No, I won't buff you.

[HawkMasterson1999]

If you walk up to me and just say the name of the buff you want, unless we are grouped or raiding together, you can forget it. "Hail" "thorns" will be met with "go fuck yourself" I'm not a god damned vending machine. Next time try a full sentence or even a coherent sentence fragment. Better yet, try EZ server /wave /rude.

[lecompte]

RnF :)

And I agree.

[HawkMasterson1999]

Yeah, you're right. Definitely a rant. I digress.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

RnF :)

And I agree.

[Kekephee]

[Thorns]

[Erydan Ouragan]

I'd love to play a druid. When people would beg for sow i'd hand them the scoll.

[Brut]

Keeping me druid unanon & afk all nights just to giggle at the huge array of "pls pick me from qeynos and help me get to field of bone"-tells when I wake up.

[Nirgon]

what thorns

[Kekephee]

what thorns

You can't be serious! You don't know about the thorns? Good gracious! Hey, Rattle! Do you hear this guy? He doesn't know about the thorns! Ha ha!

Rattle says, 'Unbelievable!'

Look, I'll let you in on a little secret. Thorns plz so I can kill bears

[GnashingOfTeeth]

How about a nice "if you have time, could you toss me a damage shield?"
You bet.

hail, DS, um no.

[zanderklocke]

Will always offer free mana song or DS clickie when you hail me. Will selos you across zone. Suck it, op.

[Bboboo]

thorns

[HawkMasterson1999]

Honestly, I buff people when they stop and look at me. I can tell they want to ask before they say anything. Its just the people who act entitled and ungrateful that get to me.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Honestly, I buff people when they stop and look at me. I can tell they want to ask before they say anything. Its just the people who act entitled and ungrateful that get to me.

[webrunner5]

OP must REALLY be bored to post some silly girly thread like this. Will not read again so don't reply. :p

[HawkMasterson1999]

Webrunner just mad bc he's a no-skills noob. Stop sweatin me brah. Don't youhave a hack that helps you stop giving a fuck what I do?

[Gadwen]

Yeah, if you can't be bothered to ask for a buff like you are speaking to another human being why should I bother to buff you?

"sow plz" gets met with a /boggle as I run away.

[Zalora]

If anyone wants a buff from a Druid, I will be happy to do so in place of OP. :)

Also, unlike OP, I will not ask for money or demand gay sex from you.

[HawkMasterson1999]

Zalora does gay sex for free but you have to say "hail, Zalora" "gay sex"

[moklianne]

Honestly, I buff people when they stop and look at me. I can tell they want to ask before they say anything. Its just the people who act entitled and ungrateful that get to me.

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Lol

You all know the look








Hail, Yumyums

<keyboard turning>


..........long awkward pause






Can I has sow pless?

[Splorf22]

I'm pretty sure I would buff anyone who said "i can haz clarity?"

but yeah, I'm with the OP. The point is to act like actual human beings.

[GnashingOfTeeth]

Zalora does gay sex for free but you have to say "hail, Zalora" "gay sex"

Boom. RNF

[Zalora]

Lol

You all know the look








Hail, Yumyums

<keyboard turning>


..........long awkward pause






Can I has sow pless?

Everquest is a game where people are dependent on each other for a variety of things. Just because somebody asks you for a buff doesn't make them some kind of lowly pauper to be laughed at as though they were somehow doing something wrong or degenerate. Give them the sow and be happy your character is actually needed for something.

[Cecily]

Decent folk would have Jboots already. Sow, indeed. Hrmph. Toss them a plat and swift kick to the rear, I say.

[loramin]

Everquest is a game where people are dependent on each other for a variety of things. Just because somebody asks you for a buff doesn't make them some kind of lowly pauper to be laughed at as though they were somehow doing something wrong or degenerate. Give them the sow and be happy your character is actually needed for something.

[loramin]

P.S. Woot I'm a Fire Giant!

[Shannacore]

How about a nice "if you have time, could you toss me a damage shield?"
You bet.

hail, DS, um no.

This

[radditsu]

P.S. Woot I'm a Fire Giant!

Cute

[Azure]

/rude

/gesture

advised when dealing with this buffer, also make sure there is a solid train of mobs behind you so they feel like their buffs matter

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Everquest is a game where people are dependent on each other for a variety of things. Just because somebody asks you for a buff doesn't make them some kind of lowly pauper to be laughed at as though they were somehow doing something wrong or degenerate. Give them the sow and be happy your character is actually needed for something.

Lol

You read something that wasn't there. People get Yumyums buffs all the time. I'm just describing the interaction beforehand.

[stonez138]

Biggest mistake I ever made in EQ was putting Mez in my enchanters name...Anon is useless for me.

[Flamewraith]

Keeping me druid unanon & afk all nights just to giggle at the huge array of "pls pick me from qeynos and help me get to field of bone"-tells when I wake up.

I did the same thing with my mage in EC to see all the DS and summons tells, but then I saw like 3 Chardok AOE invites and I got sad. :p