Official Katy Perry - Hot or Not Thread

[nilzark]

Post your pics - is she hot or not? Let the jury decide.

[Rellapse40]

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/91/1b/katy_9.jpg?itok=4cb_kDHI

[nilzark]

http://celebrityhot2012.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/katy-perry-bikini1.jpg

Is down with the brewskies, and checking out other women...

[DeruIsLove]

To begin to understand why Katy Perry is not attractive you must first educate yourself about a little thing known as the uncanny valley.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

Once you realize that both feet face and mannerisms are freakishly unnatural, it doesn't matter that she has a 9/10 body anymore, you cannot unsee her face.

The perfect example would be to directly compare her to someone who looks much like her yet doesn't enter the uncanny valley. Zooey Deschenel.
http://wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/starcrush.com/files/2013/02/Zooey-Deschanel-Katy-Perry.jpg

[Tasslehofp99]

I love how pale her skin is, tho


shits hot

[Portsche]

Not.

[DeruIsLove]

I love how pale her skin is, tho


shits hot

She's makeup pale though, not natural pale. She looks like an android.

[Tikker]

I'd vote not, but i'd still hit it 1000 times

[hatelore]

Far from hot, but ol Zooey Deschenel looks like a freak in the sheets. Would bang x100. Fer reel doe~

[Peatree]

Not. Great tits though.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1429471/katy-perry-elmo-o.gif

[Peatree]

Tina Fey -- hotter, sexier, funnier and prob and absolute freak in bed.

http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/stash-1-501c6c580c64e.gif

[Kekephee]

I think she honestly looks pretty fucking good without being dolled up for hours to look like a sex robot


http://i.huffpost.com/gen/770256/thumbs/o-KATY-PERRY-570.jpg?1


I would happily fuck her or her sex robot equivalent

[Senix]

Tina Fey -- hotter, sexier, funnier and prob and absolute freak in bed.

http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/stash-1-501c6c580c64e.gif

sweet face scar.

[Rhambuk]

not even on her best day

[Spud]

so hot, so hot.

[Rellapse40]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/bad-girls-bend-1.gif?w=500&h=312

[khanable]

dem boobs tho

[Kingore]

I would marry her - SO HOT.

[JPMorgan]

Her music is terrible enough to render her unattractive.

[phacemeltar]

shes pretty fkn hot.. stacked very nicely as well

[phacemeltar]

http://famousnobody.squarespace.com/storage/Katy_Perry-Esquire-UHQ_Pictures_003.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=12 78893210727

[Haynar]

I'd vote not, but i'd still hit it 1000 times
You prolly hit your palm a 1000 times per year.

Your standards based on what you would hit speak volumes.

Haynar the Horrible

[MaksimMazor]

Very hot

[greenblze420]

iv already banged hoter girls.... she would be a downgrade but fuckable forsure

[Byrjun]

100% hot, how is this a thread.

[Verenity]

100% hot, how is this a thread.

How is this a debate? She is ridiculously hot and any single one of you degenerates would give their left nut to be with her. Of course, I'm sure only like 5% of the population of this forum would have the balls to even approach her, let alone have the game to make a solid attempt at picking her up.

[Rellapse40]

no thx she is not hot

[Ahldagor]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b0/b4/ca/b0b4cadc0d490266c692ffd9257f5151.jpg

[hatelore]

Umm no she's not. To each there own I guess. No fuckin contest compared to Zooey.

[DeruIsLove]

To begin to understand why Katy Perry is not attractive you must first educate yourself about a little thing known as the uncanny valley.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

Once you realize that both feet face and mannerisms are freakishly unnatural, it doesn't matter that she has a 9/10 body anymore, you cannot unsee her face.

The perfect example would be to directly compare her to someone who looks much like her yet doesn't enter the uncanny valley. Zooey Deschenel.
http://wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/starcrush.com/files/2013/02/Zooey-Deschanel-Katy-Perry.jpg

[Kekephee]

Zooey Deschanel bad example because I want to cut her head off with a shovel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbEjCvdGaZU

[Kekephee]

Zooey Deschanel looks out of her window and asks her phone, "is that rain?" When the question is answered affirmatively, she decides to get tomato soup delivered. To celebrate, she has the world's least enthusiastic one-person dance party to oldies.

[Tasslehofp99]

I don't know, you can find bad pictures of just about any celebrity out there. Same goes for any normal hot chick, people don't ALWAYS look their best.


She's probably a lot hotter than any of the girls the haters in this thread have been with.

[Jburks8]

Here's an 84-pic album (courtesy of Reddit). She's not a dime, but still very attractive IMO.

http://imgur.com/a/QSPpW

[Rellapse40]

http://acidcow.com/pics/20110121/whale_tail_37.jpg

[Skywarp]

You must be out of your fucking brain case to fuck any thing greasy ass john Mayer put his infected gnat slayer into.

[Byrjun]

Zooey Deschanel looks out of her window and asks her phone, "is that rain?" When the question is answered affirmatively, she decides to get tomato soup delivered. To celebrate, she has the world's least enthusiastic one-person dance party to oldies.

https://twitter.com/ZooeySiri

[myriverse]

[QUOTE=DeruIsLove;1422774]To begin to understand why Katy Perry is not attractive you must first educate yourself about a little thing known as the uncanny valley.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

Once you realize that both feet face and mannerisms are freakishly unnatural, it doesn't matter that she has a 9/10 body anymore, you cannot unsee her face.

The perfect example would be to directly compare her to someone who looks much like her yet doesn't enter the uncanny valley. Zooey Deschenel.
http://wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/starcrush.com/files/2013/02/Zooey-Deschanel-Katy-Perry.jpg
Why would you want to unsee that face? It's adorable.

[phacemeltar]

You must be out of your fucking brain case to fuck any thing greasy ass john Mayer put his infected gnat slayer into.

groupies not gona fuk themselves

[hatelore]

I don't know, you can find bad pictures of just about any celebrity out there. Same goes for any normal hot chick, people don't ALWAYS look their best.


She's probably a lot hotter than any of the girls the haters in this thread have been with.

I'm sorry, I was too busy hating TMO all of my p99 life and then being a turncoat pussy bitch and joining them to ever have time to fuck anything near as hot as her.

[JackFlash]

Not. Crazy eyes.

[Tasslehofp99]

I'm sorry, I was too busy hating TMO all of my p99 life and then being a turncoat pussy bitch and joining them to ever have time to fuck anything near as hot as her.

dumb

[Lanzellot]

shakira is much better;)

[hatelore]

shakira is much better;)

/Agree, Shakira makes them both look like 5's.

[Kekephee]

https://twitter.com/ZooeySiri


Ha! Nice

[Shannacore]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/you-need-to-see-katy-perry-transformed-into-these

[Telin]

No celebrity will ever surpass a young Shania Twain or Catherine Zeta-Jones for me.

[Lanzellot]

but yeah as solo artist is sure katey perry this times with rihanna the best

[Lanzellot]

nowadays

[Kekephee]

shakira is much better;)

It's really not fair to compare anyone to Shakira. Shakira is her own league of hot. No one in the world should have to live up to that.

[Ahldagor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/Bettie_Page-2.jpg

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2013/02/BettiePageJM.jpg

katy perry is the closest thing to bettie page atm

[Lanzellot]

It's really not fair to compare anyone to Shakira. Shakira is her own league of hot. No one in the world should have to live up to that.

oh yes very true mate sorry my error;)

[Lictor]

The better question is are her boobs real or fake?

[LulzSect]

this is now a bettie page thread

http://www.bettiepagemovie.com/bettie-page/photos/bettie-page-1%20(27).jpg

[moklianne]

Betty page way hotter.

[DeruIsLove]

To begin to understand why Katy Perry is not attractive you must first educate yourself about a little thing known as the uncanny valley.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

Once you realize that both feet face and mannerisms are freakishly unnatural, it doesn't matter that she has a 9/10 body anymore, you cannot unsee her face.

The perfect example would be to directly compare her to someone who looks much like her yet doesn't enter the uncanny valley. Zooey Deschenel.
http://wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/starcrush.com/files/2013/02/Zooey-Deschanel-Katy-Perry.jpg

[Azure]

I like Katy's style. She's not the prettiest but she wears herself well )

[quido]

I heard that Katy Perry is a no-talent hack that is only famous because of her sometimes appealing breasts.

[DeruIsLove]

I heard that Katy Perry is a no-talent hack that is only famous because of her sometimes appealing breasts.

Accurate

[radditsu]

Id fuck her. You would too.

[DeruIsLove]

Id fuck her. You would too.

Brown bagged yes. That face would be counter intuitive to maintaining a boner.

[radditsu]

Brown bagged yes. That face would be counter intuitive to maintaining a boner.

Nope you would fuck her and eat her snatch. Its ok.

[DeruIsLove]

Nope you would fuck her and eat her snatch. Its ok.

Both which can be done with her brown bagged...

[Champion_Standing]

Kagatab has very high standards didn't you know? He only dates supermodels and only drinks the finest mineral water.

[radditsu]

Both which can be done with her brown bagged...

No I mean eat her snatch after you are done. Then you kiss. Snow ball situation. You would snowball katy Perry


Tbh she prob is tons hotter when she isn't in TV makeup.

[Rellapse40]

Jeremy has better tits than that slut

[radditsu]

Kagatab has very high standards didn't you know? He only dates supermodels and only drinks the finest mineral water.

Anyone who would not bang a 7-8 is an internet badass.


I fucked 4s in my youth. It happens guys. Fuck the 4s til the 7s come along. Marry your 10.

[DeruIsLove]

No I mean eat her snatch after you are done. Then you kiss. Snow ball situation. You would snowball katy Perry


Tbh she prob is tons hotter when she isn't in TV makeup.

Hmm that does sound tempting, only because your last statement had piqued my curiosity. She may simply not have good anatomy for the style of makeup she uses which results in uncanny valley.

[radditsu]

Hmm that does sound tempting, only because your last statement had piqued my curiosity. She may simply not have good anatomy for the style of makeup she uses which results in uncanny valley.

Since HDtv has been invented all makeup artist do are slather on theatre makeup on people... plus she prob is self conscious over her youth acne problem



Proactive commercials yall.

[nilzark]

Anyone who would not bang a 7-8 is an internet badass.


I fucked 4s in my youth. It happens guys. Fuck the 4s til the 7s come along. Marry your 10.

This is some sage shit.

[Archalen]

Not.

She looks like an android.

I'd vote not

Far from hot

Not

not even on her best day

http://i.imgur.com/8sLy3NG.jpg

[phacemeltar]

^so true

[Aviann]

Katy Perry is an egyptian goddess

[Barkingturtle]

Anyone who would not bang a 7-8 is an internet badass.


I fucked 4s in my youth. It happens guys. Fuck the 4s til the 7s come along. Marry your 10.

Kids these days are raised on internet porn. It's all they know.

We know better, you and I.

When I was six or seven, I found a pornographic selfie in the gutter. Back then, we called them "Polaroids". This woman was huge, and pale, and furry. And she was prying herself open with one hand and smoking a cigarette with the other.

I took that picture home and jerked off to it till I was twenty years old. Then I got AOL.

[Emsee]

Best blowjob I ever got was by a 4, in front of 20 of my friends. Damn that slut was crazy.

[What A Guy]

Not a fan of numbering the lasses, mechanoid or not. As long as they don't have a horrible smell there really is no room for anyone to complain.
That Katie gal seems alright. Are you certain she's not cybernetic though?

[Blade]

Katy Perry is too hot. I'd clam up and get anxiety and would not be able to even attempt to hit it.

Zooey Deschanel looks just like her but seems like she'd hold my hand and be a sweetheart during the hitting proccess.

[Tasslehofp99]

I really hate fat chicks, tbh.


Find them repulsive, really.

[LulzSect]

http://i.imgur.com/RSDq3Gl.gif

[mtb tripper]

I'd vote not, but i'd still hit it 1000 times

[Azure]

probably only 50% cybernetic, but i'm all for transhumanism

[Glenzig]

I don't understand why anyone would use the complaint that X celebrity isn't hot because they come off as robotic. They're all robotic! They have to do and say just as they're told. They don't dare go off script for fear of blacklisting or worse.

[stonez138]

I fucked 4s in my youth. It happens guys. Fuck the 4s til the 7s come along.

I've never had a 10 but I've had five 2's!

[Cookiefist]

Who is who? OMG!

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/katy-emily-siwan-mia.jpg

[myriverse]

Please. I see lots of differences between their faces: noses, lips, chins, eyes; not to mention hair.

[moklianne]

Who is who? OMG!

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/katy-emily-siwan-mia.jpg

Last one is the only semi hot one.

[YendorLootmonkey]

I've never had a 10 but I've had five 2's!

I think the five 2's have to be simultaneous to equal intercourse with a 10.

[Blasted]

I stopped reading after page two but some of these responses are just complete hypocritical bullshit. ANY of you would fuck her. This includes the gay guys and straight girls on here. Furthermore, if you did, she would be one of, if not the best looking fuck you ever had.

All of you who are bashing her looks just hate her public persona; what she represents. I'm with you until there, because her music (not her voice, her music) SUCKS. BUT:

If she looked EXACTLY as she looked in any of the pictures posted here (make-up or not), and you discovered she was a "gamer chick" and in to your flavor of rock music instead of that pop shit, she would instantly be the A-#1 fap-crush. You'd be on her http://twitch.loser channel 24/7.

[Ella`Ella]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQU-nS5kP08

Haters gonna hate.

[Heebo]

I'd put it in 'er

[Azure]

I like her music.

[LulzSect]

You're a faggot. Of course you do.

[Rellapse40]

lol

[Bardalicious]

I'm not sure which I find more pathetic.

The fact that a bunch of greasy nerds are circle-jerking in this thread to the thought of scoring with some chick they'll never share the same air with, or that they're actually trying to degrade and talk down upon others for not hopping on the hand lotion and kleenex fantasy bandwagon.

[phacemeltar]

fap fap fap fap /pause ... *shudder*

[katrik]

I like her music.

I do too. Proof of shared faggotry.

[Hastley]

I'm not sure which I find more pathetic.

The fact that a bunch of greasy nerds are circle-jerking in this thread to the thought of scoring with some chick they'll never share the same air with, or that they're actually trying to degrade and talk down upon others for not hopping on the hand lotion and kleenex fantasy bandwagon.

Probably the second, but when you are like jeremy and have 6 plus level 60s and 1000s of days played, thats all you have to look forward to.

[phacemeltar]

Probably the second, but when you are like jeremy and have 6 plus level 60s and 1000s of days played, thats all you have to look forward to.

oh everquest, where the most irl filthy are the most revered of the community

[odiecat99]

not

but id hit 4 shoizzle

[Susvain2]

^ shutup

shes hot

[Susvain2]

i know dude. i totally got 25pt ds now so can power level you amazing

unbelievable i get banned for posting my soft penis. but we can post tits/ass....

[oldschooltrader]

i know dude. i totally got 25pt ds now so can power level you amazing

unbelievable i get banned for posting my soft penis. but we can post tits/ass....

thats fucking gross, I support that decision to ban you.

You realize tits/ass are beautiful things right.... ?

[Susvain2]

lol you didnt see it? There was an official Penis thread, similar to the ass/tits one...and after a few pages of no one posting i decided to man up and posted two pics of my soft 1inch pecker.

then rellapse made a separate thread and i took a picture of my 1inch wang in front of my monitor with his signature/name big in the picture visibile

[Susvain2]

took a pic of my 1inch pecker in front of my monitor showing p99 forums

[Susvain2]

Atleast allow me to put in a few hours a week powerleveling you? At the very least

[Not_Kazowi]

To begin to understand why Katy Perry is not attractive you must first educate yourself about a little thing known as the uncanny valley.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

Once you realize that both feet face and mannerisms are freakishly unnatural, it doesn't matter that she has a 9/10 body anymore, you cannot unsee her face.

The perfect example would be to directly compare her to someone who looks much like her yet doesn't enter the uncanny valley. Zooey Deschenel.
http://wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/starcrush.com/files/2013/02/Zooey-Deschanel-Katy-Perry.jpg

Not quite sure how you are incorporating the uncanny valley in this situation. That really applies to non humanoid objects.

Katy perry may be ugly but she's not in the uncanny valley, she's a living moving human and anyone can recognize that.

[DeruIsLove]

Not quite sure how you are incorporating the uncanny valley in this situation. That really applies to non humanoid objects.

Katy perry may be ugly but she's not in the uncanny valley, she's a living moving human and anyone can recognize that.

She is a humanoid object that doesn't have the feel or proper characteristics of a humanoid object. It goes both ways.

Look at her eyes.
Shoes have more soul than her.

[Susvain2]

She is a humanoid object that doesn't have the feel or proper characteristics of a humanoid object. It goes both ways.

Look at her eyes.
Shoes have more soul than her.

what a fuckin dummy. ever hear of perspective? its one picture. If you ever communicated or were around women you would know any picture can be manipulated to looking the way you want it. Hide the fat, ugly, double chin....anything etc etc....

you cant count this picture as exactly what she looks like 24/7

[DeruIsLove]

what a fuckin dummy. ever hear of perspective? its one picture. If you ever communicated or were around women you would know any picture can be manipulated to looking the way you want it. Hide the fat, ugly, double chin....anything etc etc....

you cant count this picture as exactly what she looks like 24/7

There have been at least 10 images of her posted in this thread. All of them that have her face visible look unnatural. Are you going to now claim that they've all been shipped by the same person/group who all have an agenda to make one Katy Perry look like a robot?

Lol

[Heebo]

She is a humanoid object that doesn't have the feel or proper characteristics of a humanoid object. It goes both ways.

Look at her eyes.
Shoes have more soul than her.

It's kinda cute watching you try to describe why you're repulsed when everyone else already knows. Hint: It's because she's no longer twelve.

[DeruIsLove]

It's kinda cute watching you try to describe why you're repulsed when everyone else already knows. Hint: It's because she's no longer twelve.

Are you trying to imply that Zooey Deschenel is twelve?

[Glenzig]

Are you trying to imply that Zooey Deschenel is twelve?

Well she does act like a 12 year old.

[radditsu]

Is that rain?

[myriverse]

There have been at least 10 images of her posted in this thread. All of them that have her face visible look unnatural. Are you going to now claim that they've all been shipped by the same person/group who all have an agenda to make one Katy Perry look like a robot?
I don't think you know what looks unnatural.

[phacemeltar]

http://i.imgur.com/9pM1Mho.jpg

tell me, is this photoshopped?

[Kimm Bare|y]

http://www.realitypictures.net/st/thumbs/048/0778212852.jpg

[Splorf22]

the fact that you could find that picture immediately is kind of scary

[Azure]

It took around 11 minutes. Far from immediate.