im bored so here goes...

[apio]

I am a level 12 Bard, the other day i was trying to get some exp and belts in EC, at orc 1, i lull/pull and kill 2 mobs from the camp, when suddenly a level 18 bard named Napoleon runs into the camp, and starts AOEing and pulling all the remaining mobs in the camp.

I've been playing EQ for a while, so I am used to being around assholes. I simply send him a tell saying "..." and "pathetic", and move on to West Commons to check if the Orc camp there is open.

While I am running over there, I pass Orc 2, which had obviously just been cleared by Napoleon prior to that (it is early morning, nobody is sitting around the camp, corpse timers show roughly 4 to 5 minutes etc).

I am running over to WCommons, all the while being flamed by Napoleon, because i dared to call him a pathetic camp stealer. It was hilarious to see him get so riled up about it, even after HE stole MY CAMP and was being an all around douchebag.

So yeah, I get to WCommons Orc Camp, no suprise its being camped by a level 55 Mage for Deathfist Belts (rofl). I /sigh to myself, and move over to the Derv camp, which wasnt camped as i ran by earlier. I start pulling singles out of the back of the camp, when suddenly a level 60 Wizard named "Origin" shows up, pulls all the remaining Dervs out of the Camp, AEs them, an proceeds to tell me he is actually Napoleon..

So long story short: You steal someone's camp, they call you out for it, and to prove that they were wrong you log on your level 60 character to harass them. Real Class right there !

How frustrating must the raid game be, when high level players have nothing better to do than harass level 12 players :)

[freez]

welcome to the internet

[apio]

the funny thing was, while this is going on I am relaying all his tells to my guildmates, and we are having ourselves a big laugh. I move off the dervs and start killing wisps, the next 3 wisps drop 2 Greater Light Stones.

MAN you should've been there when i /told Origin that I just got 2 GLS in 3 kills, he got real mad about it and started calling me a troll !

:D

[freez]

you sound like a huge faggot


bye

[Aussie]

/petition in game and let the staff sort it out

[Champion_Standing]

This is why WoW was more successful.

[Elendae]

Chances are the result would've been the same, but possibly instead of directly jumping to "..." and "pathetic" there's always the option of saying "Hey, I'm camping Orc 1, there are other mobs to kite in the zone".

I don't blame you for being frustrated, and in this case, the other guy sounds incredibly petty, but going from 0 to flaming before trying to resolve the issue is almost always going to ignite tempers.

[apio]

after i told him "..." his reply was

"Vote for Pedro"

that's when i told him "pathetic" and took off, there is no point in argueing with obvious trolls. That's why i found it so funny that he got so riled up. And yeah, I know I could've petitioned but what does that solve? I'd rather spend my time searching for my exp elsewhere :)

[Nuggie]

... why does origin sound so familiar? good job not putting guild tags into your flame. Keeps the "anti-TMO" or "anti-casual-scum" idiots away.

But really, what was his guild tag?

Name and shame.

[Detoxx]

Nothing a quick forum search cant figure out for you

[Reguiy]

This is why WoW was more successful.

You can say this about every single camp dispute in EQ (and you'd be correct). It's only one of many reasons though. WOW took all of EQ's problems and gave them simple solutions. High levels having all the power to ruin a lowbies days was one of the problems they fixed. Helped with all the sadistic internet jerks out there.

You can't blame EQ though. WOW had the benefit of using EQ as a beta testing ground, essentially. Without EQ there would be no WOW.

[Kayso]

Op, did you consider calling the level 18 bard a faggot immediately after he killed your orcs? If you waited too long and he called you a faggot, you clearly lost.

[Magrim]

Sometimes pathetic people are hilarious.

[phacemeltar]

STOP CAMPING GNOLL FANGS IF YOURE TOO HIGH LEVEL, NOOBIES ARE TRYING TO XP!

..

my suggestion for you would be to get on an alt and come back another time, when pedro has lost his interest in the camp. youve waited 15 years to kill these orcs, im sure another 20 hours wont kill you.

[captnamazing]

I /sigh to myself

guy confirmed for only being able to understand IRL through emotes

[Origin]

Hello. I am Napoleon, also known as Origin and Sauga.

First off, you're a cocksucker and an attention whore.

Second, i was dicking around on my bard clearing shit for shits n giggles. It was like 5AM-6AM? I was moving between the two orc camps in EC. I didn't KS anything of yours, nor did i give a fuck about the orcs. I was randomly killing them in order to raise my string skill, with the added bonus of getting some scalps and belts... to give away to noobs and new players to P99.

Third, you sent me tells talking shit. I have logs on my laptop. Too lazy to post however.

Fourth, i logged on my motherfucking wizard to be like: Yo dawg, i'm real happy for you and imma let you finish, but i really don't give a fuck about the orcs, i'm a wizard yo. At which point you continued to talk shit to me. I called you a troll, because i didn't imagine you were that fucking dumb, and then proceeded to log off.

Fifth, i've given away so many items, so much plat and so much of my time to help random new players coming to this server, that it's pretty ridiculous. I'd have been more than happy to a.) let you have the orc camps, b.) give you items, c.) PL you on my shaman, d.) give you plat. Except that you're some low life scum.

Sixth, yes, i am mad that little cunts like you are coming to pollute P99 with their faggotry.

In conclusion, suck my balls.

[Nirgon]

Hello. I am Napoleon, also known as Origin and Sauga.

First off, you're a cocksucker and an attention whore.

Second, i was dicking around on my bard clearing shit for shits n giggles. It was like 5AM-6AM? I was moving between the two orc camps in EC. I didn't KS anything of yours, nor did i give a fuck about the orcs. I was randomly killing them in order to raise my string skill, with the added bonus of getting some scalps and belts... to give away to noobs and new players to P99.

Third, you sent me tells talking shit. I have logs on my laptop. Too lazy to post however.

Fourth, i logged on my motherfucking wizard to be like: Yo dawg, i'm real happy for you and imma let you finish, but i really don't give a fuck about the orcs, i'm a wizard yo. At which point you continued to talk shit to me. I called you a troll, because i didn't imagine you were that fucking dumb, and then proceeded to log off.

Fifth, i've given away so many items, so much plat and so much of my time to help random new players coming to this server, that it's pretty ridiculous. I'd have been more than happy to a.) let you have the orc camps, b.) give you items, c.) PL you on my shaman, d.) give you plat. Except that you're some low life scum.

Sixth, yes, i am mad that little cunts like you are coming to pollute P99 with their faggotry.

In conclusion, suck my balls.

Send us an app

[Kayso]

...Sixth, yes, i am mad that little cunts like you are coming to pollute P99 with their faggotry...

Op, loses

/thread

[Wrench]

...

is this dumbshit really in ib?

[MaksimMazor]

Fifth, i've given away so many items, so much plat and so much of my time to help random new players coming to this server, that it's pretty ridiculous. I'd have been more than happy to a.) let you have the orc camps, b.) give you items, c.) PL you on my shaman, d.) give you plat. Except that you're some low life scum.

Sixth, yes, i am mad that little cunts like you are coming to pollute P99 with their faggotry.

In conclusion, suck my balls.

Minyin 2.0???

[DeruIsLove]

/thread

Nope. Still going.

[Kayso]

In any dispute on the internet, the first person to call the other a faggot wins. Fact.

[DeruIsLove]

In any dispute on the internet, the first person to call the other a faggot wins. Fact.

In any thread on the internet, once someone puts /thread in a post, they forfeit any rights to further post on said thread. Fact

[Aviann]

Usually I'd steer clear from posting in useless threads like this, but I really, reeeeeeally, REEEEALLY just wanted to stop by and say hey.

So ummm.. Hey...

[DeruIsLove]

Usually I'd steer clear from posting in useless threads like this, but I really, reeeeeeally, REEEEALLY just wanted to stop by and say hey.

So ummm.. Hey...

Hi fagbites.

Seriously, that piercing screams "sexual identity issues" louder than a prince Albert.

[Aviann]

Hi fagbites.

Seriously, that piercing screams "sexual identity issues" louder than a prince Albert.

Damn. The last thing my prince Albert made scream was your mom. I am confused now.

[DeruIsLove]

Damn. The last thing my prince Albert made scream was your mom. I am confused now.

Necrophilia is legal in several states. I'm not one to judge but there are much better looking corpses out there if you gotta.

[Aviann]

Reminds me of the beginning of a Murderdolls album...
"Start shaking her..."
"I'm first!"

[apio]

Pathetic is still the only thing i can say to you. Please go ahead and post your fake logs, don't just threaten to do it. Then once you posted yours I'll post the real ones, pathetic liar :)

PS: You can all see how riled up he gets, now

[apio]

Plus: If you give "so many items" to "so many people", at some point the rules don't apply anymore, right? It's just like once you join a "uber" guild, the rules of common courtesy don't apply anymore. Someone put this tool back into it's box, please.

[Lictor]

I am a level 12 Bard

Get off the server casual scum!!1!

[Bardalicious]

Seriously, that piercing screams "sexual identity issues" louder than a prince Albert.

Does it scream it louder than cross-dressing as a fictitious female anime character?

[Cecily]

Does it scream it louder than cross-dressing as a fictitious female anime character?

Lol beat me to it.

[DeruIsLove]

Does it scream it louder than cross-dressing as a fictitious female anime character?

A piece of clothing worn for two days vs a facial piercing.

Durr... gonna need help figuring that one out.

Next let's have someone with a sleeve tattoo talk about the kind of statements a shirt can make.
You know what, it's just easier to say you're as stupid as a discarded apple core.

[Ahldagor]

A piece of clothing worn for two days vs a facial piercing.

Durr... gonna need help figuring that one out.

Next let's have someone with a sleeve tattoo talk about the kind of statements a shirt can make.
You know what, it's just easier to say you're as stupid as a discarded apple core.

do you cosplay and sit at your mother's grave on mother's day?

[Duckwalk]

Clearly OP should have reported him for RMT. Those Deathfist belts son!...and IB

[DeruIsLove]

do you cosplay and sit at your mother's grave on mother's day?

How is that even a question? Of course I don't. Why would I? Why would anyone?

[Duckwalk]

Does it scream it louder than cross-dressing as a fictitious female anime character?

[Duckwalk]

Does it scream it louder than cross-dressing as a fictitious female anime character?

[DeruIsLove]

I try not to make fun of people who stutter, however I can't help but note in this instance you are comparing a piece of fabric to a body modification.

I can't believe I actually had to spell that out. Perhaps I should better learn to lower my expectations around here. Reading comprehension isn't what it used to be...

[Duckwalk]

Gender neutral body modification compared to dude in traditionally feminine clothing...seems legit to me!

[DeruIsLove]

Gender neutral body modification compared to dude in traditionally feminine clothing...seems legit to me!

That's a very gender biphobic statement. I suggest you rethink your stance.

[Duckwalk]

Says the ...person claiming someone else has sexual identify issues....

[DeruIsLove]

Says the ...person claiming someone else has sexual identify issues....

It's not a claim, it's a well documented fact. Forumquest harder. It's even more well documented how comfortable I am with my own sexuality.

Keep trying though. Just make more well informed trolls next time you play.

[Bardalicious]

There's no real point in arguing with a cross-dressing pedophile.

I was simply doing my civic forumquest duty by reminding the community of such.

[DeruIsLove]

There's no real point in arguing with a cross-dressing pedophile.

I was simply doing my civic forumquest duty by reminding the community of such.

Says the guy who's never once backed up a post with a fact. Go back to the TMO threads.

[Duckwalk]

It's even more well documented how comfortable I am with my own sexuality.

Did I miss when you decided between mid thirties neckbearded pillow fucker and prepubescent Japanese schoolgirl?

[Bardalicious]

Should I link to your disgustingly overt sexualization of animated children in your past avatars and signatures?

Or perhaps link to the OKCupid account in which you admit that you enjoy cross-dressing?

Or the picture floating around forumquest of you dressed up like a female?

Or the quote of you admitting you come from a broken home that lacked a maternal counterpart to your drug-addled father?

All confirmed confirmations.

[DeruIsLove]

Did I miss when you decided between mid thirties neckbearded pillow fucker and prepubescent Japanese schoolgirl?
Prove either of those are a thing. Please. :)
Should I link to your disgustingly overt sexualization of animated children in your past avatars and signatures?
please, by all means
Or perhaps link to the OKCupid account in which you admit that you enjoy cross-dressing?
I cosplay female characters at conventions. I freely admit that and there is no confusion anywhere. Don't imply such. Again use facts.
Or the picture floating around forumquest of you dressed up like a female?
See above
Or the quote of you admitting you come from a broken home that lacked a maternal counterpart to your drug-addled father?
you couldn't even get that one right. Just... wow.
All confirmed confirmations. /giggle

[stonez138]

Should I link to your disgustingly overt sexualization of animated children in your past avatars and signatures?
please, by all means

That sig you had where the anime of childlike girl was spinning around like a stripper and included a panty shot was pretty disgusting. I hate to break it to you but there IS a reason people think you're a pedo.

[DeruIsLove]

That sig you had where the anime of childlike girl was spinning around like a stripper and included a panty shot was pretty disgusting. I hate to break it to you but there IS a reason people think you're a pedo.

http://www.nekomagic.net/figure_news/201311/large/amie-g_rias_gremory19.gif
So childlike! The audacity! Call child services!

[JayN]

Typical IB scum behavior; pras casual scum

[radditsu]

Kag is buffalo bill man. Where the fuck is Jodi foster and Anthony Hopkins?

[Gipper.Gipp]

Neo still owes me for an Ada. Club!! Hey NEO!! We need to hit up some more Seb Bro...

[Swish]

I am a level 12 Bard, the other day i was trying to get some exp and belts in EC, at orc 1, i lull/pull and kill 2 mobs from the camp, when suddenly a level 18 bard named Napoleon runs into the camp, and starts AOEing and pulling all the remaining mobs in the camp.

I've been playing EQ for a while, so I am used to being around assholes. I simply send him a tell saying "..." and "pathetic", and move on to West Commons to check if the Orc camp there is open.

While I am running over there, I pass Orc 2, which had obviously just been cleared by Napoleon prior to that (it is early morning, nobody is sitting around the camp, corpse timers show roughly 4 to 5 minutes etc).

I am running over to WCommons, all the while being flamed by Napoleon, because i dared to call him a pathetic camp stealer. It was hilarious to see him get so riled up about it, even after HE stole MY CAMP and was being an all around douchebag.

So yeah, I get to WCommons Orc Camp, no suprise its being camped by a level 55 Mage for Deathfist Belts (rofl). I /sigh to myself, and move over to the Derv camp, which wasnt camped as i ran by earlier. I start pulling singles out of the back of the camp, when suddenly a level 60 Wizard named "Origin" shows up, pulls all the remaining Dervs out of the Camp, AEs them, an proceeds to tell me he is actually Napoleon..

So long story short: You steal someone's camp, they call you out for it, and to prove that they were wrong you log on your level 60 character to harass them. Real Class right there !

How frustrating must the raid game be, when high level players have nothing better to do than harass level 12 players :)

wouldn't have happened on the red server

[Orruar]

wouldn't have happened on the red server

You're right. The level 18 bard would have turned and killed the level 12 bard the moment he said anything about his camp being stolen. Then he would have corpse camped for 48 hours straight because nobody that plays on red has seen the inside of a shower since the early days of the war on terror.

[Ahldagor]

How is that even a question? Of course I don't. Why would I? Why would anyone?

was she ashamed of her son for being a cross-dressing-cosplayer, and because of that you can only visit her grave in the appearance that you convinced her was you?

[Aviann]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/44793066.jpg

[DeruIsLove]

Still waiting for that proof.

[Rellapse40]

now every time you post i see a little fgt spinning around in a dress out in a park with the whole public looking at u like you are fucked up in the head

[DeruIsLove]

now every time you post i see a little fgt spinning around in a dress out in a park with the whole public looking at u like you are fucked up in the head

Anything beats being a homophobic redneck confederate.

[Rellapse40]

That the best u got?

lol

[DeruIsLove]

That the best u got?

lol

The truth?

It's all I need.

It will set you free.

[Ahldagor]

The truth?

It's all I need.

It will set you free.

shit. he's hit hbb-scarf-euphoria.

[DeruIsLove]

shit. he's hit hbb-scarf-euphoria.

Did you not see the pic of his redneck ass sitting at the computer in a lawn chair?