I constantly have to

[Skittlez]

Take shits. I probably could like once an hour.


Is there something wrong with me!? :(

[phacemeltar]

probably a parasite. do you successfully shit every time, or is there alot of false alarms?

[Ahldagor]

might get it checked out

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Rectal_ac759a_1369138.gif

[Alawen]

Stop eating so much, fatty.

[Skittlez]

Stop eating so much, fatty.

I do eat a lot. I am only 173 lbs though, I have a little pudge but i'm pretty skinny compared to a lot of America. I suppose I have a high metabolism. I smoke a lot of weed too so i'm almost always hungry. I mean on some real shit, I can eat a whole large supreme pizza to my self from Papa Johns, then have desert about 30 min later, maybe a pbnj too.


Would this be why I poop so much?

[Alawen]

Where do you think it's supposed to go?

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Try eating less garbage and more healthy food.

Just like a dog you'll shit less when you switch to something with more nutrients and less cardboard.

[Skittlez]

Where do you think it's supposed to go?

My body needs nourishment. I would think it would want it all instead of just some

[Draxx]

Try eating less garbage and more healthy food.

Just like a dog you'll shit less when you switch to something with more nutrients and less cardboard.

^this

It's the fatty foods in your diet. Eat more raw veggies and high fiber foods.

[Glenzig]

My body needs nourishment. I would think it would want it all instead of just some

A large pizza is hardly what your body would consider nourishment. The worse food you put in, the more poop will come out. That's why its called waste.

[Azure]

your probably sick you will probably get over it in rare cases you may die

drink lots of water, ginger ale, and gator aide

[Alawen]

If you want to feel better and live longer, look up the CRON diet. If you have a weak mind and lack self control, don't bother. If that's the case, just get yourself a cushioned toilet seat, good toilet paper, and switch to sweat pants, because the weight is going to start piling up as soon as you're in your late 20s.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Can also it your nose, cover your mouth and insert a garden hose into your anus.

Can't guarantee anything as I've only done it once

[Gaffin 7.0]

prolly gonna die sorry

[Ahldagor]

If you want to feel better and live longer, look up the CRON diet. If you have a weak mind and lack self control, don't bother. If that's the case, just get yourself a cushioned toilet seat, good toilet paper, and switch to sweat pants, because the weight is going to start piling up as soon as you're in your late 20s.

weird... that's how i cook for myself cause i'm broke.

[Whirled]

^this

It's the fatty foods in your diet. Eat more raw veggies and high fiber foods.

Also; many years ago I knew someone that when she got high she had to go to the bathroom. It was like clockwork; I'd watch her smoke enough to where I was feeling it across the room(lol) and then she'd go take her crap, lol

... so I'm going to have to say much like smoking a cigarette, puffin da ganj will probably loosen your bowels up

[Whirled]

Also; many years ago I knew someone that when she got high she had to go to the bathroom. It was like clockwork; I'd watch her smoke enough to where I was feeling it across the room(lol) and then she'd go take her crap, lol

... so I'm going to have to say much like smoking a cigarette, puffin da ganj will probably loosen your bowels up

LOL @ Gaffin^

[Ahldagor]

Also; many years ago I knew someone that when she got high she had to go to the bathroom. It was like clockwork; I'd watch her smoke enough to where I was feeling it across the room(lol) and then she'd go take her crap, lol

... so I'm going to have to say much like smoking a cigarette, puffin da ganj will probably loosen your bowels up

for your researching needs:
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis.shtml

[Whirled]

ROFL - I dont need that man.... my smoking days are loooong gone. When it comes to drugs I'm a voyeur. I'll hang out & watch the festivities but someone has to be DD.

[Mac Drettj]

^this

It's the fatty foods in your diet. Eat more raw veggies and high fiber foods.

Eat more fiber shit less

Sounds about right

[Ahldagor]

ROFL - I dont need that man.... my smoking days are loooong gone. When it comes to drugs I'm a voyeur. I'll hang out & watch the festivities but someone has to be DD.

damn amateurs not being responsible drivers. the hell the world comin to when folks can't drive while stoned, drunk, or both?

[Whirled]

wait... doesn't fiber MAKE people go to the bathroom? Cuz it don't break down or something....uh....

[Whirled]

damn amateurs not being responsible drivers. the hell the world comin to when folks can't drive while stoned, drunk, or both?

awww man; I had a friend killed by a drunk driver so I kinda try to not add to the percentage of wrongness on the roads ever.

o wait; I can't tell if you're joking?

Are you ?, lol~

[Draxx]

wait... doesn't fiber MAKE people go to the bathroom? Cuz it don't break down or something....uh....

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh want to see if we can get him on the toilet all day.

[Draxx]

http://www.wikihow.com/Poop-Less-Often

[Ahldagor]

awww man; I had a friend killed by a drunk driver so I kinda try to not add to the percentage of wrongness on the roads ever.

o wait; I can't tell if you're joking?

Are you ?, lol~

two 12oz beers (bud/miller lite) within 90mins and you're legally drunk on average, but that's beside the point because it's more about self awareness within the situation than anything. some folks are good about it and some aren't. sorry about your buds.

[Glenzig]

wait... doesn't fiber MAKE people go to the bathroom? Cuz it don't break down or something....uh....

It does move waste through your system more efficiently. If you have a low fiber diet and switch to a high fiber diet you will be pooping a lot more initially. Non soluble fiber basically forms a big ball of gel that pushes everything in your bowels out. Its like a pipe cleaner or a go devil.

[Whirled]

It does move waste through your system more efficiently. If you have a low fiber diet and switch to a high fiber diet you will be pooping a lot more initially. Non soluble fiber basically forms a big ball of gel that pushes everything in your bowels out. Its like a pipe cleaner or a go devil.

You just reminded me of another helpful food. Broccoli = natures scrub brush.

[Glenzig]

two 12oz beers (bud/miller lite) within 90mins and you're legally drunk on average, but that's beside the point because it's more about self awareness within the situation than anything. some folks are good about it and some aren't. sorry about your buds.

Actually its all about what you register on the breathalyzer. Anything else is all academic after that.

[Mac Drettj]

http://www.wikihow.com/Poop-Less-Often

Haha at url

[Glenzig]

You just reminded me of another helpful food. Broccoli = natures scrub brush.

And its delicious too. Can't beat that combo.

[Whirled]

And its delicious too. Can't beat that combo.

LOL,. I was having flashbacks of that crank yankers show with that puppet who says "bread makes me poop" this thread. :D

[Portasaurus]

A large pizza is hardly what your body would consider nourishment. The worse food you put in, the more poop will come out. That's why its called waste.

I read your messages in a funny lispy voice because of that derp avatar you are rocking, and doing-so has resulted in an incredibly impressive LOL rate.

Who is that guy? He sure knows how to tickle my funny bone. With his face

[phacemeltar]

two 12oz beers (bud/miller lite) within 90mins and you're legally drunk on average, but that's beside the point because it's more about self awareness within the situation than anything. some folks are good about it and some aren't. sorry about your buds.

half the drivers on the road are so loaded up with prozac and lithium, dont matter how sober u are anymore.

[Draxx]

I read your messages in a funny lispy voice because of that derp avatar you are rocking, and doing-so has resulted in an incredibly impressive LOL rate.

Who is that guy? He sure knows how to tickle my funny bone. With his face

You seriously don't know who Jack Black is?

[Whirled]

half the drivers on the road are so loaded up with prozac and lithium, dont matter how sober u are anymore.

yea, it's not easy trying to be a nice guy in this unforgiving world, lol

I've heard it a zillion times from many people,"why are man-made items legal but plants grown on planet = illegal "

[Champion_Standing]

I read your messages in a funny lispy voice because of that derp avatar you are rocking, and doing-so has resulted in an incredibly impressive LOL rate.

Who is that guy? He sure knows how to tickle my funny bone. With his face

It's jack black, and he just makes everything retarded.

[Portasaurus]

Shit, I knew he looked familiar. What the hell jack black movie is that picture from?? It looks VERY entertaining.

[Glenzig]

I read your messages in a funny lispy voice because of that derp avatar you are rocking, and doing-so has resulted in an incredibly impressive LOL rate.

Who is that guy? He sure knows how to tickle my funny bone. With his face

Jack Black as Nacho Libre. Hilarious movie.

[Glenzig]

It's jack black, and he just makes everything retarded.

Jack Black is awesome and you know it! Tenacious D for life!!!

[Glenzig]

most of your poop is dead bacterial cells

Isn't it only like 30%? That's not most. Maybe I'm misremembering, but I think its about 30%.