same goes for all religious texts. However, that doesn't mean that some of these stories were not based on fact or historical events.


The earth, if anything, should be worshipped as a deity.

Fuckin a I must be bored

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-26858-when-you-do-things-right-peopl-8wEl.png

[Glenzig]

Nope.


But even if god was real it would be way beyond human comprehension.

All religions on earth are made by men who couldn't possibly understand god.

If jesus was alive today he would be locked in an institution and heavily drugged with anti-psychotic meds.

The idea of jesus and the holy trinity dates back thousands of years before Catholicism/Christianity ever existed. Its a ripped off idea from previous religions in which the son of"god" is personified by the sun or something like that.

Bible ain't much but a good story, pretty much the same goes for all religious texts. However, that doesn't mean that some of these stories were not based on fact or historical events.


The earth, if anything, should be worshipped as a deity.

Fuckin a I must be bored

Hah! Zeitgeist. Weak.

[Rellapse40]

lol

[abacab-bansdontwork]

http://i.imgur.com/3Ygxyin.jpg

[katrik]

Should be praying to Zeus

Do you really fap to cartoons?

[FoxxHound]

God is totally real. He hates fags, and this happened to Rellapse.
Pras Jesus!

[Ahldagor]

rellapse, there was probably one or two of those girls in thongs on their period so god was protecting you from their uncleanliness

[hatelore]

http://i.imgur.com/3Ygxyin.jpg

I bet he plugged at the closest zoneline.

[DeruIsLove]

Do you really fap to cartoons?

Nope.

[Dragonsblood1987]

sunny all day on the lake but when it was time to get turnt up


it comes a tornado


why god

jesus

so many girls in thongs u ruined

Did your heroin dealer make you meet him at a lake or something? That's kind of a weird place to buy drugs.

[Dragonsblood1987]

Nope.


But even if god was real it would be way beyond human comprehension.

All religions on earth are made by men who couldn't possibly understand god.

If jesus was alive today he would be locked in an institution and heavily drugged with anti-psychotic meds.

The idea of jesus and the holy trinity dates back thousands of years before Catholicism/Christianity ever existed. Its a ripped off idea from previous religions in which the son of"god" is personified by the sun or something like that.

Bible ain't much but a good story, pretty much the same goes for all religious texts. However, that doesn't mean that some of these stories were not based on fact or historical events.


The earth, if anything, should be worshipped as a deity.

Fuckin a I must be bored

> waiting for the second coming of Christ
> calls you crazy if you say you're Jesus.



They know it's bullshit, because if they actually believed they would at least throw a ***** in a pool or something to see if he walks on water.

[phacemeltar]

Should be praying to Zeus

or Poseidon

[deadlycupcakez]

Hah! Zeitgeist. Weak.

almost verbatim