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Skittlez
06-05-2014, 01:54 PM
Take shits. I probably could like once an hour.
Is there something wrong with me!? :(
phacemeltar
06-05-2014, 02:04 PM
probably a parasite. do you successfully shit every time, or is there alot of false alarms?
Ahldagor
06-05-2014, 02:22 PM
might get it checked out
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Rectal_ac759a_1369138.gif
Alawen
06-05-2014, 02:27 PM
Stop eating so much, fatty.
Skittlez
06-05-2014, 02:31 PM
Stop eating so much, fatty.
I do eat a lot. I am only 173 lbs though, I have a little pudge but i'm pretty skinny compared to a lot of America. I suppose I have a high metabolism. I smoke a lot of weed too so i'm almost always hungry. I mean on some real shit, I can eat a whole large supreme pizza to my self from Papa Johns, then have desert about 30 min later, maybe a pbnj too.
Would this be why I poop so much?
Alawen
06-05-2014, 02:33 PM
Where do you think it's supposed to go?
Yumyums Inmahtumtums
06-05-2014, 02:35 PM
Try eating less garbage and more healthy food.
Just like a dog you'll shit less when you switch to something with more nutrients and less cardboard.
Skittlez
06-05-2014, 02:36 PM
Where do you think it's supposed to go?
My body needs nourishment. I would think it would want it all instead of just some
Draxx
06-05-2014, 02:36 PM
Try eating less garbage and more healthy food.
Just like a dog you'll shit less when you switch to something with more nutrients and less cardboard.
^this
It's the fatty foods in your diet. Eat more raw veggies and high fiber foods.
Glenzig
06-05-2014, 02:39 PM
My body needs nourishment. I would think it would want it all instead of just some
A large pizza is hardly what your body would consider nourishment. The worse food you put in, the more poop will come out. That's why its called waste.
Azure
06-05-2014, 02:42 PM
your probably sick you will probably get over it in rare cases you may die
drink lots of water, ginger ale, and gator aide
Alawen
06-05-2014, 02:43 PM
If you want to feel better and live longer, look up the CRON diet. If you have a weak mind and lack self control, don't bother. If that's the case, just get yourself a cushioned toilet seat, good toilet paper, and switch to sweat pants, because the weight is going to start piling up as soon as you're in your late 20s.
Yumyums Inmahtumtums
06-05-2014, 02:44 PM
Can also it your nose, cover your mouth and insert a garden hose into your anus.
Can't guarantee anything as I've only done it once
Gaffin 7.0
06-05-2014, 02:47 PM
prolly gonna die sorry
Ahldagor
06-05-2014, 02:47 PM
If you want to feel better and live longer, look up the CRON diet. If you have a weak mind and lack self control, don't bother. If that's the case, just get yourself a cushioned toilet seat, good toilet paper, and switch to sweat pants, because the weight is going to start piling up as soon as you're in your late 20s.
weird... that's how i cook for myself cause i'm broke.
Whirled
06-05-2014, 02:51 PM
^this
It's the fatty foods in your diet. Eat more raw veggies and high fiber foods.
Also; many years ago I knew someone that when she got high she had to go to the bathroom. It was like clockwork; I'd watch her smoke enough to where I was feeling it across the room(lol) and then she'd go take her crap, lol
... so I'm going to have to say much like smoking a cigarette, puffin da ganj will probably loosen your bowels up
Whirled
06-05-2014, 02:53 PM
Also; many years ago I knew someone that when she got high she had to go to the bathroom. It was like clockwork; I'd watch her smoke enough to where I was feeling it across the room(lol) and then she'd go take her crap, lol
... so I'm going to have to say much like smoking a cigarette, puffin da ganj will probably loosen your bowels up
LOL @ Gaffin^
Ahldagor
06-05-2014, 02:54 PM
Also; many years ago I knew someone that when she got high she had to go to the bathroom. It was like clockwork; I'd watch her smoke enough to where I was feeling it across the room(lol) and then she'd go take her crap, lol
... so I'm going to have to say much like smoking a cigarette, puffin da ganj will probably loosen your bowels up
for your researching needs:
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis.shtml
Whirled
06-05-2014, 02:58 PM
ROFL - I dont need that man.... my smoking days are loooong gone. When it comes to drugs I'm a voyeur. I'll hang out & watch the festivities but someone has to be DD.
Mac Drettj
06-05-2014, 03:04 PM
^this
It's the fatty foods in your diet. Eat more raw veggies and high fiber foods.
Eat more fiber shit less
Sounds about right
Ahldagor
06-05-2014, 03:05 PM
ROFL - I dont need that man.... my smoking days are loooong gone. When it comes to drugs I'm a voyeur. I'll hang out & watch the festivities but someone has to be DD.
damn amateurs not being responsible drivers. the hell the world comin to when folks can't drive while stoned, drunk, or both?
Whirled
06-05-2014, 03:05 PM
wait... doesn't fiber MAKE people go to the bathroom? Cuz it don't break down or something....uh....
Whirled
06-05-2014, 03:08 PM
damn amateurs not being responsible drivers. the hell the world comin to when folks can't drive while stoned, drunk, or both?
awww man; I had a friend killed by a drunk driver so I kinda try to not add to the percentage of wrongness on the roads ever.
o wait; I can't tell if you're joking?
Are you ?, lol~
Draxx
06-05-2014, 03:10 PM
wait... doesn't fiber MAKE people go to the bathroom? Cuz it don't break down or something....uh....
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh want to see if we can get him on the toilet all day.
Draxx
06-05-2014, 03:11 PM
http://www.wikihow.com/Poop-Less-Often
Ahldagor
06-05-2014, 03:14 PM
awww man; I had a friend killed by a drunk driver so I kinda try to not add to the percentage of wrongness on the roads ever.
o wait; I can't tell if you're joking?
Are you ?, lol~
two 12oz beers (bud/miller lite) within 90mins and you're legally drunk on average, but that's beside the point because it's more about self awareness within the situation than anything. some folks are good about it and some aren't. sorry about your buds.
Glenzig
06-05-2014, 03:14 PM
wait... doesn't fiber MAKE people go to the bathroom? Cuz it don't break down or something....uh....
It does move waste through your system more efficiently. If you have a low fiber diet and switch to a high fiber diet you will be pooping a lot more initially. Non soluble fiber basically forms a big ball of gel that pushes everything in your bowels out. Its like a pipe cleaner or a go devil.
Whirled
06-05-2014, 03:19 PM
It does move waste through your system more efficiently. If you have a low fiber diet and switch to a high fiber diet you will be pooping a lot more initially. Non soluble fiber basically forms a big ball of gel that pushes everything in your bowels out. Its like a pipe cleaner or a go devil.
You just reminded me of another helpful food. Broccoli = natures scrub brush.
Glenzig
06-05-2014, 03:20 PM
two 12oz beers (bud/miller lite) within 90mins and you're legally drunk on average, but that's beside the point because it's more about self awareness within the situation than anything. some folks are good about it and some aren't. sorry about your buds.
Actually its all about what you register on the breathalyzer. Anything else is all academic after that.
Mac Drettj
06-05-2014, 03:48 PM
http://www.wikihow.com/Poop-Less-Often
Haha at url
Glenzig
06-05-2014, 03:54 PM
You just reminded me of another helpful food. Broccoli = natures scrub brush.
And its delicious too. Can't beat that combo.
Whirled
06-05-2014, 03:59 PM
And its delicious too. Can't beat that combo.
LOL,. I was having flashbacks of that crank yankers show with that puppet who says "bread makes me poop" this thread. :D
Portasaurus
06-05-2014, 04:32 PM
A large pizza is hardly what your body would consider nourishment. The worse food you put in, the more poop will come out. That's why its called waste.
I read your messages in a funny lispy voice because of that derp avatar you are rocking, and doing-so has resulted in an incredibly impressive LOL rate.
Who is that guy? He sure knows how to tickle my funny bone. With his face
phacemeltar
06-05-2014, 04:45 PM
two 12oz beers (bud/miller lite) within 90mins and you're legally drunk on average, but that's beside the point because it's more about self awareness within the situation than anything. some folks are good about it and some aren't. sorry about your buds.
half the drivers on the road are so loaded up with prozac and lithium, dont matter how sober u are anymore.
Draxx
06-05-2014, 04:53 PM
I read your messages in a funny lispy voice because of that derp avatar you are rocking, and doing-so has resulted in an incredibly impressive LOL rate.
Who is that guy? He sure knows how to tickle my funny bone. With his face
You seriously don't know who Jack Black is?
Whirled
06-05-2014, 04:54 PM
half the drivers on the road are so loaded up with prozac and lithium, dont matter how sober u are anymore.
yea, it's not easy trying to be a nice guy in this unforgiving world, lol
I've heard it a zillion times from many people,"why are man-made items legal but plants grown on planet = illegal "
Champion_Standing
06-05-2014, 04:54 PM
I read your messages in a funny lispy voice because of that derp avatar you are rocking, and doing-so has resulted in an incredibly impressive LOL rate.
Who is that guy? He sure knows how to tickle my funny bone. With his face
It's jack black, and he just makes everything retarded.
Portasaurus
06-05-2014, 04:58 PM
Shit, I knew he looked familiar. What the hell jack black movie is that picture from?? It looks VERY entertaining.
Glenzig
06-05-2014, 05:00 PM
I read your messages in a funny lispy voice because of that derp avatar you are rocking, and doing-so has resulted in an incredibly impressive LOL rate.
Who is that guy? He sure knows how to tickle my funny bone. With his face
Jack Black as Nacho Libre. Hilarious movie.
Glenzig
06-05-2014, 05:04 PM
It's jack black, and he just makes everything retarded.
Jack Black is awesome and you know it! Tenacious D for life!!!
Glenzig
06-05-2014, 05:12 PM
most of your poop is dead bacterial cells
Isn't it only like 30%? That's not most. Maybe I'm misremembering, but I think its about 30%.
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