In N Out being mythical status irks me

[r00t]

So as I frequent my usual haunts on the internet I occasionally run into people drooling over In N Out and I never understand it. I lived in CA for 20 years and only ate there like 5 times because it sux. Sorry to dissapoint but the truth needs to be said.

It's a $2 burger and the worst fries you'll ever eat. The animal style sauce is basically just ketchup and mayonaise, something that should be standard issue for any burger and definitely doesn't belong on fries.

Five guys burger like 4000x more customizable.

[radditsu]

Five guys the best. Never been to In N Out. Isnt it basically the off menu stuff thats supposed to be good?

[r00t]

There's a reason In N Out has not reached your state yet even after 60 years.

[Manticmuse]

I went last year while staying in San Jose and can attest to everything r00t has said. It is a decent enough burger for the small change but nothing special. Maybe people just like the idea of a simple menu and "secret" ways you can order stuff. As far as fast food joints go, Culver's makes a better burger.

[r00t]

Five guys the best. Never been to In N Out. Isnt it basically the off menu stuff thats supposed to be good?

The off the menu is the animal sauce. Even counting the off menu stuff (which is like, 5 guys gives you a thousand times more options), it really is the simplest menu, only 3 items: burgers, fries, shake.

[Man0warr]

http://twistedrootburgerco.com/

Best burger

[radditsu]

I thought they had tacos and shit.

[Tecmos Deception]

It's summer time. You guys should be grilling your own fucking burgers.

[Man0warr]

A lot of people are bad at grilling meat, especially burgers.

Tip: put a dent in the middle of the burger before grilling so it doesn't come out puffy in the middle (and the griller usually smashes it down with a spatula to make it flatter to prevent this, thus losing all the juices in the burger).

[r00t]

Not even exaggerating, 100% the worst fries I've ever had in my entirely life. I'd rather eat soggy pieces of cardboard, which is the taste and texture of their fries. Their only saving grace is they can function as vessels for ketchup.

It's summer time. You guys should be grilling your own fucking burgers.

this. grilled some half pounders the other day that shanna mixed spices and french onion mix in. then she caramelized onions and mushrooms. so fukn good, big, messy. way better than any fast food joint

[Tuffpuppy]

I prefer homemade. However, I have always wanted to try In N Out just because of The Big Lebowski.

[Man0warr]

Lipton's French Onion mix in burgers is legit.

[Gaffin 7.0]

five guys goog, red robin goog, nothin beat a mcdouble for a dollar and dollar sweat teas tho

[radditsu]

five guys goog, red robin goog, nothin beat a mcdouble for a dollar and dollar sweat teas tho

Heart attack n diabetes

[Gaffin 7.0]

so wut im not fat BRO

[Gaffin 7.0]

im tryin to gain my weight back for boxing so all good

[Glenzig]

so wut im not fat BRO

Cause its a proven fact that only the overweight can have diabetes and heart attacks. Good logic.

[Gaffin 7.0]

no but its more common, amirite

[Glenzig]

Btw. If you're using crap like French onion soup mix for burgers you're definitely doing it wrong. The only thing that should be on a good burger is salt and pepper. You'll be putting plenty of flavor on it with your condiments.

[Gaffin 7.0]

glenzig on my nuts hard lately tho sup brew u alright

[radditsu]

I put chopped onions and parmesean in my smashed burgers lately.

[Glenzig]

Yeah I'm fine. When I'm not messin with people then I'm not fine.

[Pheer]

i really wanna try this shit next time im near one but with the way people hype it up im afraid itll be a disappointment

[myriverse]

Btw. If you're using crap like French onion soup mix for burgers you're definitely doing it wrong. The only thing that should be on a good burger is salt and pepper. You'll be putting plenty of flavor on it with your condiments.
Indeed. There's so much unnecessary crap in that mix (corn starch filler, corn syrup, MSG), and it's so easy to make your own spice mix from purer ingredients (onions, onion powder, etc.).

But don't rely on condis for your flavour. I usually put cumin and cayenne in my burgers. Spicy creole mustard is a must.

No need for a grill when you got a skillet.

[Champion_Standing]

Wow look at you connoisseurs, can grill up a burger and know some good things to put on them huh? Very impressive, you should open a restaurant and start a TV show.

[r00t]

i really wanna try this shit next time im near one but with the way people hype it up im afraid itll be a disappointment

You will be. The hype is ridiculously overrated

[r00t]

Indeed. There's so much unnecessary crap in that mix (corn starch filler, corn syrup, MSG), and it's so easy to make your own spice mix from purer ingredients (onions, onion powder, etc.).

But don't rely on condis for your flavour. I usually put cumin and cayenne in my burgers. Spicy creole mustard is a must.

No need for a grill when you got a skillet.

>"don't rely on condis"
> lists fucking condiments that are a "must"

[jarshale]

They just opened an In N Out like 5 minutes from my house a few months back. It's okay for the price I guess but nothing special.

[radditsu]

Wow look at you connoisseurs, can grill up a burger and know some good things to put on them huh? Very impressive, you should open a restaurant and start a TV show.

http://www.travelchannel.com/tv-shows/burger-land


Posting irl photo for first time.

[Swish]

Wow look at you connoisseurs, can grill up a burger and know some good things to put on them huh? Very impressive, you should open a restaurant and start a TV show.

http://media.giphy.com/media/ncncN63q3lbAk/giphy.gif

[jarshale]

http://media.giphy.com/media/ncncN63q3lbAk/giphy.gif

I loved that episode. That bitch was nuts.

[Econ]

So as I frequent my usual haunts on the internet I occasionally run into people drooling over In N Out and I never understand it. I lived in CA for 20 years and only ate there like 5 times because it sux. Sorry to dissapoint but the truth needs to be said.

It's a $2 burger and the worst fries you'll ever eat. The animal style sauce is basically just ketchup and mayonaise, something that should be standard issue for any burger and definitely doesn't belong on fries.

Five guys burger like 4000x more customizable.

Maybe if you didn't care about and eat so much shitty fast food you wouldn't be such a flabby bitch-titted manboy.
Don't take restaurant or investing (bitcoin) advice from this person, infact I full recommend doing the opposite of the awesome insight he chooses to share with us, or you too will be a poor bitch titted manboy.
PS: You got some pretty sweet tits.

[r00t]

OP was talking about NOT eating at a fast food joint you dumb fuck

haha ask all the people who lost millions at www.mtgox.com

looks like they cant even file for bankruptcy yet as the company is stalling

bitcoins = stupid
you = mad

[Econ]

OP was talking about NOT eating at a fast food joint you dumb fuck

haha ask all the people who lost millions at www.mtgox.com

looks like they cant even file for bankruptcy yet as the company is stalling

bitcoins = stupid
you = mad

Mt.Gox was hacked, what does that have to do with bitcoins being on the way out or losing value? You claimed they would lose value when they were $100 a coin, they gained over $100 in the last week alone. Must suck getting out before they blew up, they are projected to stabilize at the 500-600$ mark.
I'd be bitter too.
PS: Nice tits bro

[Econ]

Also, anyone not smart enough to move their coins to an encrypted wallet and not have them stored on an exchange is a complete retard and deserves to have them stolen.

[r00t]

alright sociopath buddy

[Emsee]

Don't eat much fast food, but an In N Out double double animal style is pretty fucking glorious imo. The fries however are horrible if not drowned in ketchup.

[quido]

Jeremy's Burger Recipe:

A dollop of Dijon Mustard
Squirt of ketchup
Finely diced onions
Lots of garlic (pressed/diced)
Pickapeppa sauce or Worcestershire if you're cheap
Salt and pepper
Egg yolk or two (depends how much you're preparing)
Land O'Lakes Yellow American, or your choice of quality cheese


Work all that shit THROUGH the meat with your hands in a bowl before forming patties.

I prefer a low temperature charcoal grill - a burger you can cook for 20+ minutes without burning is going to be delicious - brown all the way through yet tender as ever.

[quido]

Oh by the way, you have to used ground chuck (80/20). Anything else makes an inferior burger. People who make burgers out of sirloin are fucking retards.

[Ahldagor]

Jeremy's Burger Recipe:

A dollop of Dijon Mustard
Squirt of ketchup
Finely diced onions
Lots of garlic (pressed/diced)
Pickapeppa sauce or Worcestershire if you're cheap
Salt and pepper
Egg yolk or two (depends how much you're preparing)
Land O'Lakes Yellow American, or your choice of quality cheese


Work all that shit THROUGH the meat with your hands in a bowl before forming patties.

I prefer a low temperature charcoal grill - a burger you can cook for 20+ minutes without burning is going to be delicious - brown all the way through yet tender as ever.

Oh by the way, you have to used ground chuck (80/20). Anything else makes an inferior burger. People who make burgers out of sirloin are fucking retards.

MEIN NEGER!

[Tecmos Deception]

"I've heard beef is unhealthy, so I'll pick up some of this 97/3 stuff and make burgers that will be delicious AND low fat! DERP!!!"

[myriverse]

>"don't rely on condis"
> lists fucking condiments that are a "must"
"RELY" being the key word. It's a must, but you don't rely on it for flavour.

Learn what words mean.

[quido]

anything with ketchup from a bottle on it tastes overwhelmingly like ketchup

[quido]

Real ketchup isn't quite as overwhelmingly vinegary, but nonetheless, one should save ketchup for cooking or to go with french fries. A burger that needs ketchup is a burger that sucks, or a person who doesn't know better.

[quido]

Ketchup to make homemade sloppy joes - delicious

[Champion_Standing]

Your knowledgeable and cultured burger topping methods impress me greatly.


fag

[Reguiy]

Those fries are amazing. Anyone who thinks otherwise is clearly in league with the devil and is more than likely a demon hacker.

[Rellapse40]

mayo + ketchup on my burger plz

[Rellapse40]

ps

There are no IN n Out joints here in AL

[Mac Drettj]

naez has a track record of bad decisions

[Rellapse40]

naez has a track record of bad decisions

at least he can keep a woman tho

hows that ex wife goin?

[r00t]

http://www.celluloidfilmreview.com/images/Good-Burger-10-31-10-2.jpg

[Lune]

As a former fatass who has had many different burgers in many different places, I can say with confidence that In N Out is pretty good for its league.

Their fries are pretty terrible. The chain doesn't deserve any fanaticism over the quality of its food, really. One thing I do like about In N out is that they (almost) pay their employees a living wage. They also (used to) almost exclusively higher thin, white, beautiful people... and then I think they got in trouble, and now they've got a couple fat slobs and minorities working for them.

In N Out does print biblical verses on their packaging, so I make sure to order everything 'Heathen' style, that is, packaged in plain white paper. As a further precaution, I make sure to pray to Satan, thanking him for my food before I eat. I have fond memories of binge eating multiple double doubles while choking back tears because I felt lonely and isolated at college.

Conclusion:
[x] Funky
[ ] Auschwitz

[DeruIsLove]

Ate there once in LA, never heard about it before then. I did the whole dipping the fries in the shake thing. The fries do suck, the shake was good but nothing spectacular, burger was too greasy.

[phacemeltar]

five guys goog, red robin goog, nothin beat a mcdouble for a dollar and dollar sweat teas tho

mcdouble is now one twenty9.. gosh darn recession, ruined my mcsuicide.

[Champion_Standing]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/2060928/talking-good-burger-o.gif

[Archalen]

I was born in Los Angeles and never ate there, I have a friend who buys them frozen for like 6.99 and nukes them in the microwave. Idiot.

[Mac Drettj]

As a former fatass who has had many different burgers in many different places, I can say with confidence that In N Out is pretty good for its league.

Their fries are pretty terrible. The chain doesn't deserve any fanaticism over the quality of its food, really. One thing I do like about In N out is that they (almost) pay their employees a living wage. They also (used to) almost exclusively higher thin, white, beautiful people... and then I think they got in trouble, and now they've got a couple fat slobs and minorities working for them.

In N Out does print biblical verses on their packaging, so I make sure to order everything 'Heathen' style, that is, packaged in plain white paper. As a further precaution, I make sure to pray to Satan, thanking him for my food before I eat. I have fond memories of binge eating multiple double doubles while choking back tears because I felt lonely and isolated at college.

Conclusion:
[x] Funky
[ ] Auschwitz

Tru dat

mcdouble is now one twenty9.. gosh darn recession, ruined my mcsuicide.

They have a "McDouble" and a "Double Cheese Burger."

Sneaky bastards did this little thing a long time ago, it's the same sandwhich +/- a slice of cheese.

[Gaffin 7.0]

Tru dat



They have a "McDouble" and a "Double Cheese Burger."

Sneaky bastards did this little thing a long time ago, it's the same sandwhich +/- a slice of cheese.

yaw

[Anichek]

It's summer time. You guys should be grilling your own fucking burgers.

God damn fucking right. Summertime. Every meal. Cooked over a fucking flame, hot coals, or smoldering wood.

[Mac Drettj]

In n Out is complete garbage. Its sloppy, the veggies are disgusting and the meat patties are of even less quality than the veggies.

The buns are greasy and do not do anything to help the taste.

Its an all around terrible fast food burger.

Whataburger, Wendy's, Sonic, Carls Jr., Five Guys even fucking burger king is better than that slop called In n Gout

my local In n Out prob in the running for best veggies of all the other fast food places

if yours are bad, then ya that sucks, gotta have good veggies

[Nirgon]

Jeremy's Burger Recipe:

A dollop of Dijon Mustard
Squirt of ketchup
Finely diced onions
Lots of garlic (pressed/diced)
Pickapeppa sauce or Worcestershire if you're cheap
Salt and pepper
Egg yolk or two (depends how much you're preparing)
Land O'Lakes Yellow American, or your choice of quality cheese


Work all that shit THROUGH the meat with your hands in a bowl before forming patties.

I prefer a low temperature charcoal grill - a burger you can cook for 20+ minutes without burning is going to be delicious - brown all the way through yet tender as ever.

And what vessel of soda shall we pair this with

[Mac Drettj]

And what vessel of soda shall we pair this with

looks like somethin real classy, like an orange fanta

[Tecmos Deception]

God damn fucking right. Summertime. Every meal. Cooked over a fucking flame, hot coals, or smoldering wood.

<3

Just got done grillin for wife, kids, and friends an hour ago. Glorious.

[DeruIsLove]

looks like somethin real classy, like an orange fanta

Slice, you mongrel.

[Alawen]

I rarely eat fast food, but I enjoy In 'n Out. I get cheeseburgers with raw onion and extra tomato. The flavor is dull without the onion and the sandwich is kind of dry without extra tomato.

I think I've eaten two of the fries ever. They're fucking awful. I'm also not a huge fan of ketchup.

I don't think they're amazing or anything, though. If I'm grilling, I'm big on blue cheese and mushrooms.

[Mac Drettj]

isnt it sad that the popular opinion is that never-frozen, fresh sliced potatoes are disgusting

[Bardalicious]

Jeremy's Burger Recipe:

A dollop of Dijon Mustard
Squirt of ketchup
Finely diced onions
Lots of garlic (pressed/diced)
Pickapeppa sauce or Worcestershire if you're cheap
Salt and pepper
Egg yolk or two (depends how much you're preparing)
Land O'Lakes Yellow American, or your choice of quality cheese


Work all that shit THROUGH the meat with your hands in a bowl before forming patties.

I prefer a low temperature charcoal grill - a burger you can cook for 20+ minutes without burning is going to be delicious - brown all the way through yet tender as ever.

You might as well be making meatloaf and smother it in gravy, you obese nerd.

[radditsu]

Add one or two things. Not 30. May as well be tofu burgers

[DeruIsLove]

That does sound like a meatloaf now that you mention it.

[Mac Drettj]

haha

[Bardalicious]

Personally, I grind my own. Maybe I'd have to make meatloaf on a bun too if I got shitty burger from walmart.

[Rellapse40]

Bardalicious probably the most rustled dude on these forums lol

[Bardalicious]

How's that hepatic encephalopathy treating you these days Rellapse? :o

[Rellapse40]

how is being sad,lonely and mad on a saturday night going for u?

[r00t]

Shanna and I bought a meat grinder, mostly for me to make jerky, but grinding your own is so much better. Same making your own pasta noodles. Hard to explain, maybe it's pride but tastes better imo

[Bardalicious]

how is being sad,lonely and mad on a saturday night going for u?

Your alcoholism is a discernible fact, unlike all of the speculation you make about my real life. ;)

[Rellapse40]

so its not going well

[Gaffin 7.0]

i notice rellapse shifts moods alot, one minute he's cool another minute flying off with hate, must be the booze

[Gaffin 7.0]

we need a crushbone pvp server to settle this, host it barda since u already got it done please

[Rellapse40]

100% sober

unlike your poor veins

full of heroin

[Bardalicious]

Shanna and I bought a meat grinder, mostly for me to make jerky, but grinding your own is so much better. Same making your own pasta noodles. Hard to explain, maybe it's pride but tastes better imo

It does taste better. It's a worthwhile investment for sure.

What do you guys do for the addition of fat content, if anything, for your burger?

[Rellapse40]

Well you are prolly 400 pounds just do what you have always done and eat the fat

[Bardalicious]

I feel embarassed for you Rellapse, truly. Your hatred isn't even remotely entertaining any more. You're bordering on ignore-levels of bland retorts.

[Softcore PK]

What's a crushbone pvp server?

How could fast food ever attain "mythical status"?

Does Rellapse need some educating on the subject of healthy lipids?

[Rellapse40]

[QUOTE=Bardalicious;1476618]I am a fat lonely queer. Someone plz help me

[Bardalicious]

we need a crushbone pvp server to settle this, host it barda since u already got it done please

If Cab doesn't have anything going by the time I'm done moving, I'll host it.

[Rellapse40]

^ fail

[Bardalicious]

Quote button hard 2 work when you're 8 bud platinums deep awww yiss.

[Rellapse40]

8 lol

god have u ever even went outside u fat lonely sad sack of horse shit

[Bardalicious]

8 lol

god have u ever even went outside u fat lonely sad sack of horse shit

I've never been an alcoholic, so you tell me. What's an appropriate number to get the point acrossed?

[Gaffin 7.0]

100% sober

unlike your poor veins

full of heroin

going on 40 days sober feels good, play eq much better too

[Rellapse40]

even if u upped your game 600% u wud still be terrible

[Gaffin 7.0]

leaderboard says otherwise, almost opposite of you. haha night night

[Rellapse40]

leaderboard told me u got griefed off of 2 toons on red and now playing blue again

[Bardalicious]

I find it odd that Rellapse was bragging about going out on the lake this weekend yet here he is, drunk at the keyboard, projecting his loneliness and struggles with personal addiction yet again.

[Rellapse40]

Here is my pic guys http://i52.tinypic.com/micmm9.jpg I have been involved in gay porn for money


Bardalicious is Visage

It was confirmed back in 2011

Still waiting on your too, why not post it in forum?LOL Bardalicious is Visage the Ladyboy dude funnie stuff..You going scatch me to death lol

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11887&highlight=picture+thread&page=326

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

WOW

l

[Rellapse40]

So much material on your retarded ass

wow

http://i55.tinypic.com/10ydj10.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/znpj85.jpg

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRXcbiFT02RK9at8CSTJEGy2T_eMYI9E jVuY5K9qHECUryOrUI8rw

http://i43.tinypic.com/2q0t4s4.jpg

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQ4TxmkklXeqhaOX8q9Hu4AXu7FylQU oDkQ-iszKZnPrVogzDp

http://i56.tinypic.com/why2yc.jpg

fucking LEL

[Bardalicious]

Go home Rellapse, you're definitely drunk.

[Rellapse40]

Visage u still sucking cock for money?

[Rellapse40]

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61493

[Rellapse40]

lol Visage

u thought u was gonna hide

n cover up your cock sucking ways?


http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=368819#post368819


naw

[Alawen]

Shanna and I bought a meat grinder, mostly for me to make jerky, but grinding your own is so much better. Same making your own pasta noodles. Hard to explain, maybe it's pride but tastes better imo

Meat oxidizes on its surface. More surface, more oxidation. The iron molecule changes from ferrous to ferric. That's why it turns brown, but even before you can see it, the change is happening and the flavor is changing.

Fresh pasta is so utterly different from dried. There's no way to achieve the same tenderness with dried. I think it's particularly noticeable when you're eating large surfaces of pasta as in lasagna or manicotti.

In short, it's not just pride; you're really making better food.

[Nekkojakk]

So as I frequent my usual haunts on the internet I occasionally run into people drooling over In N Out and I never understand it. I lived in CA for 20 years and only ate there like 5 times because it sux. Sorry to dissapoint but the truth needs to be said.

It's a $2 burger and the worst fries you'll ever eat. The animal style sauce is basically just ketchup and mayonaise, something that should be standard issue for any burger and definitely doesn't belong on fries.

Five guys burger like 4000x more customizable.

Bleh in and out is glorified steak and shake with a smaller menu.

The Habit is best burger chain in So Cal.

[freez]

this talk of 8 bud lights


drink patron pals


jesus christ

only time i had bud plat was at a strip club at 3 am when they wouldnt serve liqor.

yesh

[Mac Drettj]

Pras visage pras Bardalicious

[freez]

visage... are you sure relapse? that guy was more of a sore than wny other trannies i ever spoke to over the internet.

[Bardalicious]

T-t-triple post.

Visage is a fef. Thanks for reminding me that he's one of very few people I've ignored on these forums I guess?

[Alawen]

Is Bardalicious really Visage?

I feel really stupid even asking the question based on something drunk hillbilly wrote.

[freez]

spoke to as in posten on this forum. i just set myself up hard. savefaceinb4 o god

[Rellapse40]

visage... are you sure relapse? that guy was more of a sore than wny other trannies i ever spoke to over the internet.

100% sure

[Rellapse40]

Is Bardalicious really Visage?

I feel really stupid even asking the question based on something drunk hillbilly wrote.

post from 2011 says he is infact visage

[Mac Drettj]

post from 2011 says he is infact visage

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/02/eb/0f/02eb0f7422d2b8e01aee4f5692abf76a.jpg

[Alawen]

Read some old Visage posts. Highly doubt it's the same writer.

[Bardalicious]

Is Bardalicious really Visage?

I feel really stupid even asking the question based on something drunk hillbilly wrote.

I think you're probably smarter than that Alawen. Does nobody remember that idiot Tamiah the quote was from?

Now that he's brought up, last I read anything from Visage was on the actual Red99 server shortly after making Barda there. He sent me a tell from a toon who's name escapes me saying that it was him and that he was going to hook me up with free gear.

I dismissed it as an attempt to gank me while I was swarming. Never heard anything from him after that. Just figured the guy died of HIV by now I guess.

[Rellapse40]

Still waiting on your too, why not post it in forum?LOL Bardalicious is Visage the Ladyboy dude funnie stuff..You going scatch me to death lol

[Rellapse40]

Bard trying hard to act like it aint him

[Mac Drettj]

Every post u make is a double post

[Bardalicious]

One of my favorite Tamiah posts:

http://cdn.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=379422&postcount=446

How can nobody remember this guy? Some serious laughs were had.

[freez]

just gonna avoid server besides forums and im assured a homogenetic free life


pras

[applesauce25r624]

gotta get their fries w/o salt, noobs

PS ketchup is a peasant condiment

[Champion_Standing]

Soooo...nobody got to go to the lake huh?

[radditsu]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JpIaTgmyKpo

[Snizatcher]

If it hasn't already been said Shake Shack.

Five guys is my go to if I really want a burger, but Shake shack has a really quality burger, good fries and hands down the best shake around.

[Gaffin 7.0]

lol barda def isnt visage

[quido]

Visage is the kind of sick they don't make medicine for.

[Alawen]

I think you're probably smarter than that Alawen. Does nobody remember that idiot Tamiah the quote was from?

Now that he's brought up, last I read anything from Visage was on the actual Red99 server shortly after making Barda there. He sent me a tell from a toon who's name escapes me saying that it was him and that he was going to hook me up with free gear.

I dismissed it as an attempt to gank me while I was swarming. Never heard anything from him after that. Just figured the guy died of HIV by now I guess.

Apparently I wasn't smart enough to immediately dismiss the content of anything Rellapse posts. I don't think I've ever encountered such an archetype of utter bullshit before in my life, and I've known encountered quite an assortment of hustlers, thieves, junkies and other scum.

[Ahldagor]

rellapse, you need new material again

[katrik]

I had five guys yesterday. A+.

[radditsu]

I had five guys yesterday.

I am sure you did.

[katrik]

I am sure you did.

That does sound fun..

[Gaffin 7.0]

FUK U TANRIN

[Gaffin 7.0]

rellapse, you need new material again

QFT

[radditsu]

FUK U TANRIN

Lawl. We have fun

[Rellapse40]

I've known encountered quite an assortment of hustlers, thieves, junkies and other scum.

get to meet all these cool people while lurking in playgrounds for your next victim?

[Bardalicious]

Rellapse are you embarrassed by any of your drunken ramblings when you wake up semi-sober in the morning?

[Rellapse40]

Hey look Visage still mad i outted him

[Gaffin 7.0]

Rellapse are you embarrassed by any of your drunken ramblings when you wake up semi-sober in the morning?

[Grahm]

Maybe if you didn't care about and eat so much shitty fast food you wouldn't be such a flabby bitch-titted manboy.
Don't take restaurant or investing (bitcoin) advice from this person, infact I full recommend doing the opposite of the awesome insight he chooses to share with us, or you too will be a poor bitch titted manboy.
PS: You got some pretty sweet tits.

THIS GUY IS AN IDIOT. sum1 show the day 60 picture NOW.


Love,
Hershey

[Grahm]

I'm also now curious.....

Bard was visage? Visage was on Lron/Harrison/Dredge level.

Thought better of u Bard.

[Gaffin 7.0]

def do not think barda is visage

[Bardalicious]

Personally, I get all of my credible bits of forumquest information from Rellapse. :rolleyes:

[Gaffin 7.0]

lol think its about time to ignore em anyway

[Bardalicious]

I've ignored a total of 3 people since making this forum account. 1 was Visage and the other 2 were for gore spam.

I'd rather continue watching the obvious downward spiral he's on, even if I have to give the guy a little bit of props for getting some of these gullible idiots to believe anything he says with his rich history of bullshit posts.

[Gaffin 7.0]

lol true

[Bardalicious]

Btw don't think i'm gonna catch up to u dog, got close to 22 last night but i'm letting the movers pack up my PC tomorrow. Prob be MIA for a week til I get moved and have new internet.

Do work and catch up to my 40ish monk instead? :cool:

[Rellapse40]

lol you 2 p sad

[Draxx]

Btw don't think i'm gonna catch up to u dog, got close to 22 last night but i'm letting the movers pack up my PC tomorrow. Prob be MIA for a week til I get moved and have new internet.

Do work and catch up to my 40ish monk instead? :cool:

You would trust movers with your PC :confused:

[Bardalicious]

Why shouldn't I? That's what they get paid for after all.
It's not like my PC is the most expensive thing being moved anyways.

[Draxx]

Why shouldn't I? That's what they get paid for after all.
It's not like my PC is the most expensive thing being moved anyways.

Movers steal things or break them all the time :(

[DeruIsLove]

Why shouldn't I? That's what they get paid for after all.
It's not like my PC is the most expensive thing being moved anyways.

Shit PC.

[Champion_Standing]

If you were serious about EQ you would already have the appointment scheduled for them to come install your interwebz on the day you move in.

[Bardalicious]

Shit PC.

If your computer is your most expensive belonging you're either really poor or have shitty life goals.

Movers steal things or break them all the time :(

Work pays to relocate me, and of the three times so far I've never had a problem. Don't hire cheap shitty ones maybe?

[Draxx]

Work pays to relocate me, and of the three times so far I've never had a problem. Don't hire cheap shitty ones maybe?

I live in Arizona...all manual labor jobs are done by illegal Mexicans :mad:

[Rellapse40]

If your computer is your most expensive belonging you're either really poor or have shitty life goals.



lol so fucking stupid

visage stick to what u know

sucking dicks
mascara
duck faces

[Gaffin 7.0]

Rellapse doesnt own a house or a car so his pc is most prized possession so your stupid Bardalicious

[Glenzig]

I live in Arizona...all manual labor jobs are done by illegal Mexicans :mad:

That's all the other 48 states too.

[Glenzig]

Derp. 47 states.

[Rellapse40]

Rellapse40
This message is hidden because Rellapse40 is on your ignore list.

defeated gaffin on elf sim like heroin defeated him in rl

[quido]

Rellapse try my burger recipe

[Rellapse40]

ok

[Bardalicious]

lol so fucking stupid

visage stick to what u know

sucking dicks
mascara
duck faces

Are you starting that your rig is your most expensive belonging?

I've sunk maybe 2k into mine and it has played every game I've tried on it, so, I'm not sure what you're getting at. If I sat on a lawn chair inside my laundry room to play 15 year old everquest like you, I suppose it might be my most prized possession too.

[Rellapse40]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwST7leB0Sc

[DeruIsLove]

If your computer is your most expensive belonging you're either really poor or have shitty life goals.
I have several sets of various collectable things that are worth well more than my $2,700 rig but those are collections, the individual pieces are only a few hundred each at most. Considering I don't need movers to move my car and I don't art, yes my rig is easily my most expensive possession.

No idea what life goals have to do with anything here unless you are counting the money burned earning degrees or some rhetorical nonsense.

[Bardalicious]

I have several sets of various collectable things that are worth well more than my $2,700 rig but those are collections, the individual pieces are only a few hundred each at most. Considering I don't need movers to move my car and I don't art, yes my rig is easily my most expensive possession.

No idea what life goals have to do with anything here unless you are counting the money burned earning degrees or some rhetorical nonsense.

You listed a car and some anime dolls, it's no wonder that your pc is your most valuable belonging.

[DeruIsLove]

You listed a car and some anime dolls, it's no wonder that your pc is your most valuable belonging.

Fifty grand in old magic cards and multiple sets of "from the vault" collections actually. My total anime figure collection easily cost me under four thousand and that's over a period of 15 years.

[Gaffin 7.0]

wow seek help

[Bardalicious]

This thread has been very enlightening.. kagatobs sickness knows no bounds.

[Champion_Standing]

roflmao.....poor Kagatab

[radditsu]

Anime. Figures.

http://biotoxic.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/sg-015ehi.jpg

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/4/83476-louise_super.png


http://images.sgcafe.net/2013/09/10243842a4.jpg

[radditsu]

To be fair they are 50 to 100 apeice

[DeruIsLove]

Anime. Figures.

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/4/83476-louise_super.png

Louise <3

[DeruIsLove]

This thread has been very enlightening.. kagatobs sickness knows no bounds.

What do you have that's so expensive anyway?

[Champion_Standing]

You can get a human to cum on for less than $100

[radditsu]

You can get a human to cum on for less than $100

[radditsu]

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_super/7/77505/2286201-FIG-MOE-4417.jpg

[DeruIsLove]

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_super/7/77505/2286201-FIG-MOE-4417.jpg

I didn't know they had so many Shinobu figs with the doughnuts. Mine is so boring. :(

http://www.animesekai.com/images/uploads/stabkm016.jpg

[DeruIsLove]

Granted, the one I have I picked up at a con for $20 while the good ones run in the $70-$90 range.

[radditsu]

I didn't know they had so many Shinobu figs with the doughnuts. Mine is so boring. :(

http://www.animesekai.com/images/uploads/stabkm016.jpg

Jesus kill yourself. You have lost dude.

[DeruIsLove]

Jesus kill yourself. You have lost dude.

Lost what? I didn't get the memo I was participating in some kind of competition.

[ssfarmer]

http://www.mrbartley.com/

BEST BURGER EVER ...... and i dont even like burgers and i would eat there every day

[Softcore PK]

DeruIsLove is Kaga?

Everyone is weird, don't let anyone tell you that you're a loser for collecting figurines :)

[r00t]

not kaga from flowers imo

[Ahldagor]

is kags that dude from garden state that collects things that they think will be valuable in the future? desert storm trading cards for an analogy to magic cards.

[Alawen]

Weebo really has to be autism spectrum, doesn't he?

[Nirgon]

Yes

[LulzSect]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Myth_7316d3_2064446.jpg

[DeruIsLove]

Is that the dude from mythbusters?

[greenblze420]

Fifty grand in old magic cards and multiple sets of "from the vault" collections actually. My total anime figure collection easily cost me under four thousand and that's over a period of 15 years.

does your mom know your gay

[Lictor]

Oh man they make anime figurines? Clearly I need to find a Nui one.

[skipdog]

grats OP on reading a 1 week old cracked article? http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-beloved-restaurants-that-are-seriously-overrated/

sad that you can't even come up with an original thought.

[moklianne]

Probably safer than investing in any fund my investing firm offers at this point. The number of anime freaks keeps growing. Always someone to sell to.

[Lictor]

grats OP on reading a 1 week old cracked article? http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-beloved-restaurants-that-are-seriously-overrated/

sad that you can't even come up with an original thought.

I'll let you in on a little known fact.... The OP and his girl are massive attention whores.

[r00t]

Sorry never heard of that shitty looking website let alone read that article. I've been saying what I said in OP for 2 decades.

[quido]

Is that the dude from mythbusters?

they added the hat and glasses to that picture I believe

http://www.msu.edu/~oconne53/fascinating.jpg

[skipdog]

you can lie all you want, we all know the truth. you are a tool who fishes for attention on RNF and its pathetic

[quido]

I think that's Harrison's dad

[r00t]

you can lie all you want, we all know the truth. you are a tool who fishes for attention on RNF and its pathetic

That's funny considering I find the majority of posters here intolerably ignorant with child-like minds (and not in terms of obscenity or maturity). So go put your thinking cap on and ponder that.

[Lictor]

That's funny considering I find the majority of posters here intolerably ignorant with child-like minds (and not in terms of obscenity or maturity). So go put your thinking cap on and ponder that.

Please tell us oh enlightened one, what has your intelligence accomplished? Let me guess, an associates degree from a community college in computer programming?

[r00t]

I weep tears of joy when I read my resume. I don't have to spell it out for people I don't know who can't get me a step ahead anyway.

[r00t]

Also I wouldn't measure accomplishments by shiny pieces of paper anyways, that's partly what I mean by childlike. You're all stuck in the box and can't even see the bars of your prison.

[Lictor]

Also I wouldn't measure accomplishments by shiny pieces of paper anyways, that's partly what I mean by childlike. You're all stuck in the box and can't even see the bars of your prison.

So, you are saying not even community college? I alter my guess to a high school diploma then.

[Glenzig]

So, you are saying not even community college? I alter my guess to a high school diploma then.

High school diplomas are for losers. A real man can get any job he wants based solely on the bulge in his pants.

[Lictor]

High school diplomas are for losers. A real man can get any job he wants based solely on the bulge in his pants.

Need tralina to confirm pls.

[r00t]

I have a degree and a lot of "education" behind me. But I don't rate my accomplishments on it because school didn't teach me anything, especially anything relevant. My time and money would have been better spent on Wikipedia. Everything important I taught myself.

[Lictor]

I have a degree and a lot of "education" behind me. But I don't rate my accomplishments on it because school didn't teach me anything, especially anything relevant. My time and money would have been better spent on Wikipedia. Everything important I taught myself.

So why not list them if they do exist? You have posted three separate paragraphs skirting the question.

[r00t]

Because you asked what has my intelligence accomplished. Degrees are a measure of ability to do what you are told, not of intelligence or real accomplishment. I find no real pride in it and don't look at people with degrees as particularly intelligent, besides maybe at the PhD level. And even then, honorary PhD degrees like the one given to Linus Torvalds for creating Linux gains more respect for me than Richard Dawkin's dissertation on chicken beaks). Bill Gates has accomplished more than I have and dropped out of Harvard, but I digress.

The paperwork just gets you passed the computers that filter resumes, personality and real-world experience are what get you the job. And for that my work on open source and commercial products just leads to a boundless portfolio. I have done a lot of good, very intelligent stuff over the years. My laziness to list it all out here does not detract from it when I feel I have nothing I need to prove.

[Champion_Standing]

grats OP on reading a 1 week old cracked article? http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-beloved-restaurants-that-are-seriously-overrated/

sad that you can't even come up with an original thought.

Article claims that frozen white castles taste exactly the same as "fresh" white castles...complete and utter bullshit, author has no credibility.

[Glenzig]

Article claims that frozen white castles taste exactly the same as "fresh" white castles...complete and utter bullshit, author has no credibility.

Exactly! Everyone knows that no matter how fresh or stale a white castle burger is, it's going to taste like reheated dingle berries. Amateur.

[Glenzig]

Because you asked what has my intelligence accomplished. Degrees are a measure of ability to do what you are told, not of intelligence or real accomplishment. I find no real pride in it and don't look at people with degrees as particularly intelligent, besides maybe at the PhD level. And even then, honorary PhD degrees like the one given to Linus Torvalds for creating Linux gains more respect for me than Richard Dawkin's dissertation on chicken beaks). Bill Gates has accomplished more than I have and dropped out of Harvard, but I digress.

The paperwork just gets you passed the computers that filter resumes, personality and real-world experience are what get you the job. And for that my work on open source and commercial products just leads to a boundless portfolio. I have done a lot of good, very intelligent stuff over the years. My laziness to list it all out here does not detract from it when I feel I have nothing I need to prove.

Most people will laugh at this. But, I for one couldn't agree more. Good perspective.

[Duckwalk]

How did we get so off topic? Clearly we need to get back to what important, namely how to invest thousands in collectibles and Rellapsed's lawn chair placement.

[Lictor]

I hear the movie 40 year old virgin explains how to use the interwebs to sell off toy collection.

[Champion_Standing]

How did we get so off topic? Clearly we need to get back to what important, namely how to invest thousands in collectibles and Rellapsed's lawn chair placement.

I'm still waiting for my Beanie Baby collection to break 8.5 million before I unseal the vault.

[quido]

I'd also just like to say that cheddar cheese on a burger is terrible. Real cheddar isn't meant for burgers and if you "think it's good" you're a dumbfuck. Fake cheddar cheese shit (like from Arby's) is more approprate for burger than real cheddar cheese, but really neither belongs there.

[r00t]

Life a bitch; yeah it'll fuck you if you let her
Better come better than better to be a competitor

This vet is ahead ya, the shit is all redder, you deader and deader
A medic instead-a the cheddars and credda
Settle vendetta one metal beretta from ghetto to ghetto
Evidence? NOPE! Never leave a shred-of

[Glenzig]

I'd also just like to say that cheddar cheese on a burger is terrible. Real cheddar isn't meant for burgers and if you "think it's good" you're a dumbfuck. Fake cheddar cheese shit (like from Arby's) is more approprate for burger than real cheddar cheese, but really neither belongs there.

I think I just began to hate everything you've ever said.

[Alawen]

Because you asked what has my intelligence accomplished. Degrees are a measure of ability to do what you are told, not of intelligence or real accomplishment. I find no real pride in it and don't look at people with degrees as particularly intelligent, besides maybe at the PhD level. And even then, honorary PhD degrees like the one given to Linus Torvalds for creating Linux gains more respect for me than Richard Dawkin's dissertation on chicken beaks). Bill Gates has accomplished more than I have and dropped out of Harvard, but I digress.

The paperwork just gets you passed the computers that filter resumes, personality and real-world experience are what get you the job. And for that my work on open source and commercial products just leads to a boundless portfolio. I have done a lot of good, very intelligent stuff over the years. My laziness to list it all out here does not detract from it when I feel I have nothing I need to prove.

Says he has nothing to prove, cites real life accomplishments to prove himself on elfsim forums. Cognitive dissonance?

[Alawen]

I think I just began to hate everything you've ever said.

Unfortunately, Jeremy is an idiot. His ability to form complete sentences fooled me for a while. He consistently states his poorly formed opinions as facts and doesn't appear to have done fuck all with his life besides play P99.

His meat loaf burgers sound disgusting.

[Glenzig]

doesn't appear to have done fuck all with his life besides play P99.

Hey! Woah! Woah! You just hold yet gosh darn horses right there buddy. We don't cotton to that sort of hate speech round these here parts. Now you just go on. Git!!!

[Rellapse40]

does not look like this person did much with their life either

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Alawen/ogodmylife_zps0a2c94d5.jpg

cept look like some old pedo stalker

[r00t]

Says he has nothing to prove, cites real life accomplishments to prove himself on elfsim forums. Cognitive dissonance?

whatd I cite?

[quido]

Alawen would probably defend putting ketchup on a porterhouse as a matter of opinion.

Stupid hipster tweaker

[r00t]

Since everyone knows about eqemu/mq2/eqbrowser, Ill cite one: anytime you ride in a Boeing airplane you can thank software Ive worked on for the safe landing

[LulzSect]

pic related

http://www.taylormarsh.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Malaysia-airline.jpg

[r00t]

oh forgot I had to take an IQ test for that. so there you go, accomplishment of intelligence

[Ahldagor]

pic related

http://www.taylormarsh.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Malaysia-airline.jpg

really weak there

[LulzSect]

http://i.imgur.com/CU480M5.jpg

[Alawen]

Since everyone knows about eqemu/mq2/eqbrowser, Ill cite one: anytime you ride in a Boeing airplane you can thank software Ive worked on for the safe landing

You're continuing to do it. It's very sad.

[Alawen]

Alawen would probably defend putting ketchup on a porterhouse as a matter of opinion.

Stupid hipster tweaker

I already said earlier in this thread that I'm not a fan of ketchup. I like blue cheese and mushrooms on a burger. If I were to put something over a porterhouse, it would be a red wine reduction. What I wouldn't do is proclaim that my preference is the only way and everyone else is doing it wrong.

I've been cooking for longer than you've been alive. You have exactly the simple Denny's palate that I expect from Midwesterners who have never lived or traveled anywhere else.

Keep trying to make your baseless slurs like hipster and tweaker stick on me, chubby boy. Log out and finish your degree, you fucking loser.

Or continue to level more classes on elfsim and enjoy meat loaf on a hamburger bun. I really could not care less.

[Alawen]

actually I hadnt cited any specifics before that, and only did so to provoke you

I see, so your non-specific boasts don't count?

Your lack of a degree means that the days until you think you're getting a promotion and instead they hire you a boss are numbered.

[quido]

yeah if I'd been to more places I'd think gross ass separated cheddar cheese is good on a burger =P

[Alawen]

If you wouldn't put the cheese on the fucking grill you wouldn't have to use pasteurized processed cheese products full of alginate.

Idiot.

[quido]

I still find the combination of cheddar and burger offensive. Cheddar on mexican or in macaroni and cheese - sure. But on a burger it's kind of an abomination. If you don't recognize this fact, your opinion carries no credibility.

[Alawen]

Little chubby kid who doesn't even know how to rest meat wants to give me culinary lessons. Just because you eat too much doesn't mean you know anything about food.

[quido]

ya I don't know anything, I haven't experienced life like Alawen has

if only we could all be so lucky

[Alawen]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4548994048/hB5D59426/

[Alawen]

Feel free to post your diploma and transcript to prove me wrong, guy who has nothing to prove and doesn't need to defend himself.

[Splorf22]

nothing is wrong with cheddar cheese on a hamburger

[Pitborn]

Enjoyable thread.

[Alawen]

You're too stupid to even realize the difference between trolling and lying. You obviously don't know the difference between a code monkey and an engineer, either. There's no way in hell anyone let you anywhere near flight control code.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA

Thanks for the double post. Can I just call you Rustled?

[Alawen]

Tell me that part about nothing to prove and no need to defend yourself again. That was my favorite.

[Alawen]

my beliefs on this topic have remained consistent over the years

http://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=363823&postcount=1

Apparently three years wasn't long enough for you to figure out what a primary source was. All you had to do was click the fucking footnotes in Wikipedia.

Idiot.

[Alawen]

News articles are never primary sources?

Yup, pretty obvious that you don't have a bachelors.

[Alawen]

You should stop now, Naez. The triple post made it clear what's going on here.

[Alawen]

only post more cuz I have add

[Baldwinning]

alawen ur a faggot

[Alawen]

alawen ur a faggot

At least you understand how to play this game even if you suck at it. Poor Naez.

[Alawen]

You are so clueless that it hurts me.

[Draxx]

How did this thread turn into an epeen fight?

[Alawen]

There was no fight. I'm cyberbullying.