Things you shouldn't do, but do at work anyway

[Skittlez]

What do you do at work that your not supposed to?


I rubbed one out today on break. It was different. I also ripped major ass right by a customer that I didn't realize was there. Laughter ensued from the both of us thank god.

[Agonist]

Play EQ.

[Shannacore]

Play EQ.

[Tiggles]

Read RnF, Take Naps

[Susano]

Currently unemployed, but here's a list of things I've done that I shouldnt' have while on the companies dime:

1. Masturbate.

2. Rack up hours of long distance calls.

3. Use the womens bathroom when no one else was in the office. (so much nicer)

4. Play EQ/WoW.

5. Sleep.

6. Get drunk.

7. Delete things I'm supposed to be working on. (this went on for years)


Number 7 was the one they finally snagged me on. They couldn't just fire me because I'd had so little previous reprimands surprisingly, but they fucked with my hours/days and had a guy they knew I hated "retraining" me so I eventually just resigned.

[Daldaen]

1. ForumQuest
2. ClassicQuest
3. ClassicQuest some more

That's about it. Most visited website at work is probably wayback machine. Making this box classic 1 step at a time. WTB 255 resist cap so this box can be even more classic.

[GnashingOfTeeth]

I rubbed one out today on break.

Seek help.

[LulzSect]

i need to game less at work for real

[abacab-bansdontwork]

I'm a retention manager, and I'm about to pink slip all your fgt asses.

[ymw]

I deliberately throw anything recyclable in the trash. I work for a renewable energy laboratory.

Bad boy 4 lyfe.

[Rellapse40]

wow u r a rebel

not

still a nerd

[ymw]

Can i at least be a rebel nerd?

All you people jerkin' at work need government jobs. We even have "quiet rooms" where people can go jizz on the walls in peace. Guarantee those rooms have a thick coat of man juice.

[Skittlez]

ill throw my hat in the jacked off at work on the clock ring... but i cant tell you where the semen went

Here we go

[abacab-bansdontwork]

What do you do at work that your not supposed to?


I rubbed one out today on break. It was different. I also ripped major ass right by a customer that I didn't realize was there. Laughter ensued from the both of us thank god.

http://i.imgur.com/cCCoUk2.png

[Flamewraith]

A couple of years ago I delivered for domino's. Had my girlfriend order I pizza so I could go to her place and get a blowjob during the middle of my shift.

[Ahldagor]

brad out doing us all.... nah seriously, if you can get away with smoking, poppin, or even shoot then fuck your job for being a negligent ass

[Desmo]

Here are all things I have seen and said nothing about until now (Mind I have 10 years retail/hospitality experience):

1. People Fucking on the Clock
2. People putting genitalia into food or on products directly
3. Selling Weed and Oxycotin/Vicodin
4. Snort several poppers of cocaine
5. Punch a customer
6. Tell a customer to fuck off (no reprecussions)
7. Uncooked food, slathered on floor, then cooked and served
8. People spitting into food
9. People asleep (like blanket and pillow under their desk)
10. one guy set up a 711 buffet and for 2 hours we had an impromptu potluck

I have many more but 10 is enough for now. FYI, I now work at a clean establishment which is rarer than you think.

Desmo

[BlkCamel]

Play EQ.

[moklianne]

Sleep when I get a tension headache or migraine. Server rooms are great when you want to be left alone. That is, if you can deal with the noise.

I'd drink on my lunch break, but quite honestly, I'd be taking the rest of the day off which would be bad when you support end users...

[Godefroi]

This :

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