You will never unsee.

[Glitch]

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3200/opsm.jpg

[Otto]

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[thxer]

I hate you.

Don't stop make it proc...?

[Ridikulus]

http://picturepush.com/+DAzV

[Ridikulus]

http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/3140517/480/keshaFatodebanho/gallery-enlarged-0323-kesha-swimsuit-07.jpg?v0

What I really can't unsee is her weird ass.

[Reiker]

http://www.ohmyceleb.com/cache/images/4a0bfb0c76860948a0f257dca9895085_w800_h800.jpg


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XAePxwGya7E/Siz7b5LbiII/AAAAAAAACc0/nfeaV78esxM/s400/JohnTravoltaHairstyle2.jpg

[Bones]

LOL

[Straif]

Don't stop make it proc...?

Win!

[Sinlea]

omg Glitch <3<3<3<3

I picture you sitting up at night with a notebook and book light thinking of this shit.

and wtf is up with her ass?

[Sinlea]

I wanted to see what she normally looked like, and i found this:

http://beatcrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/The-Top-10-Dumbest-Keha-Lyrics.jpg

[Straif]

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album162/kesha-swimsuit03241008.jpg

What ass? Her back just drops off.

[Abacab-insurection]

Wake up in the morning feeling like Glitch Diddy
Grab my peridots, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, refresh my screen with an icon of crack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking haste on our tanks, tanks
Trying all these zones, zones
Officers blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CC's
Pulling up to the efreeti
Trying to get a little bit of EC

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of gear
Ain't got no money in my bank, but I'm already here
And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got Noble
But we kick em to the curb unless they pull doubles

I'm talking about everybody getting loot, loot
Noobs tryin' to touch my boots, boots
Gonna smack em' if they shoot, shoot (too many tells)

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the GM's shut us down, down
GM's shut us down, down
Cyrius shut us

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

IB, you build me up
You break me down
My vaj, it pounds
Yeah, you got me


With my hands up
You got me now
You got that chanter
Yeah, you got me

IB, you build me up
You break me down
My vaj, it pounds
Yeah, you got me

With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Now, the raid don't start 'til I walk in

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

[Straif]

^^^ I'm in tears.. lmao

[Glitch]

Wake up in the morning feeling like Glitch Diddy
Grab my peridots, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, refresh my screen with an icon of crack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking haste on our tanks, tanks
Trying all these zones, zones
Officers blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CC's
Pulling up to the efreeti
Trying to get a little bit of EC

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of gear
Ain't got no money in my bank, but I'm already here
And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got Noble
But we kick em to the curb unless they pull doubles

I'm talking about everybody getting loot, loot
Noobs tryin' to touch my boots, boots
Gonna smack em' if they shoot, shoot (too many tells)

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the GM's shut us down, down
GM's shut us down, down
Cyrius shut us

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

IB, you build me up
You break me down
My vaj, it pounds
Yeah, you got me


With my hands up
You got me now
You got that chanter
Yeah, you got me

IB, you build me up
You break me down
My vaj, it pounds
Yeah, you got me

With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Now, the raid don't start 'til I walk in

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

I'd make that my sig if I could.
But I'd like to point out that I have plenty of money in the bank

[Glitch]

I have plenty of money in the bank

From which I will buy UA drank

[Sinlea]

Did you forget the "I like your beard" part, or was that the other song? hahaha.. that was amazing. Every time I hear Kesha I think of Glitch. And when I think of Glitch I really just think of a DE chanter in ct robe who is neither male nor female and probably just a robot set on "funny" mode.

[Glitch]

Thats another song!
And maybe I'm not a robot. I'm a BRObot.

[thxer]

Wake up in the morning feeling like Glitch Diddy
Grab my peridots, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, refresh my screen with an icon of crack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking haste on our tanks, tanks
Trying all these zones, zones
Officers blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CC's
Pulling up to the efreeti
Trying to get a little bit of EC

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of gear
Ain't got no money in my bank, but I'm already here
And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got Noble
But we kick em to the curb unless they pull doubles

I'm talking about everybody getting loot, loot
Noobs tryin' to touch my boots, boots
Gonna smack em' if they shoot, shoot (too many tells)

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the GM's shut us down, down
GM's shut us down, down
Cyrius shut us

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

IB, you build me up
You break me down
My vaj, it pounds
Yeah, you got me


With my hands up
You got me now
You got that chanter
Yeah, you got me

IB, you build me up
You break me down
My vaj, it pounds
Yeah, you got me

With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Now, the raid don't start 'til I walk in

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it proc
DA, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the Eye tonight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Wow, you took it to another fuckin' level yo!

[Flicka]

I'm talking about everybody getting loot, loot
Noobs tryin' to touch my boots, boots
Gonna smack em' if they shoot, shoot (too many tells)

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the GM's shut us down, down
GM's shut us down, down
Cyrius shut us

<----tears laughing

[Dukat]

Wake up in the morning feeling like Glitch Diddy
Grab my peridots, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, refresh my screen with an icon of crack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back



fuckin hilarious

[Droxx]

Abacab finally makes a good post.

[G13]

http://i50.tinypic.com/iep92o.jpg

=

http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/3140517/480/keshaFatodebanho/gallery-enlarged-0323-kesha-swimsuit-07.jpg?v0

?

I call shenanigans!

[Allizia]

It's amazing what they can do with a picture and a computer. I was sleeping with this "alright" looking girl and she showed me her modeling pics. At first I was like yeah, whatever I'm sure you look great, and then I was all like OMFG this girl is hot, and she was all like ya that's me! And I was like: You don't even have tits or red hair it can't be you! And yeah..we aren't sleeping together anymore =/

[jeffd]

i was inspired.

fort minor - where'd you go (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feeuoERYOV0)

Where'd you go
I want to know
Feels like it's been forever
Since you trashed EC tun

She said "some days I feel like shit
Some days I wanna rip, and shit on evils for a bit"
I don't understand why Cyrius always has to be gone
You trash my shit, and the CRs always take so long
So, I find myself tryin to stay up the wall
Prayin this time the Hurricane will only be small
But I feel like an idiot, tryin to sell
And if I drop down below, you send me to hell

So, I want you to know it's a little fucked up
That I'm stuck here waitin, at times debatin
Rerollin human so I won't have nothin to fear
Now me and the rest of the evils here, singing where'd you go?

I want to know
Feels like it's been forever
Since you trashed EC tun
Where'd you go?
I want to know
Feels like it's been forever
Since you trashed EC tun
Please don't come home

You know, that place where you always roll
Always shit all over dark elves and trolls
Always bomb the joint each night and leave our corpses by the pile
But I'm worried cus you haven't charged on through in a while
Shit, I find myself just fillin my time
With auctions, but you're always in the back of my mind
I'm doin fine, but I know it won't stay that way,
Always watchin for "Hail, Rinna Lightshadow" in /say

So, I want you to know it's a little fucked up
That I'm stuck here waitin, at times debatin
Rerolling half elf so I won't have nothin to fear
Now me and the rest of the evils here, singing where'd you go?

I want to know
Feels like it's been forever
Since you trashed EC tun
Where'd you go?
I want to know
Feels like it's been forever
Since you trashed EC tun
Please don't come home

I want you to know it's a little fucked up
That I'm stuck here waitin, no longer debatin
Tired of sittin and hatin and hearin GM excuses
For why you're always around, and noone kills you 'cuz they're useless
But it seems one thing has been true all along
The turbonerds that train you will never be gone
I guess I've had it with selling in fear
So when you come back, I won't be here, and you can ask

Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever
Since I trashed EC tun
where'd you go?
I miss you so
Feels like it's been forever
Since I trashed EC tun
Please come back home

[Bashee_Feind]

I have a request for "apple bottom jeans - the solb remix"

Apple bottom bugs, the bats with the fur... let's see it :D

[Abacab-insurection]

Cleric had them new mithril greaves [greaves]
Bracers with the gold [With the gold]
The whole zone was lookin at her
She hit the Ro[She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

Them Green silken drapes
And the GEBS with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the Ro [She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 1:]
I ain't never seen nuthin that'll make me go,
this crazy all night campin the window
Had a thousand HP vibe and a haste to go
Dem Ogre tanks, they stole the show
So professional, she was available
Pro-skills, rezzin' 90 and ooo
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I
Whoa
Did I think I seen cleric get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain, I'm makin it snow
Work the zone, I got the bank roll
Imma say that I prefer them no tips
I'm into that, I love rezzes exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goes

She had them

Cleric had them new mithril greaves [greaves]
Bracers with the gold [With the gold]
The whole zone was lookin at her
She hit the Ro[She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low


Them Green silken drapes
And the GEBS with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the Ro [She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 2:]
Hey
Clerics what I gotta do to get you here
My groups full of noobs
And they ready for pulls
Noxious, stone spider for the power camper
Rokyl on the track that'll make you moan

One stack (come on)
Two stacks (come on)
Three stacks (come on, now that's sixty peridot)
What you think I'm playin y'all?
I'm the DPS, I'll bend the rules

That's what I told her, her Ethereal on my shoulder
I knew it was ova, that Cheal any symbol
Got me like a Soldier
She ready for medbreak, I couldn't control her
So lucky oo me, I was just like a clover
Cleric was hot like my RBG
Sorry but I had to fold her,
Like a monk pullin' Elder
She showed her

Cleric had them new mithril greaves [greaves]
Bracers with the gold [With the gold]
The whole zone was lookin at her
She hit the Ro[She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

Them Green silken drapes
And the GEBS with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the Ro [She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 3:]
Whoa
Cleric?
Yea she was worth the money
Lil mama took my cash,
and I ain't want it back,
The way she offered to drag,
got her them paper stacks,
Tattoo of that Vox Raid,
I had to handle that,

I was on it, 50 cleric, let me shownin
They be want it two in the mornin
I'm zonin in them Kobolds be foamin
She wouldn't stop, made it drop
Cleric did that drag and lock,
Had to break her off that mez
Gah it was noble just fuckin' around

Cleric had them new mithril greaves [greaves]
Bracers with the gold [With the gold]
The whole zone was lookin at her
She hit the Ro[She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

Them Green silken drapes
And the GEBS with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the Ro [She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

[guineapig]

http://i50.tinypic.com/iep92o.jpg


This gold flake/dust motif on the album cover seems to totally be a ripoff of Santogold's album:

http://dkpresents.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/santogold-cover.jpg?w=300&h=300


<3 Santogold btw

[Shannacore]

abacab

you are hilarious

[Bashee_Feind]

Cleric had them new mithril greaves [greaves]
Bracers with the gold [With the gold]
The whole zone was lookin at her
She hit the Ro[She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

Them Green silken drapes
And the GEBS with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the Ro [She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 1:]
I ain't never seen nuthin that'll make me go,
this crazy all night campin the window
Had a thousand HP vibe and a haste to go
Dem Ogre tanks, they stole the show
So professional, she was available
Pro-skills, rezzin' 90 and ooo
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I
Whoa
Did I think I seen cleric get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain, I'm makin it snow
Work the zone, I got the bank roll
Imma say that I prefer them no tips
I'm into that, I love rezzes exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goes

She had them

Cleric had them new mithril greaves [greaves]
Bracers with the gold [With the gold]
The whole zone was lookin at her
She hit the Ro[She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low


Them Green silken drapes
And the GEBS with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the Ro [She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 2:]
Hey
Clerics what I gotta do to get you here
My groups full of noobs
And they ready for pulls
Noxious, stone spider for the power camper
Rokyl on the track that'll make you moan

One stack (come on)
Two stacks (come on)
Three stacks (come on, now that's sixty peridot)
What you think I'm playin y'all?
I'm the DPS, I'll bend the rules

That's what I told her, her Ethereal on my shoulder
I knew it was ova, that Cheal any symbol
Got me like a Soldier
She ready for medbreak, I couldn't control her
So lucky oo me, I was just like a clover
Cleric was hot like my RBG
Sorry but I had to fold her,
Like a monk pullin' Elder
She showed her

Cleric had them new mithril greaves [greaves]
Bracers with the gold [With the gold]
The whole zone was lookin at her
She hit the Ro[She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

Them Green silken drapes
And the GEBS with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the Ro [She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 3:]
Whoa
Cleric?
Yea she was worth the money
Lil mama took my cash,
and I ain't want it back,
The way she offered to drag,
got her them paper stacks,
Tattoo of that Vox Raid,
I had to handle that,

I was on it, 50 cleric, let me shownin
They be want it two in the mornin
I'm zonin in them Kobolds be foamin
She wouldn't stop, made it drop
Cleric did that drag and lock,
Had to break her off that mez
Gah it was noble just fuckin' around

Cleric had them new mithril greaves [greaves]
Bracers with the gold [With the gold]
The whole zone was lookin at her
She hit the Ro[She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low

Them Green silken drapes
And the GEBS with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the Ro [She hit the Ro]
Next thing you know
Cleric got low low low low low low low low



LMFAO. You, sir, are a winner. Not quite what I had in mind, but entertaining :)

[Reiker]

This gold flake/dust motif on the album cover seems to totally be a ripoff of Santogold's album:

http://dkpresents.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/santogold-cover.jpg?w=300&h=300


<3 Santogold btw

Santogold has exactly 2 songs that don't suck. I guess that makes her better than Kesha though.

[Eternal-Elf]

Santogold has exactly 2 songs that don't suck. I guess that makes her better than Kesha though.

agreed....both are horrible.

[Swishahouse]

TLDR BUT....


DANGEROUS GLITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[girth]

Who the fuck is Kesha?

&

Who the fuck is Santogold?

[girth]

Google showed me this:

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2009/12/13/previews/Kesha-JTM-048420.jpg

DO NOT WANT...

[guineapig]

Santogold has exactly 2 songs that don't suck. I guess that makes her better than Kesha though.

Curious, which ones off the album do you like?