Never forget

[Rellapse40]

The time i made a dude cry while streaming P99

http://www.twitch.tv/wimplo559/c/2898185

[Swish]

If you want to save 7 minutes, wimplo just keeps laughing at how funny "Alarti's Dating Profile" was.

Funnier was the skeletons dancing to Bob Marley.

[Herpa Derp]

I don't really think that warranted like five solid minutes of laughing from the guy with bob marley going in the back.

[Herpa Derp]

Never forget.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32821063

[Estolcles]

Lron knows Hebrew? Is Lron Jewish?

[Nocsucow]

Never forget.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32821063

Shit gets hard core on this server lol

[jarshale]

Lron is in Texas? Jesus no

[Estolcles]

Wait... Lron's a Jew... who lives in Texas.....

THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE!

[Imslap]

I live in Texas and I don't know why there wouldn't be Jews here. We have some amazing tax laws.

[Imslap]

Also, thank you Rellapse for the avatar. It makes me laugh every single time I post.

[Shortok]

You made me cry once.

[Shortok]

Into Lron's giant, comforting biceps.

[Estolcles]

I live in Texas and I don't know why there wouldn't be Jews here. We have some amazing tax laws.

Wasn't aware of that part. I figured Texan Pride/White Pride/bigotry and whatnot...

[Azure]

I never cried because of rellapse, dood made me laugh a few times and sigh sadly a few times (at humanity) but he doesn't seem to take him self so srs that we must be worried for him.

[Ahldagor]

Wasn't aware of that part. I figured Texan Pride/White Pride/bigotry and whatnot...

stick to the cities and you're okay. the only thing all native texans agree on is that texas is first. gonna be hilarious when this state is democrat again in 10-20yrs.

[Kekephee]

I mean if you want to get real fucking Texan about it, the KKK came from Montgomery County and their list, in order, was Blacks, Jews, and Catholics. They lost the fight against the Catholics first, obviously. Over time they lost the fight against the other two, and now they're just a novelty, a freakshow to be laughed at and made fun of.

[Kekephee]

the only thing all native texans agree on is that texas is first. gonna be hilarious when this state is democrat again in 10-20yrs.


I, for one, look forward to having dual citizenship in the United States and the Glorious Republic of Texas


I'll probably cross the border for a couple months once a year to visit my parents and stock up on ammo and check out the ruins of what once was Austin but is now just a huge penal colony for hippies

[Lictor]

Denton, Texas you say. Your gay bar picture from Oak Lawn?

[fishingme]

so is the ugly fat guy in the bottom right corner alarti?

[Ahldagor]

I, for one, look forward to having dual citizenship in the United States and the Glorious Republic of Texas


I'll probably cross the border for a couple months once a year to visit my parents and stock up on ammo and check out the ruins of what once was Austin but is now just a huge penal colony for hippies

austin is proly the worst city in the state now. not just cause of hippie asshats, but the pretentious yuppies that killed that city clinging to their college days. secession won't happen because the state budget, like all state budgets, is dependent upon federal monies distributed through congressional budgets and measures voted and approved of.

[Kekephee]

austin is proly the worst city in the state now. not just cause of hippie asshats, but the pretentious yuppies that killed that city clinging to their college days. secession won't happen because the state budget, like all state budgets, is dependent upon federal monies distributed through congressional budgets and measures voted and approved of.

NAW, DIDN'TCHA HEAR, WE'RE THE ONLY STATE IN THE UNION THAT HAS OUR OWN ECONOMY. GIT OUTTA MAH FACE WITH THAT "FEDERAL MONIES" SHIT YA RACE TRAITOR

[Kekephee]

http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Rick-Perry-Pope.jpg

[Kekephee]

Adios, mofo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4tWZNxnABk

[Whirled]

^WTF is that dude? Looks like Rick Perry

[Ahldagor]

I mean if you want to get real fucking Texan about it, the KKK came from Montgomery County and their list, in order, was Blacks, Jews, and Catholics. They lost the fight against the Catholics first, obviously. Over time they lost the fight against the other two, and now they're just a novelty, a freakshow to be laughed at and made fun of.

the texas chapter? cause they started originally in tennessee, second wave was georgia, and now it's just attention whores looking for lawsuit money.

[Ahldagor]

y'all know rick perry is homosex right? no man his age worries about his hair or image that much unless he is.

[Kekephee]

the texas chapter? cause they started originally in tennessee, second wave was georgia, and now it's just attention whores looking for lawsuit money.

Texas chapter, yeah, that's what I meant. I think that's what I've read, at least, that it sprung up in Conroe first when it hit Texas. I'm not basing that off of anything I really know for a fact, though. The important thing is, Jews and Catholics

[Lictor]

All these crazy open carry marches in the state recently will probably start the secession.

[Kekephee]

^WTF is that dude? Looks like Rick Perry

Yep, thas' ol' Rick

[Kekephee]

y'all know rick perry is homosex right? no man his age worries about his hair or image that much unless he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA

[moklianne]

http://glossynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Rick-Perry-Pope.jpg

He specifically said Texas won't secede even when the state wants it. He knows the world of pain the state would go through. Did he change his mind? Personally, I say let them fuckin secede. After needing to shell out billions in border security, taxes everywhere skyrocketing to cover deficits (federal subsidies), and tourism hitting rock bottom they'll come crawling back. Even Perry's peanut sized brain knows this. Its a quick way for all of the US to turn blue. So, bring it on.

[moklianne]

ur all dicks but you cant look at a dick

I just quoted a pic of one in the post before yours.

[fishingme]

austin is proly the worst city in the state now. not just cause of hippie asshats, but the pretentious yuppies that killed that city clinging to their college days. secession won't happen because the state budget, like all state budgets, is dependent upon federal monies distributed through congressional budgets and measures voted and approved of.

secession will never happen. Last time states tried it the civil war happened. Curious though, isn't texas a large oil state that still has a lot of it?