Why is Hasbinbad a Nobody, Jerk, Asshole, Troll, etc.?

[Hasbinbad]

For those of you too stupid to read the forum rules, this thread (or another one like it which you may feel you want to create), in this section, is the appropriate place to talk shit about me. Please direct all of your Hasbinbad-hating comments, questions, essays, etc. here. Kindly kiss my ass, and bitch, fuck you too.

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[whitebandit]

at least his pinky is up, that is classy.

[Emoqq]

Huh. I don't know, I kind of like you.

[Hasbinbad]

Huh. I don't know, I kind of like you.
Then this post probably isn't directed at you! ^^

[Slayde]

Hasbinbad eats too may carnita tacos and looks like a warrior in his lustrous russet. Its bullshit I tell you!

[Walabaego]

Hasbinbad? Psh, so 15 minutes ago.

[Hasbinbad]

Hasbinbad eats too may carnita tacos and looks like a warrior in his lustrous russet. Its bullshit I tell you!
http://i33.tinypic.com/29f2r0h.gif

I >>AM<< A WARRIOR!!!

[xorbier]

Starklen told me contracted herpes in his mouth from him! You've been warned!

[G13]

He's got 5 kids to feed

[Lanvaren]

Hasbinbad is probably one of the only P99 players who had a lengthy conversation with "Fourthmeal" about how good taco bell is.

Seriously?

[Hasbinbad]

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[Alawen Everywhere]

Uh, attention whore much?

[yaaaflow]

When I saw the thread title I was hoping this would actually be a thread explaining how you became the demented, EQ-crazed dude that you are.

Are you back on your medication, or still just self-medicating with weed?

[...Raren]

He doesnt need attention from you losers on P99 he has Tralina and Ellena!

[Hasbinbad]

Uh, attention whore much?
Your boy Girth can't keep my name out of his mouth dude.. I was just trying to redirect him to the proper arena for such hatred.
When I saw the thread title I was hoping this would actually be a thread explaining how you became the demented, EQ-crazed dude that you are.

Are you back on your medication, or still just self-medicating with weed?
Nothing could ever explain that. I've never been prescribed any long term medication; they still don't know that I'm fucking nuts. I've been sober off weed for months too dude.. 'sponsibilities and all..

Been drinking the shit out of some rum lately tho! :D

[whitebandit]

Are you back on your medication, or still just self-medicating with weed?

was this supposed to be an insult?

[Hasbinbad]

was this supposed to be an insult?
I think it was actually a dig on Karsten, who used to say I was a sociopath and took medication for it.. ..either that or Mr. Flows has started frequenting the tin foil haberdashery.

[...Raren]

Been drinking the shit out of some rum lately tho! :D

Do you spend your weekdays and weekends playing the drinking game in mumble? Lol

[Hasbinbad]

Do you spend your weekdays and weekends playing the drinking game in mumble? Lol
Do you spend your weekdays and weekends being mad because everyone who has ever met you besides Abafag hates you?

[...Raren]

Do you spend your weekdays and weekends being mad because everyone who has ever met you besides Abafag hates you?

Lol if i really cared i wouldnt of done what i have done and if people really hate me for being a dumbass over the internet well i think that is funny lol i will never meet these ppl irl so why do i care? its pixels and words

[Hasbinbad]

Lol if i really cared i wouldnt of done what i have done and if people really hate me for being a dumbass over the internet well i think that is funny lol i will never meet these ppl irl so why do i care? its pixels and words
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[...Raren]

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Lol

[Bossco]

raren's laughing his ass off... two lol's in two threads in three minutes. glad you're having a good night, BRO.

[Bossco]

well i guess technically, it wasn't a full blown lmao

[...Raren]

raren's laughing his ass off... two lol's in two threads in three minutes. glad you're having a good night, BRO.

Hell yah dude having a blast im in mumble drinking with the girls!! WoooHOOOO!

[Estolcles]

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[Swishahouse]

i was gonna do a

http://images.memegenerator.net/LEAVE-CHASE-ALONE/ImageMacro/2229194/LEAVE-HASBINBAD-ALONE.jpg

but you know what .... fuck that judging by how fail this thread is going so far


**CUE DISSOLVE LAB EFFECT**








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***bullshit sci-fi voice*** "...blah blah code blue, code blue"
Anoher crash and burn. First time eh rookie?
Hey listen I heard they're puttin you in with HASBINBAD today.
Now that's my main man. Greatest co-pilot to ever SHOOT THE TUBES.
Give him your best stuff, and he'll keep ya flyin. Maybe all the way to solar city eh?

SHOWTIME!!!


I know the caps parts allude to ejaculate but I you know how dorfs roll....
(no homo, brew)

[Hasbinbad]

Swisha when you communicate, do you mean to be understood or do you just not care?

[Swishahouse]

LOL maybe a mix but fuck you and fuck caring honestly im HIGH motherfucker

[Estolcles]

Swisha when you communicate, do you mean to be understood or do you just not care?

I dunno... I usually understand Swisha pretty damn well. Then again, I haven't for the last 3 weeks since I stopped smoking weed so I could get on new meds...

LOL maybe a mix but fuck you and fuck caring honestly im HIGH motherfucker

..... yep. That explains it.

*hunts 4 blunts*

[Allizia]

I know the caps parts allude to ejaculate but I you know how dorfs roll....
(no homo, brew)

what? hahaha

[Otto]

I'm pretty sure if Hasbinbad could sum up his feelings for all his old groupies, he'd have created THIS SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc&feature=player_embedded#!).

I'm like, Fuck you!

[Hasbinbad]

I'm pretty sure if Hasbinbad could sum up his feelings for all his old groupies, he'd have created THIS SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc&feature=player_embedded#%21).

I'm like, Fuck you!
Sometimes Otto, my feelings for what we once had overwhelm me, and I cry.

[guineapig]

ALright I can't request an open invitation.

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Get that eye checked dude!
Also that helmet is whack!

[guineapig]

ALright I can't request an open invitation.
I meant resists... where the fuck is my coffee?

[guineapig]

I meant resists... where the fuck is my coffee?

*resist

FML

[Overcast]

I meant resists... where the fuck is my coffee?

I threw it in Hasbinbad's eye - you were wondering where it went?

:eek:

[Humwawa]

It's a coy wink, promising something more after a few gin tonics and a little flirting.

[Aadill]

It's a coy wink, promising something more after a few gin tonics and a little flirting.

I've already tried.

It HAS to be rum or the magic won't happen.

[Shannacore]

*resist

FML

I somehow read it as 'resist' in the OP anyway. Yey you!

[guineapig]

This is why I need to leave the flaming to the experts.

[Aadill]

experts.

Good luck finding one.

[Starklen]

Starklen told me contracted herpes in his mouth from him! You've been warned!

Xorbier told me you can't kill Spiroc Lord with 4 charmed thunder spirits.

[UncleDread]

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I >>AM<< A WARRIOR!!!

you look like a fag dwarf and a double fag belonging to DA guild.Muhahaha

[redghosthunter]

For those of you too stupid to read the forum rules, this thread (or another one like it which you may feel you want to create), in this section, is the appropriate place to talk shit about me. Please direct all of your Hasbinbad-hating comments, questions, essays, etc. here. Kindly kiss my ass, and bitch, fuck you too.

http://www.superhobo.net/images/fuck-off-smokers.jpg

So you want to talk some more about Abacab? :)

[PhelanKA]

Hasbinbad is probably one of the only P99 players who had a lengthy conversation with "Fourthmeal" about how good taco bell is.

Seriously?

I spoke at great length with Fourthmeal about the wonder-working power of Our Lord and Savior: Jesus H. Christ. For 6 hours I spoke to him bout the Good Word and when I had finished he was struck silent by my words.

Praise Jesus!

[Lanvaren]

I spoke at great length with Fourthmeal about the wonder-working power of Our Lord and Savior: Jesus H. Christ. For 6 hours I spoke to him bout the Good Word and when I had finished he was struck silent by my words.

Praise Jesus!
You got Fourthmeal to be silent, I have been converted to praising our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

LORD HAVE MERCY ON THESE POOR LOST SOULS FLOCKING TO TACO HELL.

[Swishahouse]

I'm pretty sure if Hasbinbad could sum up his feelings for all his old groupies, he'd have created THIS SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc&feature=player_embedded#!).

I'm like, Fuck you!

I'm late to this one but i hope you didnt mean me?? I think hasbinbad is a fuckhole and id pee in him if he wasnt so clammy all the time. Doctor says its low blood sugar but i know its lack of semen.........

[Reiker]

Why is Jack Nickelson flipping me off

[Hasbinbad]

Why is Jack Nickelson flipping me off
Because fuck you, you fucking fuck!

[Eternal-Elf]

Sometimes Otto, my feelings for what we once had overwhelm me, and I cry.

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[Eternal-Elf]

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[Abacab niggah]

Hasbin, bro, dude, homie, G, pal, my main man

Why you coming all up in my R&F gettin' you some of that troll attention? This is my playground and I sit atop the jungle gym and if you wanna play on my gym you gotta box it out in the sandbox yo

[Eternal-Elf]

ABACAB.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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[Hasbinbad]

Hasbin, bro, dude, homie, G, pal, my main man

Why you coming all up in my R&F gettin' you some of that troll attention?
Abacab, I don't need to make a R&F post to get attention. Plenty of people pay attention to me regardless of any R&F posts I make. In fact, this post was made in order to redirect the hate I receive without even asking for it. There was quite an argument in a server chat thread, not that you would ever visit a thread outside R&F, but since you asked..
In any case, if you want to call me out and talk shit to me personally, I invite you to visit the following URL, wherein you are cordially invited to do your worst. Also, kiss my ass.

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?p=122675#post122675
These fucking morons don't seem to understand that there is a place to flame people. These quotes are excerpted from the milieu of slanderous bullshit and represent just the hatred directed at me personally.
fiery avenger isnt up there, I'd say that's a bigger milestone than a fairly common item that can drop from any isle boss lol.

I mean if you want this to be a joke thread that's cool, thought you wanted to keep it credible.
joke thread then, gotcha
I also don't really agree with the fairy princess being a "boss mob." A solid group could probably take her out with out to much trouble.

I understand if this thread isn't being taken serious anymore then maybe someone else should take over. Otherwise whats the point of even listing it honestly?
Without flappin my ability to use a thesaurus, I will use normal words.

Same to you, bro.

Get it? Because really, why do your suppositions of your imaginary social superiority over them get to be used as a prosthesis for your own emotional stagnancy?

Your opinions on what is deserving of this list is (technically) equal to their opinions.
I asked a bunch of people, too.

They agreed those are silly server first titles.
Your lack of understanding of my points is disappointing.
Meh, there'd be no point to elucidating my points because there's no getting anywhere with you. I find it more in my best interest to let them stand and allow others to pick up on them and laugh at your failure to comprehend.
I don't think you do things because its what the public asked for, I think you do things because you think you are funny and are trying for a cheap laugh. Half your posts I read have me convinced that you are an idiot, so please, for the love of god, don't try to feign intelligence by busting out some one liner you threw together using dictionary.com, because honestly it makes you look desperate.

Hahah... Pretentious much? Read the rest of your posts, this doesn't really fit.
Oh now u want to do a quested section now? dont tell me you were the first rogue with the posky rogue quest item thats why u want to do it right lol?

serious this kid has his own head so far up his own ass im surprised that fag can even see his monitor to play! dam hasbin u gonna tell the server that u were the first to nerd rage quit bc me and my friends didnt waist our time camping AC with bc u didnt wanna be alone wheres a post for that ?
Doesnt involve Hasbin. Incoming another flame / no respect / not legit excuse.
Might as well close the thread after this post. Ektar has one anyways that isn't kept by a child.
no one but you and your harem of misfits thinks we look stupid
Hasbinbad, this thread has been entertaining to be sure but seriously? Are you arguing about the integrity of IB and actually calling us a bunch of sketchbags for doing progression? Despite what all you self professed experts think about Island 5 upwards it definitely isn't a keyboard faceroll. We've paid dearly to progress, it's not like we rolled over mobs who were completely immobile and did not attack. In fact I'd argue it's a lot harder than it should be (compared to live) but bringing that fact up makes us "whiners"?

The thread is server firsts, we post a message about downing a boss and you generalize our entire guild as chest flexing braggers? Come on now, personally I don't give a fuck what the rest of you think of IB. We are committed to progression (unlike some of you who sing the song but can't dance), and until you come up here and actually pay your dues raid wise kindly STFU (that goes to all of you sky experts).

As for questioning our self respect... Let us forget the fact that the mobs aren't "bugged" like you think they are. Your telling me that DA would stop raiding 5 because beating Lord who hits harder than he should be is "buggy"? That beating a harder version of the Lord is "exploiting"? I know some of you are butt hurt over this but don't talk about integrity with a DA guild tag. Should go back to GM favoritism cause this is some seriously weak flame.
I just came and it splattered on my monitor in the shape of jesus.

SERVER FIRST
Speaking of ignorance, how would you know anything about the difficulty of said islands? Maybe you should just shut up, sit there, and let us do what we do...kill things.

By the way, how easy was island 5 today? Care to tell us how your raid did there?
You have no idea what you are talking about. Island 4 is indeed entirely too easy. And you seem to be taking advantage of that just fine so shut the fuck up with your good faith stuff.

5, 6, 7... Well I would say you have Absolutely zero ground to stand on being as you haven't been there yet. And reading who your classic characters were, I am quite certain you have no experience in "classic Sky" so why don't you keep your mouth shut and leave things to people that know what they are talking about. You were a nobody on Torvo (server that came out months after sky) and you are a nobody here. Keep your opinions to yourself.

Viscious
It won't even let me quote you Hasbeen. Got nothing to say except some dick sucking noises? How old are you?

Viscious, who was he on Torv? I mean if he's from Torv, he should have learned to troll better from Mariela.
You know ninjalooter was mariela right? Or maybe you didn't because you're full of shit.
You sure didn't act like you knew...

your knowledge of torv is not legit, no respect brew
Its easier to get a point across to hasbin than it is with your dense head, and that's saying something.

Is sky working like it was in 1999-2000 or whenever? Maybe someone can give you a simple yes or no answer, it cant be me I dont remember sky that well from live, was a long time ago. The problem is as soon as someone answers you're gonna ask How or Why and that's where the problem comes in.

You got no business asking us How or Why, and if you had any self respect you would not even bother asking them.
This is my playground and I sit atop the jungle gym and if you wanna play on my gym you gotta box it out in the sandbox yo
Now I didn't ask for any of that. I made a joke in that thread by listing the server first Lord kill, and they fucking raged out for pages and pages. Some people got the joke, and those conversations were mostly civil, but I felt it prudent to simply attempt to beckon the hatred towards the appropriate place, since the server rules about flaming outside rants and flames are apparently incomprehensible to them. I'm not saying I was an angel in that post, but I certainly didn't outright flame anyone without them slinging shit at me personally to begin with. This post isn't about attention whoring, it's about cleaning house in a perfectly serviceable thread, which certain elements have tried their hardest to derail via ad hominem attacks, the first resort of the internet douchebag.

Also, fuck you, you fucking fuck.

[G13]

don't talk about integrity with a DA guild tag

Oh the irony

Carry on

[Starklen]

Oh the irony

Carry on

Don't talk about irony with a fish bait tag.

Carry on.

[Nizzarr]

Don't talk about irony with a IB tag.

Carry on

[Starklen]

Nizzarr please tab back in game. There's a thunder spirit up and this could be your only chance to kill the spiroc lord before the next vernal equinox.

[Alawen Everywhere]

I think this thread is about attention whoring. Looks like it worked.

[Abacab niggah]

Don't talk about irony with a IB tag.

Carry on

Don't talk about ironing with a dry-clean only tag


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Carry on

[Aadill]

Don't talk about ironing with a dry-clean only tag


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Carry on

hahaa abacab <3

[Supreme]

How Stuff Works...

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[Charyz]

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Be careful of sharp sign.

[Merllin]

Hasbinbad is a 707 north bayer don't fuck with that player.

[Merllin]

Instead of thugging it on the crest side in Vallejo. He rides throught the night on the P99 forums E-thuggin. 415>707

[Hasbinbad]

MARIN COUNTY HARDCORE REPRESENT THUGG PREPPIE WHAAAAAT??

[Merllin]

Dam you usually are more creative than that. I was hoping for some awesome dick response /sigh you are no fun.

[Hasbinbad]

i got three hours of sleep last night and four the night before, and i've had 15 hours of some pretty intense school in the last two days..

give me a break, i'll come back with more lulz this weekend prolly.. till then i'm in zombieland lol

goodnight!

FUCK THIS HEAT

[Merllin]

yeah WTF is with this bay area heat! I bet vallejo junior college is filled with a lot of thugs huh?

[Zyvixious]

hasbin ur still a nerd! and swisha was right ur a fucking douche bag and this thread just goes to show how pathetic you are now take some time get ur glasses and acne cream and SLOWLY read what you quoted from me... when u wake up and realize you just showed everyone how right i was i move from being a troll to an upholder of truth!

FAG :D

[Excision Rottun]

Hasbinbad's posts make my dick move.

[Phallax]

Are you seriously that full of yourself that you cant handle that people actually cant stand you? Pretty pathetic.

I have more respect for Abacab than you...

[Hasbinbad]

hasbin ur still a nerd! and swisha was right ur a fucking douche bag and this thread just goes to show how pathetic you are now take some time get ur glasses and acne cream and SLOWLY read what you quoted from me... when u wake up and realize you just showed everyone how right i was i move from being a troll to an upholder of truth!

FAG :D
I was just trying to help. Gosh.

[Hasbinbad]

whatever