do you believe in Satan?

[LulzSect]

http://entropy2.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/jesus-vs-the-devil.jpg

[God]

He believes in you.

[Zalora]

I believe that beard is fake.

[Swish]

Isn't satan left handed? Something not right with that picture :/

[Kekephee]

That is not Jesus, that is a woman with a false beard

[a_gnoll_pup]

Do you want to summon Satan?
Come on, let's make a star

We never seen you since the year
That Jesus Christ was here
It's like you've gone astray~

We used to have hellfire
And now we don't
I wish you could tell me why

Do you want to summon Satan?
(It doesn't have to be Satan)
Okay, bye..

[Atmas]

Pic looks like they are best buds

[Kekephee]

Pic looks like they are best buds

Jesus needs to be trying harder. They look like they're doing the Predator handshake, not arm wrestling.

Fixed it for you


http://i.imgur.com/pL2WrcV.jpg

[LostCause]

HAIL SATAN

[LulzSect]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-k4l8V0z7l_E/UcyRGdIFQYI/AAAAAAAANk4/Vr4fMVd-HiU/s360/predator.gif

[zanderklocke]

I'm pretty sure I read that Brad McQuaid specifically avoided any demonic creatures in EverQuest in order to avoid offending those of faith.

[katrik]

Hail Satan! \m/

[LulzSect]

http://i.imgur.com/OmBIoul.png

[katrik]

I know right

[Azure]

No, Satan is not a thing or a person. It's just a character or idea.

Also. Agree with both lulz and Katrik and I know lulz going to post faggot gif, but hey.

I still fucking love U OK? Not that much just a little. And only enough to not be mad about it.

[stonez138]

I'm pretty sure I read that Brad McQuaid specifically avoided any demonic creatures in EverQuest in order to avoid offending those of faith.

I wouldn't doubt it. When I was a kid in the 80's D&D had a terrible reputation as being satanic...

Then again for some reason people took the religous wing nuts seriously in the 80s and everything was said to be satanic.

[Aviann]

Satan looks like he has two biceps. Hail Satan

[Azure]

there are fire imps.... there's got to be other demonic mobs... somewhere...

[stonez138]

there are fire imps.... there's got to be other demonic mobs... somewhere...

I think an Efreeti is the arab world's version of a demon.

[LulzSect]

http://magiccards.info/scans/en/med/74.jpg

[stonez138]

Isn't that that monster from that old 80's movie Legend?

[Skittlez]

Isn't that that monster from that old 80's movie Legend?

Now that's a good fucking movie.

[stonez138]

Tim Curry ftw!

[Dragonsblood1987]

Why is the Jewish guy white, and why is he wearing a fake beard? Also, why is Santa burned?

[Estolcles]

http://i.imgur.com/OmBIoul.png

As long as it looks like a female, plumbing ain't an issue.

[Ahldagor]

Arcturus - Of Nails and Sinners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY-pKEgMT1M[url)

"I know that without me God cannot live a moment;
If I am destroyed He must give up the ghost."
[Angelus Silesius]

I beseech you, God to whom many sinners pray
From the depth of the dark abyss where my heart fell
Expelled I was from your tedious grace to the pits of hell
So can you please cease to deplore my opposite, nay only way
For aeons I descended down
Till I saw the dreadful truth
of which man wouldn`t know
I, degraded bearer of thy sacred light
- to which I never again will bow
When I rise to avenge myself with darkness
The anger of the damned shall flow

I was cast out by the retinue of angels weak
Shone to the few who me would seek

A rebel I was, radiant my glow, afar,
My wisdom fathomed by the morningstar

And O you fools, in herdlike fight, stampede
And when creation falls, you must build anew,
With nails that sting My hands - They grow passionate on a lie.
But You know the veracious one was I

[moklianne]

always loved the lyrics to Tool's Opiate:

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to guide you..
like me, like me, like me, like me

If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me.
Now don't judge or question.
You are broken now, but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My Gods will becomes me.
When he speaks out, he speaks through me.
He has needs like I do.
We both want to rape you.

[x2]
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life now
Open my eyes and blind me with your light

If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me.
Now don't you judge or question.
You are broken now, but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.

[x2]
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life now.
Open my eyes, blind me with your light now.

Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My Gods will becomes me.
When he speaks, he speaks through me.
He has needs like I do.
We both want to rape you

[Skittlez]

As long as it looks like a female, plumbing ain't an issue.

Man tits and an undeveloped female voice kill it for me. Otherwise shits all good in my boat.

[Ahldagor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQXyzm8aIM


"The ancient whispered secrets
Massed into nuclear skies
Seek the unholy, in the darkest of places
Cryptic equations light the madness in or eyes"

Unholy radiance - Nuclear Necropolis
Pariah Leper-cult - In atomic bliss

Black towers rising
Under a skeleton scythe

Thermo-cardinal hexe
Sworn by phantom quires

Radiation witch fire - Spreads like cyclonic whips
Genocide war cult - Convoking the merciless blitz

Dark prayers recited
Drifting through acid winds
In endless repetition
Like an everlasting paramount sin

Unholy prophecies - Apocalyptic radiance
Death-weaving carrion cult - Thermonuclear contempt

Skeletal towers rising
Through ammoniac storms
Towards a rusted altar
The congregation worms

Spiritual parasite - Atomic high-priest
Suicidal death-cult - Holocaustic feast
Omega necro-messiah
The ancients whispered your name
Merciless soul-corruptor
The wrath of old poisons will reign

Atomic Chapel - Haereticus, amen fiat voluntas tua
Atomic Chapel - in nomine mori
Atomic Chapel - Revoco minaciae ultimum
Atomic Chapel - Lex Diaboli

[Ahldagor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQXyzm8aIM


"The ancient whispered secrets
Massed into nuclear skies
Seek the unholy, in the darkest of places
Cryptic equations light the madness in or eyes"

Unholy radiance - Nuclear Necropolis
Pariah Leper-cult - In atomic bliss

Black towers rising
Under a skeleton scythe

Thermo-cardinal hexe
Sworn by phantom quires

Radiation witch fire - Spreads like cyclonic whips
Genocide war cult - Convoking the merciless blitz

Dark prayers recited
Drifting through acid winds
In endless repetition
Like an everlasting paramount sin

Unholy prophecies - Apocalyptic radiance
Death-weaving carrion cult - Thermonuclear contempt

Skeletal towers rising
Through ammoniac storms
Towards a rusted altar
The congregation worms

Spiritual parasite - Atomic high-priest
Suicidal death-cult - Holocaustic feast
Omega necro-messiah
The ancients whispered your name
Merciless soul-corruptor
The wrath of old poisons will reign

Atomic Chapel - Haereticus, amen fiat voluntas tua
Atomic Chapel - in nomine mori
Atomic Chapel - Revoco minaciae ultimum
Atomic Chapel - Lex Diaboli

song and album it's on are best heard whilst tripping

[Skittlez]

song and album it's on are best heard whilst tripping

Way over psychedelics. High school is in the past. Real life is way too stressful for anymore of that shit.

[Ahldagor]

Way over psychedelics. High school is in the past. Real life is way too stressful for anymore of that shit.

too angsty to public trip?